Rumour has it that David Bennett has decided to retire at the next election. It’s been made clear to him that he’ll never be allowed anywhere near a ministerial portfolio. Who will take on his role? Well, how about this guy – Mark Sabin – who yesterday told Parliament that, thanks to St Key, New Zealand has the highest growth rate on Earth, when it’s actually 117th?
Here’s Sabin saying Kiwis are “seeing this economy growing at a faster rate than any other economy in the world”:
Here’s how we’re actually doing according to the IMF (we’re the blue line between South Africa and Kiribati)