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- Green Government will revoke oil and gas permits
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- Overseas investment changes to get New Zealand off the bench
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- Feedback will improve health and safety system and grow the economy
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- Government releases more Fast-track detail
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- Government releases plan for affordable electricity
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- Govt broadly accepts Royal Commission findings
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- Brakes put on contractor and consultant spending
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- Accounts confirm need for spending restraint
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- Minister to co-chair carbon market negotiations at COP29
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- Confirmation of Payee service to improve payment security
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- Medicines access continues to increase
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- Strengthening NZ’s emergency management system
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- Brighter days ahead for Kiwis
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- Sport NZ asked to update Transgender Inclusion Guiding Principles
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- Freshwater farm plan rollout set to be paused by end of year
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- New report shows improvements in air quality
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- New Zealand Climate Change Ambassador appointed
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- Further action to tackle driver licence wait times
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- Strengthened cyber security support for New Zealand businesses
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- Apprenticeship Boost targets key occupations
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- Funding boost to reduce wait times at Palmerston North ED
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- Funding boost to reduce wait times at Palmerston North ED
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- Significant investment for affordable housing with Waikato-Tainui
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- New Zealand marks anniversary of 7 October
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- Fast-track to boost renewable electricity
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- Fast-track to drive transport projects forward
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- Fast-track projects released
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- Ruakākā recreation centre opened
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- Extra Government support for farmers and growers in Southland and parts of Otago
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- Government welcomes move to delay EU Deforestation Regulation
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- Response to Ministerial Inquiry into School Property
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- New Government support for residential construction market announced
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- New appointment to the EPA board
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- Strengthening resilience with critical road improvement projects
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- Doubling road rehabilitation this summer to prevent potholes
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- Sir Jerry Mateparae appointed in Bougainville post-referendum moderator role
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- One year of war in Gaza – protect journalists now, says IPI
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- Transport Minister appalled by taxi driver stabbing
Simeon Brown says new legislation will mean harsher penalties for people attacking taxi drivers. ...6 hours ago
- Manawanui: 200,000 litres of diesel has leaked from wreck, says Samoan authorities
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- Hamilton councillors spend $42k of ratepayer money on training and conferences
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- How my collection of Funko Pops ended up in Te Papa
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- East Asia summit: ‘We’ll get it done’ – PM Christopher Luxon on India trade ...
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- Ministers lift the curtain on fast-track approval conflicts
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Say cheese. Then the meltdown and you are all toast.
You can see the petroleum on their breath.
The Gree Dees – greatest hits – how deep is your depravity, tragedy part 43, staying a slime, im really a joke, and of course the big favorite – lonely dazed, lonely tight when am I gonna get my money…
The Elders having a good laugh at Simon.
“The Protocols of the Elders of Simon”? Think I saw that in a conspiracy nutter’s bookcase once.
Of Zion, rather. No, no link to that whatsoever.
When you don’t get the joke, you are the joke.
Simon photobombs selfie.
The Goof, the Bad, and the Ugly.
You b….
I was going to do that one:
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly.
I take no credit and make no apologies except to say that it was too obviously easy 😉
It was rather….
I donate to you The Goon Show Australasia.
A sneak of weasels
(What is the collective noun for weasels)
The Rat Pack.
Slytherin House prefects.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Pack
Thank you Robert. Good to learn something so appropriate.
A boogle, gang, confusion or pack of weasels.
Thank you David Mac for that contortion of lovely adjectives.
“Thanks to the vile necromantic arts of John Key and his young apprentice Simon Bridges, the National Party Conference was graced by the reanimated corpse of John Howard.”
The moment Simon realises he’s taken far too much acid…
So, Simon’s sugar rushing.
https://static.petersofkensington.com.au/images/ProductImages/636617-Zoom.jpg
Don’t you mean not enough acid? That’s his bloody problem.
Blue-green anyone?
Send in the clowns
Green as in snakeskin
Fuck your flag Winston
We want New Zealanders living in cars and under bridges.
Under Bridges – that sounds sleazy.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Simon and da Finkels
sack, back and crack
🤣🤣
Sag, bag, and crap. [all verbs]
The goon, the gone and the going aka the hirsute, the bald and the pony tail.
Nice one!
The Goof, the Bald, and the Smugly.
Simon, Deagol and Smeagol.
The top cast for Sir Peter’s next movie has been decided with the approval of the Actors Guild? Not so much need for Weta Studios this time 😉
I will probably get condemned here – and there – but this poster on Your NZ (or rather someone in their house) nailed it in one with this (slightly abbreviated) playing on Bridges’ tweet of this photo plus “Me and two Johns”:
Simon and two Johns = three Dicks
h/t Duperez – https://yournz.org/2018/07/29/at-least-bridges-is-getting-some-publicity/#comment-294598
OMG, the resurrection of Larry, Moe and Curly. Sad the lengths Natz will go to make itself seem a viable alternative to government!
The long term beneficiary, the war criminal and the White collar fraudster.
The exclusive brethren
That’s really funny, Tricledown!
What!? Just noticed it’s “drown”, not “down”.
Apologies.
Going, Gone, and Gone.
Or – Going, Gone and Gonzo!
The Three Stooges reboot has finally beencast.
Blood Sucking Zombies from Hell….Now playing in a country near you…even one little taste of the housing market will turn into one of their mindless minions!
The Prosecutor, the Solicitor, the Banker.
walked into a bar…
… the Banker
horses aroundgets the attention of the barmaid ……she tucks her pony-tail into her collar as the 2 Johns slide their bottoms across the soft leather of a booth. Simon shakes hands with a ‘Say Cheese’ smile, orders a Shandy for himself and cocktails for the right pair of Johns. Mr Howard ordered a ‘Snowball in Hell’ and Key asked Simon to get him an Inspiration Wasteland on the rocks.’
A gallon of eau de vie, three straws and quick now we have finished the speeches schmoozing the punters.
The barmaid thanked Simon for his tip and slid the coin into the video jukebox. A fan of early Clint Eastwood movies and choral music she selected the theme/trailer of an old movie called Kelly’s Heroes.
Key casts a dark glance at his conspiracy fellows, checks for hidden mikes in the pepper & salt shakers, and opens the conversation: “I’ve got some dirt in my top drawer that will change our fortunes. What I’m saying is that with a bit of help from our friends in the MSM we’re on the brink of something exceptional”. Simon lets escape a deep sigh of relief that sounds more like rumbling flatulence, which attracts the attention of some other dodgy characters hidden in the dark shadows of the bar: “Thank you Sir John, I was getting a little concerned about my lack of popularity”. Key, making a throat slitting gesture, hushes Simon “Zip it sweetie, John and I are having a conversation. You need to learn to respect your elders”.
Simon leaned in and said “I think Grant Robertson fiddles with another man’s thing.”
It says “[k]eep it seemly …” at the top of the post so here goes:
Key, after a long gulp from his Inspiration Wasteland and lowering his voice with a slight slurring of his words: “I have it on good authority that all Ministers of Finance fiddle while Rome burns. Tell me, have you fed your chickens lately? It is a question that every PM and aspiring PM gets asked. You’ll need to be prepared with a wise-cracking answer or you’re gone by lunch time. Don will see to it.” Simon lets rip an even louder sigh of relief that unsettles other punters in the shadows and some rustling noises can be heard. John and John smile at each other, knowingly, and nod; the GCSB is in the bar doing important reconnaissance work on unsuspecting innocent law-abiding citizens minding their own business and trying to have a quiet beer in the bar.
What an “ashpirational” group.
The Three Little Pigs
Howard’s End remake flounders.
The reverse works better….
Howard’s End remake secures funding.
Cheesy grins and hidden hands….. things that make you go hmmmmmmmm…
Rough as guts, blood and guts, get some guts
No such thing as poverty! SMILE!!
The Three Muppeteers: one for us, all for us!
Rough as guts, blood and guts, get some guts
Introducing “National” the stage show. Bringing to life past elections wins that never existed – 1817, 1917 and 2017.
What the critics say,
“Jesus Christ Superstar meets dead Cats”
Yeah, nah, yeah…
Spot the idiot.
“No. Simon, that’s not what ‘a meeting in camera’ means!”
So a seat warmer, a racist and, a has been walk into a bar.
They all hit their heads on it and fall over as that bar was their moral bar and it was extremely low.
Gog, Magog and the Progeny
Well two people thought it was a good idea to bring him over
Jail bait
meat and two vege
Drongo, Dingo. and Dorkey.
First I’ll build 10 bridges, then I’ll lower class size then I’ll …