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		<title>By: Kevyn</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-2/#comment-78371</link>
		<dc:creator>Kevyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Matthew, I&#039;m surprised the SMS or the opposition have never asked Cullen to prove that this actually is the largest roading construction project in our history. It is even stranger that whenever this topic is raised the only monetray figure quoted is the total NLTP funding event though only one third of that amount is for roading construction, the remainder being for policing, road maintenance, public transport, policy and admin. 

I doubt if Cullen has even checked whether his claim is correct, either in terms of spending or physical works since someone would have to go through all the annual reports from the MoW and Transit to compile a time series. When I asked for them (ten years ago) I was told they were only available in those annual reports. Not trusting a Nat/NZ First coalition or RAG to tell the truth I did the job myself on rainy Sunday afternoons. The end results are on my website although I wouldn&#039;t expect the MSM to understand them. Act and the Nats wouldn&#039;t dare use them, Piggy and Douglas are the biggest villians.

If lane/km of new or improved roads and bridges is the yard stick then the years before and after the great depression and the first couple of decades were far more productive. 

If construction spending is the yardstick then the results are not as impressive as all the talk about billions suggests. It all depends where you live, or more precisely, where you drive.

In million 2006 dollars:
PM         NZ   AK/WN  Rural NI  SI
1928-30    80     20      40     20
Savage    160     35      75     50
Nash      300     70     150    100
Holyoak   325    120     130     75
Kirk      350    150     100     75
Lange     100     40      50     30
Shipley   330    150     110     70
Clark 1   350    150     150     70
Clark 2   410    230     140     65
Clark 3   650    420     170     50

Eighty years ago the South Island has roughly one-third of the population, vehicles and petrol sales. Todays it&#039;s about one-quarter. Curiously it is only the two Canterbury PM&#039;s and Clark that have funded the South Island unfairly for road improvements, maintenance funding seems about right taking into account geological differences as well as traffic and road length.

If spending on land transport as percent of GDP is the yard stick then the years before and after the great depression and the first couple of decades were possibly bigger spendups. Ditto for the Seddon era. The Vogel years make Cullen look positively spendthrift.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matthew, I&#8217;m surprised the SMS or the opposition have never asked Cullen to prove that this actually is the largest roading construction project in our history. It is even stranger that whenever this topic is raised the only monetray figure quoted is the total NLTP funding event though only one third of that amount is for roading construction, the remainder being for policing, road maintenance, public transport, policy and admin. </p>
<p>I doubt if Cullen has even checked whether his claim is correct, either in terms of spending or physical works since someone would have to go through all the annual reports from the MoW and Transit to compile a time series. When I asked for them (ten years ago) I was told they were only available in those annual reports. Not trusting a Nat/NZ First coalition or RAG to tell the truth I did the job myself on rainy Sunday afternoons. The end results are on my website although I wouldn&#8217;t expect the MSM to understand them. Act and the Nats wouldn&#8217;t dare use them, Piggy and Douglas are the biggest villians.</p>
<p>If lane/km of new or improved roads and bridges is the yard stick then the years before and after the great depression and the first couple of decades were far more productive. </p>
<p>If construction spending is the yardstick then the results are not as impressive as all the talk about billions suggests. It all depends where you live, or more precisely, where you drive.</p>
<p>In million 2006 dollars:<br />
PM         NZ   AK/WN  Rural NI  SI<br />
1928-30    80     20      40     20<br />
Savage    160     35      75     50<br />
Nash      300     70     150    100<br />
Holyoak   325    120     130     75<br />
Kirk      350    150     100     75<br />
Lange     100     40      50     30<br />
Shipley   330    150     110     70<br />
Clark 1   350    150     150     70<br />
Clark 2   410    230     140     65<br />
Clark 3   650    420     170     50</p>
<p>Eighty years ago the South Island has roughly one-third of the population, vehicles and petrol sales. Todays it&#8217;s about one-quarter. Curiously it is only the two Canterbury PM&#8217;s and Clark that have funded the South Island unfairly for road improvements, maintenance funding seems about right taking into account geological differences as well as traffic and road length.</p>
<p>If spending on land transport as percent of GDP is the yard stick then the years before and after the great depression and the first couple of decades were possibly bigger spendups. Ditto for the Seddon era. The Vogel years make Cullen look positively spendthrift.</p>
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		<title>By: Draco TB</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-2/#comment-78101</link>
		<dc:creator>Draco TB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.monthlyreview.org/598einst.htm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Here&#039;s&lt;/a&gt; the entire article.

&lt;blockquote&gt;The very foundations of physics are chaotic and random.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
Einstein spent a lot of his later years trying to disprove quantum theory but I&#039;m still sure he had a better understanding of an energy system, which is what an economy is, than pretty much anyone else.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.monthlyreview.org/598einst.htm" rel="nofollow">Here&#8217;s</a> the entire article.</p>
<blockquote><p>The very foundations of physics are chaotic and random.</p></blockquote>
<p>Einstein spent a lot of his later years trying to disprove quantum theory but I&#8217;m still sure he had a better understanding of an energy system, which is what an economy is, than pretty much anyone else.</p>
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		<title>By: Phil</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-2/#comment-78098</link>
		<dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I too suspect that is a selective quote, taken out of context.

The very foundations of physics are chaotic and random. That someone who dedicated their life to understanding the structure of the universe at that level, would not see a comparable model in the market economy, is quite suprising.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I too suspect that is a selective quote, taken out of context.</p>
<p>The very foundations of physics are chaotic and random. That someone who dedicated their life to understanding the structure of the universe at that level, would not see a comparable model in the market economy, is quite suprising.</p>
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		<title>By: June 08 labour market: The first half &#171; The visible hand in economics</title>
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		<dc:creator>June 08 labour market: The first half &#171; The visible hand in economics</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] sites on employment: The Standard, Tumeke, Rates [...]</description>
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		<title>By: burt</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-2/#comment-78034</link>
		<dc:creator>burt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Quoth the Raven

Funny, even highly intelligent people can be partisan as hell. 

I feel a bit strange calling out Einstein but really &lt;blockquote&gt;We see before us a huge community of producers the members of which are unceasingly striving to deprive each other of the fruits of their collective laborâ€”not by force, but on the whole in faithful compliance with legally established rules &lt;/blockquote&gt;

Describes more or less the general state of production and trade across centuries and continents. The human desire to get the best deal driving down margins combined with the unfairness of how the rewards of labour are distributed. You must have quoted very narrowly out of context or Einstein as well as not well educated is not a well socialised.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quoth the Raven</p>
<p>Funny, even highly intelligent people can be partisan as hell. </p>
<p>I feel a bit strange calling out Einstein but really<br />
<blockquote>We see before us a huge community of producers the members of which are unceasingly striving to deprive each other of the fruits of their collective laborâ€”not by force, but on the whole in faithful compliance with legally established rules </p></blockquote>
<p>Describes more or less the general state of production and trade across centuries and continents. The human desire to get the best deal driving down margins combined with the unfairness of how the rewards of labour are distributed. You must have quoted very narrowly out of context or Einstein as well as not well educated is not a well socialised.</p>
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		<title>By: Quoth the Raven</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-2/#comment-78030</link>
		<dc:creator>Quoth the Raven</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you&#039;ll find burt that if you read the whole article Einstein at this time at least was clearly a socialist.

&lt;i&gt;The economic anarchy of capitalist society as it exists today is, in my opinion, the real source of the evil. We see before us a huge community of producers the members of which are unceasingly striving to deprive each other of the fruits of their collective laborâ€”not by force, but on the whole in faithful compliance with legally established rules...&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you&#8217;ll find burt that if you read the whole article Einstein at this time at least was clearly a socialist.</p>
<p><i>The economic anarchy of capitalist society as it exists today is, in my opinion, the real source of the evil. We see before us a huge community of producers the members of which are unceasingly striving to deprive each other of the fruits of their collective laborâ€”not by force, but on the whole in faithful compliance with legally established rules&#8230;</i></p>
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		<title>By: burt</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-2/#comment-78028</link>
		<dc:creator>burt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tim Ellis

Dr Cullen told me that govt spending isn&#039;t inflationary. So piss off!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tim Ellis</p>
<p>Dr Cullen told me that govt spending isn&#8217;t inflationary. So piss off!</p>
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		<title>By: Tim Ellis</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-2/#comment-78027</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim Ellis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SP this is interesting analysis.  I don&#039;t believe you can discount the effect of increasing household debt servicing costs from your equation on whether kiwis are better off now than two years ago.  Household debt servicing has jumped from about 10% of disposable income two years ago, to about 14% now.  That wipes out the benefit of any wage rises.

Household debt has been rising because wreckless government expenditure has been out of control, pushing up inflation and interest rates, making it much more expensive for New Zealand households to pay off their mortgages.  It is an irony that Michael Cullen crows about National wanting to increase debt, when his policies have put New Zealand households deeper and deeper in debt because of irresponsible spending.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SP this is interesting analysis.  I don&#8217;t believe you can discount the effect of increasing household debt servicing costs from your equation on whether kiwis are better off now than two years ago.  Household debt servicing has jumped from about 10% of disposable income two years ago, to about 14% now.  That wipes out the benefit of any wage rises.</p>
<p>Household debt has been rising because wreckless government expenditure has been out of control, pushing up inflation and interest rates, making it much more expensive for New Zealand households to pay off their mortgages.  It is an irony that Michael Cullen crows about National wanting to increase debt, when his policies have put New Zealand households deeper and deeper in debt because of irresponsible spending.</p>
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		<title>By: Felix</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-1/#comment-78026</link>
		<dc:creator>Felix</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gee burt you anger easily. Get over yourself.

You&#039;re right about one thing though - I have no idea where your nuts are.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gee burt you anger easily. Get over yourself.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re right about one thing though &#8211; I have no idea where your nuts are.</p>
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		<title>By: burt</title>
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		<dc:creator>burt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ari

&lt;blockquote&gt;Burt, comparing our tax rates to the US is like comparing our rape rates to the Congo.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Yes it surprised me that Cullen did that, however what shocked me, but surprised me less, was that he compared our rate as moderate given the low low threshold it kicks in at.

Re position 17th. In the SST there was a &quot;How much tax are you really paying&quot; explanation. Income tax was only 58.2% of the total tax paid. Like you say, comparing across countries on tax is somewhat folly. But hey 1 to you, 1 to Cullen and 0 for me so far.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ari</p>
<blockquote><p>Burt, comparing our tax rates to the US is like comparing our rape rates to the Congo.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yes it surprised me that Cullen did that, however what shocked me, but surprised me less, was that he compared our rate as moderate given the low low threshold it kicks in at.</p>
<p>Re position 17th. In the SST there was a &#8220;How much tax are you really paying&#8221; explanation. Income tax was only 58.2% of the total tax paid. Like you say, comparing across countries on tax is somewhat folly. But hey 1 to you, 1 to Cullen and 0 for me so far.</p>
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		<title>By: Ari</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ari</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Burt, comparing our tax rates to the US is like comparing our rape rates to the Congo. It can tell you something useful, but you&#039;ll end up with a very distorted view of the world if you take the other side of the comparison as the norm. New Zealand is among the more moderately taxed countries in the world. (a quick check of Wikipedia has us at 17th* out of 39 in terms of tax as a percentage of GDP, which is pretty good given that we are a small nation with lots of costs to cover. In comparison, the United States is 36th)

I&#039;d say striking a balance between making sure we pay for the things we need as a country and making sure we don&#039;t put too high a burden on citizens who are productive members of the community is pretty important. We don&#039;t really want to end up in the state the USA is where they can hardly pay for any new policies.

&lt;blockquote&gt;Perhaps you should have used an &quot;a&#039; but who cares big ears.
How many kiwi&#039;s still working for $12 an hour girls? Work 2 hours and you can buy a block of cheese and a jug.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Who exactly are you talking to? I count one woman here (two if we count Lynn&#039;s moderator comments) and zero girls.

*1st is the highest amount of tax compared to GDP.

&lt;strong&gt;[lprent: sorry - I&#039;m XY not XX. Decrement your count by one.
Apparently there was a welsh rugby touring when I was born and my parents were stuck for a name.. Lynn is a reasonably common male name in wales, but not here *sigh*
On the other hand, have you heard that Johny Cash song &quot;A boy named Sue&quot; - you do tend to grow up tough and VERY mean. Great training for a BOFH. ]&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Burt, comparing our tax rates to the US is like comparing our rape rates to the Congo. It can tell you something useful, but you&#8217;ll end up with a very distorted view of the world if you take the other side of the comparison as the norm. New Zealand is among the more moderately taxed countries in the world. (a quick check of Wikipedia has us at 17th* out of 39 in terms of tax as a percentage of GDP, which is pretty good given that we are a small nation with lots of costs to cover. In comparison, the United States is 36th)</p>
<p>I&#8217;d say striking a balance between making sure we pay for the things we need as a country and making sure we don&#8217;t put too high a burden on citizens who are productive members of the community is pretty important. We don&#8217;t really want to end up in the state the USA is where they can hardly pay for any new policies.</p>
<blockquote><p>Perhaps you should have used an &#8220;a&#8217; but who cares big ears.<br />
How many kiwi&#8217;s still working for $12 an hour girls? Work 2 hours and you can buy a block of cheese and a jug.</p></blockquote>
<p>Who exactly are you talking to? I count one woman here (two if we count Lynn&#8217;s moderator comments) and zero girls.</p>
<p>*1st is the highest amount of tax compared to GDP.</p>
<p><strong>[lprent: sorry - I'm XY not XX. Decrement your count by one.<br />
Apparently there was a welsh rugby touring when I was born and my parents were stuck for a name.. Lynn is a reasonably common male name in wales, but not here *sigh*<br />
On the other hand, have you heard that Johny Cash song "A boy named Sue" - you do tend to grow up tough and VERY mean. Great training for a BOFH. ]</strong></p>
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		<title>By: burt</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-1/#comment-78018</link>
		<dc:creator>burt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>forgetaboutthelastone

I don&#039;t collect paper clips unless you count the bent one stuck with blue-tac to my old Mac for occasional use to restart or to open the CD drawer. Bottle cap collecting - no, they go in the bin. I don&#039;t cook oatmeal cause I like it raw and pigeons are indeed fascinating creatures.  Now cause I&#039;m grumpy - F-Off!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>forgetaboutthelastone</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t collect paper clips unless you count the bent one stuck with blue-tac to my old Mac for occasional use to restart or to open the CD drawer. Bottle cap collecting &#8211; no, they go in the bin. I don&#8217;t cook oatmeal cause I like it raw and pigeons are indeed fascinating creatures.  Now cause I&#8217;m grumpy &#8211; F-Off!</p>
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		<title>By: burt</title>
		<link>http://thestandard.org.nz/employment-wages-up/comment-page-1/#comment-78010</link>
		<dc:creator>burt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Quoth the Raven

Einstein is not referring to an individuals behaviour rather a collective change of social behaviours and standards. He&#039;s made an very interesting commentary. I think it would be foolish to assume that it&#039;s only been a crisis in Einstein&#039;s time and perhaps ours. It&#039;s a crisis of human nature and it&#039;s always been a part of societies evolution. 

I wouldn&#039;t be surprised if Einstein  had a theory about how society cycles back and forward between left &amp; right. Eeach side describing the other sides values as debauched while at the same time the definition of left/right/debauched was constantly changing. 

If you are saying my comments represent a whole spectrum or sub section of society as Einstein was referring to then I&#039;m faltered - thank you. 


Matthew Pilott

Yes it&#039;s all about how we paint it. When the top rate rich tax was introduced in 1999 Dr. Cullen compared our introduction of a wealth tax rate as moderate even though the US threshold kicked in at 1,000% higher than our threshold.  :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quoth the Raven</p>
<p>Einstein is not referring to an individuals behaviour rather a collective change of social behaviours and standards. He&#8217;s made an very interesting commentary. I think it would be foolish to assume that it&#8217;s only been a crisis in Einstein&#8217;s time and perhaps ours. It&#8217;s a crisis of human nature and it&#8217;s always been a part of societies evolution. </p>
<p>I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if Einstein  had a theory about how society cycles back and forward between left &amp; right. Eeach side describing the other sides values as debauched while at the same time the definition of left/right/debauched was constantly changing. </p>
<p>If you are saying my comments represent a whole spectrum or sub section of society as Einstein was referring to then I&#8217;m faltered &#8211; thank you. </p>
<p>Matthew Pilott</p>
<p>Yes it&#8217;s all about how we paint it. When the top rate rich tax was introduced in 1999 Dr. Cullen compared our introduction of a wealth tax rate as moderate even though the US threshold kicked in at 1,000% higher than our threshold.  <img src='http://thestandard.org.nz/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: dad4justice</title>
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		<dc:creator>dad4justice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps you should have used an &quot;a&quot; but who cares big ears.
How many kiwi&#039;s still working for $12 an hour girls? Work 2 hours and you can buy a block of cheese and a jug.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps you should have used an &#8220;a&#8221; but who cares big ears.<br />
How many kiwi&#8217;s still working for $12 an hour girls? Work 2 hours and you can buy a block of cheese and a jug.</p>
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		<title>By: forgetaboutthelastone</title>
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		<dc:creator>forgetaboutthelastone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>bert is actually a muppet himself - he and his partner earnie...

&quot;
Bert, though intelligent, is also grumpy, boring and easily frustrated. He enjoys activities such as paper clip and bottle cap collecting, cooking oatmeal and watching pigeons. In one sketch, Bert reads a book called &quot;Boring Stories&quot; and chuckles, &quot;Boy, these Boring Stories are really exciting!&quot;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bert is actually a muppet himself &#8211; he and his partner earnie&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8221;<br />
Bert, though intelligent, is also grumpy, boring and easily frustrated. He enjoys activities such as paper clip and bottle cap collecting, cooking oatmeal and watching pigeons. In one sketch, Bert reads a book called &#8220;Boring Stories&#8221; and chuckles, &#8220;Boy, these Boring Stories are really exciting!&#8221;<br />
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