It’s that time of the cycle again. Get ready for another John Key photo op. It’s always the same. Unpopular new policy. Crappy week in the House (notice Key is only bothering to show up once a week to Question Time now? Loving that accountability).
Gotta switch the mood. Photo op.
Something stupid for the papers to run. Something for the journos to say ‘your ministers are a bunch of incompetents, lairs, and thieves. All your important promises have been broken. And you keep lying to us. But damn you’re cute’.
What will it be?
Something with kids? Always a favourite. But just did the ‘private school girls swoon in heat for 48 year old dude’ one.
Maybe something with animals?
I’ve got an inside hint. You can have a look. But don’t tell anyone.
It’ll look great on page 2. With 300 words of gush from Tracey Watkins. Trust me.
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