web analytics
The Standard

Wet Dick and the Perverts (reprise)

Written By: - Date published: 5:04 pm, December 28th, 2013 - 15 comments
Categories: blogs, len brown, Media - Tags: , ,

There has been this feature that I turned on in google analytics on or about September 18th. It shows in rough round figures the number of queries (ie impressions) that google dealt with where our site was on one of the displayed search pages. It also shows the number of click throughs onto our site.

Someone could probably write a sociological paper on exactly how many hidden perverts there are that the right wingers in the council are reflecting. I have to say that that I am quite pleased that we had poor click through for the “bevan chaung naked/nude” queries.

Query   Impressions     Clicks  
1. bevan chuang 110,000 1,000
2. the standard 90,000 22,000
3. len brown 75,000 170
4. luigi wewege 40,000 600
5. campbell live 18,000 90
6. john key 18,000 200
7. len brown affair 12,000 16
8. roast busters 12,000 16
9. thestandard 10,000 2,500
10. boris johnson 8,000 150
11. cameron slater 8,000 60
12. local body election results 6,500 150
13. whale oil 6,500 12
14. bevan chuang naked 5,500 5
15. bevan chuang nude 5,500 50
16. len brown family 5,500 5
17. nzsale 5,500 0
18. statistics 5,500 150
19. the standard nz 5,500 4,500
20. david cunliffe 4,500 50

Leaving the perverted obsessions to Cameron Slater and even Pete George seems like a wise thing for us to do.

Anyone prepared to do some analysis? :twisted:

15 comments on “Wet Dick and the Perverts (reprise)”

  1. infused 1

    Well you’re not going to get any click through for naked/nude queries unless you have some hidden porn site indexed here…

  2. rhinocrates 2

    What do you mean “even” Pete George? :twisted:

  3. karol 3

    Boris Johnson got more clicks than David Cunliffe, and almost as many as John Key. Fortunately most people just want the Standard.

    What’s the obsession with Ms Chuang by some lurkers?

    • Pete 3.1

      Weren’t there some allegations that Wewege had naked pictures of Chuang and blackmailed her into the affidavit? So either searchers were interested in that aspect of the story, or they wanted NSFW images of her for their own base reasons.

      • karol 3.1.1

        Oh. Right. And it was mentioned in one of my posts – I hadn’t remembered that detail.

        Nice guy that Luigi, it seems.

      • RedLogix 3.1.2

        If those allegations were true, then Wewege, Cook and Slater are not just scum, but seriously criminal scum as well.

        It baffles me why anyone on the right would risk having anything at all to do with a story of such debased origins.

        • David H 3.1.2.1

          But you have to realise that to these ‘people’, morals is just another word to be thrown at your opponents, but ignored in your own pursuits.

    • David H 3.2

      But at least Boris can be amusing. Unlike Key who is just cringeworthy.

  4. Rogue Trooper 4

    Analysis proposal: The Standard, is The Standard really.

  5. Tracey 5

    Lprent

    due to pseudonyms are you prevented from knowing the demographic breakdown of visitors to ts by gender?

    • lprent 5.1

      Even with first names, I’d be restricted. Think of my first name for instance. When I was analyzing the electoral roll, I was limited to something like 85% certainty (looking at the probability of first names against salutation Mr/Ms/Miss/Mrs). However I could also assign a probability for most other names by their incidence in the voter population.

      I can usually guesstimate probabilities based on what I can see – especially from the comments content..

      But these days. I’d just have to get the google analytics do an estimation – which I see they have a service for. They’re picking up info from a large number of sources from the google cookies and will provide aggregate estimation based on that.

  6. Tracey 6

    Im always interested in the gender demographic. Would be fascinated to compare ts oilslick and kiwirob

  7. AsleepWhileWalking 7

    The internet was built on porn and gambling.

    Clearly you are ranking for those search terms quite quickly. Lucky you.

    Top Keywords from Search Engines (Alexa, not something cooler)

    Which search keywords send traffic to this site?
    Keyword Percent of Search Traffic
    1. thestandard 38.44%
    2. the standard 31.60%
    3. affiliate vote 4.18%
    4. bevan chuang 3.00%
    5. john key 2.89%

    Most of the traffic isn’t coming via search.
    If you wanted to you could SEO a post or two each day to pick up more search traffic. Not that hard, just use the Google trends for the day/week and put the kw phrase in your headings + sprinkle through post + submit via RSS feeds and PR sites.

Recent Comments

Recent Posts

1 2 3 8

  • Tragedy must be impetus for better training
    The Police Minister needs to explain why unsworn and inadequately trained custody officers were put in a situation of caring for a medically unwell prisoner on a busy Saturday night, Labour’s Police spokesperson Kelvin Davis says. Commenting on an IPCA… ...
    1 day ago
  • Government must be more transparent on investor state clauses
    The Government must be more transparent around the draft investor state dispute settlements in the TPPA, says David Parker, Labour’s Export Growth and Trade spokesperson. “Labour is pro trade, and is proud of the FTA we negotiated with China, which… ...
    1 day ago
  • Protect university staff and student voices
    The Green Party believes ensuring student and staff representation on university councils is important. National recently passed a law reducing the size of university governance councils while increasing the proportion of the members nominated by, guess who… Steven Joyce. The… ...
    GreensBy Gareth Hughes MP
    2 days ago
  • C’mon Nick what’s the truth on the RMA
     “Nick Smith has got to fess up and tell us what is happening to his much vaunted RMA reform, Labour’s Environment spokesperson Megan Woods says.  “With just a day and a half to go before the polls open in Northland,… ...
    2 days ago
  • SSC salaries sink National’s spending spin
    Massive pay rises at the State Services Commission prove National’s claims of clamping down on spending in the public sector are simply fantasy, Labour’s State Services spokesman Kris Faafoi says. “Salaries in this one department are almost $70,000 more than… ...
    2 days ago
  • We can fix Christchurch and keep our assets
    The Christchurch City Council is seeking public feedback on its proposed 10 year plan for Council revenue and spending. This is probably one of the most significant 10 year plans ever to be written by a local council because of… ...
    GreensBy Eugenie Sage MP
    2 days ago
  • Epidemic of serious assaults in our prisons
    Labour wants stab proof vests and pepper spray for all corrections officers to keep them safe from the epidemic of serious prison assaults that are occurring around the country’s jails, says Labour’s Corrections Spokesperson Kelvin Davis.  “There have been five… ...
    2 days ago
  • Listen to the locals Hekia!
    Minister Hekia Parata needs to understand what consultation is, Port Hills MP Ruth Dyson says. “It means you have to listen to what people say in their submissions and then be able to demonstrate you have considered their views when… ...
    3 days ago
  • Thanking our caregivers
    Let’s celebrate and thank our caregivers. This week is caregivers’ week. It’s a chance to acknowledge the thousands of women, and occasional other person, who are caring for the elderly and disabled in our country. They hold people’s lives in… ...
    GreensBy Jan Logie MP
    3 days ago
  • Mana Post shop the best outcome for community
    Labour MP for Mana Kris Faafoi has welcomed the move to place the services from the Mana Post shop to a local small business. “This is the best outcome for the community we could ask for. All the vital services… ...
    3 days ago
  • Labour looks to put the tea back into entitlements
    Labour is moving to restore the rights of Kiwis to take tea and rest breaks, Leader Andrew Little says. “Within months of the Government’s Employment Relations Amendment Bill becoming law we are already seeing some of our largest companies, including… ...
    3 days ago
  • Desperate money grab to keep Ruataniwha afloat
    The Hawke’s Bay Regional Investment Company’s decision to borrow $4 million to keep the Ruataniwha project afloat is a case of throwing ratepayer’s good money after bad, says Labour’s Water spokesperson Meka Whaitiri and Napier MP Stuart Nash.   “This bridging… ...
    4 days ago
  • Roundup: UN finds it “probably” causes cancer
    At last the UN has spoken out against the widely-used weedkiller Roundup. The UN’s International Agency for Research on Cancer has identified glyphosate, the principle ingredient in Roundup, as a probable carcinogen. They also include as probable carcinogens the insecticides… ...
    GreensBy Steffan Browning MP
    4 days ago
  • Invermay petition delivered to Parliament
    Labour’s Economic Development spokesperson David Clark handed over a 12,450 signature Save Invermay petition to Dunedin South MP Clare Curran on the steps of Parliament today.  “The level of support that the petition has received across New Zealand is overwhelming,”… ...
    4 days ago
  • Redcliffs School closure plan wrong
    The Government’s proposal to consult on the closure of Redcliffs School not only goes against the best geotechnical advice, but more importantly goes against the best educational outcomes for Redcliffs children and the health of our community, Port Hills MP… ...
    4 days ago
  • Cotton On first to test the tea breaks law
    Australian corporate Cotton On, the first major business operating in New Zealand to exploit the new tea breaks law, could walk away from negotiations if it doesn’t get its own way, says Labour Party Labour Relations spokesperson Iain Lees-Galloway.  “Cotton… ...
    5 days ago
  • World water day: eight rivers in one day
    Our photo journey started by the Waioweka (also known as Waioeka) River which flows from Te Urewera to Opotiki, and is surrounded by beautiful forest. The water looked great! Kopeopeo Canal It contrasted greatly with the Kopeopeo Canal near Whakatane,… ...
    GreensBy Catherine Delahunty MP
    5 days ago
  • Council can stop Port’s encroachment on harbour
    As owner of the Port of Auckland, Council can stop the wharf extension and reclamation if it wants to, says Labour’s Auckland Issues spokesperson Phil Goff. ‘As owner the council is custodian of the port and harbour on behalf of… ...
    5 days ago
  • We all benefit when education meets everyone’s needs
    As Dyslexia week comes to a close,  Dyslexia NZ have reminded us that around 10% of our citizens are dyslexic and are entitled to better support. One of their strongest arguments is that failure to provide identification and support for… ...
    GreensBy Catherine Delahunty MP
    5 days ago
  • State house sell-off fiasco a gift for developers
    The Government’s property developer mates are the only people who can salvage National’s state house sell-off now the Salvation Army has torpedoed the policy, Labour’s Housing spokesperson Phil Twyford says. “Having been cynically used by the Government as the poster… ...
    5 days ago
  • National reinforces inequality in schools
    The National Government’s flagship programme Investing in Educational Success is clearly reinforcing inequality in the school system, Labour’s Education spokesperson Chris Hipkins says. “The analysis released today by the NZEI clearly shows schools in wealthier suburbs are the main beneficiaries… ...
    5 days ago
  • Big change starts small
    Today marks Race Relations Day in New Zealand. Race Relations Day coincides with the International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination.  The United Nations General Assembly chose this day as it marks the day in 1960 when 69 peaceful… ...
    GreensBy Denise Roche MP
    1 week ago
  • Israel, Palestine and the question of statehood
    The knife-edge election in Israel complicates the Middle East situation, even more than usual. The Prime Minister-elect, Binyamin Netanyahu, is moving to form a government. Netanyahu has indicated that, during his term, a Palestinian state would not be established. That… ...
    GreensBy Kennedy Graham MP
    1 week ago
  • Christchurch transport goes backwards
    The Green Party has a vision of a liveable, accessible Christchurch with a sense of identity and strong connected communities. Instead, 2013 census figures released by Statistics New Zealand reveal a fractured community, and tell a story of frustrated Christchurch commuters… ...
    GreensBy Eugenie Sage MP
    1 week ago
  • Super Fund should divest $140 million in high risk coal
    The Green Party is calling on the New Zealand Super Fund to divest their $140 million investment in coal companies that are vulnerable to becoming financially stranded according to a damning new report from Oxford University. The Smith School of… ...
    GreensBy Russel Norman MP
    1 week ago
  • Learn to count with Mark Osborne: 0 + 1 = ?
    The adage about the first casualty of war being truth is one that might often be applied to the political battle for hearts and minds, and of course votes. A rather unfortunate example of this has been arriving in the… ...
    GreensBy David Clendon MP
    1 week ago
  • Is it still a safety net when the holes are this big?
    Over the last few weeks I’ve been wondering how safe our income support system is for people, especially those with cognitive or learning disabilities. I’ve been trying to support a young man who was severely injured in a workplace accident… ...
    GreensBy Jan Logie MP
    2 weeks ago
  • Pasifika – protecting the Pacific needed now more than ever.
    Over the weekend thousands of Aucklanders flocked to celebrate our city’s diverse Pacific communities and cultures at the annual Pasifika festival and the Greens were there to join them. The Pasifika festival has been held every year for 23… ...
    GreensBy Denise Roche MP
    2 weeks ago
  • Sounds Stakeholders Seek a Sustainable Future
    It was heartening to see a large number of people who care about the Marlborough Sounds come together at the Marlborough Marine Futures’ forum in Picton on March 8. Fellow Green MP Steffan Browning, who lives in Marlborough, and I… ...
    GreensBy Eugenie Sage MP
    2 weeks ago
  • Solid Energy, who will clean up the mess?
    What can you say? This state-owned coal miner is facing some very serious problems. They haven’t run a profit in years, have required two Government bailouts, laid-off more than 700 staff and look like they need a third injection of… ...
    GreensBy Gareth Hughes MP
    2 weeks ago

Removed at the request of The Daily Blog.
Public service advertisements by The Standard

Current CO2 level in the atmosphere