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- Government has work to do to build trust on gene tech bill
Opinion: I was too young to remember, but when my father heard I was researching public opinions on gene technologies, he recalled a television interview that became known as âCorngateâ. John Campbell put the then-Prime Minister Helen Clark on the spot about the suspected release of genetically modified corn seed, ...2 hours ago - View from The Hill: Duttonâs talk about a citizenship referendum is personal over-reach and politi...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra Peter Dutton, when he gets on his favoured ground of security, too often goes for the quick hit, and frequently over-reaches. His suggestion of running a possible referendum to facilitate the removal of bad ...4 hours ago - The Israel-Hamas ceasefire didnât resolve any deep-seated issues. Now, itâs shattered
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Marika Sosnowski, Postdoctoral research fellow, The University of Melbourne When a ceasefire in the war between Hamas and Israel finally came into effect on January 19, the world breathed a collective sigh of relief. However, that ceasefire agreement, and its associated ...6 hours ago
- The Israel-Hamas ceasefire didnât resolve any deep-seated issues. Now, it appears to be shattered
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Marika Sosnowski, Postdoctoral research fellow, The University of Melbourne When a ceasefire in the war between Hamas and Israel finally came into effect on January 19, the world breathed a collective sigh of relief. However, that ceasefire agreement, and its associated ...7 hours ago
- The Israel-Hamas ceasefire failed to resolve many deep-seated issues. Now, it appears to be shattere...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Marika Sosnowski, Postdoctoral research fellow, The University of Melbourne When a ceasefire in the war between Hamas and Israel finally came into effect on January 19, the world breathed a collective sigh of relief. However, that ceasefire agreement, and its associated ...7 hours ago
- Treasurer Chalmers promises âmeaningful and substantialâ cost of living help in Tuesdayâs budg...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra Next weekâs budget will have cost-of-living assistance that will be meaningful and substantial but âresponsibleâ, Treasurer Jim Chalmers has said. In a Tuesday speech framing the budget Chalmers said, âit will be a responsible ...7 hours ago
- Politics with Michelle Grattan: Barbara Pocock on the Greensâ policy priorities
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra The Greens have heaped a lot of pressure on the government during this term, from issues of the environment, housing, and Medicare, to the war in the Middle East. With the polls close to a ...7 hours ago
- Amid claims of abuse, neglect and poor standards, what is going wrong with childcare in Australia?
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Gabrielle Meagher, Professor Emerita, School of Society, Communication and Culture, Macquarie University On Monday, an ABCâs Four Corners investigation reported shocking cases of abuse and neglect in Australian childcare centres. This included examples of children being sexually abused, restrained for hours in ...7 hours ago
- Catholic priest calls PNGâs Christian state declaration âcosmeticâ change
By Caleb Fotheringham, RNZ Pacific journalist Papua New Guinea being declared a Christian nation may offer the impression that the country will improve, but it is only âan illusionâ, according to a Catholic priest in the country. Last week, the PNG Parliament amended the nationâs constitution, introducing a declaration in ...7 hours ago
- PSNA calls on NZ govt to condemn renewed Israel air strikes on Gaza â 230 killed
Asia Pacific Report A national Palestinian advocacy group has called on the Aotearoa New Zealand government to immediately condemn Israel for its resumption today of âgenocidal attacksâ on the almost 2 million Palestinians trapped in the besieged Gaza enclave. Media reports said that more than 230 people had been killed ...8 hours ago
- Americans canât stop Aussie kickers on college football fields â so theyâre trying in court
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Adam Cohen, Senior Lecturer, University of Technology Sydney The National Rugby League has recently made headlines for trying to crack the American sporting landscape by hosting matches in Las Vegas. But the NRLâs great rival, the Australian Football League (AFL), has been ...8 hours ago
- Renewables are cheap. So why isnât your power bill falling?
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Tony Wood, Program Director, Energy, Grattan Institute Steve Tritton/Shutterstock Power prices are set to go up again even though renewables now account for 40% of the electricity in Australiaâs main grid â close to quadruple the clean power we had just 15 ...8 hours ago
- The next round in the US trade war has the potential to be more damaging for Australia
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Felicity Deane, Professor of Trade Law, Taxation and Climate Change, Queensland University of Technology Slladkaya/Shutterstock On April 2 the United States is set to implement a new wave of tariffs under its Fair and Reciprocal Trade Plan. Details of the plan ...9 hours ago
- After a century of Monday to Friday, could the 4-day week finally be coming to Australia?
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By John L. Hopkins, Associate Professor of Management, Swinburne University of Technology The reality of shorter working hours could be one step closer for many Australians, pending the outcome of the federal election. The Greens, who could control crucial cross bench votes in ...10 hours ago
- Hereâs whatâs different about Slinda, the single-hormone contraceptive just added to the PBS
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Nial Wheate, Professor, School of Natural Sciences, Macquarie University areeya_ann/Shutterstock From May 1, the oral contraceptive Slinda (drospirerone) will be listed on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme (PBS). This means the price will drop for the more than 100,000 Australian women who ...10 hours ago
- âI felt like I was the one in trouble.â Collecting evidence after sexual assault can be scary fo...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Caroline Whitehouse, PhD Candidate, School of Psychology & Public Health, La Trobe University Kaboompics.com/Pexels The 72 hours after the sexual assault of a child can be a crucial window for police to collect biological evidence and document signs of bruising or ...12 hours ago
- REVEALED: KiwiRail Painting Over Failure With $87,000 Kitty-Cat And Cultural Murals
Taxpayersâ Union Investigations Coordinator Rhys Hurley said: âWellington commuters should be fur-ious that KiwiRail is prioritising feel-good pet projects while services go to the dogs.â ...12 hours ago - Keith Rankin Analysis â Geopolitical fractures, and untidy yet workable solutions
Analysis by Keith Rankin. Keith Rankin, trained as an economic historian, is a retired lecturer in Economics and Statistics. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand. As most of us appreciate, there is a whole geopolitical world that overlays the formal political world of about 200 ‘nation states’ (aka ‘polities’). Geopolitical ...12 hours ago
- âAnother Tax Grabâ â Wellington’s Airbnb Rates Bump
âItâs an excuse to get more out of ratepayersâ said Sam Warren, the Local Government Manager for the Taxpayersâ Union. ...12 hours ago
- Opinion-Analysis by Keith Rankin â Invoking Munich, âAppeasementâ, and the âLessons of Histo...
Opinion-Analysis – by Keith Rankin. Keith Rankin, trained as an economic historian, is a retired lecturer in Economics and Statistics. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand. Former ambassador Phil Goff is the latest (so far) and (probably) the least of many ‘statesmen’ who have invoked Munich and the ‘resolute’ Winston ...12 hours ago
- Internal Affairs Gutted Again With Govt Planning To Cut 133 Roles
Staff were told today of the latest proposed job cuts which could result in the net loss of 64 permanent roles, plus 69 fixed term roles which are not being renewed beyond 1 September, for a total reduction of 133 roles. These are spread across all ...13 hours ago
- Why do plastic containers always come out wet from the dishwasher? Science has the answer
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Kamil Zuber, Senior Industry Research Fellow, Future Industries Institute, University of South Australia ShowRecMedia/Shutterstock Itâs annoying to open your dishwasher after the cycle is finished only to find half of the dishes still wet. Instead of being able to stack them ...13 hours ago
- NZ has no dedicated database to track losses from weather disasters â without it, weâre planning...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Ilan Noy, Chair in the Economics of Disasters and Climate Change, Te Herenga Waka â Victoria University of Wellington STR/AFP via Getty Images Following the Trump administrationâs abrupt cuts to USAID funding last month, the online international disaster database EM-DAT (normally ...13 hours ago
- The Removalists remains a brutal commentary on Australian masculinity. This new production treats wo...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Denise Varney, Professor of Theatre Studies, The University of Melbourne Pia Johnson/MTC The Removalists was first performed in 1971 at La Mama Theatre, Carlton, by the Australian Performing Group, an ensemble of young graduates, artists and friends. A beacon of the ...13 hours ago
- Side hustles to small business: How to make a âpatchwork careerâ work
Whether by choice or circumstance, a growing number of people are leaving âreal jobsâ for more flexible modes of employment. Frances Cook spoke to one such self-employed slashie about how sheâs made it work for her. Beth Vickers never planned to run her own business. She had a solid, stable career, ...14 hours ago - RangitÄne O Wairau Slams Governmentâs Water Services Bill As An Attack On Local Decision-Making A...
Corey Hebberd, Kaiwhakahaere Matua of RangitÄne o Wairau, presented to the Finance and Expenditure Select Committee today, outlining the Billâs serious failings and the devastating impact it will have on iwi, councils, and communities, with a particular ...14 hours ago
- Poverty Is No Joke: April 1st Rallies Demand A Living Wage
Every worker deserves a wage they can live on. That remains out of reach for many. On April 1st, the minimum wage will rise by just 35 cents. This is effectively a pay cut for thousands of workers as it is a below inflation adjustment. ...14 hours ago
- Ukraine critical for New Zealand in Rubio meeting – Patman
The US forcing Ukraine into a peace deal that favours Putin would set a disastrous precedent "unacceptable" to New Zealand, an international relations expert says. ...14 hours ago - In siding with Russia over Ukraine, Trump is not putting America first. He is hastening its decline
ANALYSIS: By Matthew Sussex, Australian National University Has any nation squandered its diplomatic capital, plundered its own political system, attacked its partners and supplicated itself before its far weaker enemies as rapidly and brazenly as Donald Trumpâs America? The fiery Oval Office meeting between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky ...15 hours ago
- âDonât settle for crumbsâ: Meet the people who found love later in life
In the final episode of Bryn & Kuâs Singles Club, the pair travel to Thames to get some wisdom from those who have been on the dating scene since long before they were born. Bryn & Kuâs Singles Club is a new documentary series for The Spinoff following ...16 hours ago
- Homegrown 2025 review: More than just a Shihad farewell gig
Blisters, sunburn and tinnitus be damned, Wellington needs Homegrown Festival â or at least something to replace it. The mood of the day at Homegrown was set early and forcefully: âlocal heroesâ Dartz had a message for the afternoon early birds wasting no time in getting thrash punk through the ...16 hours ago
- Free press under threat in US â Columbia J-School speaks out
Columbia Journalism School Freedom of the press â a bedrock principle of American democracy â is under threat in the United States. Here at Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism we are witnessing and experiencing an alarming chill. We write to affirm our commitment to supporting and exercising First Amendment ...16 hours ago
- EV curious? What new drivers need to know
There may be a lot of acronyms, but caring for an electric vehicle, and getting the most out of it, can be very simple. Youâve brought home a shiny new treat. Itâs got two darling little ears, four rubbery feet, multiple glowing eyes and oh! â no tail at the ...17 hours ago
- The MÄori economy is more diverse and wealthier than ever
A new report suggests a focus on export industries will provide the best opportunity for growth in an expanding MÄori economy. The MÄori economy is at a turning point, with rapid growth, a diversifying asset base and untapped export potential creating new opportunities. But despite nearly doubling in five years ...17 hours ago
- Govt Must Act Decisively And Ban Engineered Stone
âIf Brooke van Velden is genuine when she calls for an evidence-based approach to this issue, then she must support a full ban on engineered stone products,â said NZCTU President Richard Wagstaff. ...18 hours ago
- No decisions expected on US aid changes for Pacific until April
Foreign Affairs Minister Winston Peters says the US will not make any decisions on aid funding for the Pacific region until mid-April. ...18 hours ago
- The cost of being: An unemployed 31-year-old who wishes he could afford good food
As part of our series exploring how New Zealanders live and our relationship with money, a âbrokeâ volunteer and former policy adviser explains how he gets by. Want to be part of The Cost of Being? Fill out the questionnaire here. Gender: Man. Age: 31. Ethnicity: Mixed ethnicity. Role: Unemployed (ex-policy ...19 hours ago
- US and India leaders want NZ to step up on security
Luxon commits to ‘scaling up’ NZâs defence resources and cooperation The post US and India leaders want NZ to step up on security appeared first on Newsroom. ...19 hours ago
- ACT looks to stand candidates in local elections for first time
Seymour is expected to call for a "cleanout" of councils which he says have missed the memo for "real change" that New Zealanders voted for. ...19 hours ago
- Less than 1% of the worldâs biggest radio telescope is complete â but its first image reveals a ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Randall Wayth, SKA-Low Senior Commissioning Scientist and Adjunct Associate Professor, Curtin Institute of Radio Astronomy, Curtin University The first image from an early working version of the SKA-Low telescope, showing around 85 galaxies. SKAO Part of the worldâs biggest mega-science facility â ...19 hours ago
Worn out colonial vehicle fails to make next step through Parliament.
King of the Road!
Old worn-out ute and shoes, I don't pay no union dues, I smoke old roaches I have found, short but not too big around
[Refrain] I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road.
Seymour shows off the capability of the more affordable military vehicles from Compass.
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Doing some Scout Master training modules…anyone fancy a bush jaunt…
reasons for delays in delivery of school lunches revealed – old vehicle and dick driver
heard the dick on the radio, tried to defend his actions rather than take responsibility and say ‘yeah, I acted like a dick, I need to learn a lesson’. Buck stops somewhere else seymour
It’s a jungle out there but gamekeeper Dave is regulating it.
Atlas agent tries to infiltrate Parliament in camouflaged vehicle.
Little lord hehaws posterior having spiffing day,
Lost lifestyler looking for Lambton Quay.
Seymour: 'this is fun..!…what will I do next ..?
I know ..!… I'll go and pee in luxons letterbox..!'
Seymour: 'i'm gonna make luxon the starmer of nz ..!
Then I will rule. !'
Seymour the Powerful: 'Move over Winston – my turn at the wheel.'
https://newsroom.co.nz/2024/09/01/an-ode-to-to-the-minister-of-cutting-red-tape-seymour-of-the-grand-scissors/
David Seymour is Acting out his Principles of Property Rights and Landownership.
The Minister of Regulation demonstrates personal responsibility by showing parliamentary security the WOF of the vintage vehicle.
You see THAT'S how you deliver school lunches!
David Seymour takes the PM's advice and does a photo opportunity for a women's magazine before becoming deputy PM. He explains his father was conceived in the vehicle and he himself is now planning to follow the family tradition.
Seymour: 'i'm gonna use this…when we do the coup….'
"Seatbelt? Who needs a seatbelt? I'm a malignant narcissist who makes the rules!"
Acts Clown Prince in clown car. Although maybe a little pennywise in that clown….
David Seymour wants a debate on why the Ram Raid Bill is redundant.
Market Leninists begin the February Revolution.
Look who is the bully is now mum
At 80 years old, this car gets better healthcare than the average New Zealander…
Andrew Bayly turns into a jerk when he tours vineyards
Seymours smirk of desperation. Despite the wheels having fallen off his coalition clown car….
The Joker in a Jeep.
Creepy as.
This guy, the one who wants to be in charge of how governance is regulated, is not the one you want on the driveway of your home – the speaker will likely seek a restraining order.
https://www.tickaroo.com/e/FIZnDTDSsf0PYJKz
Rules for Thee
But not for Me.
Seymour: 'i'll betcha trump didn't think of this'..
Seymour:'when we take over.. I'm gonna make myself a field -marshall..'