A week in the life of Mayor Wayne Brown

The Mayor of Supercity this week has given a textbook example of how not to communicate in a crisis.

Friday: “It’s pissing down so no tennis.”

Saturday: “I’ve got to deal with media drongos over the flooding tomorrow so sadly no tennis for me tomorrow.”  Also “It will be interesting to see just how well-prepared Wellington is when the earthquake strikes.”

Sunday: “emergency managers may have made some incorrect decisions.”

Monday: “Please don’t” publish Drongos message.  And “don’t f*** me over … I am the mayor for three years. You can’t do anything about that”. Also “I don’t think I personally did anything wrong”.

Tuesday: “People do have to do some things themselves … If someone rings and says the drain is blocked outside my house, I’d say get a shovel and go and do it if you can. We don’t pay rates for someone to be standing outside your house 24/7.

Wednesday: “all comms should go through me, to ensure they’re consistent, clear, up-to-date, and accurate”.

Thursday: “They’re [the elderly trapped in high rise apartments] are just another community, they’re being looked after by their community”.

Friday: nothing yet.

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