Written By: Zetetic - Date published: 8:56 am, May 1st, 2011 - 14 comments
Categories: Minister for Overseas Holidays, Satire -
Tags: a really full on agenda of important meetings, travel perks
Pussy Key, pussy Key, where have you been?
I’ve been down to London to visit the Queen.
Pussy Key, pussy Key, what did you there?
Sweet fuck all, but thanks for paying for my holiday
Nice work, Mr Wilde.
stan..how patronising.. if it is that childish, then why do you feel the need to get involved?
Typical Zetetic post. Typical of the left. They have nothing left. Makes me smile
Typical infused comment. Nothing to say. Ignores the point of the post. Makes me vom.
What post? I retarded poem?
Yep, he missed it.
What did you there? A corgi licked my hand.
At least his missus wore a hat, unlike his Smug Tory mate Cameron’s wife. It ain’t ettiquete, innit.
Did you notice how some of the hats were near the size of an umbrella? Cameron’s wife had a large flower/accessory on the side of her hair. At least she did not block anyones view.
What did you there?
Thought about introducing myself to Elton John but I was a-scared
Fap fap fap boom pof parp !
Twas Key and the slimy toads
Did gyre and giggle in HER way
All brillient was the damsels day
And the British tax payer
Had to pay!!
And they all came from every land
Sultans, banksters and wankers
All dressed in their Friday’s best
Willing to show their hand
And rip off all the rest!!
News of the Brash hostile takeover last week brought to mind a hymn from some years back that the faithful may wish to reprise. To the tune of “What a friend we have in Jesus”
What a friend we have in Don Brash
Oh what pain we all take on
Just because we do not carry
A large bag of cash to Don.
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