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- 10 of our favourite Chris Hipkins momentsItâs Chris Hipkinsâ birthday today, and to celebrate weâre taking a look back at some of his most defining moments. During his time at Parliament, heâs led New Zealand through some difficult times, delivered change that will make a real difference to Kiwis' lives, and given us a few laughs. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Show us your costingsRevelations on Newshub tonight that National only got an expert to review their tax plan two days after it was released adds further fuel to the call for Christopher Luxon and Nicola Willis to release all costings and advice they have received on it, Labour Finance Spokesperson Grant Robertson said. ...3 weeks ago
- Nationalâs climate pledge a jokeTodayâs pledge from the National Party to deliver net zero carbon by 2050 is a bad-faith, disingenuous, and empty promise. ...3 weeks ago
- Glenfield Policy AnnouncementNo MP pay rises until essential workers get one first. The pay freeze for parliamentarians is due to end this year, with a hefty pay rise forecasted. The fact is when this announcement was made that Members of Parliament would receive a pay rise, in the middle of an ...3 weeks ago
- Government invests further in Central Hawkeâs Bay resilience
The Government has today confirmed $2.5 million to fund a replace and upgrade a stopbank to protect the Waipawa Drinking Water Treatment Plant. âAs a result of Cyclone Gabrielle, the original stopbank protecting the Waipawa Drinking Water Treatment Plant was destroyed. The plant was operational within 6 weeks of the ...16 hours ago - Govt boost for Hawkeâs Bay cyclone waste clean-upAnother $2.1 million to boost capacity to deal with waste left in Cyclone Gabrielleâs wake. Funds for Hastings District Council, Phoenix Contracting and Hog Fuel NZ to increase local waste-processing infrastructure. The Government is beefing up Hawkeâs Bayâs Cyclone Gabrielle clean-up capacity with more support dealing with the massive amount ...17 hours ago
- TaupĹ Supercars revs up with Government supportThe future of Supercars events in New Zealand has been secured with new Government support. The Government is getting engines started through the Major Events Fund, a special fund to support high profile events in New Zealand that provide long-term economic, social and cultural benefits. âThe Repco Supercars Championship is ...18 hours ago
- There is no recession in NZ, economy grows nearly 1 percent in June quarterThe economy has turned a corner with confirmation today New Zealand never was in recession and stronger than expected growth in the June quarter, Finance Minister Grant Robertson said. âThe New Zealand economy is doing better than expected,â Grant Robertson said. âItâs continuing to grow, with the latest figures showing ...20 hours ago
- Highest legal protection for New Zealandâs largest freshwater springsThe Government has accepted the Environment Courtâs recommendation to give special legal protection to New Zealandâs largest freshwater springs, Te WaikoropupĹŤ Springs (also known as PupĹŤ Springs), Environment Minister David Parker announced today.  âTe WaikoropupĹŤ Springs, near Takaka in Golden Bay, have the second clearest water in New Zealand after ...21 hours ago
- More support for victims of migrant exploitationTemporary package of funding for accommodation and essential living support for victims of migrant exploitation Exploited migrant workers able to apply for a further Migrant Exploitation Protection Visa (MEPV), giving people more time to find a job Free job search assistance to get people back into work Use of 90-day ...2 days ago
- Strong export boost as NZ economy turns cornerAn export boost is supporting New Zealandâs economy to grow, adding to signs that the economy has turned a corner and is on a stronger footing as we rebuild from Cyclone Gabrielle and lock in the benefits of multiple new trade deals, Finance Minister Grant Robertson says. âThe economy is ...2 days ago
- Funding approved for flood resilience work in Te KarakaThe Government has approved $15 million to raise about 200 homes at risk of future flooding. More than half of this is expected to be spent in the TairÄwhiti settlement of Te Karaka, lifting about 100 homes there. âTe Karaka was badly hit during Cyclone Gabrielle when the WaipÄoa River ...2 days ago
- Further business support for cyclone-affected regionsThe Government is helping businesses recover from Cyclone Gabrielle and attract more people back into their regions. âCyclone Gabrielle has caused considerable damage across North Island regions with impacts continuing to be felt by businesses and communities,â Economic Development Minister Barbara Edmonds said. âBuilding on our earlier business support, this ...2 days ago
- New maintenance facility at Burnham Military Camp underwayDefence Minister Andrew Little has turned the first sod to start construction of a new Maintenance Support Facility (MSF) at Burnham Military Camp today. âThis new state-of-art facility replaces Second World War-era buildings and will enable our Defence Force to better maintain and repair equipment,â Andrew Little said. âThis Government ...2 days ago
- Foreign Minister to attend United Nations General AssemblyForeign Minister Nanaia Mahuta will represent New Zealand at the 78th Session of the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) in New York this week, before visiting Washington DC for further Pacific focussed meetings. Nanaia Mahuta will be in New York from Wednesday 20 September, and will participate in UNGA leaders ...3 days ago
- Midwivesâ pay equity offer reachedAround 1,700 Te Whatu Ora employed midwives and maternity care assistants will soon vote on a proposed pay equity settlement agreed by Te Whatu Ora, the Midwifery Employee Representation and Advisory Service (MERAS) and New Zealand Nurses Association (NZNO), Minister of Health Dr Ayesha Verrall announced today. âAddressing historical pay ...7 days ago
- New Zealand provides support to MoroccoAotearoa New Zealand will provide humanitarian support to those affected by last weekâs earthquake in Morocco, Foreign Minister Nanaia Mahuta announced today. âWe are making a contribution of $1 million to the International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies (IFRC) to help meet humanitarian needs,â Nanaia Mahuta said. ...1 week ago
- Government invests in West Coastâs roading resilienceThe Government is investing over $22 million across 18 projects to improve the resilience of roads in the West Coast that have been affected by recent extreme weather, Prime Minister Chris Hipkins confirmed today. A dedicated Transport Resilience Fund has been established for early preventative works to protect the state ...1 week ago
- Government invests in Greymouthâs futureThe Government has today confirmed a $2 million grant towards the regeneration of Greymouthâs CBD with construction of a new two-level commercial and public facility. âIt will include a visitor facility centred around a new library. Additionally, it will include retail outlets on the ground floor, and both outdoor and ...1 week ago
- Nanaia Mahuta to attend PIF Foreign Ministersâ MeetingForeign Minister Nanaia Mahuta will attend the Pacific Islands Forum (PIF) Foreign Ministersâ Meeting, in Suva, Fiji alongside New Zealandâs regional counterparts. âAotearoa New Zealand is deeply committed to working with our pacific whanau to strengthen our cooperation, and share ways to combat the challenges facing the Blue Pacific Continent,â ...1 week ago
- PREFU shows no recession, growing economy, more jobs and wages ahead of inflationEconomy to grow 2.6 percent on average over forecast period Treasury not forecasting a recession Inflation to return to the 1-3 percent target band next year Wages set to grow 4.8 percent a year over forecast period Unemployment to peak below the long-term average Fiscal Rules met - Net debt ...1 week ago
- New cancer centre opens in ChristchurchPrime Minister Chris Hipkins and Minister of Health Dr Ayesha Verrall proudly opened the Canterbury Cancer Centre in Christchurch today. The new facility is the first of its kind and was built with $6.5 million of funding from the Governmentâs Infrastructure Reference Group scheme for shovel-ready projects allocated in 2020. ...1 week ago
- Government invests in top of the southâs roading resilience$12 million to improve the resilience of roads in the Nelson, Marlborough and Tasman regions Hope Bypass earmarked in draft Government Policy Statement on land transport $127 million invested in the top of the southâs roads since flooding in 2021 and 2022 The Government is investing over $12 million to ...2 weeks ago
- New Zealanders continue to support the revitalisation of te reo as we celebrate Te Wiki o te Reo MÄ...Ko tÄnei te wiki e whakanui ana i tĹ tÄtou reo rangatira. Ko te wÄ tuku reo MÄori, e whakanuia tahitia ai te reo ahakoa kei hea ake tÄnÄ me tÄnÄ o tÄtou, ka tĹŤ Ä te RÄtĹŤ te 14 o Mahuru, Ä te 12 o ngÄ hÄora i te ahiahi. ...2 weeks ago
- New Wildlife Act to better protect native speciesThe 70-year-old Wildlife Act will be replaced with modern, fit-for-purpose legislation to better protect native species and improve biodiversity, Minister of Conservation Willow-Jean Prime has announced.  âNew species legislation is urgently needed to address New Zealandâs biodiversity crisis,â Willow-Jean Prime said.  âMore than 4,000 of our native species are currently ...2 weeks ago
- Further safety initiatives for Auckland City CentreCentral and Local Government are today announcing a range of new measures to tackle low-level crime and anti-social behaviour in the Auckland CBD to complement Police scaling up their presence in the area. âPolice have an important role to play in preventing and responding to crime, but there is more ...2 weeks ago
- Govt confirms additional support for Enabling Good LivesThe Government has confirmed $73.7 million over the next four years and a further $40.5m in outyears to continue to transform the disability support system, Minister for Disability Issues Priyanca Radhakrishnan has announced. âThe Enabling Good Lives (EGL) approach is a framework which guides positive change for disabled people, ...2 weeks ago
- New Zealand gets AAA credit rating from S&PStandard and Poorâs is the latest independent credit rating agency to endorse the Governmentâs economic management in the face of a deteriorating global economy. S&P affirmed New Zealandâs long term local currency rating at AAA and foreign currency rating at AA+ with a stable outlook. It follows Fitch affirming New ...2 weeks ago
- Appointment of Environment Court JudgeChristchurch barrister Kelvin Reid has been appointed as a Judge of the Environment Court and the District Court, Attorney-General David Parker announced today. Mr Reid has extensive experience in Resource Management Act issues, including water quality throughout the South Island. He was appointed to the Technical Advisory Group advising the ...2 weeks ago
- NZâs biggest ever emissions reduction project hits milestoneNew Zealand is on track to have greener steel as soon as 2026 with New Zealand Steelâs electric arc furnace project reaching a major milestone today.  The Government announced a conditional partnership with New Zealand Steel in May to deliver the countryâs largest emissions reduction project to date. Half of ...2 weeks ago
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- 50,000 charges laid in crack down on gangsPolice Minister Ginny Andersen has today congratulated Police in their efforts to crack down on gangs, after laying 50,000 charges against gang members and their associates through the hugely successful Operation Cobalt. As at 31 August, Police have: Laid 50,396 criminal charges against gang members and their associates Issued 64,524 ...2 weeks ago
- Farmers and cyclone-affected properties supported with tax rule changesThe Government has confirmed details of the tax changes to the bright-line test for cyclone-damaged properties, with the release of the required legislative amendments. Revenue Minister Barbara Edmonds has released a Supplementary Order Paper (SOP) to be considered by the Finance and Expenditure Committee in the next Parliament, as it ...2 weeks ago
- New Zealand wins CPTPP dispute against CanadaMinister for Trade and Export Growth Damien OâConnor has welcomed the CPTPP Panelâs ruling in favour of New Zealand in our dispute against Canada, a significant win for our primary sector exporters. The Panel found that Canadaâs dairy quota administration is inconsistent with its obligations under the Comprehensive and Progressive ...2 weeks ago
- New intensive turnaround programme launched to break the cycle of offending The next phase of the Governmentâs response to youth crime is underway, with an intensive programme for the countryâs most prolific young offenders launched today in Auckland, Minister for Children Kelvin Davis said. The programme, announced by Prime Minister Chris Hipkins in July, will see up to 60 recidivist young ...2 weeks ago
- Government extends report date for COVID inquiryThe Government has agreed to a request from the Royal Commission of Inquiry into COVID-19 for extra three months to deliver its final report. The Royal Commission was established in 2022 to strengthen New Zealandâs preparedness for any future pandemics. It was originally due to conclude mid-2024. âThe Commission has ...2 weeks ago
- Wainuiomata school property upgrade making great progressThe Wainuiomata High School redevelopment is making great progress, with two more classroom blocks set to be complete by the end of the month, Prime Minister Chris Hipkins announced today. The Prime Minister visited today to see first-hand the progress of the redevelopment which is continuing at pace and is ...2 weeks ago
- Language week focuses on sustaining Lea Faka-TongaNew Zealandâs Tongan community are coming together to promote language sustainability this week, as Uike Lea Faka-Tonga â Tongan Language Week begins. âFor our Pacific communities, language is more than just a means of communication. Itâs an important way to link generations and maintain connections to our ancestral roots,â Barbara ...3 weeks ago
- Raw Politics: Hipkins' strange failure to fire
This week on the Raw Politics podcast: We ask why Labour leader Chris Hipkins has failed to fire, as his party would have hoped, in this campaign so far. Plus: this week's debate, the latest polls and how relatively good economic news changes things in the run-up to election day. ...57 mins ago - Minor parties get fired up over crime and punishment
Crime has been one of the dominant themes of this election campaign and it proved to be the hot button in the second televised debate this week. As Mark Jennings writes, the leaders of the minor parties were taking no prisoners in their battle for crucial votes. TV Viewers interested ...1 hour ago - Electorates to watch: Candidates fight for face time in Whanganui
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Football, netball, cricket and rugby - it's all on for Kiwi women's sports teams across the globe this weekend. Merryn Anderson gives the lowdown on all the Ferns action. Did you think, with the wave of World Cups receding from our shores, women's sport was about ...2 hours ago - A bright idea for Naseby
A tiny town in Central Otago that's already on the world map â for something a little different â is set to notch up another first in a few weeks if its sky high ambitions go to plan. Not content with its world famous curling rink to draw visitors, Naseby, population ...2 hours ago - I don't want Te PÄti MÄori choosing my electoral roll
The MÄori party is attempting to take us back to 1975 when MÄori did not have a choice ...2 hours ago - The major health crisis ignored by election campaigns
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To lead Labour to victory, Chris Hipkins would have to repeat a unique feat ...2 hours ago - Mayor Brown's Auckland Deal is the real deal
Mayor is right when he says a new relationship between government and the council is required ...2 hours ago - Govt suggests barring development in climate-exposed areas
New National Policy Statement prioritises nature-based adaptation. ...2 hours ago - Daily crossword, Friday 22 September
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Winston Peters is predicting a mini-Budget before Christmas and says it will come from a government his party will help form with 'like-minded parties' after the election It was an eclectic and unexpected mix of current and former politicians who fronted the Business North Harbour finance debate on Thursday. Initially billed ...2 hours ago - Newsroom daily quiz, Friday 22 September
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A third of voters remain undecided in the MÄori electorate of Ikaroa-RÄwhiti, a new poll is showing. ...7 hours ago - Grattan on Friday: Albanese government faces an uphill road and angry locals as it drives change to ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra Fire fear is gripping many Australians, with extremely high temperatures for September. One day this week some 20 schools on the New South Wales south coast were closed, amid rising weather risk. Sydney national parks ...8 hours ago - Cracks appear soon after show of unity from ACT, NZ First leadersAnalysis: David Seymour and Winston Peters indicated they could work together in government, but then went on to undermine each other in a lively debate. ...8 hours ago
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- Coming up: The minor parties go head to headNewshubâs live Powerbrokers debate is at 7.30pm â and we couldnât be more excited. A couple of us are in the studio as it all plays out and weâll keep you up to date on any important moments. Because weâve heard a lot from the Chrises on this campaign, but ...12 hours ago
- View from The Hill: Josh Frydenberg puts political ambition aside to remain in businessSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra Former Treasurer Josh Frydenbergâs decision to put a business future before an attempted political revival is a blow for the Liberal Party, but a relief for the teal member for Kooyong, Monique Ryan. Opposition ...12 hours ago
- Election 2023: Sarah Pallett, Hamish Campbell and Raf Manji vye for Ilam's voteIlam's candidates are out campaigning for the public's vote, an electorate with a split voter base. ...13 hours ago
- Chris Luxon stands firm on spilling any more beans on policy trade-offs ahead of electionNational's leader won't make clear post-election negotiation trade-offs his party might make beyond what's already been indicated. ...13 hours ago
- 'Shattered': MÄori health board head says National plans a huge step backThe head of Te Punanga Ora says National's policies for changes to MÄori health partnership boards would 'lock in' poorer health for whÄnau. ...14 hours ago
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- A COVID inquiry has been announced. But is COVID still a thing? Do I need a booster?Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michael Toole, Associate Principal Research Fellow, Burnet Institute Shutterstock Todayâs announcement of an independent inquiry into Australiaâs COVID response will examine how weâve handled the pandemic and how we could better prepare for the next one.But ...14 hours ago
- Politics with Michelle Grattan: ANU Vice-Chancellor Brian Schmidt on the challenges universities fac...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra Australiaâs higher education sector is under heavy scrutiny. Still recovering from the impact of COVID and criticised for its treatment of staff, it faces strong pressures to step up its performance. The government launched a ...15 hours ago- NZ election 2023: Dear NZ, our foundations are in ruin and thereâs no political courage for tomor...
COMMENTARY: By Martyn Bradbury Aotearoa New Zealandâs opposition â and poll leader â National Partyâs three biggest donors have a combined net worth of $15 billion. The bottom 50 percent of NZ has $23 billion. The top 5 percent of New Zealanders own roughly 50 percent of New Zealandâs wealth, ...15 hours ago- Australia has officially given up on eradicating the Varroa mite. Now what?
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Commenting on the updates to ACTâs alternative budget, Taxpayersâ Union Policy Adviser, James Ross, said: âThe only true tax cut is a spending cut, and we welcome ACTâs commitment to tackling the damage caused by 6 years of Labourâs dangerous ...15 hours ago- Moana Maniapoto challenges Winston Peters on campaign rhetoric
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In the build up to October 14, weâve asked a smattering of MPs and candidates from across the country for their favourite door knocking story from the campaign. Today: Nationalâs candidate for the MÄori seat of TÄmaki Makaurau, Hinurewa te Hau. We are door knocking the MÄori seat of TÄmaki ...16 hours ago- Newsletter: September 21 2023 â Items of interest and importance today
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Environmentalists have welcomed news that the orange roughy catch will be cut by 40%, but say the need for a bottom trawling ban on seamounts is more urgent than ever. Oceans and Fisheries Minister Rachel Brooking announced a cut to the orange ...16 hours ago- WorkSafe Job Losses Another Reminder Of Risks To Public Services This Election
Working people will bear the brunt of WorkSafeâs proposal for a deep and wide restructuring that was announced today said the New Zealand Council of Trade Unions. âReducing WorkSafeâs capacity and capability is the wrong thing to be undertaking ...16 hours ago- Curious Kids: what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Ellen K. Mather, Adjunct Associate Lecturer in Palaeontology, Flinders University Shutterstock/Edited by The Conversation What came first, the chicken or the egg? â Grace, age 12, Melbourne Hi Grace! Thanks for this great question. Itâs an age-old dilemma ...16 hours ago- Government Penalises Sustainable Forestry In The ETS
The government announced today that it will impose an annual $30 per hectare charge on forestry projects that use exotic trees in the Emissions Trading Scheme (ETS). This will be another nail in the coffin of sustainable forestry and climate action ...17 hours ago- Health And Safety Of Workers At Risk With WorkSafe Restructuring Proposal
Workplaces will be less safe following WorkSafeâs decision to significantly restructure the organisation, says the Public Service Association. WorkSafe today unveiled restructuring plans which, if implemented, would significantly impact the organisationâs workforce, ...17 hours ago- I started reading Dan Carterâs self-help book for a joke. I finished it a changed man
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The Act Party has adjusted its alternative budget after last weekâs pre-election fiscal update (Prefu). Itâs seen the party amend its proposed tax cuts, which would now be phased in over a period between 2023 and 2027. The lowest tax rate would still be adjusted to 17.5%, applying to all ...17 hours ago- Act revises proposed tax cuts after Prefu
The Act Party has adjusted its alternative budget after last weekâs pre-election fiscal update (Prefu). Itâs seen the party amend its proposed tax cuts, which would now be phased in over a period between 2023 and 2027. The lowest tax rate would still be adjusted to 17.5%, applying to all ...17 hours ago- Stripping Russiaâs veto power on the Security Council is all but impossible. Perhaps we should exp...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Tamsin Phillipa Paige, Senior Lecturer, Deakin University Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has lambasted the UN Security Council yet again, saying in a speech this week that as long as Russia has veto power on the body, it will remain powerless to do ...17 hours ago- Watch: ACT leader David Seymour reveals alternative budget
ACT has unveiled changes to its alternative budget, including softening its tax cuts, delaying its defence funding boost, and speeding up superannuation age rises. ...17 hours ago- Watch: ACT leader David Seymour reveals alternative budget
ACT has unveiled changes to its alternative budget, including softening its tax cuts, delaying its defence funding boost, and speeding up superannuation age rises. ...17 hours ago- Nationalâs peaked in the polls, claims Hipkins
Chris Hipkins has conjured up a new attack line related to Nationalâs poll performance: theyâve peaked. Speaking to reporters in Napier, the Labour leader was asked to comment on the latest 1News Verian poll released last night. It showed National 10 points ahead of Labour on 37% to 27%. But ...17 hours ago- Nationalâs peaked in the polls, claims Hipkins
Chris Hipkins has conjured up a new attack line related to Nationalâs poll performance: theyâve peaked. Speaking to reporters in Napier, the Labour leader was asked to comment on the latest 1News Verian poll released last night. It showed National 10 points ahead of Labour on 37% to 27%. But ...17 hours ago- Taxpayersâ Union Welcomes Nationalâs Plan To Revive The International Education Sector
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"They're crook ... but they hold people up with a silver pen rather than a gun." ...18 hours ago- Election 2023: Law and order debate sees fiery clash of policy
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“Now I’ll show you a magic trick…”
Peter Jackson – massive cock, small cock ring
It’s easier for a camel to pass through this ring than it is for a rich man to get into the kingdom of God.
…..and then I was given this ring by all the grateful guys who were employed on my movie………………..
Look the OIA is making my ring prolapse!
“I know it’s bigger than the eye of a needle but I still don’t think I could fit my fat lying arse through it”
smell my ringfinger
In the spirit of marriage equality and a law change, John, with this ring I thee wed. (thinks: “after that Key’ll do anything for me…. bathe me, feed me, clothe me and keep me in the manner to which I feel I’m entitled to.” ) Oh, and I’ll have a knighthood while you’re kneeling thanks, John..
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That’ll be fine. Now we just need to insert it into Jonkey’s nose, attach the lead, and he’ll follow us to the table to sign off the tax rebates.
“A ring is a sign of a life-long Union?”
“I used to make good movies when this sort of prop was only made out of a brass washer”.
After Thursday, the Pope’s “fisherman’s ring” will also be destroyed…..
“This is *so* worth more than 30 pieces of silver…”
I’d be NOTHING without Tolkien’s masterwork. The other films I made were plain boring with special effects. I did respect and love the LOTRs and produced the film millions of fans wanted, otherwise I’d still be a nobody. Thankyou Tolkien! Problem!? I now thanks to Tolien think I’m special! YUK!
And then, I put one of these through the nose of every low-paid worker who worked on my movies!!
” I don’t remember selling my soul? Did I?”
The precious made me do it!!!
Best yet
O mighty Sauron, I thank thee
thy Ring of Power worked perfectly on the sleepy hobbits of Aotearoa
Percy.Jackson and the Lighting Theives. (oh no young Bob, you haven’t got one of those birthmarks shaped like a banana have you, or, or, or a tattoo saying “Get it here” ? )
” Government Health Warning “. …May harm unprotected workers
If you look close enough you can see LOTR episode 1, then Hobitt Episode 1….ah the possibilities.
Geez what a smuck the gov’t were all those years of negotiating with Hollywood made that soooo easy.
If you like it you can put a ring on it….our labor laws come with some binding measures.
All I had to do was sit in my directors chair, hypnotise John and Gerry with this ring and they played their part.
I believe I win this round?
Now I have millions from the NZ tax payer, I can now afford to get my cross eyes fixed.
The real gold ring is when I ring John Key.
If only john would put it on and disa-bloody-ppear!
Peter Jerkson and his ring that his bride left behind, wanting nothing to do with him.
You know……..my arsehole’s not much bigger than this, but still………John and Gerry climbed right on up there. Fuckwits !
Is that you John?
My precious…………..
EGO!
I must remember to dispose of this really important safety ring I removed from the engine of Simon Whipp’s motorcycle.
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All I need is one made out of the gold fillings of exterminated trade unionists….
(Pushes the boundaries, I know, but I feel that we are one little step closer to those shit hole dictatorships where unionists are thrown in prison and tortured)
“I really can’t tale [sic] any more of this toxic nonsense. All I want to do is make films! I haven’t been able to think about the movie for 3 weeks.”
My ring is really starting to burn now, why do they hates us so John? Sauron would not have put up with a beastly OIA. These filthy Hobbitses are waking up, damn them.
Do we cares tho really? my two other massive turds choking the pre release Hobbit 2.2 and 2.3 pipeline will top up the pension funds anyway.
Hey if I look real close I can see the purile little founding member of anonymous adding typos to everyone comments.
“”Naught” the regard I have for workers rights.”