Key’s panda plan falls through

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1. tc 1

   13 May 2011 at 7:02 am

   ‘maybe he should have been honest with us’ LOL Eddie theres the Friday funny right there. Once a banker……
2. mummybot 2

   13 May 2011 at 7:08 am

   I thought this was another satirical piece but: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10655125

   Oh my lord…
   • rosy 2.1

     13 May 2011 at 7:26 pm

     “wiggled his hands in glee”

     Who needs satire ay?
     This is just sooooo funny I’m scared to share it with my right wing rellies.
3. john 3

   13 May 2011 at 7:30 am

   but i thought key said on hard talk nz was in a strong financial position?
4. Bored 4

   13 May 2011 at 7:49 am

   Where IS my fekkin Cycleway John???????????????????????????????????????????????
5. ghostwhowalksnz 5

   13 May 2011 at 8:14 am

   Since ‘nice to haves’ are no longer affordable, how about some polar bears with a bit of black spray paint. From a distance who could tell the difference ?

   The russians were fooled by the ‘ kiwis’ they had !.

   Its along the lines of the plastic waka, why go all the way when cheap and tacky and right now is much easier
   • felix 5.1

     13 May 2011 at 9:33 am

     Can Key have a cuddly photo-op with the polar bears pls? Or perhaps with the African wild dogs?
     • uke 5.1.1

       13 May 2011 at 2:14 pm

       Apparently the chimpanzees are considered by the zookeepers to be the most dangerous of the Wellington zoo animals.
       • William Joyce 5.1.1.1

         13 May 2011 at 7:12 pm

         I’d pay to see that! We could get Tim Burton to direct a la Planet of The Apes. Put Key in a Bozo the Clown outfit, put him in the ring and release the chimps.
6. joe bloggs 6

   13 May 2011 at 8:18 am

   Good to see you LWNJs focussing on what really matters.
   • Eddie 6.1

     13 May 2011 at 8:22 am

     I believe the competence of the government does matter.

     And you can easily see that most of our posts are on big issues – like this government’s complete failure to manage the economy successfully.
     • PeteG 6.1.1

       13 May 2011 at 8:50 am

       While there is plenty of scope for criticism the only “complete failure” is in satisfying Labour supporters, which is completely predictable.
       • Lanthanide 6.1.1.1

         13 May 2011 at 10:39 am

         Yeah, if we want to be really pedantic, then they haven’t “completely” failed.
          
         Bit of a back-handed compliment, really.
       • Blighty 6.1.1.2

         13 May 2011 at 11:09 am

         I think that quarter of a million jobless Kiwis, 80,000 more people on benefits, a still-shrinking economy, a record deficit, inflation at twice the rate of inflation, and a growing exodus to Australia also count as “complete failure”, PeteG
   • Bored 6.2

     13 May 2011 at 8:39 am

     I take promises and commitments very seriously which is why I keep asking where the delivery of the cycleway is? RWNJs and their pathetic government dont seem to understand that. Their “business” world is dominated by adherence to contracts, so whats so bloody hard to understand about the government delivering on its word?
     • Draco T Bastard 6.2.1

       13 May 2011 at 1:26 pm

       If it’s not a contract written on papyrus and signed in blood they don’t consider it binding.
7. Idiot/Savant 7

   13 May 2011 at 8:42 am

   And suddenly Key’s desire for an unconstitutional pre-election royal visit makes sense. Denied a photo-op with a cute Panda, he wants Prince Charles instead…
   • Blighty 7.1

     13 May 2011 at 10:40 am

     I’ll bet you right now that there is no royal visit.

     a) Key couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery but he can sure promise one

     b) Key might not care about the constitution and the drop-kick media might see disregarding the constitution as a strong act but if there’s one thing the Palace cares about is protocol and if there’s another thing it cares about is its long-term survival – being seen to aid a political party only haastens the day NZ becomes a republic.
     • rosy 7.1.1

       13 May 2011 at 7:13 pm

       Too late for that bet

       Prince William looks unlikely to make it to this year’s Rugby World Cup, as was previously tipped, because Buckingham Palace says he will be posted to the Falkland Islands for two months.

       However, the Duchess of Cambridge told Prime Minister John Key on her wedding day that she was desperate to come to New Zealand. Now reports suggest she will get her wish but it will be after the World Cup, and not for at least a year.
8. pseudopanax 8

   13 May 2011 at 9:38 am

   In these dire times shouldn’t we be returning to our fantastic Kiwi ingenuity? I say we lock him in a room with a grizzly, and a few litres of Resene’s best black and white.

   She’ll be right.
9. seeker 9

   13 May 2011 at 1:24 pm

   @Blighty 10.40am

   ” Key couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery but he can sure promise one.”

   Perfect (and polite) description of Key’s skillset (or lack of) as a P.M.
   • William Joyce 9.1

     13 May 2011 at 7:33 pm

     Let’s face it, it’s not as though he was ever invited to a piss-up.
10. William Joyce 10

    13 May 2011 at 7:01 pm

    The ever smart, economically savvy, John Key developed an entirely new economic system PANDANOMICS.
    See it’s development in pictures.
     
     
     
11. sarkey 11

    14 May 2011 at 1:02 am

    Since the policy of Pandering to the rich [I know but its suites]which basically how Key had to make his poor boy to riches life work doesnt seem to work in the real world and is indicative of the BS financial culture that we call the free market which is just a euphenism for easy money and top self thieving amongst other far more serious and corrupt practises that those who have made enough money to last a few generations continue to sport on the vast numbers of ordinary people who just want a govt that can create security by firstly looking after this country and what it has that makes it unique instead of being told it needs to do this and that to gain favour and trade from the wealthier wider world.
    This govt should tell the greater powers that we dont need to be in afghanistan or buying into carbon trading or paying fines because of northern hemisphere pollution or supporting the private sector employers and making workers rights insignificant etc but downsize our govt most oustanding useless depts in the govt and make it worth while for people to work and once again believe that that is the norm if you want a decent life .
    Its taken a couple of major disasters to wake this lot up to what a govt should be doing and if all the govts of the last 40 odd years had taken more notice of some of the real stats regarding the vunerabilty of this country to natural disasters maybe we would have to put up with the waste of the countries money supporting media BS about what we should focus on that keeps our money and resources floating away like Rogering Douglasses famous flying dollar.
    People want real value for their work not constantly being told take this and thats the way it its

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