Written By: notices and features - Date published: 2:53 pm, June 28th, 2014 - 79 comments
Categories: caption contest, humour, social media lolz -
Tags: Nicky kaye, paula bennett
“It’s not about me, it’s about the Party”- John Key, June 2014
Ïf you thought Team NZ was expensive to run, try this!
Oim your Neshnool Ken Date – giggle giggle
Thirteen members of government will be leaving and taking up lucrative directorships.. Team Key .When looking after your mates comes first.
President of Sociopaths Anonymous , Paula Bennett, unveils new membership card.
Media shocked as Cabinet Minister, Paula Bennett, takes the piss out of John Key’s increasingly obvious Male Pattern Baldness.
Doesnt mention the word NATIONAL- is it toxic all ready
“Bedmates,” simpered coy Paula. “Yep. Slept with all of them except one.”
Please don’t do that to your sysop!
I nearly coffeed the keyboard.
What I wanna know is were they all at the same time? S’that how she lost so much weight so quickly.
i am currently pouring bleach into my skull to remove the stains of that mental image
I would’ve expected to see a comment like that on Whaleoil but not here. Wow.
“Many of these people will be turning up at our WINZ offices in August – I want you to treat them especially well.”
Hah, without this man (JK) I would simply have remained nothing but a loud mouthed, smart-arsed, bullying, loathsome, greasing “bludger” and opportunist, now I have got it made, with stuff all brains, no significant skill and hardly any efforts.
For money, perks and power I will do anything! And I pulled the ladder up behind me, hahaha, you suckers.
bennett:..’you can smell the drone-strikes..!’
“I’m a little snot-goblin”
I Fake Everything.
And you all thought we were going to get a copy of John Key’s biography? This is even better. A farewell picture – oops!
Bennett holds up the new 2014 commemorative stamps to be released post election. The stamps are said to leave a particularly nasty taste in the mouth.
Best for originality. And supporting NZ Post presumably.
Nikki Kaye: see, this is how you do it, keep smiling for the cameras as you slide the stiletto in nice and deep.
Paula bennett wants to thank god she is not one of the “deadwood”, but he is busy signing books.
Nikki kaye smiles nervously while checking she is on the leaflet
Paula shows off her copy of the new board game “Spot the Arsehole”
Paula and Nikki can’t wait to have the picture installed as a kitchen splash back.
Leave me alone – I’m not ready to come out and show my Hitler moustache yet
So excited! so excited! I can barely contain mys……….. oh no………forgot to wear my adult incontinence pads.
“These are the guys we don’t spy on”
…unless they’re baaad
Govt In Big Financial Trouble as it tries to sell New Range of Postage Stamps
Mrs Louis Saurez is just about to take a sneaky bite of of Team Key.
Team Nationals decision to re design the chess board had a subtle flaw
Nationals Fundraising Promotion of “Spot The Bastard”
The Government unveils required reading for the nursery school cirriculum.
No, I am not putting this down…Honestly I have shaved off my sideburns, beard and plucked my nasal hair…..honestly!
Whole Cast for Alien 5 revealed!
If you can see my lips move I am lying.
National Match Dot Dating Service, is initiated
The Spot The Bastard Competition this month, was a very difficult one
Christchurch residents resort to wanted posters due to the complete lack of assistance…
Air NZ get Paula Bennett to show off their new sick bags.
Paula Bennett, goes the extra mile and licks John Keys arse
Paulas body guard thought there is no way I am standing in the front of that!
Paula reveals the most wanted abusers of the system…
The NZ Herald still denied any political alligence to any party, inspite of todays front page
Blonde behind Paula…”Yes well it is a false smile but you try sitting here when shes just farted!”
This acid is really strong. Keep forgetting whether I’m still pretending to be a westie or not.
bennett:..’after me now..!
..’the working-class can kiss our arse..we’ve got the bosses’ job at last.!’.
A new dartboard for New Zealanders
blond visitor from hawkes bay:
..’i can see her ladders from back here..
..and yep.!..they’ve been pulled-up her behind..!..’..
One little duck
Knock at the door
Two little ducks
Two and eight, in a state.
Danny La Rue
I did not have sex with this man.
..’i’m holding up this picture of all these wankers..
..’cos i don’t want you to see the cocaine caked around my nostrils..’
blond visitor from hawkes bay:..
“..and i thought i was a right real-beetch…!”
…yeah….and I really suggest that you stop looking so pleased with yourselves Bennett & Kaye -…it isn’t clever to stand behind a dartboard like that….
Well, we proved we can’t be brighter but we’re still brighter than the electorate if we get in with this lot!
“Perception” that must be, as that is all that counts, for media and shallow minded, of whom there are a fair few.
Mr Invisible standing for nothing and nowhere in particular in the bottom right corner.
Lacoste and Gucci are my friends now, I hate you, you losers on my payroll! Go and get a life, as there are so many “jobs”, I know many “blow jobs” that can be done for good pay also.
“We wanted to make them into stamps, but people kept spitting on the wrong side.”
Teem(ing) Key Wee – all over your heads, it is called “trickle down theory”!
Teem Key Wee is a “winner”, I suppose, if you like “golden showers”.
“I’m so embarrassed! That nice Mr. Key said that he sacked Wilkinson and Heatley for “nothing”, yet he still keeps toxic buffoons like me, Hekia, Bridges, Collins, Tolley and Woodhouse around!”
Gastric bypass surgery patient misuses party promotional material to hide immense, all-consuming shame.
National re-invent Snakes and Ladders board game but forget to add the ladders.
lol like this one Tel
Look into my eyes, you are feeling sleepy.
On the count of three you will wake up and remember nothing.
These are not the drones you are looking for.
Rot in hell, you self righteous “Nazis”, you National Party demagogues, and that is what you are in a social and economic context, viva el pueblo, viva el Chile:
The CORRUPT Key and Pinera connection, to all the idiots here that do NOT get it yet, wake the damned well up, thanks out of your slumber:
What a cowardly disgrace has come about us??
Megalomaniac renames his political party.
Behold the best candidates in the land.
lol good joke
Which one is Colin Craig?
They look like real estate agents. Slimy
This is the design for the new food stamps
For sale, please send sealed tenders to cabinet club.
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