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12:42 pm, November 10th, 2007 - 4 comments
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It turns out that their existence would contradict ours.
Here’s the maths to prove it:
“Let us assume that a vampire need feed only once a month. This is certainly a highly conservative assumption, given any Hollywood vampire film. Now, two things happen when a vampire feeds. The human population decreases by one and the vampire population increases by one. Let us suppose that the first vampire appeared in 1600 c.e… [read on]”
While you’re there don’t miss the goss on ghosts (they can’t walk) or the low-down on zombies (they’re poisoned but probably not dead).
(Via Arts & Letters Daily)
But you haven’t taken account of Buffy. She keeps the numbers down!
It’s always a mistake to fail to take account of Buffy.
Favourite episode? “Once more, with feeling”. No contest.
Yeah that was an amazing episode.