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Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 12:30 pm, October 21st, 2018 - 29 comments
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29 comments on “Caption contest ”

  1. David Mac 1

    Harcourt’s Salesperson of the Year Awards.

  2. Ed 2

    Was that at the Dilawi celebrations?

  3. mac1 3

    “And then you hold down the left hand button and press record!”

  4. bwaghorn 4

    I didn’t even know these things had a record function !!!

  5. Incognito 5

    Is that Max?? He’s put on a bit of weight …

  6. joe90 6

    Crying babies find solace in their newfangled pacifiers.


  7. John Williams 7

    Message to base: “Whatever you do, please don’t put Judith’s name on the ballot sheet!”

  8. Philj 8

    ” All eyes down for a full house ! “

  9. MikeG 9

    “Talking points for today are listed below. Please memorise”

  10. Ankerrawshark 10

    Dear john (I mean Jami)

    How I hate to let you know,

    Dear john,
    That your going to have to go

    For if you don’t shut the f up
    You’ll be runover by a truck
    Because national need to cover up
    All their dirty filthy muck

    Caucus from the Diwali festival

  11. Morrissey 11

    Oh, I’ve got one! I’ve got one!….

    Simon Bridges and co.: putting “de wally” in Diwali.






    I’ll get my coat.

  12. greywarshark 12

    Selling housing, allocated seating and devices to take you up to where you want to go (now Cloud 9¾) – others queue on the ground for the basics.

  13. psych nurse 13

    Dearly beloved, I have sinned.

  14. Stuart Munro 14

    YK: So… what’s the bidding on the new place on the list that just opened up 🙂 ?
    SB: I’m not sure what you mean.
    YK: The place once occupied by the talkative Mr Ross 😉
    SB: Oh that. Well, you know – make me an offer. 😀

    • Dukeofurl 14.1

      Ross wont be a list vacancy, a new Mp being an electorate Mp will fill up the spots first and only then go down the list only names.

      Considering that the deal was done/delivered over an extra Chinese Mp, Botany is a good place to start- gets around the difficulty of turfing one of the’ two indians out’ for list Mps

  15. OnceWasTim 15

    I’ll hark back to my comment the other day – provoked by Dennis …. but how to commodify the Sikh religion – it’s been all in vogue these days, although after recent events, it’ll take more than the superficial donning of – well, look at the picture.

    Two Chinese are more valuable than two Indians

    on the https://thestandard.org.nz/two-chinese-are-more-valuable-than-two-indians/
    thread at 6

    And bear in mind that one of them was instrumental (or at least complicit) in setting the Indians for Sale immigration policy over the past decade.

  16. Fireblade 16

    Simon says: Geez this Indian cultural rubbish is boring, letz all troll The Standard website.

  17. Jens 17

    “Quickly now, let’s see what dirt he got on each of us.”
    “What? You mean you guys had sex with him too?”

  18. McFlock 18

    “Check out stuff – he’s dropped another recording”

  19. SPC 19

    $200,000 has bought you two MP’s, another $200,000 will get you the deposit on this property.

  20. Upapua 20

    Brad Pitt watches office staff celebrate Diwali

  21. gsays 21

    “What’s the wifi password?”

  22. Drowsy M. Kram 22

    Addicts in priority queue at Harcourts’ new mental health facility.

    More National party ‘support’ coming your way – be well, JLR.

  23. Pete 23

    “Four Phonies in Auckland.”

  24. Stuart Munro 24

    Look down, look down
    Don’t look ’em in the eye

  25. adam 25

    National, our apologies don’t mean jack!

  26. Incognito 26

    Tomorrow there will be more pain in the neck.

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