So John Key goes out into the world to represent our interests and what does he get?
His good mate David Cameron tells him to get stuffed when he asks for better access to the UK for Kiwis.
A meeting with the Queen that made us look like a bunch of hicks.
A “hard hitting” (though weirdly squeaky) speech to the UN urging them to do something they had already done (and don’t think his sucking up to the US will get us anywhere).
And now Tony Abbott has told him to get stuffed when he’s asked for some basic citizenship rights for Kiwis across the ditch.
After all that rolling on his back and showing his belly he couldn’t even get a little tickle. Not even a small symbolic concession from his overseas mates (although you know he’s quietly offered plenty of concessions on our behalf). What an embarrassing little prick.