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- Foreign Minister's Action – A Contempt For “Caretaker Government” ConventionThe Foreign Minister Nanaia Mahutaâs presence in New York today at the United Nations General Assembly is a contempt of New Zealandâs âcaretaker governmentâ convention. Despite the long-standing caretaker convention, Minister Mahuta is today at the UN to sign a highly contentious âBiodiversity Beyond National Jurisdiction (BBNJ) Agreementâ, delivering a ...1 week ago
- Back To Black ResponsiblyThe Pre-Election Fiscal Update Changes Everything Within an hour of this speech there is going to be a debate between the political parties that the media, under MMP, still think are the only parties that matter in this campaign. Both of those parties are riddled with inexperience, as evidenced by ...1 week ago
- Stop the cuts before they start – Labour launches new TV adNational and ACT's tax plans don't add up, and that means deep cuts to the public services New Zealanders rely on, says Labour Campaign Chair Megan Woods. ...1 week ago
- Free school lunches paid for with a wealth taxThe Green Party will expand free school lunches and pay for it with a fair tax system. ...1 week ago
- The Pacific Reset & the Blue ContinentThank you for your invitation to speak with you this afternoon about New Zealand Foreign Policy. After offering one or two general thoughts about the nature of foreign policy, the focus today will be the Pacific Reset and why its goals remain even more important today as when they were ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Huge hole in Nationalâs climate budgetNationalâs plan to cut policies that are reducing New Zealandâs climate emissions will result in a huge gap in the countryâs emissions budgets and could see Kiwis paying significantly more at the petrol pump as a result of Christopher Luxon hiking the ETS price. ...2 weeks ago
- Greens would push Labour much further on solar powerLabourâs plan to support rooftop solar is a step in the right direction, but falls short of what could be achieved through the Green Partyâs Clean Power Payment. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Doubling rooftop solar to reduce bills & emissionsLabour will double the number of houses with rooftop solar in New Zealand, lowering household power bills, reducing emissions and boosting renewable electricity generation. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Labour will advance womenâs health, careers, and legal protectionsA re-elected Labour Government will continue its proud tradition of advancing womenâs health, employment, and legal rights Spokesperson for Women Jan Tinetti said. ...2 weeks ago
- Green Party confirms plan for five weeks annual leaveSpeaking at the E TĆ« Election Launch in Auckland today, Green Party co leader Marama Davidson outlined the Green Partyâs manifesto commitment to ensure everyone has five weeks of annual leave. ...2 weeks ago
- New community-level energy projects to support more than 800 MÄori households
Seven more innovative community-scale energy projects will receive government funding through the MÄori and Public Housing Renewable Energy Fund to bring more affordable, locally generated clean energy to more than 800 MÄori households, Energy and Resources Minister Dr Megan Woods says. âWeâve already funded 42 small-scale clean energy projects that ...23 hours ago - Huge boost to Te Tai Tokerau flood resilienceThe Government has approved new funding that will boost resilience and greatly reduce the risk of major flood damage across Te Tai Tokerau. Significant weather events this year caused severe flooding and damage across the region. The $8.9m will be used to provide some of the smaller communities and maraes ...1 day ago
- Napierâs largest public housing development comes with solarThe largest public housing development in Napier for many years has been recently completed and has the added benefit of innovative solar technology, thanks to Government programmes, says Housing Minister Dr Megan Woods. The 24 warm, dry homes are in Seddon Crescent, Marewa and Megan Woods says the whanau living ...2 days ago
- Te WhÄnau a Apanui and the Crown initial Deed of Settlement I Kua waitohua e Te WhÄnau a Apanui me...MÄori: Kua waitohua e Te WhÄnau a Apanui me te Karauna te Whakaaetanga Whakataunga Kua waitohua e Te WhÄnau a Apanui me te Karauna i tÄtahi Whakaaetanga Whakataunga hei whakamihi i Ć rÄtou tÄhuhu kerÄme Tiriti o Waitangi. E tekau mÄ rua ngÄ hapĆ« o roto mai o Te WhÄnau ...3 days ago
- Plan for 3,000 more public homes by 2025 â regions set to benefitRegions around the country will get significant boosts of public housing in the next two years, as outlined in the latest public housing plan update, released by the Housing Minister, Dr Megan Woods. âWeâre delivering the most public homes each year since the Nash government of the 1950s with one ...5 days ago
- Immigration settings updatesJudicial warrant process for out-of-hours compliance visits 2023/24 Recognised Seasonal Employer cap increased by 500 Additional roles for Construction and Infrastructure Sector Agreement More roles added to Green List Three-month extension for onshore Recovery Visa holders The Government has confirmed a number of updates to immigration settings as part of ...6 days ago
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- Renewable energy fund to support community resilience40 solar energy systems on community buildings in regions affected by Cyclone Gabrielle and other severe weather events Virtual capability-building hub to support community organisations get projects off the ground Boost for community-level renewable energy projects across the country At least 40 community buildings used to support the emergency response ...7 days ago
- COVID-19 funding returned to GovernmentThe lifting of COVID-19 isolation and mask mandates in August has resulted in a return of almost $50m in savings and recovered contingencies, Minister of Health Dr Ayesha Verrall announced today. Following the revocation of mandates and isolation, specialised COVID-19 telehealth and alternative isolation accommodation are among the operational elements ...7 days ago
- Appointment of District Court JudgeSusie Houghton of Auckland has been appointed as a new District Court Judge, to serve on the Family Court, Attorney-General David Parker said today. Judge Houghton has acted as a lawyer for child for more than 20 years. She has acted on matters relating to the Hague Convention, an international ...7 days ago
- Government invests further in Central Hawkeâs Bay resilienceThe Government has today confirmed $2.5 million to fund a replace and upgrade a stopbank to protect the Waipawa Drinking Water Treatment Plant. âAs a result of Cyclone Gabrielle, the original stopbank protecting the Waipawa Drinking Water Treatment Plant was destroyed. The plant was operational within 6 weeks of the ...1 week ago
- Govt boost for Hawkeâs Bay cyclone waste clean-upAnother $2.1 million to boost capacity to deal with waste left in Cyclone Gabrielleâs wake. Funds for Hastings District Council, Phoenix Contracting and Hog Fuel NZ to increase local waste-processing infrastructure. The Government is beefing up Hawkeâs Bayâs Cyclone Gabrielle clean-up capacity with more support dealing with the massive amount ...1 week ago
- TaupĆ Supercars revs up with Government supportThe future of Supercars events in New Zealand has been secured with new Government support. The Government is getting engines started through the Major Events Fund, a special fund to support high profile events in New Zealand that provide long-term economic, social and cultural benefits. âThe Repco Supercars Championship is ...1 week ago
- There is no recession in NZ, economy grows nearly 1 percent in June quarterThe economy has turned a corner with confirmation today New Zealand never was in recession and stronger than expected growth in the June quarter, Finance Minister Grant Robertson said. âThe New Zealand economy is doing better than expected,â Grant Robertson said. âItâs continuing to grow, with the latest figures showing ...1 week ago
- Highest legal protection for New Zealandâs largest freshwater springsThe Government has accepted the Environment Courtâs recommendation to give special legal protection to New Zealandâs largest freshwater springs, Te WaikoropupĆ« Springs (also known as PupĆ« Springs), Environment Minister David Parker announced today.  âTe WaikoropupĆ« Springs, near Takaka in Golden Bay, have the second clearest water in New Zealand after ...1 week ago
- More support for victims of migrant exploitationTemporary package of funding for accommodation and essential living support for victims of migrant exploitation Exploited migrant workers able to apply for a further Migrant Exploitation Protection Visa (MEPV), giving people more time to find a job Free job search assistance to get people back into work Use of 90-day ...1 week ago
- Strong export boost as NZ economy turns cornerAn export boost is supporting New Zealandâs economy to grow, adding to signs that the economy has turned a corner and is on a stronger footing as we rebuild from Cyclone Gabrielle and lock in the benefits of multiple new trade deals, Finance Minister Grant Robertson says. âThe economy is ...1 week ago
- Funding approved for flood resilience work in Te KarakaThe Government has approved $15 million to raise about 200 homes at risk of future flooding. More than half of this is expected to be spent in the TairÄwhiti settlement of Te Karaka, lifting about 100 homes there. âTe Karaka was badly hit during Cyclone Gabrielle when the WaipÄoa River ...1 week ago
- Further business support for cyclone-affected regionsThe Government is helping businesses recover from Cyclone Gabrielle and attract more people back into their regions. âCyclone Gabrielle has caused considerable damage across North Island regions with impacts continuing to be felt by businesses and communities,â Economic Development Minister Barbara Edmonds said. âBuilding on our earlier business support, this ...1 week ago
- New maintenance facility at Burnham Military Camp underwayDefence Minister Andrew Little has turned the first sod to start construction of a new Maintenance Support Facility (MSF) at Burnham Military Camp today. âThis new state-of-art facility replaces Second World War-era buildings and will enable our Defence Force to better maintain and repair equipment,â Andrew Little said. âThis Government ...1 week ago
- Foreign Minister to attend United Nations General AssemblyForeign Minister Nanaia Mahuta will represent New Zealand at the 78th Session of the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) in New York this week, before visiting Washington DC for further Pacific focussed meetings. Nanaia Mahuta will be in New York from Wednesday 20 September, and will participate in UNGA leaders ...1 week ago
- Midwivesâ pay equity offer reachedAround 1,700 Te Whatu Ora employed midwives and maternity care assistants will soon vote on a proposed pay equity settlement agreed by Te Whatu Ora, the Midwifery Employee Representation and Advisory Service (MERAS) and New Zealand Nurses Association (NZNO), Minister of Health Dr Ayesha Verrall announced today. âAddressing historical pay ...2 weeks ago
- New Zealand provides support to MoroccoAotearoa New Zealand will provide humanitarian support to those affected by last weekâs earthquake in Morocco, Foreign Minister Nanaia Mahuta announced today. âWe are making a contribution of $1 million to the International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies (IFRC) to help meet humanitarian needs,â Nanaia Mahuta said. ...2 weeks ago
- Government invests in West Coastâs roading resilienceThe Government is investing over $22 million across 18 projects to improve the resilience of roads in the West Coast that have been affected by recent extreme weather, Prime Minister Chris Hipkins confirmed today. A dedicated Transport Resilience Fund has been established for early preventative works to protect the state ...2 weeks ago
- Government invests in Greymouthâs futureThe Government has today confirmed a $2 million grant towards the regeneration of Greymouthâs CBD with construction of a new two-level commercial and public facility. âIt will include a visitor facility centred around a new library. Additionally, it will include retail outlets on the ground floor, and both outdoor and ...2 weeks ago
- Nanaia Mahuta to attend PIF Foreign Ministersâ MeetingForeign Minister Nanaia Mahuta will attend the Pacific Islands Forum (PIF) Foreign Ministersâ Meeting, in Suva, Fiji alongside New Zealandâs regional counterparts. âAotearoa New Zealand is deeply committed to working with our pacific whanau to strengthen our cooperation, and share ways to combat the challenges facing the Blue Pacific Continent,â ...2 weeks ago
- PREFU shows no recession, growing economy, more jobs and wages ahead of inflationEconomy to grow 2.6 percent on average over forecast period Treasury not forecasting a recession Inflation to return to the 1-3 percent target band next year Wages set to grow 4.8 percent a year over forecast period Unemployment to peak below the long-term average Fiscal Rules met - Net debt ...2 weeks ago
- New cancer centre opens in ChristchurchPrime Minister Chris Hipkins and Minister of Health Dr Ayesha Verrall proudly opened the Canterbury Cancer Centre in Christchurch today. The new facility is the first of its kind and was built with $6.5 million of funding from the Governmentâs Infrastructure Reference Group scheme for shovel-ready projects allocated in 2020. ...2 weeks ago
- Government invests in top of the southâs roading resilience$12 million to improve the resilience of roads in the Nelson, Marlborough and Tasman regions Hope Bypass earmarked in draft Government Policy Statement on land transport $127 million invested in the top of the southâs roads since flooding in 2021 and 2022 The Government is investing over $12 million to ...3 weeks ago
- New Zealanders continue to support the revitalisation of te reo as we celebrate Te Wiki o te Reo MÄ...Ko tÄnei te wiki e whakanui ana i tĆ tÄtou reo rangatira. Ko te wÄ tuku reo MÄori, e whakanuia tahitia ai te reo ahakoa kei hea ake tÄnÄ me tÄnÄ o tÄtou, ka tĆ« Ä te RÄtĆ« te 14 o Mahuru, Ä te 12 o ngÄ hÄora i te ahiahi. ...3 weeks ago
- New Wildlife Act to better protect native speciesThe 70-year-old Wildlife Act will be replaced with modern, fit-for-purpose legislation to better protect native species and improve biodiversity, Minister of Conservation Willow-Jean Prime has announced.  âNew species legislation is urgently needed to address New Zealandâs biodiversity crisis,â Willow-Jean Prime said.  âMore than 4,000 of our native species are currently ...3 weeks ago
- Further safety initiatives for Auckland City CentreCentral and Local Government are today announcing a range of new measures to tackle low-level crime and anti-social behaviour in the Auckland CBD to complement Police scaling up their presence in the area. âPolice have an important role to play in preventing and responding to crime, but there is more ...3 weeks ago
- A search for links between two of the universeâs most spectacular phenomena has come up empty â ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Eric Howell, OzGrav Associate Investigator; Adjunct Research Fellow in Astrophysics, The University of Western Australia Carl Knox / OzGrav, CC BY Every so often, astronomers glimpse an intense flash of radio waves from space â a flash that lasts only ...43 mins ago - Lions to roar or Magpies to soar? Itâs a remarkable revival story either way on grand final daySource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Daryl Adair, Associate Professor of Sport Management, University of Technology Sydney Saturdayâs premiership tussle between Collingwood and Brisbane features the two top-ranked teams from 2023. Hopefully, unlike last yearâs final, it will be a gripping match. The 2023 finals series has so ...43 mins ago
- Handkerchief or tissue? Which oneâs better for our health and the planet?Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Mark Patrick Taylor, Chief Environmental Scientist, EPA Victoria; Honorary Professor, School of Natural Sciences, Macquarie University Shutterstock Maybe you have hay fever, COVID, a cold or the flu, and are reaching for a tissue or handkerchief. But which oneâs better ...43 mins ago
- âYouâre constantly worryingâ: pregnant women, bushfire smoke and the impossibility of safetySource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Mary Lou Rasmussen, Professor, School of Sociology, Australian National University Smoke covered large swathes of Australia during the catastrophic summer fires of 2019-2020. You could see the plumes from space. Over 20% of Australiaâs forests went up in smoke and flame. ...43 mins ago
- Michael Woodhouse is prepared to lose in Dunedin one last time
The former cabinet minister withdrew from Nationalâs list after implying the party had valued his experience below the need for diversity. Shanti Mathias speaks to him in Dunedin as he contemplates what comes after 15 years in politics. Michael Woodhouse is always repping â both Otago and the National Party. ...46 mins ago - Michael Woodhouse is prepared to lose in Dunedin one last timeThe former cabinet minister withdrew from Nationalâs list after implying the party had valued his experience below the need for diversity. Shanti Mathias speaks to him in Dunedin as he contemplates what comes after 15 years in politics. Michael Woodhouse is always repping â both Otago and the National Party. ...46 mins ago
- Boos and strong language mark forum on housing
Political candidates have heard the plight of renters at a forum in Wellington, with all promising to continue funding tenant services. ...1 hour ago - ACT climate policy could see NZ Paris Agreement pledge walked backThe ACT Party has raised the possibility it would renege on New Zealand's international climate pledge under the Paris Agreement. ...1 hour ago
- Public sector headcount rises in last pre-election recruitment drive
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- Election 2023: All the latest developments on 29 SeptemberThe National Party is set to reveal its fiscal plan today after much controversy over how viable its foreign buyer's tax is and Labour's release of their fiscal plan on Wednesday. ...2 hours ago
- Try queen almost quit her Black Ferns dream
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- Itâs happening: Thereâs finally construction on Wellingtonâs Golden Mile The revitalisation of the city centre that Wellington has been debating for years is finally actually happening. Joel MacManus explains what that means. Thereâs a handful of road cones and some tradies hanging around Grey Street this morning, and itâs possibly the best thing to happen in Wellington since Elijah ...5 hours ago
- Itâs happening: Thereâs finally construction on Wellingtonâs Golden Mile The revitalisation of the city centre that Wellington has been debating for years is finally actually happening. Joel MacManus explains what that means. Thereâs a handful of road cones and some tradies hanging around Grey Street this morning, and itâs possibly the best thing to happen in Wellington since Elijah ...5 hours ago
- Thereâs always another WinstonChristopher Luxon looks like he will have to call Winston Peters on October 15 to form a government. But which Winston will answer the phone? Winston Peters has been booted from parliament on three separate occasions since he first entered in 1979. Every time it has changed him. In 1981 ...5 hours ago
- Thereâs always another WinstonChristopher Luxon looks like he will have to call Winston Peters on October 15 to form a government. But which Winston will answer the phone? Winston Peters has been booted from parliament on three separate occasions since he first entered in 1979. Every time it has changed him. In 1981 ...5 hours ago
- Daily crossword, Friday 29 September
...5 hours ago - NZ cancels final 21.5m Kyoto-era carbon credits
Climate Minister scraps 21m carbon credits left over from the international Kyoto Protocol markets ...5 hours ago - Road safety loses funding fight as more Waka Kotahi plans off track
Resources have been focused on maintenance because of severe weather ...5 hours ago - Torn apart by war, kept apart by bureaucrats
âLet these young people have a lifeâ is the plea from a lawyer for an Afghan teenager living without her parents in New Zealand. She's one of a dozen children who fled here when the Taliban took over who are now forcibly separated from their families. It's not difficult ...5 hours ago - Winston reaches deep in his kete of scaremongering soundbites
Baseless fear and loathing regarding MÄori political issues is nothing new, but claims that the sky is falling could decide this election ...5 hours ago - Raw Politics: Act and NZ First grab steering wheel
This week on the Raw Politics podcast: We look at what common wins might await New Zealand First and Act if National needs them both post-election; Plus How good are the Greens in the polls, and do overseas votes count for much? Much of the focus of the political ...5 hours ago - Newsroom daily quiz, Friday 29 September
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- What causes lithium-ion battery fires? Why are they so intense? And how should they be fought? An ex...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Muhammad Rizwan Azhar, Lecturer, Edith Cowan University Shutterstock Picture this: youâre cruising down the Great Ocean Road in your brand new electric vehicle (EV), the ocean to your left and the wind in your hair. But what if I told ...13 hours ago
- Australian universities have dropped in the latest round of global rankings â should we be worried...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Judith Ireland, Education Editor, The Conversation, Australia Every year, Times Higher Education â a global higher education publication â ranks universities around the world. This one of three prominent international ranking systems for universities. Its 2024 list has just been released ...14 hours ago
- Te PÄti MÄori candidate tops informal audience poll at chamber eventTe PÄti MÄori's first general seat candidate has come out on top in an unscientific audience poll at a business chamber election event in a district held by National since 2008. ...15 hours ago
- Watch: Caucus – What do you do with a problem like Winston?On this week's episode of Caucus, Lisa Owen, Guyon Espiner, Julian Wilcox and Tim Watkin discuss the enigma that is Winston Peters and more as the election campaign races toward its final two weeks. Watch it here. ...15 hours ago
- The green energy surge still isnât enough for 1.5 degrees. Weâll have to overshoot, adapt and so...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Pep Canadell, Chief Research Scientist, Climate Science Centre, CSIRO Oceans and Atmosphere; Executive Director, Global Carbon Project, CSIRO Shutterstock It was a rare bit of good news on climate. The International Energy Agency this week released its latest net zero ...15 hours ago
- A journey of discovery and identity formation: The Dictionary of Lost Words makes its wonderful stag...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Russell Fewster, Lecturer in Performing Arts, University of South Australia Sam Roberts/State Theatre Company of South Australia The Dictionary of Lost Words follows Esme as she navigates the patriarchal world of Victorian England. While her father and colleagues construct the ...15 hours ago
- Beyond the PwC scandal, thereâs a growing case for a royal commission into Australiaâs ruthless ...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Carl Rhodes, Professor of Organization Studies, University of Technology Sydney Shutterstock Accounting and consulting group PwC has been front page news ever since its chief executive Tim Seymour stepped down âeffectively immediatelyâ in May, when the firm said it had ...16 hours ago
- ACT announces landlords policy, including 'pet bond'ACT is promising to make it easier for landlords to evict tenants, including if they are in emergency housing. ...16 hours ago
- ACT announces landlords policy, including 'pet bond'ACT is promising to make it easier for landlords to evict tenants, including if they are in emergency housing. ...16 hours ago
- The daily wrapHere are todayâs top stories from the election campaign and beyond. The roads around parliament will reopen this afternoon after protesters cleared the area without issue, police have said. The Warehouse facing âWeet-Bix situationâ as Sanitarium pulls cereal from stores. The Commerce Commission says it is seeking urgent answers. ...17 hours ago
- Hipkins angered by race âone-linersâ
The Prime Minister said he feels like progress on Treaty relationships have never been so at risk in his lifetime Prime Minister Chris Hipkins appealed to the MÄori community to turn up to the polls today in Kawakawa, in a speech where he railed against racist comments made by his ...17 hours ago - âExtremely concerningâ â ComCom wants answers over Sanitarium v The WarehouseThe Commerce Commission says itâs asked Sanitarium why itâs pulling Weet-Bix off the shelves at The Warehouse, as we reported this afternoon. In a statement, the commissionâs chair John Small said the claims made by The Warehouse were âextremely concerningâ and Sanitarium had been asked to explain. âWe are also ...17 hours ago
- Sanitarium wonât explain why Weet-Bix being pulled from The WarehouseSanitarium wonât explain why they are pulling Weet-Bix products from all 88 Warehouse stores this coming weekend, citing commercial sensitivity. The Warehouse said that it wonât be provided with the 1.2kg packs of Weet-Bix itâs been selling from 2021, with Sanitarium blaming supply issues. âAs far as we are aware, ...17 hours ago
- Taxpayersâ Union Calls Hipkinsâ GST Bluff â Releases The Modelling And Challenges Hipkins To D...
Following recent concerns raised by the Taxpayersâ Union that Labourâs GST-exempt policy would leave a revenue hole of up to $411m because, as Labour have claimed, more people may eat fresh fruit and vegetables if they were cheaper, yesterday Chris ...18 hours ago - https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO2309/S00253/.htm...18 hours ago
- Police report no issues at Parliament protestHundreds of people marched through Wellington to Parliament today to protest a wide variety of issues, but police reported no problems from marchers and roads are now reopening. ...18 hours ago
- Police report no issues at Parliament protestHundreds of people marched through Wellington to Parliament today to protest a wide variety of issues, but police reported no problems from marchers and roads are now reopening. ...18 hours ago
- National MP, gang supporters clash in protest on Parliament forecourt – 'Is that a threat...National MP Mark Mitchell got into a heated exchange with a group of gang whÄnau this morning after refusing to accept their petition protesting anti-gang policies. ...18 hours ago
- National MP, gang supporters clash in protest on Parliament forecourt – 'Is that a threat...National MP Mark Mitchell got into a heated exchange with a group of gang whÄnau this morning after refusing to accept their petition protesting anti-gang policies. ...18 hours ago
- Wellington roads to reopen after âuneventfulâ protest of 2,000 peopleThe roads around parliament will reopen this afternoon after protesters cleared the area without issue, police have said. No issues have been reported at the rally, which attracted crowds of about 2,000 people led by Brian Tamaki and members of the freedom movement. âPolice maintained a high presence in the ...18 hours ago
- Chris and Chris: The honeymoon endsIn the second leadersâ debate of the campaign, the happy Chris marriage has hit the rocks. It was a real love fest a week ago when Chris Hipkins and Chris Luxon first debated on live television. But on Wednesday night, with Paddy Gower moderating, their relationship took a turn. ...19 hours ago
- 4 ways to support someone with dementia during extreme heatSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Nikki-Anne Wilson, Postdoctoral Research Fellow, Neuroscience Research Australia (NeuRA), UNSW Sydney Shutterstock Our ability to adapt our behaviour to changes in temperature takes a significant amount of thought and decision making. For example, we need to identify suitable clothing, increase ...19 hours ago
- A chat with Down For Loveâs Leisel and Brayden, the best reality couple of all timeAhead of the return of Down For Love, we caught up with season oneâs golden couple: Leisel and Brayden. Last year, a dating show with a difference captured the hearts of New Zealand viewers, and tonight, that unique dating show returns to our screens for a second season. Down For ...19 hours ago
- Aotearoa New Zealand Is Failing Older PeopleOlder people in this country are not being prioritised, and specific action must be taken immediately to better support and value this group now and into the future, the United Nations (UN) has been told. In advance of International Day of Older Persons ...19 hours ago
- Ministry Of Education Still Failing To Deliver For Kiwi KidsResponding to the release of the OECDâs latest Education at a Glance report, Taxpayersâ Union Policy Adviser, James Ross, said: âSince 2018, investment received by the Ministry of Education has increased by nearly 75%. Despite this, outcomes for our ...19 hours ago
- National says anti-gang policies would be enforced in first 100 daysNational would introduce new legislation to target gangs within its first 100 days in office, the partyâs police spokesperson Mark Mitchell said. Earlier today, Mitchell met a group of gang members on the parliamentary forecourt to hear their opposition to his partyâs views. According to the Herald, it was an ...19 hours ago
- The Warehouse facing âWeet-Bix situationâ as Sanitarium pulls cereal from storesâSupply constraintsâ mean The Warehouse wonât be able to sell Weet-Bix products from this weekend â but the retailer is confused as to why theyâre seemingly the only ones affected. Stewart Sowman-Lund reports. The Warehouse has headed straight to the Commerce Commission seeking help to resolve a âWeet-Bix situationâ after ...19 hours ago
- Sogavare hails ânew approachâ on West Papua â Wale calls PM âJudasâBy Charley Piringi in Honiara The Melanesian Spearhead Group (MSG) has adopted a fresh approach in addressing the longstanding and sensitive West Papuan issue, says Solomon Islands Prime Minister Manasseh Sogavare. Upon his return yesterday from the United Nations General Assembly meeting in New York last week, he clarified to ...19 hours ago
- Grocery Supply Code Will Drive Food Prices Even HigherCommenting on the Grocery Supply Code of Conduct coming into force, Taxpayersâ Union Policy Adviser, James Ross, said: âThe grocery supply code of conduct has completely missed the root causes of New Zealandâs sky-high grocery prices. Lack ...20 hours ago
- Overstayers express concern over Labour's amnesty pledgeThe Labour Party's proposal for an immigration amnesty for people who have overstayed their visa for at least 10 years has sparked mixed reaction among overstayers. ...20 hours ago
- Gone By Lunchtime: Winston Peters? I donât know herAs Hipkins and Luxon went head-to-head in the second leadersâ debate, the NZ First leader hovered in the rafters. Where did all New Zealandâs mojo go? Turns out Chris Hipkins had stashed it all in a drawer, and mainlined it ahead of the Newshub leadersâ debate. He was dramatically more ...20 hours ago
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El Presidente plays the world’s smallest violin in tribute to the billions of people he is condemning
Chances of my second term.
I would argue that they are somewhat smaller than that.
the markets and bookmakers would disagree with you on that one….
Mr president,
How much influence did the Russians have in your election?
Look! My brain fell out
Labour is this close to making 30%
That’s my son james. Once only a twinkle in my left eye.
desperate much —- no wait there is more.
See more comments below from the supporter of child bashing
I feel sorry for people like you who cannot tell the difference between a smack and beating – hate to be your kid.
That why we changed the law, so people like you don’t smack their kids to death.
challenge you to find a single instance of a smack to the bum killing a kid.
your pathetic accusations are, well pathetic.
The accusation was simply a question a long time ago which you never answered. So I went with the logical conclusion which was you accept violence against children. Hence why I call you the supporter of child beaters.
It can be cleared up, but you have steadfastly held to your violence against children line. I’m just calling you out for you continued support of people who use violence against children. That how politics works james, just in case you missed the memo.
I wonder which one you will come back with, the I’m all offended play act, or the poor me line. Any chance you might actually grow up and accept that hitting children is wrong? I won’t hold my breath.
A smack to the bum wouldn’t kill your elderly grandparent either, but would you agree that it is more than inappropriate – it is unnecessarily violent.
Why is the violence then excusable against children?
An ugly comment.
Still chasing my older comments around the site.
Gee – I must have really gotten under your skin.
Let it go – – its not good for you.
Your worldview is not good for the many.
In your view of the world.
National’s chances of getting re-elected are this much.
Andrew Little is only this far behind Jacinda in the Preferred PM Polls
Theresa May is maybe this far ahead of Corbyn…
Policies, not polls.
Or is that all you have?
Chasing my comments around the standard days afterwards??? .. all my recent replies are from this pathetic staking “ed” person.
I just noticed that as well. I think Ed likes you James
Lol it always begins like this …
Just observing how you operate.
see that?
that is the size of the fuck that i give.
Excellent double entendre there Sabine ! I go with the unspoken. That’s the root of the problem and the cause of that ugly strut in every other area of the life. Weird, dangerous prick !
My commitment to policies, actions and agreements aimed at avoiding climate change…
“See That’s how big my brain is.”
“and, covfefelly, it’s almost how much sanity I have left. Sad!”
Yeah? Well get fucked vlad my fish was THIS fucken big.
In the bling of an eye, planet earth will become like a spec of dust in the universe.
I’m taking you all with me, you frackers!
I give this much about the planet.
They want me to take this pill so I get a good nights sleep and when I wake the world will be perfect
they said the pill came from Russia got to be good for you
I believe them
So do we
It was only a tiny stroke
I only want this much off
It was really a very small Russian hooker party…
That’s how much Co2 affects the planet….
As I slept on after my incredible world breaking tweet #covfefe I dreamt about Obuma and how so so useless he was over The Paris agreement so I give him a measure of his usefulness by 10 million gnats penis’s.
“What’s left of my integrity.”
Making America this great again! One promise Iâll keep.
I love you this much.
I’m only this nuts if youve listened to Hillary at Code Conference.
Believe me, its great,its amazing how much pleasure I get from something this big.
” This is how much truck the globalists are going to get with me – and they know it ”,…
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“Why, how big’s your world view, Angela?”
Hillary said Bill’s was only this big.
This is the chance I have of not remaining President at the end of the year.
This is how much Americans will be covered with Trump health care.
Fuck all.
I told Tillerson that Nu Zeelannd is only this big but they love us down there.
my level of understanding about climate change
edgar the bug shows his yuuuge intellect
Bill English’s chances of remaining Prime Minister are this much.