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Caption contest: Off on holiday again

Written By: - Date published: 9:16 am, July 18th, 2011 - 41 comments
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41 comments on “Caption contest: Off on holiday again”

  1. Lazy Susan 1

    Look it’s easy – just like running a country. No need to look where you’re going – just keep smiling!

  2. mel 2

    Look at me… photo opportunities are more important than direction!

  3. catch key if you can – 2011 remake in 3D

  4. joe90 4

    Oh no! Virgil, we’ve brought the wrong box!

  5. Lazy Susan 5

    Yep, this ones up for sale too. Everthing must go in the Krazy Key firesale – where everyone of my mates gets a bargain.

  6. Tigger 6

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/5300346/Key-heads-off-on-Washington-trip
    “Prime Minister John Key says he is excited about going the White House because he has never been in the Oval Office.”

    I have. It’s just a fucking room, mate, no need to wet your knickers about it.

    • Policy Parrot 6.1

      I just hope he doesn’t ask for Obama’s autograph while he’s there.

    • freedom 6.2

      i thought you had done a typo when you quoted the article, nope there it is on the Stuff site. Does anyone actually proof read newspapers today?

      further to that article, “It will be the fifth time he has met US President Barack Obama but it is his first official visit to the “White House. ”

      5 times? Really, i know they have been in the same room five times, but met him? i don’t think so. And what the hell does this double-speak mean ” a strong weakness’? is that like when debt is a “negative income stream” ?

      all this from the guy who [desperately] told Obama, ” i am available all June ”
      and they said no thanks

    • ghostwhowalksnz 6.3

      The Dalai Lama has beaten him to it !

  7. Policy Parrot 7

    Just plane stupid!

  8. happynz 8

    *heard on the other side of the camera*

    Hurry and get the freakin’ pic and get this nitwit outta my chair…

  9. bbfloyd 9

    look at me, look at me, look at me, i’m flying! ” john(fartypants) key demonstrates how his government is just like a flight simulator.. looks real until you go outside and look back”

  10. Craig Glen Eden 10

    Hey muppets look at me , Im bouncing from cloud to cloud just like Bill said.

  11. s y d 11

    fuck BMW’s I’m ordering 34 of these…

  12. Jason 12

    The only known photograph of Air New Zealand’s innovative “emergency inflatable autopilot” reveals why it was deemed too ugly to be a commercial success.

  13. randal 13

    look where you are going dumbo.

  14. Tiger Mountain 14

    I’m off on permanent holiday next year who ever wins in Nov! Vroom!

  15. Ianupnorth 15

    Next stop Hawaii – with all my shares I’ll buy one of these for myself and Bronagh (sounds like Mona you know)….

  16. Treetop 16

    Shame it’s not a one way flight.

  17. George.com 17

    “relax, it’s on auto pilot, just like our economic plan”

  18. ak 18

    PM JOINS SMILE HIGH CLUB: joystick action “obviously well-practised” says attendant

    “One hand on it at all times”

  19. mikesh 19

    Now will people believe we are high fliers, if I can only get this crate off the ground.

  20. rod 20

    Why am I the only one on this plane.

  21. M 21

    Key prepares to do his Tibbets jr impersonation with the NZ economy.

  22. Phil 22

    Does my bum look big in this?

  23. Georgecom 23

    It was reported that Mister Key needed to borrow the Air Force plane to get from the photo opportunity to an important fund raising dinner in Auckland. “A helicopter would not have got him there in time” a spokeperson for the Prime Minister said.

  24. Georgecom 24

    Unable to get economic growth off the ground, John Key tries something easier.

  25. Reality Bytes 25

    Haha seriously hang on a second, is this recent? And surely Key actually surfs the net. Surely he knows what he’s doing and lol-ing his way all to the bank, I suspect he’s somewhat net-savvy to be doing shallow shit like this (and the rest) and I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he was a regular reader of this site.

    Remember those whatever Internet personalities that took photos of themselves in weird/cool places or doing weird/cool stuff, pulled off a modest amount of famousness for a short period, that to me seems the exact same kind of shit Key is upto right now.

    • Deadly_NZ 25.1

      Well if he reads this site regularly, then he will know, that we wave goodbye to him just as long as he don’t come back.. In plain Blinglish. GO away and stay away Dork.

      • Reality Bytes 25.1.1

        Haha yeah no doubt, he just strikes me as someone who is far more concerned with people’s opinions of him and performing silly stunts than the actual job he was voted to do.

        If Jackass was still popular he’d probably be publishing youtube clips of himself lighting his farts or getting his mates (Ms Collins?) to tazer him for the lolz.

  26. illuminatedtiger 26

    National Party Economic Policy fails to take off.

  27. R 27

    Aotearoa: Screaming Backwards Since 2008

    OR

    National’s Election Campaign Promises in Action – Smile and Wave goodbye

  28. weka 28

    “The end of the runway? What end of the runway?”

  29. burt 29

    Hurry hurry or I’ll miss the rugby !

  30. chris73 30

    Labour so low in the polls PM John Key has time to learn to fly a plane and still win the election

    (Thats not a caption but a statement)

  31. randal 31

    I.m hekyll, where the hell is jekyll?

  32. Jeff 32

    “I cant beleive how easy it is to get headlines….. Makes you wonder what numbnuts Phil Goof does to avoid them”

    • Reality Bytes 32.1

      Not enough bribes to media-works?

      Having standards?

      Being more concerned with actual substance over stupid tabloid crap and stunts?

      Hell you can get on the front page if you murder your kids, are involved in a nasty car crash, if your P-lab blows up, or just by doing something weird and stupid. Getting in the headlines isn’t necessarily something to be proud of considering the gutter quality of most of our media.

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