Caption competition

Written By: - Date published: 1:21 pm, March 13th, 2016 - 91 comments
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91 comments on “Caption competition”

  1. sabine 1

    and now watch my drive

  2. Paul 2

    Too busy for interviews about the economy.

  3. Tony P 3

    Joking aside is he actually taking the piss out of the flag in preference to the other option by wearing and seemingly laughing about it. Seems the onlookers are in on the joke too.

  4. fender 4

    I’ve just been fooling around with you all, this is really the flag I support. Farrer has told me so.

  5. Macro 5

    Can it get any worse?
    What a fool we have for a Prime Minister.

    • NZJester 5.1

      I don’t think John Key has the wit to be the fool.

    • swordfish 5.2

      Key’s confused look in the second shot suggests he’s entirely lost the plot. Half-way through the joke and he’s forgotten where he’s going with it. Looks deeply disoriented.

      Almost as if he’s just experienced a cathartic insight in the middle of the joke that: “actually, shit, I’m a bit of a dickhead, aren’t I ? And these people are laughing at me rather than with me”

  6. joe90 6

    Separated at birth.

  7. NZJester 7

    Watch my magic trick as I try and make this flag disappear and be replaced by a dish cloth.

  8. maui 8

    Womans Day exclusive: Attention seeking man lived double life for years impersonating Lydia Ko, never believing he would be found out.

  9. Sutton's li'l helper 9

    Curia polls just in – majority want to keep the current flag

  10. Paul 10

    A picture of privilege.

  11. fender 12

    Shane Plunket gave me his old shirt, it no longer fits him.

  12. Mike C 13

    “THIS IS MY GOLF PARTNER RICKY PONTINGS FLAG … I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL NOTICE THAT IT’S THE AUSSIE FLAG WHEN THEY SEE THIS PHOTO ???”

  13. Stuart Munro 14

    Key modelling his funerary garment.

  14. miravox 15

    Hypocrite

  15. Tautoko Mangō Mata 16

    “They haven’t thought about the fact that I’ll be a shoe-in for a knighthood when Liz sees this photo!”

  16. Irascible 17

    Hey guys!! See I really, really am a practising hypocrite especially when I’m poll dancing!!!

  17. locus 18

    yeah, yeah, yeah – you thought i didn’t know this was the aussie flag

  18. locus 19

    i just want to thank god, my parents and my queen for this wonderful privilege

  19. locus 20

    awwww shucks….. (puckering lips)

  20. locus 21

    oh mummy i wish you could see me now

  21. fender 22

    Security blankets the worlds dumbest streaker.

  22. locus 23

    spoilt, destroyed or lost your voting paper? don’t worry just email me at jklovemyselfsomuch@buckhousesoon.con

  23. Sirenia 24

    The emperor covers his nakedness.

  24. mac1 25

    Key flags his flag.

  25. maui 26

    Key, Ponting, Fleming and Border pay their respects to Crowe from Queenstown.

  26. locus 27

    do i look good Lynton? …..i feel so much like a winner wearing this flag

  27. ropata 28

    This PR campaign brought to you by ANZ™, Adidas™, BMW™, and Merrill Lynch™

  28. MikeG 29

    If you can beatake them, join them.

  29. MikeG 30

    *beat

  30. ropata 31

    Interesting that nobody is standing close to the PM.

    Is it because
    a) he is approx. 4 feet tall and CT has advised him to only stand near hobbits?
    b) his incorrigible penchant for pulling the hair of strangers?
    c) nobody wants to be booed by association with NZ’s biggest dickhead?

  31. b waghorn 32

    Aaggh the shroud for my political career has arrived.

  32. mary_a 33

    Narcissistic FJK, as usual insisting he’s photographed with a winner.

  33. dv 34

    Wot dusya mean its the Aussie flag

  34. One Anonymous Bloke 35

    A fool and his money are easily parted.

  35. Ecosse_Maidy 36

    John Keys ends speculation, he wont be standing again…..as he unveils new career as a Flagpole

  36. Ecosse_Maidy 37

    Keys, avoids belated voter backlash,,,,,by applying at Ozzie Embassy for citizenship and asylum

  37. Ecosse_Maidy 38

    Does this new flag dress make my bum look big?

    Be honest

  38. Ecosse_Maidy 39

    Keys ejected from Trump rally…….for un American Flag use

  39. Ecosse_Maidy 40

    Yep, he got it wrong again…….a Toga party John!!!!!! Not a Flag Referendum party!

  40. Ecosse_Maidy 41

    Keys decided, it was best to go public, about his Paula Bennet bra wearing fetish

  41. Ecosse_Maidy 42

    Realising that the vote was a foregone conclusion..Keys gave up the fight and surrendered to the …………PEOPLE!!!!

  42. Ecosse_Maidy 43

    Referendum result in the balance…..till police apprehend the caped crusader Flag thief

  43. Ecosse_Maidy 44

    This aint Wellington Toto…….so it must be Canberra..phew

  44. Ecosse_Maidy 45

    Mr New Zealand competition, stoops to a new low…..
    “I like world corporate dominance, flags and ripping of the poor”

  45. Ecosse_Maidy 46

    Keys, shows off Govts latest homeless initiative……..this wrap around cape,,,will keep any one warm in shop doorway, park bench or rail station.

  46. Ecosse_Maidy 47

    and waterproof too…

  47. Ecosse_Maidy 48

    The only way i was gonna get anyway near this exclusive Donald Trump Memorial Golf Club tournament, was in a cunning disguise.

  48. Ecosse_Maidy 49

    Cameraman “There is no way, i am filming all this, they said strip tease yet I thought…….No way ….its not in my contract…. I would rather get sent to cover Snooker

  49. Ecosse_Maidy 50

    Ok, ok, don’t be shy, i need 6-7 volunteers to re enact my Iwo Wellington moment

  50. Ecosse_Maidy 51

    Keys bodyguard detail. Issued with new protective, dual use, golf club weapons to defend commander in chief .

  51. Ecosse_Maidy 52

    Onward, John keys soldiers, marching as to war,
    with the Flag of New Zealand……… going on before.

  52. Ecosse_Maidy 53

    Jeeeezzzzzz Fellas….When you said you were gonna take me out for the night and end up at a club…….
    I didn’t think you meant golf,,,
    plus i got all dressed up too!

  53. Ecosse_Maidy 54

    This modeling business is knackering……can I take off my high heels yet?

    My feet are killing me!

  54. Ecosse_Maidy 55

    Flags of our Masters (2016)

    He’s not the new messiah,,hes just a very naughty boy with our flag!!!!

    Directed by John (Clint) Keys

    Theme song… “I’m a Kiwi Doodle Dandy, Kiwi Doodle Do Or Die,,,,,,,,,,……

    Funded by the New Zealand Tax payer at the expense of anything sensible.

  55. Ecosse_Maidy 56

    To prove the naysayers wrong…..Keys shows off the flag he took when he went to see his first AB’s game

  56. Ecosse_Maidy 57

    New N.Z.D.F body armour developed,,,,,,yet defence cuts were still suspected

  57. Ecosse_Maidy 58

    Lets run it up a flagpole and see who shoot………I mean salutes it?

  58. joe90 59

    After all the ponytail hoopla Jason reckoned I should find myself a new peccadillo so I said to myself fuck it, I’m gonna wrap myself in the flag and pull the fucker!.

  59. Incognito 60

    A-hole spotted on the green.

  60. Incognito 61

    John Key doing an unbearably cringing – judging by cringing people in the photo – impression of Liberty Leading the People by Eugène Delacroix entitled Planet Key.

  61. ankerawshark 62

    Well Acstually I have always wanted to keep with the old flag

  62. Thinker 63

    John Key demonstrates ways to recycle all the surplus flags, once the referndum has rung in a flag change:

    Part One – You can use it as a trendy rain jacket at golf matches.

    Coming up in Part Two: Twister for Monarchists…

  63. Thinker 64

    And for my next trick folks, I cover myself with this flag, say the magic word, Abracadabra, count to 2017, and then magically disappear.

  64. Smilin 65

    Ok take the piss I’m going to get u with TPPA then we will see who’s laughing fuck u NZ

  65. Tautuhi 66

    JK on his way to giving the NZ Flag the One Fingered Salute?

  66. scotty 67

    Key shoots albatross at golf.
    On display around Keys’ neck for rest of his term.

  67. mosa 68

    Dont give up your day job Oh you already have Steven Joyce thinks he is better at it than me I just do all wacky stuff keep the punters happy

  68. Smilin 69

    “I get it now you are going to put it on my coffin at my state funeral”

  69. Newbie 70

    “New flag? Referendum? You’ll have to ask Bill about that.”

  70. Phineas 71

    Shit, I think I’ve had too many heinekens.

  71. the pigman 72

    Disgraced Prime Minister changes strategy in pro-flag change campaign; decides to sully NZ flag so resolutely that no-one will ever vote for it.

  72. Neil 74

    I had to look twice at the top pic, it looked extremely like Matthew Hooten……lol

  73. Simonm 75

    “Yeah-nah, I never liked Kyle Lockwood’s tea towel anyway. That was Andrew Little’s idea.”

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