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- Backing our kids to learn the basicsEvery child deserves a world-leading education, and the Coalition Government is making that a priority as part of its 100-day plan. Education Minister Erica Stanford says that will start with banning cellphone use at school and ensuring all primary students spend one hour on reading, writing, and maths each day. ...1 week ago
- US Business Summit Speech – Regional stability through tradeI would like to begin by echoing the Prime Minister’s thanks to the organisers of this Summit, Fran O’Sullivan and the Auckland Business Chamber. I want to also acknowledge the many leading exporters, sector representatives, diplomats, and other leaders we have joining us in the room. In particular, I would like ...1 week ago
- Keynote Address to the United States Business Summit, AucklandGood morning. Thank you, Rosemary, for your warm introduction, and to Fran and Simon for this opportunity to make some brief comments about New Zealand’s relationship with the United States. This is also a chance to acknowledge my colleague, Minister for Trade Todd McClay, Ambassador Tom Udall, Secretary of Foreign ...1 week ago
- India New Zealand Business Council Speech, India as a Strategic PriorityGood morning, tēnā koutou and namaskar. Many thanks, Michael, for your warm welcome. I would like to acknowledge the work of the India New Zealand Business Council in facilitating today’s event and for the Council’s broader work in supporting a coordinated approach for lifting New Zealand-India relations. I want to also ...1 week ago
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- New Zealand welcomes European Parliament vote on the NZ-EU Free Trade AgreementA significant milestone in ratifying the NZ-EU Free Trade Agreement (FTA) was reached last night, with 524 of the 705 member European Parliament voting in favour to approve the agreement. “I’m delighted to hear of the successful vote to approve the NZ-EU FTA in the European Parliament overnight. This is ...2 weeks ago
- 'He gets it' – Christopher Luxon impresses locals on first visit to cyclone-battered...
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Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Bianca Baggiarini, Lecturer, Australian National University Last week, reports emerged that the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) are using an artificial intelligence (AI) system called Habsora (Hebrew for “The Gospel”) to select targets in the war on Hamas in Gaza. The system has ...2 hours ago - Frank and far-reaching: Senate report recommends shake-up of the way freedom of information is handl...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Johan Lidberg, Associate Professor, School of Media, Film and Journalism, Monash University The most significant recommendation in the Senate inquiry report on the functionality of the Commonwealth FOI system is this: move the federal Freedom of Information (FOI) function from the Office ...2 hours ago
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- Taken together, the NDIS review and the royal commission recommendations could transform disability ...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Di Winkler, Adjunct Associate Professor, La Trobe University Shutterstock A home – in the physical and emotional sense – is foundational to living an ordinary life with a feeling of inclusion. National Disability Insurance Scheme (NDIS) participants with the highest ...4 hours ago
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- Watch: Luxon on Hawke's Bay cyclone recovery: 'We don't want to turn all that upside ...Christopher Luxon says the new government is going to continue everything that the previous one put into place to help with the recovery from Cyclone Gabrielle. ...4 hours ago
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- Watch – Christopher Luxon visits Hawke's Bay to see cyclone recovery progressLive - Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has been in Wairoa this morning to gauge progress of the town's recovery from Cyclone Gabrielle. Watch a media conference with him here. ...5 hours ago
- Yes, landlords gain from the repeal of interest deductibility rules – but it was a flawed law from...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Alison Pavlovich, Senior lecturer in the School of Accounting and Commercial Law, Te Herenga Waka — Victoria University of Wellington The new coalition government has announced a suite of tax reforms, including reintroducing the ability for property investors to deduct the interest ...5 hours ago
- The Amalgamated Workers Union Calls On The Government To Give Fair Pay Agreements A Fair Go
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- Free Speech Union Releases Briefing To Incoming Government, Outlining Key Areas Of Policy To Protect...The Free Speech Union has sent 14 Cabinet Ministers a comprehensive Briefing to the Incoming Government, outlining five key areas of policy that the Government must address in order to protect and expand Kiwis’ speech rights. We look forward to ...7 hours ago
- Interislander ferry upgrade: Finance Minister warns of cost blowoutFinance Minister Nicola Willis says she has already met twice with KiwiRail bosses over a "major cost blowout" in the project to replace the Interislander ferries. ...8 hours ago
- National Trying To Rewrite History By Removing App Tax Website And Press ReleaseThe Taxpayers’ Union is calling on the National Party to front up to consumers who will face 15% higher prices for some services from the likes of Uber, Airbnb and food delivery apps after their app tax U-turn rather than trying to erase all ...9 hours ago
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- Commission Presents Urgent Human Rights ‘must-do’ ListTe Kāhui Tika Tangata Human Rights Commission has today launched a short film calling for the public and government to champion and protect human rights ahead of the 75th anniversary of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. “Seventy-five years on, ...10 hours ago
- A Cowardly, Anti-Palestinian Parliamentary MotionThe parliamentary motion passed today , a full two months after Israel’s slaughter of Palestinian civilians began, says: "Express grave concern at the ongoing violence in Israel and the occupied Palestinian Territories, unequivocally condemn ...11 hours ago
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- Listen: The real cost of the smoking excise tax
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- GCSB Minister Judith Collins condemns Russian cyber attacksNew Zealand is joining other nations, including Britain, in condemning Russian government malicious cyber-attacks. ...11 hours ago
- GCSB Minister Judith Collins condemns Russian cyber attacksNew Zealand is joining other nations, including Britain, in condemning Russian government malicious cyber-attacks. ...11 hours ago
- Ryan Bridge to host Three’s new 7pm showWith The Project wrapping up last week (you can read Duncan Greive’s excellent reflections on that here), Warner Bros Discovery has announced broadcaster Ryan Bridge will host a brand new current affairs show for Three. The currently unnamed show will focus on live news and interviews and is a return ...11 hours ago
- We thought we’d find 200 species living in our house and yard. We were very wrongSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Matthew H. Holden, Lecturer, School of Mathematics and Physics, The University of Queensland Dot-underwing moth (_Eudocima materna_) found in the researchers’ yard. Matthew Holden, CC BY-NC We are biodiversity researchers – an ecologist, a mathematician and a taxonomist – who were locked ...12 hours ago
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- Harnessing the oceans to ‘bury’ carbon has huge potential – and risk – so NZ needs to move w...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Rebecca J McLeod, Senior Research Fellow in Marine Ecology, University of Otago Climate change might not be high on its immediate agenda, but New Zealand’s new government does have one potentially significant and innovative policy. Recognising the marine environment’s ability to remove ...12 hours ago
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- I’m an expert in diplomatic gift giving. Here are my 5 top tips for the best Christmas present exc...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Samantha Happé, Graduate researcher in art history and material culture studies, The University of Melbourne Shutterstock As we get closer to Christmas, your family will probably have some kind of gathering. You will reunite with people who you might not ...12 hours ago
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- Home Brew back with first album in over a decade and slot at LanewayAfter an 11 year hiatus, legendary Aotearoa hip-hop group Home Brew are back today with their first new album in over a decade, Run it Back, and will continue that reunion at Laneway Festival in February. Breaking their indefinite hiatus, Run it Back comes off the back off the 2023 ...12 hours ago
- MPs settle into new roles as parliament cranks back into actionThere may be less than a fortnight left in the political year, but politicians seem determined to make the final days count, writes Catherine McGregor in this excerpt from The Bulletin, The Spinoff’s morning news round-up. To receive The Bulletin in full each weekday, sign up here. Question time is ...13 hours ago
- Literacy, numeracy tests as NCEA requirement 'detrimental' to learnersA leading education researcher warns new high-stakes NCEA literacy and maths tests could do more harm than good. ...13 hours ago
- Labour's Damien O'Connor goes against party policy in calling Israel's actions in Gaz...Labour's leader says O'Connor is "incredibly passionate" about the issue but party policy is that relevant international bodies will determine whether Israel's actions are lawful. ...15 hours ago
- Farewell, live updates: Why we’re shifting our approach to daily newsThe Spinoff’s live updates editor reflects on three-and-a-half years in the role, and looks forward to what’s next. Today marks the final day of live updates on The Spinoff. It’s a big day for me given I have been editing the live updates since mid-2020, but it’s also a big ...15 hours ago
- Chris Hipkins opens up on what went wrong at the 2023 electionOn a quiet morning before the first parliamentary question time of the new term, Chris Hipkins and Christopher Luxon took a moment to analyse and reflect on their election campaigns. When Chris Hipkins was sworn in as prime minister on January 21, 2023, he had a feeling of optimism and ...15 hours ago
- This week’s bestselling NZ books
FICTION 1 The Girl from London by Olivia Spooner (Hachette, $37.99) An ideal Xmas present for the commercial fiction reader who would relish a wartime story of a shipboard romance. 2 The Axeman’s Carnival by Catherine Chidgey (Te Herenga Waka University Press, $35) An ideal Xmas present for the ...15 hours ago - Wayne Brown: ‘Govt has underfunded road renewals in Auckland for years’After most of a billion dollars and six years’ work, the Puhoi to Warkworth section of State Highway 1 has been warmly received by long-distance motorists no longer slowed down by small town traffic lights. Where once cars would back bumper to bumper on a Sunday evening, now the ...15 hours ago
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- The ‘troubled-teen’ industry and conflicts of interest in Family CourtOpinion: Courts are halls of justice, but they are also well-financed institutional purchasers of goods and services, outsourcing much of their work to private consultants and contractors, including lawyers, advocates, psychologists, social workers, and drug counsellors who earn their living from court contracts. Though there is nothing inherently wrong ...15 hours ago
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Move over…Ken…here's…Baldie!
'Mass edition-All boxed up and ready to go!"
” I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can rub my head, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation”
All credit to the creator
Mattel releases 'the Chris doll'..
See it move…!..see it speak..!
Press the turbo button..and he does both at the same time..!
A boxed present..for act..
Luxon: 'i embrace barbie..and all she stands for..
For me she epitomises national party policy..
And she speaks for nz'ers sick and tired of this do-nothing government doing nothing for barbie…and all she stands for…
And I am no johnny-come-lately to barbie..
Back when I had hair..I had a barbie-bus/motorhome..
And it/she had combs and brushes..
Aahh!..the memories..!
Barbie rules..!..'
Childish fantasy on sale in October.
When I became a man, I did not put away childish things, I put on a tie and became rilly aspirational.
Luxon:
'don brash had his walking-the-plank moment ..
Is this my barbie-moment…?
Do they know about the bus..?'
Limited Edition
DeLuxon Model with 5 Talking Points Included!
Batteries and Policies not included
Voodoo-Proof
5 talking points?
Are they doing an almighty upgrade, rejigging before final release. I thought they had prided themselves that the doll had one talking point Vote National. Haven't they already decided to do away with the policies?
lt now comes with an optional extra two words 'Buddy' and 'Kura' if you squeeze it.
This will win votes…
Barbie bringing you shiny empty soulless products since 1950
Very catchy Bwaghorn!
B version – Bullshit Barbie.
We only wish it was only in cinemas.
I'm a bloke, and I'm crappy
I'm rich, but I've whined
I'm short, but I'm wealthy, yeah
I flew high, but I'm grounded
I'm insane, and I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost, but I'm hopeful, baby
[Chorus]
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be mine, mine, mine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin' tax cuts
I'm a flunk, when I'm sober
I'm old, and I'm overpaid
I'm bored, but I'm praying, yeah
I don't care, and I'm useless
I'm here, but I'm really gone
I'm wrong, but I'm not sorry, baby
[Chorus]
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be mine, mine, mine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin' tax cuts
(apologies to Alanis Morisette)
Listened to the original. VG.
Walks backwards and back-walks
They'll be on special in October..
So hold off 'till then….
And these don't usually go up in value..
You can pick up a david cunnliffe action man for a song these days..
Along side the Phil Goff porcelain, with all those Tory knives in his back. And half a dozen leftist ones in the chest.
Inaction figure
Highly Recommended Accessories:
Mercedes (Black colour only)
Scooter
Tesla with Optional Government Rebate
Deputy Doll
Self-Inflatable Poll
The Wrath Of Ken
'Don't scoff – I'm trying out my inner pink'.
ones a plastic inanimate cartoon character figure
the other is a doll created by Mattel in 1959
Move over Planet Key. Welcome to Luxon-world! Where everything is fake and we sell feelgood messages while giant corporations plunder your wallet! Blame Labour! Blame Maoris! Drive a Ford Ranger! Ignore Climate Change!
The corporate media will piss on everyone and tell us it's raining. Good news for the 0.01% !!!
"And here we see a brand new Hollow Man, fresh off the production line"
I’m ready for my close-up now Nicola.
or
Ken couldn’t make it, guys. This is better. Whadda ya think Nic?