web analytics

Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 7:24 am, October 14th, 2011 - 51 comments
Categories: brand key - Tags:

51 comments on “Caption contest ”

  1. Scotty 1

    Not the face, Not the face

  2. AndrewK 2

    These are not the ‘droids you’re looking for.

  3. HardlyAnonymous 3

    Some clowns have tiny bikes, I have a tiny microphone.

  4. just saying 4

    Look.
    Talk to the hand.

    (Cos I don’t give a shit.
    Ackshully.)

  5. The Voice of Reason 5

    Monorail! Monorail!

  6. Scotty 6

    Whos that?

    Thank fuck, its just you Garner

    .”I was just checking my Blind Trust”

  7. Scotty 7

    Follow me everyone
    I found this Black hole.

  8. One Anonymous Bloke 8

    “I am not a crook.”

  9. Scotty 9

    Hey dont shoot the messenger.

    Crosby Textor’s who you want.

  10. Deuto 10

    Ackshully, as I can’t speak English prply, will try Sign Language. Worked for Bob Parker!

    PS – no disrespect of NZSL or its users meant: though it was great to see NZ’s third language being used/recognised publicly in the Christchurch disaster press conferences etc.

  11. Scotty 11

    Key on Papamoa beach
    Five days too late.

  12. ianmac 12

    Look into my eyes. You are in my power. You love me. You love me. No matter what I say or do. You love me. You love me.

  13. pull my finger, any finger…

  14. Steve 14

    Anyone got a magic wand? Anyone? Put it right here…

  15. joe90 15

    I mean, money isn’t everything. Think of clouds and daisies, and the lovely smiles on little babies’ faces.

  16. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!”

  17. Richard Down South 17

    “Anyone got a working magic wand?”

  18. ak 18

    See folks? Nothing in this hand….nothing up the sleeve….nothing between the ear – BEHIND! – behind the ears! (oh god, help me mum – I MEAN GUYON! …help me Steve, make it end…)

  19. Fair and Balanced? 19

    “…and …POOF… The money is gone!”

    • Steve 19.1

      “…and POOF, I jet off to my mansion in Hawaii and whoever’s left deals with this mess. So that’s the brighter future plan, any questions?”

  20. Put that shoe down!
    ———————
    No it’s not a lie if a lot of people believe it
    ———————
    The Prime Minister demonstrates how the credit downgrade was just a trick of the light
    ———————
    After facing opposition, PM tries to fade into the background
    ———————
    PM realises his hallo has fallen and it’s not showing him in a good light
    ———————
    PM explains to Shane Warne the move he put on Liz Hurley
    ———————
    Key, wanting to get back at Annette King for the scumbag remark, practices the “woman and stairs” move his friend Tony Veitch taught him
    ———————

  21. r0b 21

    Now watch as I make the rest of the economy vanish… 
     

  22. sally 22

    “I have a vision – a grand vision – of my face. On billboards. Everywhere.”

  23. Cin77 23

    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

  24. Deadly_NZ 24

    Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs. Abracadabra 170,000 jobs.

  25. so you hold the little oil-caked bird like this and then using this cotton wool bud you begin to gently wipe the feathers…

  26. Andy-Roo 26

    What are you doing with that crucifix…

  27. felix 27

    “Nothing can stop.. THE CLAW!!!”

  28. Ianupnorth 28

    This PM will self destruct before November 26th

  29. McFlock 29

    Ying Skywalkah, unly now, it the und, do ya realise tha drew poweh of tha Dick Side… Gut ruddy for my sparkly lightning fungutups… any sukund now…

  30. Mac1 30

    The only thing straight with this man is his tie!

  31. flatscreenface 31

    …and when they finally got home and got out of the car…there was a bloody hook hanging from the door handle…ripped from the arm of the psycho stockbroker…

  32. fender 32

    Yeah look I know Im wearing Winstons pinstripe jacket but like Ive said… I wont work with NZ First…Ive just borrowed it cos after visiting Tauranga all my clothes are ruined.

  33. Treetop 33

    Possum caught in the headlights.

    He suddenly remembered he was the PM and it was all a bit much for him.

  34. fender 34

    – As you can tell from the lighting I’m determined to return NZ into the Dark Ages.
    – Yes I know its dark but I’ve had a fallout with the mates I sold the power companies to and they cut supply despite the fact its unaffordable anyway.
    – Its not Dark Yet…but its getting there. (B. Dylan)
    – Despite “enjoying a large lead in the polls” I’m practising in case I lose for a new role as head of Destiny Church.

  35. rod 35

    The Brighter Future looks a bit dark from where I’m standing Johnny Boy.

  36. happynz 36

    Why yes, I am a short-fingered vulgarian.

  37. “Sure it looks like I’m trying to do one of those scary torch faces, but is the lighting catching my All Black’s Silver Fern?”

  38. peterlepaysan 38

    Trust me trust me trust me trust me……………..i am honest John
    (repeat above ad infinitum)

  39. Jenny 39

    Disturbingly lifelike Hollowman skin suit found hanging inside an abandoned Christchurch warehouse.

  40. Maynard J 40

    “Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes…you now think that you’re better off under National. You think that you have a job. You will tell everyone it’s thanks to me.”

  41. fender 41

    – Police release photo of man wanted for State Owned Asset robbery.
    – PM proves to David Copperfield you can make State Owned Assets disappear.
    -” Dont worry about the lights going out NZ… I’ve got container loads of candles coming on the Rena”

  42. fender 42

    No no it’s not a solar eclipse… its just Paula or Gerry moving behind me.

  43. locus 43

    now the peasants have voted me back in for another 3 years there’ll be no more backchat from you f**rs in the media

  44. M 44

    “Observe me, my dears, how I have ruined the economy and our credit rating with just one clammy hand.”

  45. M 45

    “Steady on, Bronagh, there’s no need for a crossbow – I didn’t really mean you were a hobbit. I did it to further my career and our trips to Hawai’i.”

  46. Rosalind 46

    Yes, electricity will be more expensive, but see, dark really isn’t that bad…

Recent Comments

Recent Posts

  • Government's response to preliminary referendums' results
    Minister of Justice Andrew Little has acknowledged the provisional results of the two referendums voted on in the 2020 General Election. New Zealanders were asked whether they supported the proposed Cannabis Legalisation and Control Bill, and whether they supported the End of Life Choice Act 2019 coming into force. On ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 days ago
  • New testing requirements for international maritime crew arriving in NZ
    The Government is moving to provide further protection against the chance of COVID-19 entering New Zealand through the maritime border.  “Yesterday I instructed officials to consult with the maritime sector around tightening of the requirements for international maritime crew entering the country,” Health Minister Chris Hipkins said.  “Ultimately, this will ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 days ago
  • Fast-tracked Northland water project will accelerate economic recovery
    The Government has welcomed the decision to approve a new water storage reservoir in Northland, the first of a number of infrastructure projects earmarked for a speedy consenting process that aims to accelerate New Zealand’s economic recovery from Covid-19.  The Matawii Water Storage Reservoir will provide drinking water for Kaikohe, ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    4 days ago
  • Tokelau Language Week reminds us to stay united and strong
    Staying strong in the face of challenges and being true to our heritage and languages are key to preserving our cultural identity and wellbeing, is the focus of the 2020 Tokelau Language Week. Minister for Pacific Peoples, Aupito William Sio, says this year’s theme, ‘Apoapo tau foe, i nā tāfea ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    1 week ago
  • NZ announces a third P-3 deployment in support of UN sanctions
    The Government has deployed a Royal New Zealand Air Force P-3K2 Orion (P-3) maritime patrol aircraft to support the implementation of United Nations Security Council (UNSC) resolutions imposing sanctions against North Korea, announced Minister of Foreign Affairs Winston Peters and Minister of Defence Ron Mark. “New Zealand has long supported ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 weeks ago
  • Pacific trade and development agreement a reality
    Pacific regional trade and development agreement PACER Plus will enter into force in 60 days now that the required eight countries have ratified it. Trade and Export Growth Minister David Parker welcomed the announcement that the Cook Islands is the eighth nation to ratify this landmark agreement. “The agreement represents ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 weeks ago
  • Securing a pipeline of teachers
    The Government is changing its approach to teacher recruitment as COVID-19 travel restrictions continue, by boosting a range of initiatives to get more Kiwis into teaching. “When we came into Government, we were faced with a teacher supply crisis,” Education Minister Chris Hipkins said. “Over the past three years, we ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    3 weeks ago
  • Border exceptions for a small number of international students with visas
    The Government has established a new category that will allow 250 international PhD and postgraduate students to enter New Zealand and continue their studies, in the latest set of border exceptions. “The health, safety and wellbeing of people in New Zealand remains the Government’s top priority. Tight border restrictions remain ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    3 weeks ago
  • First COVID-19 vaccine purchase agreement signed
    The Government has signed an agreement to purchase 1.5 million COVID-19 vaccines – enough for 750,000 people – from Pfizer and BioNTech, subject to the vaccine successfully completing all clinical trials and passing regulatory approvals in New Zealand, say Research, Science and Innovation Minister Megan Woods and Health Minister Chris Hipkins. ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    3 weeks ago
  • International statement – End-to-end encryption and public safety
    We, the undersigned, support strong encryption, which plays a crucial role in protecting personal data, privacy, intellectual property, trade secrets and cyber security.  It also serves a vital purpose in repressive states to protect journalists, human rights defenders and other vulnerable people, as stated in the 2017 resolution of the ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    3 weeks ago
  • Ministry of Defence Biodefence Assessment released
    The Ministry of Defence has today released a Defence Assessment examining Defence’s role across the spectrum of biological hazards and threats facing New Zealand. Biodefence: Preparing for a New Era of Biological Hazards and Threats looks at how the NZDF supports other agencies’ biodefence activities, and considers the context of ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    3 weeks ago