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A nursery rhyme

Written By: - Date published: 8:56 am, May 1st, 2011 - 14 comments
Categories: Minister for Overseas Holidays, Satire - Tags: ,

Pussy Key, pussy Key, where have you been?
I’ve been down to London to visit the Queen.
Pussy Key, pussy Key, what did you there?
Sweet fuck all, but thanks for paying for my holiday

14 comments on “A nursery rhyme”

  1. SHG 1

    Nice work, Mr Wilde.

  2. Stan 2

    How childish

    • bbfloyd 2.1

      stan..how patronising.. if it is that childish, then why do you feel the need to get involved?

  3. infused 3

    Typical Zetetic post. Typical of the left. They have nothing left. Makes me smile ;)

  4. What did you there? A corgi licked my hand.

  5. Sookie 5

    At least his missus wore a hat, unlike his Smug Tory mate Cameron’s wife. It ain’t ettiquete, innit.

    • Treetop 5.1

      Did you notice how some of the hats were near the size of an umbrella? Cameron’s wife had a large flower/accessory on the side of her hair. At least she did not block anyones view.

  6. Blighty 6

    What did you there?

    Thought about introducing myself to Elton John but I was a-scared

  7. higherstandard 7

    Fap fap fap boom pof parp !

  8. Twas Key and the slimy toads
    Did gyre and giggle in HER way
    All brillient was the damsels day
    And the British tax payer
    Had to pay!!

    And they all came from every land
    Sultans, banksters and wankers
    All dressed in their Friday’s best
    Willing to show their hand
    And rip off all the rest!!

  9. Georgecom 9

    News of the Brash hostile takeover last week brought to mind a hymn from some years back that the faithful may wish to reprise. To the tune of “What a friend we have in Jesus”

    What a friend we have in Don Brash
    Oh what pain we all take on
    Just because we do not carry
    A large bag of cash to Don.

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