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Written By: - Date published: 11:32 am, November 17th, 2011 - 33 comments
Categories: accountability, caption contest, election 2011, humour, john key, national - Tags:

33 comments on “Caption Contest”

  1. Steve 1

    “Here’s my honest opinion of Brash – Ooooold maaaaaan riiiiiver….

  2. Richard Down South 2

    Anyone for a cup of tea?

  3. r0b 3

    Winston: Now cough.
    John: ! 

  4. Mac1 4

    John Key sings “O Sole Mio”

    Translation follows.

    “What a great thing a world without journos
    Then I could sing serenely without ‘say no’s’
    Giovanni needs a new holiday
    What a great thing a world without journos.

    All by myself
    With my Pinocchio nose
    All by myself
    Not fronting up at all.”

    Che bella cosa na jurnata ‘e sole,
    n’aria serena doppo na tempesta!
    Pe’ ll’aria fresca pare gia na festa…
    Che bella cosa na jurnata ‘e sole.

    Ma n’atu sole
    cchiu bello, oje ne’.
    ‘o sole mio
    sta ‘nfronte a te!

  5. Kaplan 5

    Key prepares to blow small issue out of all proportion.

  6. Jackal 6

    Insert coin here.

  7. tc 7

    buga it’s stopped….whose turn was it to have the hand up his back today……hey where is everybody.

  8. Tel 9

    Mouth full of empties running the country will cut benefits to drug users, and pass the money onto the alcohol industry to pedal new cheap beer brand “Gloomlager”.

  9. Dan1 11

    I can tell you now, I did not have media relations with that man!

  10. Blue 12

    The lie is coming…my mouth is open…wait for it…wait for it…

  11. Uturn 13

    ooooooooooooooooooooooh Danny boy…

  12. Colonial Viper 14

    Translation of ‘Bella Ciao’

    “SWEETHEART GOODBYE

    One morning when I awakened
    Oh beauty bye, beauty bye, beauty bye-bye-bye!
    One morning when I awakened
    I found invaders all around

    Oh partisan, come take me with you
    Oh beauty bye, beauty bye, beauty bye-bye-bye!
    Oh partisan, come take me with you
    Because I feel ready to die

    If I die fighting as a partisan
    Oh beauty bye, beauty bye, beauty bye-bye-bye!
    If I die fighting as a partisan
    You must come and bury me

    Bury me there, up in the mountains
    Oh beauty bye, beauty bye, beauty bye-bye-bye!”

  13. calltoaccount 15

    Ask any more of these teapot questions and I’ll start to look like one!

  14. hoom 16

    Unlimited Powah!
    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/12/unlimited-power_opt.jpg
     
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/5982946/Police-to-serve-search-warrants-over-tea-tape

    Prime Minister John Key has brushed off a question about whether or not he discussed “getting unbridled power” on the tea tape, as police confirm they will serve search warrants on four media outlets.

  15. Tel 17

    “I moved on from teapots to tea bagging” says gaping Key

  16. rod 18

    HELP! I’m choking.

  17. Tel 19

    If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

  18. DJL 20

    Someone must have put sodium pentathol is his and bankys tea…..Blame Labour!

  19. BLiP 21

    John Key™ gets his happy ending.

  20. felix 22

    “♫ Pleeeeeaaaaaaase release me, let me gooooo… ♪ “

  21. Policy Parrot 23

    *walks off with a stupid grin on his face*

  22. vto 24

    burp

    *can’t believe nobody already thought of that stunner…*

  23. happynz 25

    Bloody hell. That pic above looks like a still from the 1978 film, ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’.

  24. Steve 26

    “The Stranded? does anyone believe what the nasty people on The Stranded say?”

  25. Keeshy 27

    I’m a little teapot,
    Short and stout,
    Here is my handle (one hand on hip),
    Here is my spout (other arm out with elbow and wrist bent),
    When I get all steamed up,
    Hear me shout,
    Tip me over and pour me out! (lean over toward spout)

  26. I’m a millionaire and I’m okay,
    I don’t have to think of anyone else.
    I sleep all night and I’m PM by day
    and Crosby and Textor tells me what to say.

    Just last year we introduced
    Government blockers on the internet
    they are only there to stop the porn
    so you can trust me when I say
    We won’t use them for anything else.

    We will crush those unions underfoot
    and arm the police for their protest
    if we push those wages down again
    we can indenture Kiwi labour for years and years

    I’m a millionaire and I’m okay,
    I dont have to think of anyone else.
    I sleep all night and I’m PM by day
    and Crosby and Textor tells me what to say.

  27. logie97 29

    oooh, where did Campbell find that bloody worm?”
    Now I’ll have the bloody bouffant one to contend with again.

    Meanwhile here’s a song

    Oh lord it is hard to humble,
    When you’re perfect in so many ways …

  28. logie97 30

    “Obama? Obama?
    Oh shucks, have I missed a photo op with Obama?
    Are you telling me that I have been pissing about with that two-bit nobody Banks so he could get his cuppa, and all this time Obama’s been in the neighbourhood? OOooooooh”

  29. Someone Else 31

    ♪♫ ASS-HOLE THAT’S ME – OH! ♪♫

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