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- Anzac Commemorative Address – NZ National Service, Chunuk Bair
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- PM announces changes to portfoliosPaul Goldsmith will take on responsibility for the Media and Communications portfolio, while Louise Upston will pick up the Disability Issues portfolio, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon announced today. “Our Government is relentlessly focused on getting New Zealand back on track. As issues change in prominence, I plan to adjust Ministerial ...2 days ago
- New catch limits for unique fishery areasRecreational catch limits will be reduced in areas of Fiordland and the Chatham Islands to help keep those fisheries healthy and sustainable, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. The lower recreational daily catch limits for a range of finfish and shellfish species caught in the Fiordland Marine Area and ...2 days ago
- Minister welcomes hydrogen milestoneEnergy Minister Simeon Brown has welcomed an important milestone in New Zealand’s hydrogen future, with the opening of the country’s first network of hydrogen refuelling stations in Wiri. “I want to congratulate the team at Hiringa Energy and its partners K one W one (K1W1), Mitsui & Co New Zealand ...2 days ago
- Urgent changes to system through first RMA Amendment BillThe coalition Government is delivering on its commitment to improve resource management laws and give greater certainty to consent applicants, with a Bill to amend the Resource Management Act (RMA) expected to be introduced to Parliament next month. RMA Reform Minister Chris Bishop has today outlined the first RMA Amendment ...3 days ago
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- Release of North Island Severe Weather Event InquiryEmergency Management and Recovery Minister Mark Mitchell has today released the Report of the Government Inquiry into the response to the North Island Severe Weather Events. “The report shows that New Zealand’s emergency management system is not fit-for-purpose and there are some significant gaps we need to address,” Mr Mitchell ...3 days ago
- Justice Minister to attend Human Rights CouncilJustice Minister Paul Goldsmith is today travelling to Europe where he’ll update the United Nations Human Rights Council on the Government’s work to restore law and order. “Attending the Universal Periodic Review in Geneva provides us with an opportunity to present New Zealand’s human rights progress, priorities, and challenges, while ...4 days ago
- Patterson reopens world’s largest wool scouring facilityAssociate Agriculture Minister, Mark Patterson, formally reopened the world’s largest wool processing facility today in Awatoto, Napier, following a $50 million rebuild and refurbishment project. “The reopening of this facility will significantly lift the economic opportunities available to New Zealand’s wool sector, which already accounts for 20 per cent of ...4 days ago
- Speech to the Southland Otago Regional Engineering Collective Summit, 18 April 2024Hon Andrew Bayly, Minister for Small Business and Manufacturing At the Southland Otago Regional Engineering Collective (SOREC) Summit, 18 April, Dunedin Ngā mihi nui, Ko Andrew Bayly aho, Ko Whanganui aho Good Afternoon and thank you for inviting me to open your summit today. I am delighted ...4 days ago
- Government to introduce revised Three Strikes lawThe Government is delivering on its commitment to bring back the Three Strikes legislation, Associate Justice Minister Nicole McKee announced today. “Our Government is committed to restoring law and order and enforcing appropriate consequences on criminals. We are making it clear that repeat serious violent or sexual offending is not ...4 days ago
- New diplomatic appointmentsForeign Minister Winston Peters has today announced four new diplomatic appointments for New Zealand’s overseas missions. “Our diplomats have a vital role in maintaining and protecting New Zealand’s interests around the world,” Mr Peters says. “I am pleased to announce the appointment of these senior diplomats from the ...4 days ago
- Humanitarian support for Ethiopia and SomaliaNew Zealand is contributing NZ$7 million to support communities affected by severe food insecurity and other urgent humanitarian needs in Ethiopia and Somalia, Foreign Minister Rt Hon Winston Peters announced today. “Over 21 million people are in need of humanitarian assistance across Ethiopia, with a further 6.9 million people ...4 days ago
- Arts Minister congratulates Mataaho CollectiveMinister for Arts, Culture and Heritage Paul Goldsmith is congratulating Mataaho Collective for winning the Golden Lion for best participant in the main exhibition at the Venice Biennale. "Congratulations to the Mataaho Collective for winning one of the world's most prestigious art prizes at the Venice Biennale. “It is good ...5 days ago
- Supporting better financial outcomes for KiwisThe Government is reforming financial services to improve access to home loans and other lending, and strengthen customer protections, Commerce and Consumer Affairs Minister Andrew Bayly and Housing Minister Chris Bishop announced today. “Our coalition Government is committed to rebuilding the economy and making life simpler by cutting red tape. We are ...5 days ago
- Trade relationship with China remains strong“China remains a strong commercial opportunity for Kiwi exporters as Chinese businesses and consumers continue to value our high-quality safe produce,” Trade and Agriculture Minister Todd McClay says. Mr McClay has returned to New Zealand following visits to Beijing, Harbin and Shanghai where he met ministers, governors and mayors and engaged in trade and agricultural events with the New ...5 days ago
- PM’s South East Asia mission does the businessPrime Minister Christopher Luxon has completed a successful trip to Singapore, Thailand and the Philippines, deepening relationships and capitalising on opportunities. Mr Luxon was accompanied by a business delegation and says the choice of countries represents the priority the New Zealand Government places on South East Asia, and our relationships in ...6 days ago
- $41m to support clean energy in South East AsiaNew Zealand is demonstrating its commitment to reducing global greenhouse emissions, and supporting clean energy transition in South East Asia, through a contribution of NZ$41 million (US$25 million) in climate finance to the Asian Development Bank (ADB)-led Energy Transition Mechanism (ETM). Prime Minister Christopher Luxon and Climate Change Minister Simon Watts announced ...7 days ago
- Minister releases Fast-track stakeholder listThe Government is today releasing a list of organisations who received letters about the Fast-track applications process, says RMA Reform Minister Chris Bishop. “Recently Ministers and agencies have received a series of OIA requests for a list of organisations to whom I wrote with information on applying to have a ...7 days ago
- Judicial appointments announcedAttorney-General Judith Collins today announced the appointment of Wellington Barrister David Jonathan Boldt as a Judge of the High Court, and the Honourable Justice Matthew Palmer as a Judge of the Court of Appeal. Justice Boldt graduated with an LLB from Victoria University of Wellington in 1990, and also holds ...7 days ago
- Education Minister heads to major teaching summit in SingaporeEducation Minister Erica Stanford will lead the New Zealand delegation at the 2024 International Summit on the Teaching Profession (ISTP) held in Singapore. The delegation includes representatives from the Post Primary Teachers’ Association (PPTA) Te Wehengarua and the New Zealand Educational Institute (NZEI) Te Riu Roa. The summit is co-hosted ...7 days ago
- Value of stopbank project proven during cycloneA stopbank upgrade project in Tairawhiti partly funded by the Government has increased flood resilience for around 7000ha of residential and horticultural land so far, Regional Development Minister Shane Jones says. Mr Jones today attended a dawn service in Gisborne to mark the end of the first stage of the ...7 days ago
- Anzac commemorations, Türkiye relationship focus of visitForeign Affairs Minister Winston Peters will represent the Government at Anzac Day commemorations on the Gallipoli Peninsula next week and engage with senior representatives of the Turkish government in Istanbul. “The Gallipoli campaign is a defining event in our history. It will be a privilege to share the occasion ...7 days ago
- Minister to Europe for OECD meeting, Anzac DayScience, Innovation and Technology and Defence Minister Judith Collins will next week attend the OECD Science and Technology Ministerial conference in Paris and Anzac Day commemorations in Belgium. “Science, innovation and technology have a major role to play in rebuilding our economy and achieving better health, environmental and social outcomes ...7 days ago
- Comprehensive Partnership the goal for NZ and the PhilippinesPrime Minister Christopher Luxon held a bilateral meeting today with the President of the Philippines, Ferdinand Marcos Jr. The Prime Minister was accompanied by MP Paulo Garcia, the first Filipino to be elected to a legislature outside the Philippines. During today’s meeting, Prime Minister Luxon and President Marcos Jr discussed opportunities to ...1 week ago
- Government commits $20m to Westport flood protectionThe Government has announced that $20 million in funding will be made available to Westport to fund much needed flood protection around the town. This measure will significantly improve the resilience of the community, says Local Government Minister Simeon Brown. “The Westport community has already been allocated almost $3 million ...1 week ago
- Taupō takes pole positionThe Government is proud to support the first ever Repco Supercars Championship event in Taupō as up to 70,000 motorsport fans attend the Taupō International Motorsport Park this weekend, says Economic Development Minister Melissa Lee. “Anticipation for the ITM Taupō Super400 is huge, with tickets and accommodation selling out weeks ...1 week ago
- Cost of living support for low-income homeownersLocal Government Minister Simeon Brown has announced an increase to the Rates Rebate Scheme, putting money back into the pockets of low-income homeowners. “The coalition Government is committed to bringing down the cost of living for New Zealanders. That includes targeted support for those Kiwis who are doing things tough, such ...1 week ago
- Government backing mussel spat projectThe Coalition Government is investing in a project to boost survival rates of New Zealand mussels and grow the industry, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones has announced. “This project seeks to increase the resilience of our mussels and significantly boost the sector’s productivity,” Mr Jones says. “The project - ...1 week ago
- Government focused on getting people into workBenefit figures released today underscore the importance of the Government’s plan to rebuild the economy and have 50,000 fewer people on Jobseeker Support, Social Development and Employment Minister Louise Upston says. “Benefit numbers are still significantly higher than when National was last in government, when there was about 70,000 fewer ...1 week ago
- Clean energy key driver to reducing emissionsThe Government’s commitment to doubling New Zealand’s renewable energy capacity is backed by new data showing that clean energy has helped the country reach its lowest annual gross emissions since 1999, Climate Change Minister Simon Watts says. New Zealand’s latest Greenhouse Gas Inventory (1990-2022) published today, shows gross emissions fell ...1 week ago
- Earthquake-prone buildings review brought forwardThe Government is bringing the earthquake-prone building review forward, with work to start immediately, and extending the deadline for remediations by four years, Building and Construction Minister Chris Penk says. “Our Government is focused on rebuilding the economy. A key part of our plan is to cut red tape that ...1 week ago
- Thailand and NZ to agree to Strategic PartnershipPrime Minister Christopher Luxon and his Thai counterpart, Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin, have today agreed that New Zealand and the Kingdom of Thailand will upgrade the bilateral relationship to a Strategic Partnership by 2026. “New Zealand and Thailand have a lot to offer each other. We have a strong mutual desire to build ...1 week ago
- Government consults on extending coastal permits for portsRMA Reform Minister Chris Bishop and Transport Minister Simeon Brown have today announced the Coalition Government’s intention to extend port coastal permits for a further 20 years, providing port operators with certainty to continue their operations. “The introduction of the Resource Management Act in 1991 required ports to obtain coastal ...1 week ago
- Inflation coming down, but more work to doToday’s announcement that inflation is down to 4 per cent is encouraging news for Kiwis, but there is more work to be done - underlining the importance of the Government’s plan to get the economy back on track, acting Finance Minister Chris Bishop says. “Inflation is now at 4 per ...1 week ago
- School attendance restored as a priority in health adviceRefreshed health guidance released today will help parents and schools make informed decisions about whether their child needs to be in school, addressing one of the key issues affecting school attendance, says Associate Education Minister David Seymour. In recent years, consistently across all school terms, short-term illness or medical reasons ...1 week ago
- Unnecessary bureaucracy cut in oceans sectorOceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones is streamlining high-level oceans management while maintaining a focus on supporting the sector’s role in the export-led recovery of the economy. “I am working to realise the untapped potential of our fishing and aquaculture sector. To achieve that we need to be smarter with ...1 week ago
- Patterson promoting NZ’s wool sector at International CongressAssociate Agriculture Minister Mark Patterson is speaking at the International Wool Textile Organisation Congress in Adelaide, promoting New Zealand wool, and outlining the coalition Government’s support for the revitalisation the sector. "New Zealand’s wool exports reached $400 million in the year to 30 June 2023, and the coalition Government ...1 week ago
- Removing red tape to help early learners thriveThe Government is making legislative changes to make it easier for new early learning services to be established, and for existing services to operate, Associate Education Minister David Seymour says. The changes involve repealing the network approval provisions that apply when someone wants to establish a new early learning service, ...1 week ago
- Grattan on Friday: Social media companies can’t be immune from the need for a social licence
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- 200 journalists ‘targeted’ over their environment reporting, warns RSFPacific Media Watch Journalists who report on environmental issues are encountering growing difficulties in many parts of the world, reports Reporters Without Borders. According to the tally kept by RSF, 200 journalists have been subjected to threats and physical violence, including murder, in the past 10 years because they were ...11 hours ago
- Bryce Edwards Analysis – Luxon’s ruthless show of strength is perfect for our angry eraAnalysis by Dr Bryce Edwards, Democracy Project (https://democracyproject.nz) Political scientist, Dr Bryce Edwards. Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has surprised everyone with his ruthlessness in sacking two of his ministers from their crucial portfolios. Removing ministers for poor performance after only five months in the job just doesn’t normally happen in ...11 hours ago
- David Seymour: Auckland Grammar School ANZAC Day Address
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- Inflation is slowly falling while student debt is climbing: 6 graphs that explain the CPISource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By John Hawkins, Senior Lecturer, Canberra School of Politics, Economics and Society, University of Canberra BagzhanSadvakassov/Upsplash, CC BY-SA Australia’s inflation rate has fallen for the fifth successive quarter, and it’s now less than half of what it was back in late 2022. ...12 hours ago
- Response To ANZAC Day ProtestsACT's Rural Communities and Veterans spokesman Mark Cameron responds to cancellations and protests of ANZAC Day commemorations in Wellington. He says, "These pitiful attempts to detract from ANZAC Day are not at all indicative of the feelings of mainstream ...13 hours ago
- Claimants want Children's Minister to front up kanohi ki te kanohi (face to face)
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- GCSB refuses to release details of spy deal 'to protect interests'The spy agency is refusing to release a copy of its deal with a foreign agency to run a secret operation out of this country. ...15 hours ago
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- Ancient nomads you’ve probably never heard of disappeared from Europe 1,000 years ago. Now, DNA an...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Magdalena M.E. Bunbury, Postdoctoral Researcher, James Cook University Burial with a horse at the Rákóczifalva site, Hungary (8th century AD). Sándor Hegedűs, Hungarian National Museum, CC BY How do we understand past societies? For centuries, our main sources of information have been ...17 hours ago
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- Governor-General's Anzac Day Dawn Service AddressWith our collective remembrance, and steadfast belief in our common humanity, we strengthen our hope and resolve to do what we can to foster dialogue and understanding, and to heal divisions in our pursuit of peace. ...18 hours ago
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- High Court overturns Waitangi Tribunal summons to Minister for Children Karen ChhourThe minister was due to give evidence on Friday regarding the government's plans to repeal section 7AA of the Oranga Tamariki Act ...1 day ago
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- Aces in their places: Luxon plays coy over ministers' competenceAnalysis - Christopher Luxon framing the demotion of two ministers as the portfolios getting "too complex" is a charitable way of saying they weren't up to the job. ...1 day ago
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- Melissa Lee’s media Hail Mary comes up shortAnalysis: Melissa Lee has lost the media portfolio and her spot in Cabinet after multiple failed attempts to find solutions for a media industry in crisis. On Wednesday, the Prime Minister announced Lee would be losing her spot in Cabinet along with her media and communications ministerial portfolio. The job ...1 day ago
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The caption going around on Facebook …
Administrator of the United Nations Development Programme and former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark with an unidentified guest …
Helen Clark with unidentified corporate manager.
just what I was going to say!
Helen: “We’re both wearing unconvincing toupees, aren’t we”.
(sorry, not as Labour-friendly as I’d like, but just couldn’t resist it. Call me a bastard, if you will).
Helen: “It’s my very great pleasure to officially announce that the UN will be forcibly requisitioning Mr Key’s extensive Hawaii property portfolio in order to finance its on-going development programme for the next 10 years.”
Key (thought-bubble) “What the Flying Fuck …..??????”
Helen smiled and calmly pushed the risk alert button. The unidentified intruder was dealt with speedily and has never been seen again.
Fuckwit wearing contemptuous facial expression and silly haircut stands beside well respected NZer.
Which one are you describing?
Hint: One is well known, the (slimy looking) other one is “unidentified” around the globe.
It looks like John Key is holding the Newsquawk ZB microphone. How fitting – the next Leighton Smith / Paul Henry / Michael Laws / Murray Deaker.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
‘Unidentified ZB reporter interviews Helen Clark.’
“Mandela was a great man who participated in a very significant struggle. His willingness to go to prison for his people, motivated me politically. My first political actions were in the anti-apartheid movement. I remember the 81 tour very clearly and the way the country was divided over it . Over to you, John.”
yeah – that’s the point isn’t karol. Politics is a hard game and relatively few people come out the other side of it with integrity and respect.
(Cue some idiot blithering on about a painting ..)
Clark: “I’m with stupid”
Clark:–thinks– “where’s his guys with the curly wires down their necks? he’s looking more hungover than usual, hope he’s not working up to a stomach reflux”
Key:–thinks– “Lucky b***h she gets to live in the big Apple and everyone knows her, I’m stuck with bloody Bill, Hekia, Gerry, Joycie, those damn Maaaris and no one else wants to know me. Geez wheres my detail got to…. time for my morning livener”
UNDP = Under National Depression Prevails
UN
DP
Reading from top to bottom, the motto of both leaders of New Zealand: United Dunne; Not Peters.
Key: Utter Dipshit
Helen: Nearly Perfect
Apologies to Helen.
“Lord Percy, it’s up to you: You can shut up, or you can have your head cut off.”
🙂 Apologies to Catherine for another also ran.
John Key forgets to switch on his fake boyish grin because he is so intimidated in the presence and power of a great woman. Instead his off screen sneer stays on.
I’m not full of quips today but Helen looks like she is having a good time…
Who’s the old miser next to her?
The media know which of them can give a dignified statement without sounding like a petulant child.
“Nine long bloody years she had………… and I’m not going to get the same, am I?”
…and she probs. will get to be Sec. General too. Pisses me off…
Btw, will you be sending the chocky fish and marshmellow santa by post?
In yer dreams….
Chocky fish et al is for whoever wins and it isn’t gonna be me. Jesus you’re a twat Grumps.
Helen: “Could someone get Security, please ? This ageing, drunken would-be lothario keeps hanging around me.”
“Of course I’m smiling I don’t have to take him on in another debate, my cheeks are still red from the spanking he dished out” 🙂
or
“No wonder I’m smiling and hes not, I’m paid more, I work less, I live in New York and I’m answerable to virtually no one” 🙂
Only one of the people in the photo constantly compares himself to the other.
You know this as well as anyone does, and your desperate smiles only serve to highlight the fact.
You can always tell the really funny submissions by the way people have to stick a smiley face on the end to signal it’s a joke.
Helen: “Hey John. Why not tell us all the joke about the Englishman, the Scotsman and the Irishman who go into the Mens lavatory together ? You know, the hilarious joke you told David Cameron because you were getting so bored at Mandela’s funeral.”
Xox
I told JK to use the chemical toilet but he wouldn’t listen.
Head of UNDP and NZ Prime Minister announce the secondment of Auckland Mayor, His Worship Len Brown as UN appointed Commissioner to the Mogadishu City Council.
Got yourself a nice little LB obsession thing going on there Grumps, did you go sniffing around Tawa Drive for panties yet?
Nope, but I have fired a guy who did – long story. Come on now, does that deserve a chocky fish or what?
Not your on good authority guy?
No. But you and Key can share the royal baby nappy contents, easter eggs/nuggets.
No, but he helped 🙂
Any day now…
Thanks, great song, Robbie Robertson, Bob and Van.
I return the favour
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MnJgIq48C9k&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMnJgIq48C9k
Ya want proof????
http://jobs.undp.org/cj_view_job.cfm?cur_job_id=42371
Microphones and recording devices move back uneasily to avoid failed banker’s Death Stare.
Microphones and recording devices love Christmas.
ZB shock jock John Key interviews United Nations Development Programme administrator and former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark.
“Dammit I’m just never going to be as good as her.”
“If I asked her, maybe i could get a position under Charles.”
Which twin has the Toni?
http://insuremybutt.com/Which%20Twin%20has%20the%20Toni.htm
The one on the right!
What has SHE got that I haven’t?
Hate her hair cut!
I so enjoy one- upping the evil little turd!
Unidentified guest wonders if he can buy credibility on Trademe.
Helen: My legacy of working in New York naturally differs to Johns, I’ll be remembered for trying to do good things in the World. As a money trading shyster John will be forever remembered and scorned for pushing a neo liberal agenda.
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain. Time to die.”
OK that was a good one
Cheers! Key’s probably more Leon than Roy, but that dialogue’s so good it was hard not to use it.
I can feel it coming on…..i want to bite her around the neck
I know what Freud said about penis envy ….but honestly!…. it is all Baloney!
I once stood in a dog poo that reminded me of Mr Key – well I certainly had to use my key to get it all out of the tread
“And he asked me what the letters DP stood for. I told him “Development Programme” and he asked for a definition of both words.”
I love you, Helen.
So this is what charisma looks like close up.
“And this term we’re even going to try to get results for the money we spend!”
Unidentified signer unable to find sign language for “honesty and ethics in public life and empathy for the poor.”
“Maybe if I climbed Kilimanjaro, I could reach the same heights as she has…….”
this is how to smile and look genuine little johnny.
Thanks helen
Outsmiled but no wave.
Key offers hand for a 3 way handshake.
Helen realises she is at a meeting of the
Un
Democratic
National
Party!
Key looks bored as GSCB has already intercepted her speech
Keys thinking I have listen to it again!
Keys thinking I wanted to be NZ’s first female PM.
What a Drag
Dammit – I said I wanted her “Rolodex from Heaven”. How was I to know that everyone had caller ID and no-one would pick up?… wonder whether the GCSB can get a hold of her friends on Facebook?..
My voice is deeper than yours, John…
Ideal leader of NZ Labour Party meets UNDP director
Indeed. How many of HC’s policies has he rolled back?
Helen Clark remains unfazed by the sudden appearance of Kim DotCom, masquerading as John Key, at her morning Press Conference.
Look at that grotesque fucking wig on Key’s head.
Not a caption, just an observation.
clark:..’yes..of course we both knew about our friends the americans..
..keeping a keen eye on ‘trouble-maker’ new zealanders..
..mind you..it is only the troublemakers..
..good/law-abiding new zealand citizens have absolutely nothing to worry about..
..from the actions of either my govt – or this govt – in this area..
..isn’t that right..?..john..?’..
phillip ure..
clark:..
“i know..john knows…you don’t..”
phillip ure..
clark:..
..’i remember when i was an identified guest…ho..ho..ho..!..”
phillip ure..
clark:
“..poverty..schmoverty..
..we don’t care…do we john..?
..between us we’ve got 14 years on the trot..of ‘not caring’..doing nothing..
..i’m in the lead with nine years..but john is fast catching up..
..aren’t you john..?..”
phillip ure..
clark:..
“..now look..!..what’s a bit of cow-poo in rivers between friends..?
..ho..ho..ho.!
..90% of waterways un-swimmable you say..?
..well..!..go to the beach then..!..eh john..?
..new zealand is blessed with lots and lots of beaches..
..stop complaining..!..
..look..!..i am miles from any beach..here in New York..
..you don’t hear me complaining..
..do you..?..now..?..”
phillip ure..
clark:..
“..john has just been briefing me on what is going on with the maori party..
..ho..ho..ho..!..”
phillip ure..
clark:..
“..yes..john and i both use the same hair-stylist..”
phillip ure..
clark:..
“..ho..ho..ho..!..have you heard the really funny joke..?
..my job at the un is fighting poverty…
…the powers that be looked at my work in fighting poverty when in government in new zealand..
..and decided i was the perfect candidate for the job..
..what’s that..?..a progress-report on my work at the un..?..
..no no..we don’t have to do that here…”
..phillip ure..
clark:..
“..did you hear the one about the two new zealand prime ministers who were pretty much satraps for the american empire..?..”
phillip ure..
Someone needs to tell the man in the photo to stop day dreaming.
clark:..
“..yes..in the grand scheme of things..
..john and i both have the same bosses..”
phillip ure..
clark:..
“..god had better defend new zealand..
..’cos neither of us have..
..ho..ho..ho!..”
phillip ure..
clark:..
“..yes..i know that new zealand is worse off now that it used to be..
..but john and i have done alright out of it..
..haven’t we john..?..”
phillip ure..
clark:..
“..we have a little in-joke…john and i..don’t we john..?
..we call ourselves ‘the libber-twins’..
..as in neo-‘lib’..get it..?..get it..?..
..ho..ho..ho..!..”
phillip ure..
UN Dignitary has photo taken with Prim-inister of nu zelan and minista of t’rism
How do you like my unairbrushed choppers??
Hair plugs squirm uncomfortably on failed banker’s scalp.
$2 shop brooch feels violated after being implicated in act of faux patriotism.
“First, I just wanted her job. Then I wanted to be popular. Now I just want to be recognized.”
Helen Clark arrives back in New Zealand to attend one of “The Hobbit” events. Gormless arrives after another failed attempt at being cast in Sir Peter Jackson’s next trilogy.
Oh John boy – I’m glad you didn’t tweet about Hono, you might have come across as a racist little shit-bag.
Oh John boy – the badge on you lapel won’t help – know one knows who you are, outside of New Zealand.
clark:..
“..i would just like to say how pleased i am to see that john has continued my habit of giving pete jackson wheelbarrows of cash..
..whenever he asks for it..
..moats aren’t cheap..to upkeep..y’know…”
phillip ure..
Fear and loathing in New York City.
which is which..?
phillip ure..
The most wonderful about being in New York is that I don’t actually have to do any work and I don’t have to put up with those bloody idiots Cunliffe, Mallard, Curran, Fenton, Mackey, Moroney or Street any more.
A lot of them wanted to come here but the all backed off when I stitched up that twit Carter by getting him a job in Afghanistan.
Bad luck John. You have to put up with their whines now.
Is this woman the great grandmother of the woman who use to be on billboards all around NZ ?