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- Pacific languages funding reopens Minister for Pacific Peoples Aupito William Sio says the reopening of the Ministry for Pacific Peoplesâ (MPP) Languages Funding in 2021 will make sure there is a future for Pacific languages. âLanguage is the key to the wellbeing for Pacific people. It affirms our identity as Pasifika and ...5 days ago
- ERANZ speech April 2021It is a pleasure to be here tonight. Thank you Cameron for the introduction and thank you for ERANZ for also hosting this event. Last week in fact, we had one of the largest gatherings in our sector, Downstream 2021. I have heard from my officials that the discussion on ...5 days ago
- Strengthening MÄori knowledge in science and innovationResearch, Science and Innovation Minister Megan Woods has today announced the 16 projects that will together get $3.9 million through the 2021 round of Te PĆ«naha Hihiko: Vision MÄtauranga Capability Fund, further strengthening the Governmentâs commitment to MÄori knowledge in science and innovation. Â âWe received 78 proposals - the highest ...5 days ago
- Government delivers next phase of climate actionThe Government is delivering on a key election commitment to tackle climate change, by banning new low and medium temperature coal-fired boilers and partnering with the private sector to help it transition away from fossil fuels. This is the first major announcement to follow the release of the Climate Commissionâs ...5 days ago
- Continued investment in Central Otago schools supports roll growthSix projects, collectively valued at over $70 million are delivering new schools, classrooms and refurbished buildings across Central Otago and are helping to ease the pressure of growing rolls in the area, says Education Minister Chris Hipkins. The National Education Growth Plan is making sure that sufficient capacity in the ...5 days ago
- Two more Christchurch schools completeTwo more schools are now complete as part of the Christchurch Schools Rebuild Programme, with work about to get under way on another, says Education Minister Chris Hipkins. Te Ara Koropiko â West Spreydon School will welcome students to their new buildings for the start of Term 2. The newly ...5 days ago
- Independent experts to advise Government on post-vaccination futureThe Government is acting to ensure decisions on responding to the next phase of the COVID-19 pandemic are informed by the best available scientific evidence and strategic public health advice. âNew Zealand has worked towards an elimination strategy which has been successful in keeping our people safe and our economy ...5 days ago
- Supporting MÄori success with NgÄrimu AwardsSix MÄori scholars have been awarded NgÄrimu VC and the 28th (MÄori) Battalion Memorial scholarships for 2021, Associate Education Minister and NgÄrimu Board Chair, Kelvin Davis announced today. The prestigious Manakura Award was also presented for the first time since 2018. âThese awards are a tribute to the heroes of the 28th ...6 days ago
- Global partnerships propel space tech researchNew Zealandâs aerospace industry is getting a boost through the German Aerospace Centre (DLR), to grow the capability of the sector and potentially lead to joint space missions, Research, Science and Innovation Minister Megan Woods has announced. 12 New Zealand organisations have been chosen to work with world-leading experts at ...6 days ago
- Government backs more initiatives to boost food and fibre workforceThe Government is backing more initiatives to boost New Zealandâs food and fibre sector workforce, Agriculture Minister Damien OâConnor announced today. âThe Government and the food and fibres sector have been working hard to fill critical workforce needs. We've committed to getting 10,000 more Kiwis into the sector over the ...6 days ago
- Minister welcomes Bill to remove Subsequent Child PolicyMinister for Social Development and Employment Carmel Sepuloni has welcomed the first reading of the Social Security (Subsequent Child Policy Removal) Amendment Bill in the House this evening. âTonightâs first reading is another step on the way to removing excessive sanctions and obligations for people receiving a Main Benefit,â says ...7 days ago
- Mental Health Amendment Bill passes first readingThe Government has taken a significant step towards delivering on its commitment to improve the legislation around mental health as recommended by He Ara Oranga â the report of the Government Inquiry into Mental Health and Addiction, Health Minister Andrew Little says. The Mental Health (Compulsory Assessment and Treatment) Amendment ...7 days ago
- Whenua MÄori Rating Amendment Bill passes third readingLocal Government Minister Nanaia Mahuta has welcomed the Local Government (Rating of Whenua MÄori) Amendment Bill passing its third reading today. âAfter nearly 100 years of a system that was not fit for MÄori and did not reflect the partnership we have come to expect between MÄori and the Crown, ...7 days ago
- Trans-Tasman bubble to start 19 AprilNew Zealandâs successful management of COVID means quarantine-free travel between New Zealand and Australia will start on Monday 19 April, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced today. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern and COVID-19 Response Minister Chris Hipkins confirmed the conditions for starting to open up quarantine free travel with Australia have ...7 days ago
- NgÄti Hinerangi Claims Settlement Bill passes Third ReadingMinister for Treaty of Waitangi Negotiations Andrew Little welcomed ngÄ uri o NgÄti Hinerangi to Parliament today to witness the third reading of their Treaty settlement legislation, the NgÄti Hinerangi Claims Settlement Bill. âI want to acknowledge ngÄ uri o NgÄti Hinerangi and the Crown negotiations teams for working tirelessly ...7 days ago
- Independent group announced to advise on firearms mattersMinister of Police Poto Williams has announced the members of the Ministers Arms Advisory Group, established to ensure balanced advice to Government on firearms that is independent of Police. âThe Ministers Arms Advisory Group is an important part of delivering on the Governmentâs commitment to ensure we maintain the balance ...1 week ago
- Kiri Allan to take leave of absenceKiri Allan, Minister of Conservation and Emergency Management will undertake a leave of absence while she undergoes medical treatment for cervical cancer, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced today. âI consider Kiri not just a colleague, but a friend. This news has been devastating. But I also know that Kiri is ...1 week ago
- Excellent progress at new Waikeria prison buildExcellent progress has been made at the new prison development at Waikeria, which will boost mental health services and improve rehabilitation opportunities for people in prison, Corrections Minister Kelvin Davis says. Kelvin Davis was onsite at the new build to meet with staff and see the construction first-hand, following a ...1 week ago
- Expert panel proposes criminal limits for drug drivingTo reduce the trauma of road crashes caused by drug impaired drivers, an Independent Expert Panel on Drug Driving has proposed criminal limits and blood infringement thresholds for 25 impairing drugs, Minister of Police Poto Williams and Transport Minister Michael Wood announced today. The Land Transport (Drug Driving) Amendment Bill ...2 weeks ago
- Covid-19 immigration powers to be extendedTemporary COVID-19 immigration powers will be extended to May 2023, providing continued flexibility to support migrants, manage the border, and help industries facing labour shortages, Immigration Minister Kris Faafoi announced today. âOver the past year, we have had to make rapid decisions to vary visa conditions, extend expiry dates, and ...2 weeks ago
- Covid-19 imgration powers to be extendedTemporary COVID-19 immigration powers will be extended to May 2023, providing continued flexibility to support migrants, manage the border, and help industries facing labour shortages, Immigration Minister Kris Faafoi announced today. âOver the past year, we have had to make rapid decisions to vary visa conditions, extend expiry dates, and ...2 weeks ago
- More support for mums and whÄnau struggling with alcohol and other drugsThe Government is expanding its Pregnancy and Parenting Programme so more women and whÄnau can access specialist support to minimise harm from alcohol and other drugs, Health Minister Andrew Little says. âWe know these supports help improve wellbeing and have helped to reduce addiction, reduced risk for children, and helped ...2 weeks ago
- Ahuwhenua Trophy Competition Field Day – TÄtaiwhetĆ« Trust at Tauarau Marae, RĆ«Ätoki*** Please check against delivery *** Itâs an honour to be here in RĆ«Ätoki today, a rohe with such a proud and dynamic history of resilience, excellence and mana. TĆ«hoe moumou kai, moumou taonga, moumou tangata ki te pĆ. The Ahuwhenua Trophy competition is the legacy of a seed planted ...2 weeks ago
- Crown accounts again better than forecastThe economic recovery from COVID-19 continues to be reflected in the Governmentâs books, which are again better than expected. The Crown accounts for the eight months to the end of February 2021 showed both OBEGAL and the operating balance remain better than forecast in the Half Year Economic and Fiscal ...2 weeks ago
- FIFA Womenâs World Cup to open in New ZealandSport and Recreation Minister Grant Robertson and Economic Development Minister Stuart Nash have welcomed confirmation New Zealand will host the opening ceremony and match, and one of the semi-finals, of the FIFA Womenâs World Cup in 2023. Grant Robertson says matches will be held in Auckland, Hamilton, Wellington and Dunedin, ...2 weeks ago
- 1 April changes raise incomes for 1.4 million New ZealandersChanges to the minimum wage, main benefit levels and superannuation rates that come into force today will raise the incomes for around 1.4 million New Zealanders. âThis Government is committed to raising the incomes for all New Zealanders as part of laying the foundations for a better future,â Minister for ...2 weeks ago
- New Dunedin Hospital â Whakatuputupu approved for fast track consenting processThe New Dunedin Hospital â Whakatuputupu has been approved for consideration under the fast track consenting legislation. The decision by Environment Minister David Parker signifies the importance of the project to the health of the people of Otago-Southland and to the economy of the region. âThis project ticks all the ...2 weeks ago
- Next steps for Auckland light railTransport Minister Michael Wood is getting Auckland light rail back on track with the announcement of an establishment unit to progress this important city-shaping project and engage with Aucklanders. Michael Wood said the previous process didnât involve Aucklanders enough. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ...2 weeks ago
- A Century Of Inequality: The Real Issue For MÄori In The Age Of COVID-19
Despite Aotearoa gaining international praise for its COVID-19 response, two independent reports commissioned by Te PĆ«tea Whakatupu Trust have found that MÄori vulnerability and resilience to these large-scale crises remain largely unchanged for the past ...18 mins ago - Littleâs inaction is absurd â New Zealand needs drug law reform now
The health minister’s stonewalling of any attempt to fix our woeful drug laws doesn’t only fly in the face of overseas trends, but what’s currently happening in and around our own parliament.Yesterday, more than two dozen health and social service organisations, including the NZMA, the Public Health Association and the ...26 mins ago - Newsletter: New Zealand Politics Daily â April 13 2021
Editor’s Note: Here below is a list of the main issues currently under discussion in New Zealand and links to media coverage.  Click here to subscribe to Bryce Edwardsâ Political Roundup and New Zealand Politics Daily. Today’s content Maori Party referred to Police over donations Henry Cooke (Stuff): MÄori Party referred to police over ...2 hours ago - How Kiwibank is supporting customers who want help with problem gamblingCovid-19 lockdowns resulted in a rise in online gambling. Kiwibank has given customers the option to block gambling transactions if they need help. A year ago, when an entire country went home and stayed home for lockdown, most of us were grappling with some kind of anxiety: about health, money, or ...2 hours ago
- COVID-19 highlights the need for Policing Reforms for Domestic Violence Cases in GuatemalaSource: Council on Hemispheric Affairs – Analysis-Reportage Laura Iesue From Miami, Florida On March 29, 2020, Guatemalaâs President Giammattei implemented an eight-day, country-wide curfew to stop the spread of COVID-19.[1] Ultimately, this lockdown would continue until October 1, 2020, as the virus continued to travel across communities.[2] While ...3 hours ago
- Live updates, April 13: Three bus trips linked to Covid-positive security guardWelcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for April 13, bringing you the latest news throughout the day. Get in touch at stewart@thespinoff.co.nzThe Spinoff can’t exist without our members. If you want to help us stay curious and keep our team across New Zealand’s breaking stories, please donate today. 7.50am: ...3 hours ago
- The best hope for fairly distributing COVID-19 vaccines globally is at risk of failing. Hereâs how...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Deborah Gleeson, Associate Professor in Public Health, La Trobe University COVAX, the global initiative to coordinate the distribution of COVID-19 vaccines in an equitable way, is crucial for bringing the pandemic under control. But COVAXâs aim of delivering 2 billion doses to ...3 hours ago
- More kids are being diagnosed with ADHD for borderline (yet challenging) behaviours. Our new researc...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Luise Kazda, PhD candidate, University of Sydney During my daughterâs challenging first year of school, we discovered how much effort it took her to sit and learn. She was the youngest in her class, placing her at higher risk of being diagnosed ...3 hours ago
- Climate change is a security threat the government keeps ignoring. Weâll show up empty handed to y...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Cheryl Durrant, Adjunct Associate Professor, UNSW Climate change is a hot topic in Australian security circles, as it poses an emerging threat to our national resilience and way of life. As a new report from the Australian Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) last ...3 hours ago
- Resistance to raising the minimum wage reflects obsolete economic thinkingSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Jim Stanford, Economist and Director, Centre for Future Work, Australia Institute; Honorary Professor of Political Economy, University of Sydney Fewer than 2% of Australian employees work for the minimum wage (now $19.84 an hour). But the federal Fair Work Commissionâs annual decision ...3 hours ago
- The One: could DNA tests find our soulmate? We study sex and sexuality â and think the idea is rid...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Andrea Waling, ARC DECRA Senior Research Fellow in Sex & Sexuality, La Trobe University The Netflix drama The One centres around a geneticist who invents a new matchmaking service. It uses DNA to help people find their romantic and sexual match: their ...3 hours ago
- The Bulletin: Parties under pressure over undeclared donationsGood morning and welcome to The Bulletin. In today’s edition: Parties under pressure over undeclared donations, more emerges on exports to murderous militaries, and National refusing to back Climate Commission draft plans.Both the Māori Party and National are in trouble over donations that weren’t declared in time, but one of ...4 hours ago
- Curious Kids: how and when did Mount Everest become the tallest mountain? And will it remain so?Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Brendan Duffy, Lecturer in Applied Geoscience, The University of Melbourne Most people know that Mount Everest is the tallest mountain but I want to know for how long it has been the tallest, and for how long in the future it ...4 hours ago
- ACCâs policy of not covering birth injuries is one more sign the system is overdue for reformSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Claire Breen, Professor of Law, University of Waikato Recent media coverage of women not being able to get treatment for birth injuries highlights yet another example of gender bias in healthcare in New Zealand. Following a policy review, the Accident Compensation Corporation ...4 hours ago
- RBNZ Survey: 69% Of Experts Predict Rents Will Rise Under New Housing PoliciesNews highlights: Majority of experts expect rents to increase due to higher investor costs 57% disagree with extending the bright-line test All experts predict the OCR to hold at 0.25% in April Experts are concerned that tenants will cop higher rents ...4 hours ago
- Local Policies Can Reduce Problem GamblingWhen local authorities tighten gambling regulations, player losses at the pokie machines are reduced. Around 10 percent of the New Zealand population is impacted by problem gambling. Those impacts include poor health, psychological distress, financial ...4 hours ago
- Synlait CEO to step down month's end
Business & Investing: Two chief executives to leave Kiwi companies, Plus retirement village operator Summerset experiences booming demand ...5 hours ago - Showjumper's dream ride – from orphanage to Olympics
From humble beginnings in Siberia, Taupo teenager Annabel Francis has taken the New Zealand showjumping world by storm and is on the verge of her first Olympics. Thereâs a couple of things which make Annabel Francis stand out in her world of showjumping. The first is physical. As her coach, ...5 hours ago - MIQ Covid-19 case of security guard raises questions on use of ministry's testing register
The government's move to make it mandatory for all testing of border workers to be recorded in a central register is being derided as months too late. ...5 hours ago - Newsroom daily crossword, Tuesday 13 April
...6 hours ago - Samoa waits to see if 'winds of change' prevail
The future of Samoaâs next government remains in the balance as the final election votes are counted, with a weeks-long wait for a definitive result - or a legal challenge - among the possible outcomes After 39 years of one-party rule, Samoan voters may - just - have finally looked ...6 hours ago - Free Six60 tickets for councillors ruffle feathers
Eden Park thanks Auckland councillors for their supposed 'support' for concerts at the venue, offering them free hospitality to watch the first concert. But the invite hasn't gone down well with some, as Matthew Scott reports. An offer of a free ticket for councillors to the first concert at Eden ...6 hours ago - Newsroom's daily sudoku, Tuesday 13 April
...6 hours ago - Knowing Charlotte as I do
We resume our series on Charlotte Grimshaw's memoir. Today: ReadingRoom literary editor Steve Braunias on navigating a friendship The fact that I'm friends with Charlotte Grimshaw as well as her parents Karl and Kay Stead, who she lovingly, persistently and ferociously hauls over the coals in her new memoir The ...6 hours ago - Pure As: Esther Molloy's little miracle
WATCH: Silver Ferns manager Esther Molloy talks about the stem cell transplant that saved her young daughter's life. Esther Molloy's dedication to the Silver Ferns is second only to her devotion to her family. And she knows the Silver Ferns always have Team Molloy's back, especially through the very tough times. ...6 hours ago - Officials track NZ's alt right after Capitol riot
As QAnon adherents and Donald Trump supporters stormed the US Capitol, officials in New Zealand kept a close eye on how our alt-right community was responding and sharing content Government officials closely monitored the online activity of New Zealand's alt-right community as their American counterparts stormed the US Capitol building, as ...6 hours ago - Quiet and avoidable catastrophes
Basic information on is missing, our screening programmes aren't up to scratch, and people are dying unnecessarily. Dr Peter Saxton lays out the problems with sexual health in this country. Sexual health has been making headlines. The spotlight has been on human papillomavirus (HPV), our most common sexually transmitted infection ...6 hours ago - Newsroom daily quiz, Tuesday 13 April
Got a good quiz question? Send Newsroom your questions. ...6 hours ago - Doing business in NZ getting riskier
Two Government moves highlight the risks here of 'regime uncertainty', writes the New Zealand Initiative's Eric Crampton ...6 hours ago - Five pressing questions about the state of New Zealandâs vaccination programmeVaccinations are up and running, but are they happening fast enough, why haven’t all frontline workers had their first shot, and what about the stats? Justin Giovannetti outlines the concerns being aired.While New Zealand’s Covid-19 vaccination programme is under way, it’s already hitting some bumps on the road to July ...6 hours ago
- The India travel ban reminds me Iâll always be second-class in your eyesNews of the travel suspension on flights from India resurrects uncomfortable memories for Melanie Sharma-Barrow – and other women of Indian descent like her, she writes.Twenty-two years ago, at university, I studied “citizenship and ideology”, a course exploring how ideology feeds the principles underpinning citizenship. When I learned about the ...6 hours ago
- Does a sex offender register really keep children safe?
No one would argue against a Child Protection Act - but is a register for child sex abusers actually protecting children? Urgent changes to the law on the child sex offender register mean that hundreds of convicted offenders are back on the list. But one justice rights advocate says it doesn't ...6 hours ago - Air NZ loan extension a 'lost opportunity' for climate
The Government has offered $600m more for Air New Zealand, one of the country's top five emitters, without requiring any sustainability moves. ...6 hours ago - Reserve Bank to respond to unprecedented attack on its independence
As the Reserve Bank Governor delivers its Monetary Policy Review this week, Govt interference in monetary policy-making must stop ...6 hours ago - 'Canât they see whatâs good for them?'
COMMENT: The Royals have repeatedly indicated NZâs constitutional future is a matter for NZ to decide. They are not afraid of the conversation â but we are. The Public Trust Office constantly reminds us of the importance of leaving our affairs in order. Can the same be said of New Zealand, as ...6 hours ago - The Greens' new relationship with power
While some Green MPs are enjoying their newfound political freedom, co-leader Marama Davidson is fighting the restraints that come with holding ministerial office. ...6 hours ago - Cyclone Seroja just demolished parts of WA â and our warming world will bring more of the sameSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Jonathan Nott, Professor of Physical Geography, James Cook University Tropical Cyclone Seroja battered parts of Western Australiaâs coast on Sunday night, badly damaging buildings and leaving thousands of people without power. While the full extent of the damage caused by the Category ...7 hours ago
- Samoaâs stunning election result: on the verge of a new ruling party for the first time in 40 year...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Tamasailau Suaalii Sauni, Associate Professor in Criminology Programme, University of Auckland Samoan politics is on a knife edge. After the country voted in general elections on April 9, counting so far has resulted in a dead heat between the two major parties. ...15 hours ago
- If I could go anywhere: Boughton House, âthe English Versaillesâ and its shimmering treasuresSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Robert Wellington, Senior Lecturer, Art History and Visual Culture, Australian National University In this series we pay tribute to the art we wish could visit â and hope to see once travel restrictions are lifted. If you are a country house fanatic ...17 hours ago
- New AstraZeneca advice is a safer path, but itâs damaged vaccine confidence. The government must u...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Jane E Frawley, NHMRC Research Fellow, University of Technology Sydney The federal governmentâs recommendation last week that the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine is now the preferred vaccine for adults under 50 has shaken public confidence in the COVID-19 vaccine rollout. The Australian Technical ...17 hours ago
- Misuse of Drugs Act overhaul off the cards for now, Andrew Little saysHealth Minister Andrew Little has shot down calls for a swift overhaul of drug laws, saying any major change would first have to go back to a referendum. ...18 hours ago
- The ebb and flow of COVID-19 vaccine support: what social media tells us about Australians and the j...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Bela Stantic, Professor, Director of Big data and smart analytics lab – IIIS, Griffith University Australiaâs COVID-19 vaccination rollout has hit yet another crossroads. Public confidence has wavered following the federal governmentâs announcement last week that the Pfizer vaccine was the preferred ...18 hours ago
- Vaccination Botch Up Needs Urgent FixâItâs unacceptable the Government wonât play hardball with unions and force those employees unwilling to get a COVID vaccine to vacate MIQ premises for another 18 days,â says ACT Leader David Seymour. âStop pussyfooting about and take the ...18 hours ago
- MIQ employers asked to provide worker vaccine information – ArdernA year after MIQ was established, 86 percent of workers there have been vaccinated, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern says, while also signalling a state memorial service for Prince Philip. ...18 hours ago
- New Zealand Food Safety Minister Silenced In TransTasman GE ForumNew Zealandâs Ministerial engagement in the Trans Tasman GE Food Standards approval process has been silenced. The Conran review of the Council of Australian Governments COAG fora has recommended the dismantling of the Food Standards Australia New Zealand ...19 hours ago
- Live: Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern gives post-Cabinet briefingPrime Minister Jacinda Ardern is about to give an update following a Cabinet meeting this afternoon as more cases emerge from an Auckland managed isolation facility. ...19 hours ago
- Govt goes into partnership (again), this time to better deal with young Maori offenders
Our Beehive bulletin Has anyone been keeping tabs on the number of race-based âpartnershipsâ established by the Ardern government? Another one popped up today, proudly announced by Childrenâs Minister Kelvin Davis. Itâs an âinnovativeâ as well as new Youth Justice residence âdesigned in partnership with MÄori” to provide âprevention, healing, ...20 hours ago - Cyclone Seroja last night demolished parts of WA â and our warming world will bring more of the sa...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Jonathan Nott, Professor of Physical Geography, James Cook University Tropical Cyclone Seroja battered parts of Western Australiaâs coast on Sunday night, badly damaging buildings and leaving thousands of people without power. While the full extent of the damage caused by the Category ...20 hours ago
- Abolition of property investor tax break a blunt tool – tax expertA tax expert wants the government to consider allowing some deductibility of interest payments for property investors. ...21 hours ago
- Smokefree Action Plan Must Elevate Vaping As A Safe SwitchA leading vaping advocate has joined mounting pressure on the Government to take all the necessary steps available to achieve the countryâs decade-old smokefree ambition. This comes as Associate Health Minster Dr Ayesha Verrall prepares to release ...21 hours ago
- ECE Needs Flight Plan Overhaul, Not Flying SquadsNews the Ministry of Education is bringing back a Provider Assessment Group, a âsurprise visitâ investigation unit that shut down 17 early learning services will only add to providersâ woes. Thereâs no question safety and quality comes first, and we ...21 hours ago
- Prime Minister and Governor-General sign book of condolences for Prince PhilipPrime Minister Jacinda Ardern has signed the book of condolences for Prince Philip, paying tribute to his life of service. ...21 hours ago
- Remembering New Zealandâs greatest talent show performancesWith Popstars returning to our screens tonight, we turn back the clock and relive some of New Zealand’s most memorable talent show stars.Being the country that essentially invented the reality talent show, New Zealand has no shortage of memorable performers from the last 22 years of the genre. Ben Lummis. ...21 hours ago
- MÄori Party undeclared donations referred to policeThe Electoral Commission has referred the MÄori Party to the police after it failed to declare more than $300,000 in donations. ...21 hours ago
- Indian flight ban passes muster with many lawyers but human rights chief wants more information
Chief Human Rights Commissioner Paul Hunt is championing the rights of New Zealand citizens and residents who are being inconvenienced by the Governmentâs decision to suspend travel from India for two weeks.  The Government needs to be more transparent about the decision, which took effect yesterday and will remain until ...21 hours ago - New Zealandâs new housing policy is really just a new tax package â and itâs a shamblesSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Norman Gemmell, Chair in Public Finance, Te Herenga Waka â Victoria University of Wellington Economists like to talk about âoptimal policy instrumentsâ â essentially, policies that achieve their objectives more effectively or efficiently than the alternatives, and have minimal unintended consequences. Judged ...21 hours ago
- Australia is failing to recognise an urgent need: recruiting more Chinese-Australians into public se...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Yun Jiang, Managing Editor, Australian National University A powerful and assertive China poses significant policy challenges for Australia. Many of our most pressing policy issues have crucially important China angles, from freedom of speech on university campuses to scientific research collaboration and ...22 hours ago
- The knife-edge election in SÄmoa â and what happens nextThe battle for political control is not yet resolved, but what is clear is this is the dawn of a new chapter for Sāmoan parliamentary democracy, writes Mata’afa Keni Lesa from Apia.Nobody could have scripted the preliminary results. Although the signs had been ominous for the powerful Human Rights Protection ...22 hours ago
- How Covid-19 Impacted NZâs Community SectorAs New Zealandâs community and voluntary sector played a street-by-street, home-by-home role in our COVID-19 response, the sector came under more pressure than ever before. Growing threats to the sectorâs sustainability, and new insights on how Government ...23 hours ago
- Hamilton City Council Must Investigate LGOIMA And Spin Doctor CostsThe Taxpayersâ Union is stunned a Hamilton City Councillor is using inflated official information costs to pursue âutuâ on the Union for a series of exposĂ©s relating to the Council. Taxpayersâ Union Executive Director Jordan Williams said: âThere ...24 hours ago
- Government Needs To Come Clean On Foreign Buy-ups Of NZThe current government needs to instigate far stricter controls on foreigners buying up New Zealandâs countryside says the Council of Outdoor Recreation Associations as well as keeping the New Zealand public informed of the extent of outsiders buying ...1 day ago
- Newsletter: New Zealand Politics Daily â April 12 2021Editor’s Note: Here below is a list of the main issues currently under discussion in New Zealand and links to media coverage.  Click here to subscribe to Bryce Edwardsâ Political Roundup and New Zealand Politics Daily. Today’s content Covid: India travel ban Sandeep Singh (RNZ): Indian travel ban leaves Kiwis stateless Audrey ...1 day ago
- Yuri Gagarinâs boomerang: the tale of the first person to return from space, and his brief encount...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Alice Gorman, Associate Professor in Archaeology and Space Studies, Flinders University Sixty years ago, Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin became the first human to travel in space when he completed his historic orbit of Earth on April 12, 1961. Out of respect for ...1 day ago
- As Australiaâs vaccination bungle becomes clear, Morrisonâs political pain is only just beginnin...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Mark Kenny, Professor, Australian Studies Institute, Australian National University Among many surprising things about 2020 was how a novel coronavirus drove an equally novel upending of Australiaâs political orthodoxy. The hackneyed election straightener, âitâs the economy, stupidâ, got shoved aside for a ...1 day ago
- Has a backlash against political correctness made sexual misbehaviour more acceptable?Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Adrian Beaumont, Honorary Associate, School of Mathematics and Statistics, The University of Melbourne Last weekâs Essential poll, conducted March 24-28 from a sample of 1,100, showed a striking difference by gender over approval of Scott Morrison. With men, Morrisonâs approval since February ...1 day ago
- More coal-fired power or 100% renewables? For the next few decades, both paths are wrongSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By James Ha, Associate, Grattan Institute The big question facing Australiaâs National Electricity Market is how to achieve net-zero emissions by 2050 without disrupted energy supplies or skyrocketing prices. Some say coal-fired power will be needed. Others say 100% renewable electricity is the ...1 day ago
- Indigenous scholars struggle to be heard in the mainstream. Hereâs how journal editors and reviewe...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Apisalome Movono, Senior Lecturer in Development Studies, Massey University In the world of research and scholarship, being published in academic journals is crucial to both the advancement of knowledge and the careers of those involved. In particular, the peer review process that ...1 day ago
- âSheâs a slutâ: sexual bullying among girls contributes to cultural misogyny. We need to take ...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Barbara Spears, Director: Wellbeing Research Group, Centre for Research in Education School of Education, University of South Australia In an online petition launched by Chanel Contos in February, thousands of women have now disclosed instances of sexual harrassment and assault when at ...1 day ago
- If I could go anywhere: Japanese art island Chichu, a meditation and an educationSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Julian Meyrick, Professor of Creative Arts, Griffith University In this series we pay tribute to the art we wish could visit â and hope to see once travel restrictions are lifted. The Chichu Art Museum is located on the tiny island of ...1 day ago
- Live updates, April 12: Four locations of interest after third MIQ worker tests positive for Covid-1...Welcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for April 12, bringing you the latest news throughout the day. Get in touch at stewart@thespinoff.co.nzThe Spinoff can’t exist without our members. If you want to help us stay curious and keep our team across New Zealand’s breaking stories, please donate today. 8.00am: ...1 day ago
- The Bulletin: Change looms in Samoa after knife-edge electionGood morning and welcome to The Bulletin. In today’s edition: Change looms in Samoa after knife-edge election, another border worker has tested positive for Covid-19, and dozens of organisations call for Misuse of Drugs Act to be scrapped.The balance of power could be shifting in an important country in our ...1 day ago
- Police, Defence Force and Transport Agency contractor spending up by at least 15%Private contractors and consultants are doing well out of government spending propelled by the pandemic and big IT projects. ...1 day ago
- Investor optimism pushes US markets higher
Business & Investing: Fear levels are down and optimism up in the US markets, Plus: Kiwi cancer diagnostic company Pacific Edge boosted by approval from US insurer ...1 day ago - National calls for all unvaccinated border workers to be removedThe National Party wants all border workers who aren't vaccinated against Covid-19 to be removed from the front line immediately. ...1 day ago
- High-tech tool to help scientists see the wood for the trees
Decision-makers faced with environmental issues now have an artificial intelligence tool to make the science more accessible than ever Jim McLeod first used aerial images to see what was happening in the bush in 1995. âYou could probably make out a house on it, but nothing smaller,â said the Waikato Regional ...1 day ago
Natzional’s last stand.
DriftWood.
Actually: adriftwood
King Canute tries to keep the land back.
On the beach redux
“Hear Ye, lowly molluscs and other sub-tidal entities….”
Tide goes out on National.
who is it..?
National – turning our backs to climate change.
woody pitches for a re-make of ‘the piano’..
..to be called ‘the lectern’…
Civil Defense finds Woodhouses’s speeches more effective than sirens at clearing beaches in an emergency
Potato lol -1000
this is the economic boat..
..that key/national promised to float…
our airforce..doing live-ammunition exercises…
‘woody’ recreates his ancestors arrival in nz..
..(i understand they brought nz’s first ever lectern with them..)
woody unveils groundbreaking new national party economic-initiative..
..the solar-powered/amphibious-lectern…
speaking to reporters woody extolled the export-possibilities of this ‘exciting’ new initiative..
..saying it will become de riguer for all politicians/captains-of-industry to have one..
..woody says that on a calm day..he pops over to waiheke on his..
..or he cruises the beaches of auckland..
..and can give speeches to both passing-craft..and beachgoers..
..’you can always feel secure’..said woody..’your genitals are always covered/protected..
..no more standing there feeling vulnerable/exposed/naked as you preach to the peasants..
..you just grab the no-slip grips on the poly-lectern..knowing yr family-jewels are protected on three sides’..
And now for something completely different
lol
“No.1: The Larch.”
Still lolling đ
lol also
Yep absolute LOL …
“I’m the king of the world!!”
At last St Woody, inspired by desperation, went down to the sea-shore, where the river runs into the sea, and having placed himself on a bank between the river and the sea, he began to speak to the fishes as if Woger had sent him to preach to them, and said: “Listen to the word of Woger, O ye fishes of the sea and of the river, and you rancid cetaceans, seeing that honest people and hard working people refuse to do so.”
All washed up.
tsunami? no its a left wing conspiracy i tell ya!
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength on the air, we shall sell our islands, whatever the cost may be. We shall sell them on the beaches, we shall sell them on the landing grounds, we shall sell them in the fields and in the streets, we shall sell them in the hills; we shall surrender everything. For money.
To all of my supporters, gathered here today I say
John Key had a dream…
And here I am!
“There’s a woman down the end with a couple of kids and a bucket. Perhaps she wants to listen to me talk about how our new employment laws will help workers enjoy their lives ?”
That ladywith a bucket – any toheroa you find is Crown property!
woody suddenly realises..that for him..
..the tide will never come in..
“Ladies and gentlemen, in this lot we have the foreshore and seabed going for steal. Shall we commence the bidding! “
“Anyone makes a joke about John Key and a whale stranding and I’m off”
or (for the westie surfers): keyhole obscured by arsehole.
Lol
Galoot succeeds. The waves retreat under the crushing weight of his rhetoric!
âAll the inhabitants of the world should know that the power of kings is vain and trivial, and that none is worthy the name of king but He whose command the heaven, earth and sea obey by eternal lawsâ
As we await this fleet of China!s ships,we can say we welcome them,we are now approaching a new venture in our lands development,reaching out to a culture like ours, innovative,and not afraid to take risks.We look forward to doing business with this dynamic culture.
Who has the contract to make the gumboots,whats his name,Sushi,Sushi,no its HOE.
woody pitches for a (low-cost) remake of ‘all the presidents’ men’..
..starring him and his mate in the hat…
Nationals latest campaign to prove that they are in touch with ‘real New Zealanders’.
Michael Woodhouse says ” I like to go down and spend the day at the beach just like everybody else”.
If a National Minister speaks to an empty beach who will hold him to account?
Police Minister launches new version of cardboard cutout cop. Guaranteed for sea-level rises of up to 30cm.
And now for the next asset sale, new zealands forshore.
what do hear for an opening bid, who will start off with a bid of 5 billion?
Latest asset sale? New Zealand for sure!
in an effort to keep flights to the provinces I’m proud to call this new runway open, take it away captain
I always practice my speeches on the beach. No hecklers. And I write my promises out on the sand – transparent for all to see. There they are in black and white, or rather light brown, or even in fifty shades of grey heh heh my little joke, and anyone can come and look at them before the tide comes in. But then though they are hidden from the public, they lie in my heart.
National is constructing an ark to survive climate change, starting with the poop deck.
@Yeah
+1
Cops to target all lecterns this summer.
Police say there will be a no lectern tolerance level this summer. However, the evaluation couldn’t confirm the statistical significance of a lectern decreases because of the small numbers involved.
Prime N Z beachfront for sale to the highest bidder! Be quick, won’t last long!
Where do I tie up the Donkey!
Thanks for coming mum.
You keep dissing the Key Man, and all you commies will be swimming with the fishes.
More rubbish washes up on beach
…. ’cause John told me to…
“Minister releases new sections for affordable housing initiative”
Hehe
“F***. I shouldn’t have mentioned ebola.”
First hot-air powered hovercraft crosses Tasman
lolz much.
Michael’s press conference didn’t go as planned once the media recieved a text that one of ‘The Block’ contestants was spotted in Pak’N’Save.
From his twitter account, Woodlouse loves photo ops with sporting celebs and hobnobbing around the world on the taxpayers dime. Never heard of him til now. The Nats also enjoyed endorsements by famous All Blacks ON ELECTION DAY.
Labour aren’t the only ones who can have a Foreshore and Seabed Act.
“We must build but we must build surely.”
Party Political Beach-
“NZ beaches go under the hammer in latest government asset sale”.
Of course I can order everyone out of the water and off the beach for a couple of hoiurs, for a photo-op …. don;t you know I am?
(no)
There was Woody giving an otherwise dull speech to the House – when suddenly the PM’s Infinite Improbability Generator kicked in.
Redlogix
+1
As he drifted into the afterlife, Dobby imagined he was giving a speech on the desolate beach that would be his ending…
In order for the announcement of this new law to be legally binding it must be made on sovereign New Zealand owned soil. We are told due to a small error on a land sales document that this small section we have placed this stage on is the last piece of it left in New Zealand.
Ouch!
Woodhouse floundering!
Trying out Nationals new strategy of avoiding whaleoil tsunami!
Imbeachment
Clever clogs
First sea trial for Nationals new life raft,does not go well for junior minister.
“Auckland traffic gridlock? Where? It’s just another dirty left-wing conspiracy”.
the new minister for flotsom and jetsam speaks to his constituency..
nationals’ media-mavens come up with yet another absolutely brilliant idea…
woody has an unusual hobby…
woodys’ scrapbook:..
..what i did on my hols…
very poor turnout for the woody fanclub beach-day…
woody shows off his new beach-suit…
when woody gets all existential and angsty…
..he likes to take one of his favourite lecterns to the beach..
..so they can chill-out together…
man in hat:..
‘it’s been three hours minister…i don’t think anyones’ coming’..
minister waits for mr whippy van..
… and what’s more, JK would never bend over for CS.
minister releases policy on global warming, population explosion and sea level rise.
‘We have four of these, which proves we take seriously our response capability to any deep sea oil spill”.
That made me laugh you got my vote. đ
” The government has signed a contract with the Hyundai ship building yard in Ulsan, South Korea to have them built. The vessels will be delivered in the first quarter of the new year.
Two will be docked and utilized from Port Taranaki while the third and fourth will be shared between the East Coast of the North Is and the maritime jurisdictions of the Canterbury and Deep South basin’s.”
Minister issues apology for Climate Change policy.
Government announces new spying laws, ” The local seals have nothing to fear”
Government announces new spying laws, ” The local seals have nothing to fear”, the Minister said.
Only Navy Seals, the Minister further advised.
Phil j a series of bonny motes!
” USA Double Agent seeks asylum in Tolega Bay “
“Government Minister announces further DOC restructuring”
” Sex On The Beach is now illegal under new terrorist law “
“Man arrested for impersonating a Government Minister in a public place”
Newsflash!
” Minister declares leadership coup! “
…And the Floating Lectern Cup is still NZ’s cup. Eat that Jimmy Spithill.
….. and now I will I dig a hole in the sand and do my ostrich impersonation…..
Johns Keys flunky announces and reviews the new increased defense forces
New Zealands olympic bobsleigh unveiled
Nationals spokesman, announces new site of shallow graves for all the abandoned national policies
the intensive search for Paula Bennet fails
New Zealands new aircraft carrier had a few subtle flaws
National Flunkey, announces Life is a beach yet under National Life is a *********!
National Supporter shows off his ill gotten Ikea Lectern Gains in NZ Black Friday Sale
Aussie Invasion repulsed!
Anyone that finds the buried ego of Pete George,,,,,will be allowed to exit the country……
Santas sleigh now privatised and flogged off to highest bidder!
Ok, the bidding is currently at $10 dollars for complete drilling rights…….any other offers……going goingggggggggg.
I ordered a hovercraft…….send this back to amazon
GP spokesman, shows off new membership
At Davos In Switzerland, climate change denier, announces G20 to think about 0.9 % cut in co2 emissions
The prime minister pledged a new police vessel before the end of the year and despite a funding shortfall I am proud to launch this raft today.
And just up on the beach is the Crematorium thats why no one is here
Government unveils plans to save manufacturing and rescue the economy – Ladies and Gentlmen, introducing the wooden segway.