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The first of Shearer’s cut backs.
or
It’ll make your head look like my balls.
Shearer is a shearer.
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Now I’m off to get the swastika tattooed on my skinhead.
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Shearer wants me to look more like him, and I want him to adopt me so I can call him daddy.
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Stupid guy doesn’t realise it’s only fools gold(en) locks.
Baldhead
No, Dick Head
Parliamentary cleaner on $13.75/hr to clean up the mess after these $60/hr guys finish larking about.
hahaha…
Subtext: We’re morally righteous good causes but we’re also happy go lucky lads, you know, like JK.
Subsubtext: We’re just like you regular morons out there in voterspace.
Subsubsubtext: Please vote for us!
Meanwhile….Rome burns.
Subtext: We’re all for morally righteous good causes but we’re also happy go lucky lads, you know, like JK.
Subsubtext: We’re just like you regular morons out there in voterspace.
Subsubsubtext: Please vote for us!
Meanwhile….Rome burns.
Vote Labour in 2014, so us well-off white dudes can keep having a lark.
Cheap as chips.
You call that a close shave ?
Let me get my razor ..
The first cut was Cunliffe, the second was those pollies who object to my leadership,
the third will be to cut blogs,opinions and those damn polls, chippie has been a rock in
my quest for control,he told me what pollies didn’t vote for me,so i rewarded him
with a haircut,he loves it.
What’s that you say, what about the people, who gives a s–t about them,it’s all
about me.
Haw Haw Haw we’re fucking your party.
Stunned by Paratas’ lunacy, Shearer decides to fight fire with fire, and announces
Billy Bibbit as Labours’ Education shadow minister.
After many failures. In a world first, Dr Shearer preps a volunteer for an experiment in inserting a microchip into the human brain that can convince an average human being of the benefits of privatising the military.
clever
I was going to ask Cunliffe to do it … … until I watched a DVD of Sweeney Todd.
Psst – guys, we said we wanted the bankers to take a haircut…
lol
Richardpate …
Excellent
+1
Sorry mate but that hair is just too red…
After being expelled from the party, Mumblefuck opens his own hair salon named Mumblecut, his first customer is the former golden boy wonder who is preparing himself for boot camp.
We’re a couple of fuckwits.
‘I shall bare an ugly soul for you.’
Let’s emphasise the foul mouth, promote the whip least fit for office, but you bunny your reshuffle leads to your eventual demise…..Grant is salivating…..
Dave: See? Cuts only mean it takes longer to get growth.
Peter Garotte
Boring as a dead fish and Chippies!!!
“Just a little prick….!”
“there’ll be no more argggggh”
Gang initiation!
Each thug wants to look harder than the next.
Not meant to be humorous.
That is an emotion I do not feel when these two prats are in my view.
He told me he wanted to look like Rodney Hide.
No no no, it should be cut em off at the Ankles
Does Shearer take everything literally?
class
We’re giving each other Brazilians later.
Free Tibet!
Proof that with Chippie, there’s nothing up top.
Trev was right you will do anything he says.
Yeah, we know there’s no charity we’re doing this for but people won’t know that – they’ll just think there must be one because why else would we be doing this?
Baaaaaaaa, what’s next trev n phil ?
So, Chris, why do you think it is that whenever I finish telling people what Labour now stands for they ask me what question I’m replying to?
Looks like Chris Carter
AVE Cato reborn
I do This to make my ears look smaller