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- The Bewildering World of Christopher Luxon – Back on Track…
..The latest two out of three polls for National are - to put it mildly - troubling.Fresh on the heels of Minister Nicola ‘NoBoats' Willis' austerity budget and the scrapping of thirtythree pay equity agreements to fund tax cuts for the already-rich, the public's appetite for this rightwing coalition government ...7 hours ago - Trying to attract a stranded asset
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Beneath Taiwan’s high-profile fight for global recognition lies a parallel contest in capitals scattered across the Caribbean and the Pacific. This is Beijing’s relentless campaign to isolate Taiwan diplomatically—country by country—until Taipei is left with ...12 hours ago
- Keep Perfectly Calm
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- Thursday 12 June
Council of Trade Unions Secretary Melissa Ansell-Bridges has taken New Zealand’s pay equity fight to the International Labour Organisation conference in Geneva. Opposition parties say the government should be going much further, much faster in sanctioning Israel. Government ministers did not get advice on what the changes to pay equity ...18 hours ago - Gaza’s Rising Death Toll Demands More Diplomatic Action
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- The Monster You Know
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- A Cynic With the Heart of a Romantic: George R.R. Martin’s Reconstructive Deconstruction
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- Course correction: PAC-3 would be a better naval interceptor for Australia
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- Treats for everybody
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- With a new administration, South Korea should strengthen security ties with Australia
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- Doing less than the bare minimum
Last night, after nearly two years of genocide in Gaza, the New Zealand government finally began to do the right thing, and sanctioned two Israeli cabinet ministers for promoting genocide. Which is a good first step, but its not enough. Firstly, the sanctions are just a travel ban, saying "you ...2 days ago
- The problem is the regime, not MMP
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- Ukrainian drone attack on Russian strategic bombers – why the concern?
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- David Seymour Does An Atlas Network Tour In London – Speaking For Junk Tanks Linked To “...
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- Sending in the Marines.
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- Winston Peters Silent on National’s New Immigration Policy
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- Nicola Willis Feigns Concern Over Michael Forbes Scandal
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- Union News 2024
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- Tuesday 10 June
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- Harnessing NIC surveillance for better climate security outcomes
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- The Trump EPA tried to bury some good news
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- Filthy riches
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- Tear Gas & Rubber Bullets: The National Guard Has Moved In
Hi,Getting tear gassed by the National Guard fucking sucks. Everything stings, you can’t breathe, and you can’t see. You can hear just fine — the almost comical pop-pop-pop as more tear gas canisters are sent arcing over the crowd. It strikes you how everyone has their own unique cough; their ...4 days ago - Civil War
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- Monday 9 June
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- Live in LA #7
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- LA Live #6
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- LA Live #3
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- Government Damaging New Zealand’s International Standing
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- Rich get much richer, driving inequality and poverty
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- Release: Manawatū Gorge replacement opens toll-free
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The Green Party is calling out the Government’s parent boost changes that benefit a wealthier minority while doing nothing to help reunite thousands of migrant families. ...5 days ago
- Release: Timid tariff response fails New Zealanders
The Government is failing New Zealanders by ‘being comfortable’ with a 10 percent tariff on all goods going into the US. ...7 days ago
- Green Party condemns decision to suspend Te Pāti Māori MPs
The Green Party condemns the unprecedented decision to suspend Te Pāti Māori co-leaders Debbie Ngarewa-Packer and Rawiri Waititi for 21 days, and MP for Hauraki-Waikato Hana-Rāwhiti Maipi-Clarke for 7 days. ...1 week ago
- Release: Reserve Bank predicts more job losses
The Reserve Bank’s Monetary Policy Statement predicts a sluggish economy with higher inflation and more job losses. ...1 week ago
- Luxon must end climate denial speculation
The Greens welcome the open letter from world-leading climate scientists to the Prime Minister, urging his Government to abandon any plan to water down climate targets. ...1 week ago
- Govt’s budget balanced on the backs of low-income families
The Government is quietly leaving some of our poorest families hundreds of dollars worse off, ignoring warnings that changes to the accommodation supplement and public housing subsidies will disproportionately target disabled, older, Māori, Pasifika, and young people. ...2 weeks ago
- Democracy Denied: Te Pāti Māori Slam Govt for Silencing Māori and Tangata Tiriti on the Regulator...
Today, Te Pāti Māori co-leader Rawiri Waititi slammed the Finance and Expenditure Select Committee’s refusal to extend the public submission period for the Regulatory Standards Bill, calling it a deliberate act to silence whānau, hapū, iwi, and community voices. Waititi had urged the Committee to extend the submission period by ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Mental health cuts lead to overwhelmed EDs
Workforce shortages that mental health Minister Matt Doocey tried to hide are now resulting in increasing pressure on our emergency departments as people needing help have nowhere else to go. ...2 weeks ago
- Te Pāti Māori Call on Te Whatu Ora to immediately Publish Gender Affirming Care Guidelines
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- National direction changes mark dark day for people and planet
Today’s sweeping changes to environmental protections paint a damning picture of a government hellbent on profit at all costs, openly allowing more environmentally harmful activities under the guise of progress. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: National caves to ACT to ram through Regulatory Standards Bill
Once again National has caved to ACT by today agreeing to shorten the select committee process for the Regulatory Standards Bill. ...2 weeks ago
- Pay parity back pedal a kick in the teeth for ECE kaiako
The Government’s latest move to unwind the ‘pay parity’ regime carefully negotiated between government and the sector is a kick in the teeth for already undervalued and underpaid kaiako. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Govt continues to undermine women
The Government is continuing its attack on women, this time targeting the pay of early childhood education (ECE) teachers. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Charter school failures clocking up
Public schools aren’t converting to charter schools at the rate David Seymour claimed they would. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Govt driving away Kiwi innovators and scientists
The Government continues to obliterate science and innovation in New Zealand. ...2 weeks ago
- Greens call on Government to release gender affirming care guidelines
The Green Party echoes the call from health professionals, medical bodies, and community organisations for Te Whatu Ora to urgently release the guidelines for gender affirming care. ...2 weeks ago
- Speech: Barbara Edmonds Post-Budget
E nga mana nui E nga tapu nui No tāwahi No te kainga Tēnā koutou katoa ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Bugs on David Seymour’s school lunch menu
The latest shocker to come out of David Seymour’s school lunches is an insect being found in a student’s meal. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Nelson short-changed by hospital downgrade
National’s cuts to Nelson’s Hospital rebuild will leave the community with only half the number of new beds than the rebuild Labour planned. ...2 weeks ago
- Greens find over half-a-billion dollar hole in Govt Budget
The Green Party has found that the Government has not accounted for its own increased costs as an employer incurred by the KiwiSaver changes rushed through under Budget urgency last week. ...3 weeks ago
- Government Sacrificing Hapū, Iwi Tiriti rights for Offshore Profits
Te Pāti Māori is demanding to know how the government can justify fast tracking a replica of a seabed mining application that was already rejected by the supreme court in 2021. “Trans-Tasman Resources, a company with no operational experience, is back to the table with the same outdated and incomplete ...3 weeks ago
- Strengthening ETS Market Governance
The Government is strengthening the market governance of New Zealand’s Emissions Trading Scheme (ETS), Climate Change Minister Simon Watts says. “A credible ETS is our most powerful and cost-effective tool to drive down net emissions across the economy. But to do its job, the ETS must have good market governance ...2 weeks ago - Farmers and growers to reap rewards
Farmers and growers will have faster access to new agriculture and horticulture products because innovation drives success, says Regulation Minister David Seymour, Environment Minister Penny Simmonds and Food Safety Minister Andrew Hoggard. “The changes announced today show the power of a sector review,” Mr Seymour says. “Agriculture and horticulture products ...2 weeks ago
- Remarks to media post bilateral with Sri Lanka MFA Vijitha Herath, Colombo
Thank you to Foreign Minister Herath for the warm welcome to Sri Lanka. The New Zealand delegation is delighted to be here to further strengthen the warm relationship between New Zealand and Sri Lanka. Relations between our countries are long-standing. Our trade dates from the 1860s and sporting connections to ...2 weeks ago
- Government to deliver redevelopment of Nelson Hospital
Nelson Hospital will get a major redevelopment as part of the Government’s $1 billion boost to hospital infrastructure and will be the first hospital in the country to receive a new temporary inpatient unit while construction is underway, Health Minister Simeon Brown says. “This is a significant investment in the ...3 weeks ago
- AI training to boost public sector productivity
New artificial intelligence (AI) training will increase the uptake of AI and boost productivity in the public service, Digitising Government and Public Service Minister Judith Collins says. “Across the public sector, AI offers a real opportunity to improve decision-making and deliver better outcomes for New Zealanders,” says Ms Collins. “I ...3 weeks ago
- Increased transparency for Government accounts
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- New sanctions drive benefit accountability
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- KiwiSaver changes to bolster next generation
Changes to KiwiSaver in Budget 2025 mean young people today will retire with more savings and more financial security, Finance Minister Nicola Willis says. “Using the Sorted website’s comparative calculator, you can see that with the Government’s KiwiSaver changes an 18-year-old today earning $48,000 a year, and investing in a ...3 weeks ago
- Auckland’s Northern Gateway Toll Road to go to 110 km/h
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- Politics with Michelle Grattan: Senator Tammy Tyrrell on wild days in Tasmania
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra Tasmanian politics has been thrown into chaos after a Labor motion of no confidence forced Premier Jeremy Rockliff to either resign or call for a new election. The premier opted for the latter, ...3 hours ago - Chris Hedges: The last days of Gaza
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- Grattan on Friday: the galahs are chattering about ‘productivity’, but can Labor really get it m...
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- Greenpeace activists aboard Rainbow Warrior disrupt Pacific industrial fishing operation
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- View from The Hill: Is the US playing cat and mouse ahead of expected Albanese-Trump talks?
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra For the first time in memory, an Australian prime minister is approaching a prospective meeting with a US president with a distinct feeling of wariness. Of course Anthony Albanese would deny it. But ...8 hours ago
- Huge Victory For Free Speech: Journalist Gagged For Exposing Chinese Communist Party Interference In...
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Report by Dr David Robie – Café Pacific. – COMMENTARY: By Caitlin Johnstone Well it looks like the US is on the precipice of war with Iran again. US officials are telling the press that they anticipate a potential impending Israeli attack on Iran while the family members of ...9 hours ago
- Global outrage over Gaza has reinforced a ‘siege mentality’ in Israel – what are the implicati...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Eyal Mayroz, Senior Lecturer in Peace and Conflict Studies, University of Sydney After more than 20 months of devastating violence in Gaza, the right-wing Israeli government’s pursuit of two irreconcilable objectives — “destroying” Hamas and releasing Israeli hostages — has left the ...9 hours ago
- The weight loss drug Mounjaro has been approved to treat sleep apnoea. How does it work?
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- Not all insecure work has to be a ‘bad job’: research shows job design can make a big difference
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Rose-Marie Stambe, Adjunct Research Fellow, social and economic marginalisation, The University of Queensland Matej Kastelic/Shutterstock Inflation has steadied and interest rates are finally coming down. But for many Australians, especially those in low-paid, insecure or precarious work, the cost-of-living crisis feels ...10 hours ago
- Progress reported out of Bougainville independence talks at Burnham
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- In most mammals, one gene determines sex. But 100 million years ago, platypuses and echidnas went th...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Linda Shearwin, Researcher, Comparative Genome Biology Laboratory, University of Adelaide Rob D / Shutterstock For decades, scientists have known that platypuses and echidnas – Australia’s unique egg-laying mammals – have another developmental quirk: they don’t use the same genetic toolkit as ...10 hours ago
- IVF is big business. But when patients become customers, what does this mean for their care?
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Hilary Bowman-Smart, Research Fellow, Australian Centre for Precision Health, University of South Australia Monash IVF CEO Michael Knaap has resigned after one of the company’s Melbourne clinics mistakenly transferred the wrong embryo to a patient. The patient wanted her partner’s embryo, but ...10 hours ago
- Cheating by car makers, tampering by owners: crucial car pollution control is being sabotaged
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Robin Smit, Adjunct Professor of Transport, University of Technology Sydney Peter Cade/Getty Emission control systems in modern cars have slashed air pollutants such as particulate matter and nitrogen oxides. But these systems face two major challenges: carmakers cheating on pollution ...10 hours ago
- Health Committee backs bill to extend hospital stays for new mums, but how much will it cost?
The Health Committee's report notes 175 additional beds would need to be added to the nation-wide system. ...11 hours ago - The Jack’s Law expansion is a symbolic step – it’s not a solution to knife crime
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Janet Ransley, Professor, Griffith Criminology Institute, Griffith University khak/Shutterstock Laws just passed in Queensland give police unprecedented powers to scan people with a handheld wand and potentially search them in all public places, without needing a warrant or reasonable suspicion. ...11 hours ago
- New Poll: Labour Becomes Largest Party, Economy Top Concern
The Economy more generally is the most important issue to voters at 20.2 percent (+3.7 points), followed by the Cost of Living at 18.1 percent (-8.3 points), Health at 11.9 percent (-5.0 points) and Employment at 5.8 percent. ...12 hours ago
- How visionary Beach Boys songwriter Brian Wilson changed music – and my life
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Jadey O’Regan, Senior Lecturer in Contemporary Music, Sydney Conservatorium of Music, University of Sydney The Beach Boys in 1962 in Los Angeles, California. Brian Wilson is on the left. Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images Brian Wilson, leader, songwriter and producer of the ...12 hours ago
- Shane Jones Indicates NZ’s Entire EEZ Now Open For Oil And Gas Free-for-All
The climate science is clear. We cannot afford to burn known fossil fuel reserves, let alone search for more. This latest move by Shane Jones is climate denial in action. ...12 hours ago
- ‘He stopped me from talking to male colleagues’: new research shows how domestic violence so oft...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Elizabeth McLindon, Research Fellow, The University of Melbourne PeopleImages.com – Yuri A/Shutterstock When it comes to domestic violence, cases involving catastrophic physical violence are the ones that most often make it into the media. But our new research shows there ...12 hours ago
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Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Anton Moiseienko, Senior Lecturer in Law, Australian National University Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Norway and the UK this week announced sanctions against two members of the Israeli cabinet: National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir and Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich. This is a momentous ...12 hours ago
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Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Anton Moiseienko, Senior Lecturer in Law, Australian National University Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Norway and the UK this week announced sanctions against two members of the Israeli cabinet: National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir and Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich. This is a momentous ...13 hours ago
- ER Report: A Roundup of Significant Articles on EveningReport.nz for June 12, 2025
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- Statement from RBNZ chair Neil Quigley about OIAs on Adrian Orr’s resignation
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- NZ officials to attend UN conference on Israel-Palestinian conflict
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Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Robert Hortle, Deputy Director, Tasmanian Policy Exchange, University of Tasmania The Tasmanian government has called a state election for July 19, the fourth in a little over seven years. Following days of high drama, Governor Barbara Baker finally granted Liberal Premier Jeremy ...16 hours ago
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- Finance Minister Nicola Willis criticises RBNZ over handling of Adrian Orr’s resignation
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- Lawyers sue government over emissions, claiming plan misses the mark
The government is relying too heavily on planting pine trees, which even its own advisers oppose, a lawyer says. ...18 hours ago
Worn out colonial vehicle fails to make next step through Parliament.
King of the Road!
Old worn-out ute and shoes, I don't pay no union dues, I smoke old roaches I have found, short but not too big around
[Refrain] I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road.
Seymour shows off the capability of the more affordable military vehicles from Compass.
🙂
Doing some Scout Master training modules…anyone fancy a bush jaunt…
reasons for delays in delivery of school lunches revealed – old vehicle and dick driver
heard the dick on the radio, tried to defend his actions rather than take responsibility and say ‘yeah, I acted like a dick, I need to learn a lesson’. Buck stops somewhere else seymour
It’s a jungle out there but gamekeeper Dave is regulating it.
Atlas agent tries to infiltrate Parliament in camouflaged vehicle.
Little lord hehaws posterior having spiffing day,
Lost lifestyler looking for Lambton Quay.
Seymour: 'this is fun..!…what will I do next ..?
I know ..!… I'll go and pee in luxons letterbox..!'
Seymour: 'i'm gonna make luxon the starmer of nz ..!
Then I will rule. !'
Seymour the Powerful: 'Move over Winston – my turn at the wheel.'
https://newsroom.co.nz/2024/09/01/an-ode-to-to-the-minister-of-cutting-red-tape-seymour-of-the-grand-scissors/
David Seymour is Acting out his Principles of Property Rights and Landownership.
The Minister of Regulation demonstrates personal responsibility by showing parliamentary security the WOF of the vintage vehicle.
You see THAT'S how you deliver school lunches!
David Seymour takes the PM's advice and does a photo opportunity for a women's magazine before becoming deputy PM. He explains his father was conceived in the vehicle and he himself is now planning to follow the family tradition.
Seymour: 'i'm gonna use this…when we do the coup….'
"Seatbelt? Who needs a seatbelt? I'm a malignant narcissist who makes the rules!"
Acts Clown Prince in clown car. Although maybe a little pennywise in that clown….
David Seymour wants a debate on why the Ram Raid Bill is redundant.
Market Leninists begin the February Revolution.
Look who is the bully is now mum
At 80 years old, this car gets better healthcare than the average New Zealander…
Andrew Bayly turns into a jerk when he tours vineyards
Seymours smirk of desperation. Despite the wheels having fallen off his coalition clown car….
The Joker in a Jeep.
Creepy as.
This guy, the one who wants to be in charge of how governance is regulated, is not the one you want on the driveway of your home – the speaker will likely seek a restraining order.
https://www.tickaroo.com/e/FIZnDTDSsf0PYJKz
Rules for Thee
But not for Me.
Seymour: 'i'll betcha trump didn't think of this'..
Seymour:'when we take over.. I'm gonna make myself a field -marshall..'