Embattled ‘leader’ of the National Party Simon Bridges has sensationally exposed a STUNNING SECRET about Jacinda Ardern in a new online ad.
Readers of a sensitive nature may wish to sit down, possibly with smelling salts close at hand, because Simon has just revealed to the nation that the Prime Minister DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS!
Yes, you read it here first. The person running our country is, gasp, a WOMAN!
Sure, she gave birth recently, but until Simon’s internet intervention, we had no definitive proof that Jacinda Ardern is FEMALE!
Thanks for clearing that up, Simon. Nobody will ever say you’re useless again. Probably.
Oh, and just one minor point Simon. In the marketing world, selling the sizzle is how winning is done.
But winning’s not your strong point, is it?
Main pic care of @Dovil. Remember, Vote National, get a shrivelled sausage.
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