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Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 11:14 am, September 4th, 2011 - 68 comments
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  1. logie97 1

    “When you get our card we will be able to stop you spending your benefit on junk food, so enjoy it while you can!”

    • D-D-D-Damn! 1.1

      Thought Bubble coming out of elderly lady’s head: “Awww, for Fucksake !, who’s this prick ? Looks like he thinks he’s some sort of Comedian.”

      Sorry, that wasn’t meant to be funny. I’ve been led to understand that’s precisely what she was thinking.

  2. Would you like lies with that?

  3. lprent 3

    Smiling because he knows the quality of saliva provided.

  4. fabregas4 4

    “Hahahahaha, Macca’s, I was at Antoine’s last evening, and you paid for that too!”.

  5. ianmac 5

    John does something more useful than his previous 6 months put together.

  6. ianmac 6

    John gets a laugh from the little old lady’s big treat of the week.

  7. ianmac 7

    Little old lady heard to mutter, “Bastards!”

  8. kriswgtn 8

    Would you like fries with your home care cuts madam??

  9. Bill 9

    Ah-ha! Now we’ve got your details from your eftpos transaction we’ll be sending Paula round for a wee chat. Didn’t see that coming, did ya? Eating ‘maccas’ at 2.30 p.m. on a Tuesday? Bloody dole scrounger! And don’t give me that ‘I’m retired’ line. I didn’t get to be where I am today by giving a toss about retirement.

  10. joe90 10

    See, I told you, you didn’t really need that home help.

  11. you’ll be right, that’s enough for your table

    yeah – on yer bike, go on – piss off

  12. Treetop 12

    Any oppertunity to be photographed will not be turned down.

  13. Hilary 13

    You mean people really do this shit job for $13 an hour!

  14. How you like my low wage economy now bitch!

  15. felix 15

    “Thank fuck I’m not subject to youth rates, I still gets my $400k a year for this!”

  16. just saying 16

    Are you a mum madam? Can we interest you in a power company with that? (people can’t do without power ….if you know what I mean). Or how about a state monopoly accident insurer?

    Not enough money madam?

    Well, go out and get a job you lazy cow!

  17. John Key discovers a job commensurate with his abilities.

  18. GorjusGeorge 18

    “Hey, wanna take a bet on whether the old girl makes it to the table without spilling her coffee?”

  19. beats eating catfood for a change eh ?…just, HAHAHA

  20. Enjoy your healthy Maccer’s treat… would you like a “voluntary” operation with that?

  21. National introduces a new policy to reduce the numbers receiving superannuation – compulsory McD’s three times a day for everyone over 65 (excepted for Friday when it is KFC)

    • mik e 21.1

      Ian Its working for Gerry and Paula. they have their own little obesity epidemic.I’m lovin it

  22. Irascible 22

    Key checks out a life style choice for those on fixed and decreasing incomes. Waits for photo to be taken, smiles, waves and scuttles off to double dipton at Antoines for” reality fix”.

  23. fabregas4 23

    “If only you had made better choices, you could afford better food” Aside “silly old cow probably remembers egalitarian NZ”

  24. Kevin Welsh 24

    Probably the most honest work he has ever done in his life.

  25. ropata 25

    Take that tray over to Big Gerry on table 9, that’s only the first part of his 17 course breakfast

  26. tc 26

    Hurry up before bennetts order or it’ll be the salad choice only.

  27. Jenny 27

    Oliver Twist survives Dickensian London, in an effort to escape his miserable past, immigrates to New Zealand, disguises his identity, and lives to 150, yet, still get laughs at by the Beadle and his assistant when he asks for more.

  28. Paul Campbell 28

    “What were those shiny round pieces of metal she gave you?”

  29. Craig Glen Eden 29

    Customer: some things missing wheres my brighter future.

    John: oh come on dont be like that it was just an add
    you didnt honestly think I would deliver did ya?

    Maccas employee: next thing you will want a big Mac that looks like the ones in our adds.

  30. Jenny 30

    John Key attempts to……… [deleted]

  31. antithesis 31

    Helen Clark finds new job at MacDonalds upon exiting UN

  32. fabregas4 32

    “Yes, this is what you worked for all your life, your honest, decent toil, your contributions to your country, your honesty and industry have led you to this. Whats the long face for?, you will be happy to know that I’m doing fine in the polls”.

  33. Jenny 33

    Slick product placement.

    Brand John Key gets a cameo in a Mac Donalds advertisement.

  34. Pete 34

    Former Labour voter opts for something with more substance. 

  35. Adders 35

    Now that you’ve paid for that burger, how would you like to buy it again? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, loser.

  36. Jenny 36

    While on a transit stop at Honolulu airport in the US territory of Hawaii, New Zealander Lois Kent, is astounded at uncovering John Key’s real identity.

  37. fabregas4 37

    “Well ackshelly, nobody has noticed the difference after my job swap with Ronald”.

  38. Jenny 38

    John Key demonstrates how he was able to, by dint of hard work and honesty make $50 million dollars.

    • mik e 38.1

      Bank of America goes bankrupt key has to work in minimum wage job!
      New Ziland goes bankrupt after 3 years of National Govt .Key works in burger joint cos govt can’t pay Pms wages.

  39. Vicky32 39

    “Really, I may look just  like a cardboard cut out, but see how happy the woman beside me looks! She knows I can do a real job!”

  40. Don’t blame me for your liquefaction lady!

  41. Willie Maley 41

    LOLZ Iza McDonalds 4 star general now.

  42. HC 42

    Hallo dear, this is a Prime Ministerial holdup! Yes, believe it or not, this is a HOLDUP! Hand over the cash and a couple of Big Macs right away, and nothing harmful will happen. You think, you have seen me before? NO, that is impossible. I only look like him, but I have a sense of humour too, that is why I do this with a big, wide smile. All is well, my dear, all is in GOOOD Hands!

  43. Drakula 43

    The big question here is; Did he give her the correct change?

  44. Tazirev 44

    Another NACT voter short changed

  45. Whatever happens, after the 26th I’m gonna get all Edward Hyde on your arse!

  46. DJ 46

    Sorry nan’, this has to last you for the week.

  47. mikesh 47

    Milk shake? You must be kidding. You won’t be able to afford one of those.

  48. Philoff 48

    “Sorry Mam, we only have the tax cut fries and the privatisation burger.”

  49. Tom Gould 49

    Just calling it a ‘happy meal’ won’t make it so, the elderly woman thought as she collected her order from the over-dressed pimp and his crackhead bitch on the counter …

  50. Postie 50

    Fuck Up Bitch your be on this side after Nov 25th

    • mik e 50.1

      No the old person was on the serving side showing off national super savings policy because if you don’t save you’ll end up working till your ninety!

  51. We only accept your soul as payment here lady!

  52. Mac1 52

    “Tchah! We got rid of the hyenas in ’35, saw them off in ’57 and in ’72, and again in ’84 and ’99- and by God we’ll do it again in three months time…… Oi, where’s my purse?”

  53. ropata 53

    PM and corporate crony (mockingly): 5 dollar combo all you can afford you old tart, serves you right for working hard all your life and putting all your savings into blue chip. Pays better to be an investment banker not a sucker aye hahahaha

  54. kirk 54

    ‘Lady Customer Thinking’ I wonder if he washed his hands, as well as he has with our country?

  55. Jason 55

    Corporate sponsorship of NZ Govt. results in new look offices for ministers.
    “I came here seeking help” remarked one desperate pensioner as she turned away from reception area of the new Prime Ministers office,, “but the nice lady could only offer a clown in a suit and some cleverly packaged crap”.

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