Friday funny: Paul Henry
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- Health Minister Andrew Little responding to the New Zealand Nurses Organisation's rejection of ...I was advised last night that the result of the ballot of Tōpūtanga Tapuhi Kaitiaki o Aotearoa New Zealand Nurses Organisation members have rejected the latest proposal to settle their collective agreement. Let me be clear: the proposal was one they put to the Government. The Nurses Organisation rejected their ...6 days ago
- Conversion Practices Prohibition Legislation introduced to ParliamentLegislation has been introduced to Parliament to protect against practices intended to change or suppress someone’s sexual orientation, gender identity, or gender expression. Introducing the Conversion Practices Prohibition Legislation Bill, Minister of Justice, Kris Faafoi, said the measures proposed were aimed at ending conversion practices which don’t work, are widely ...6 days ago
- New kaupapa Māori mental health and addiction services to support people in central North IslandNew mental health and addiction services rolling out across the central North Island will improve outcomes and equity for Māori, Associate Minister of Health (Māori Health) Peeni Henare says. Today the Minister met with providers of the new kaupapa Māori primary mental health and addiction service, Poutama Ora, which will ...6 days ago
- New kaupapa Māori mental health and addiction services to support people in central North IslandNew mental health and addiction services rolling out across the central North Island will improve outcomes and equity for Māori, Associate Minister of Health (Māori Health) Peeni Henare says. Today the Minister met with providers of the new kaupapa Māori primary mental health and addiction service, Poutama Ora, which will ...6 days ago
- New school site for booming West AucklandThe Government will build on a new school site in West Auckland to cope with rapid population growth in the area, Education Minister Chris Hipkins says. The Ministry is working with existing local schools to determine how the 1.5-hectare site at 279 Hobsonville Point Road will be used to support ...6 days ago
- Trans-Tasman travel window to close at midnight tomorrowA further 500 MIQ rooms released for managed returnees from NSW Further Government actions announced today are balanced to provide more certainty for Kiwis wanting to return from Australia, while continuing to protect New Zealand from COVID-19, acting Minister for COVID-19 Response Ayesha Verrall says. The actions were foreshadowed last ...7 days ago
- Govt investing millions in Hawke's Bay and Tairāwhiti schoolsNapier Boys’ and Girls’ High Schools are among those set to benefit from a $16.5 million investment in the Hawke's Bay and Tairāwhiti region, Economic and Regional Development Minister Stuart Nash announced today. The Government has set aside money in Budget 2021 to accelerate five projects in Napier, Hastings, Havelock North ...7 days ago
- Game changing Jobs for Nature investment for NorthlandConservation Minister Kiri Allan has announced Jobs for Nature funding for a portfolio of projects that will create ‘game changing’ gains for nature and communities across Northland/Te Tai Tokerau as part of the Government’s acceleration of the economic recovery from COVID. “This portfolio of 12 projects will see over $20 ...7 days ago
- Third COVID-19 vaccine receives provisional approvalNew Zealand’s regulatory authority Medsafe has granted provisional approval of the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine for individuals 18 years of age and older, Acting Minister for COVID-19 Response Dr Ayesha Verrall announced today. New Zealand secured 7.6 million doses (enough for 3.8 million people) of the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine through an ...7 days ago
- Bowel-cancer screening programme is saving livesMore than 1000 New Zealanders have had bowel cancer – New Zealand’s second-most-common cause of death from cancer - detected under the Government’s National Bowel Screening Programme, Health Minister Andrew Little said today. More than 1200 New Zealanders died from bowel cancer in 2017. The screening programme aims to save ...7 days ago
- Govt welcomes draft report on the retail grocery sectorThe Commerce Commission’s draft report into the retail grocery sector is being welcomed by Government as a major milestone. “I asked the Commerce Commission to look at whether this sector is as competitive as it could be and today it has released its draft report for consultation,” Commerce and Consumer ...7 days ago
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- Next step to protect Milford Sound PiopiotahiExpert group lays out plan to better protect iconic UNESCO World Heritage site Milford Sound Piopiotahi and its surrounds Funding confirmed for dedicated unit and Establishment Board to assess the recommendations and provide oversight of the process from here Milford Opportunities Project a test case for transformational change in tourism ...1 week ago
- Funding for projects to reduce waste from construction and demolitionThe Government has announced funding for projects in Auckland and the lower North Island to help reduce construction and demolition waste. “Construction is the main source of waste sent to landfill, and much of this could be reduced, reused and recovered,” Environment Minister David Parker said. “The Government is funding ...1 week ago
- Speech at the launch of the National Hepatitis C Action PlanTēnā koutou katoa. Thank you Anglesea Pharmacy and Te Manawa Taki for hosting this event. As a doctor, I saw first hand the impact of hepatitis C. I met Moana in 2019; she came to the infectious diseases outpatient clinic at Wellington Hospital having tested positive for hepatitis C. Like ...1 week ago
- Plan to eliminate hepatitis C as a major health threat by 2030A plan to eliminate hepatitis C in New Zealand, reducing liver cancer and the need for liver transplants, has been released today by Associate Minister of Health Dr Ayesha Verrall. “Around 45,000 New Zealanders have hepatitis C, but only around half know they have it,” said Ayesha Verrall. “Symptoms often ...1 week ago
- School upgrades and new classrooms for West Coast, Tasman and CanterburyA funding injection from Budget 2021 to complete four shovel ready projects and new classrooms at six schools and kura will provide a real boost to local communities, Minister Dr Megan Woods announced today. “This Government has committed to providing quality fit for purpose learning environments and 100,000 new student ...1 week ago
- Warmer Kiwi Homes smashes annual targetThe Government's highly successful insulation and heating programme, Warmer Kiwi Homes, is celebrating a key milestone with the completion of more than 38,000 insulation and efficient heater installs in the year to the end of June, smashing its target of 25,000 installs for the year. “The Warmer Kiwi Homes scheme ...1 week ago
- Exemption granted for Wallabies to enter NZBledisloe Cup rugby will be played in New Zealand after the Australian rugby team received an economic exemption to enter New Zealand. Travel between Australia and New Zealand was suspended on Friday for at least eight weeks following the worsening of the COVID outbreak across the Tasman. New Zealanders have ...1 week ago
- Minister of Foreign Affairs makes three diplomatic appointmentsForeign Affairs Minister Nanaia Mahuta today announced three New Zealand Head of Mission appointments. They are: Mike Walsh as Ambassador to Iran Michael Upton as Ambassador to Ethiopia and the African Union Kevin Burnett as Ambassador to Indonesia Iran “Aotearoa New Zealand has a long-standing and constructive relationship with Iran, despite a ...1 week ago
- Enhanced Task Force Green Approved for West Coast and MarlboroughThe Government has activated Enhanced Task Force Green (ETFG) in response to the West Coast and Marlborough floods, Social Development and Employment Minister Carmel Sepuloni announced today. “To assist with the clean-up, up to $500,000 will be made available to support the recovery in Buller and Marlborough which has experienced ...1 week ago
- Let’s not forget what Valerie Adams has done
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Manaaki Rangatahi acknowledges the comments of Homelessness Minister, Marama Davidson, recognizing the urgent need for a strategy to prevent and end youth homelessness. Responding to the story of Hannah on Newshub Nation, a young woman experiencing homelessness ...28 mins ago - Newsletter: New Zealand Politics Daily – August 5 2021
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- ‘The blood of Jesus is my vaccine’: how a fringe group of Christians hijacks faith in a war agai...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Robyn J. Whitaker, Senior Lecturer in New Testament, Pilgrim Theological College, University of Divinity Wes Mountain/The Conversation, CC BY-ND “The blood of Jesus is my vaccine” read one of the signs at a recent protest against lockdown regulations in Sydney. ...1 hour ago
- How far should compulsory proof of vaccination go — and what rights do New Zealanders have?Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Claire Breen, Professor of Law, University of Waikato www.shutterstock.com With greater numbers of people being vaccinated and countries looking to reopen borders safely, the introduction of some form of vaccine passport seems increasingly likely. For New Zealand, where the elimination ...1 hour ago
- We asked landholders how they feel about biodiversity offsets — and the NSW government has a lot t...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Roel Plant, Adjunct Professor, University of Technology Sydney Shutterstock When land is cleared to make room for urban growth, infrastructure, mining, and so on, developers are often required to “offset” their environmental damage by improving biodiversity elsewhere. This could mean, ...1 hour ago
- School students at the heart of a COVID outbreak change the story of how it spreadsSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Naomi Barnes, Senior Lecturer, School of Teacher Education & Leadership, Queensland University of Technology The central role of schools in the Brisbane COVID-19 outbreak means the virus might move through the community differently from previous outbreaks. Previously, the focus has been on ...1 hour ago
- 50 years since Mike Oldfield began writing Tubular Bells: the pioneering album that changed the soun...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Andy Bennett, Professor, Griffith University English composer and multi-instrumentalist Mike Oldfield began writing Tubular Bells 50 years ago, at the age of 17. The record, released two years later, was the first on Richard Branson’s newly established Virgin label and remains Oldfield’s ...1 hour ago
- Dunne Speaks: Time To Revamp MIQ...1 hour ago
- Live updates, August 5: Kris Faafoi planned to quit parliament last year – reportWelcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for August 5, bringing you the latest news updated throughout the day. Get in touch at stewart@thespinoff.co.nz8.00am: Kris Faafoi planned to quit parliament last year – reportJustice minister Kris Faafoi reportedly planned to quit parliament at last year’s election before being persuaded to stay ...2 hours ago
- A book for those who have lost their wordsJames Stephens* was a teacher and voracious reader until 2015, when a stroke took his words. After years of speech therapy and hard slog he has now written – written – a book for others who have aphasia, and for those who love them. Books editor Catherine Woulfe reports.(ay-faze-yuh)n. Partial ...2 hours ago
- Book of the Week: Scotty Stevenson on the life of Shag
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- Return of the Rings: Govt hopes Amazon will come back to film more seasons
Amazon has retained its lease on Auckland's biggest films studios, offering worried workers some confidence it will film further seasons in NZ. ...4 hours ago - Newsroom daily quiz, Thursday 5 August
Got a good quiz question? Send Newsroom your questions. ...4 hours ago - Newsroom daily crossword, Thursday 5 August
...4 hours ago - Why even ‘wealthy’ New Zealanders are avoiding the dentistIt’s no surprise that poorer New Zealanders aren’t seeking dental treatment when they need it. But what about those who live in the country’s most prestigious suburbs? If you own a house in Takapuna, one of Auckland’s hottest housing markets, you’re sitting on a property that’s worth more than a million ...5 hours ago
- I really want to move to Wellington, but Wellington is making it really hardLaura Walters always intended to head for Wellington, a city she loves, when she moved back to New Zealand. But the reality is proving challenging. I’ve been trying to get excited about moving back to the city that for so long lived up to its status as the coolest little capital. Now, ...5 hours ago
- Home owners fix mortgage rates as employment strengthens
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Mystics captain Sulu Fitzpatrick has been the driving force in her netball side's success this season. As they go into the national league's grand final this weekend, those closest to her share why when Fitzpatrick leads, you can’t help but follow. If you’re wondering what’s been the key to the ...5 hours ago - No place for cars in cities of the future
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Two poll results give faint hope to a political party now listless and languishing. National needs to sort out first what it stands for, then choose the leader best suited to selling that message to NZ, writes Peter Dunne. ...5 hours ago - We need to start vaccinating people in their 20s and 30s, according to the Doherty modelling. An epi...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Catherine Bennett, Chair in Epidemiology, Deakin University Lukas Coch/AAP Last week the federal government announced 70% of over-16s would need to be vaccinated for COVID-19 restrictions to be eased. And this week, Melbourne’s Doherty Institute published the modelling informing this. ...12 hours ago
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- Cash or freedoms: what will work in the race to get Australia vaccinated against COVID-19?Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Anthony Scott, Professor, The University of Melbourne The race to vaccinate Australians is heating up as the supply of vaccines starts to increase and lockdowns continue. Labor this week suggested a A$300 cash payment for people fully vaccinated by December. Meanwhile, ...14 hours ago
- Would a $300 vaccination payment work? There are reasons to doubt itSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Mark Crosby, Professor, Monash University photopixel/Shutterstock If the proposed A$300 payment to each Australian who is fully vaccinated works, it might be at the expense of getting Australians hooked on incentives, and there are reasons to think it might not ...15 hours ago
- Tiwai Point: Latest document release reveals government concerns about Rio TintoNewly released documents show officials believed Rio Tinto wanted to sideline the clean-up of Tiwai Point aluminium smelter. ...15 hours ago
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- Could drinking 6 cups of coffee a day shrink your brain and increase dementia risk?Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Lachlan Van Schaik, PhD candidate, School of Pharmacy and Biomedical Sciences, La Trobe University Shutterstock Research Checks interrogate newly published studies and how they’re reported in the media. The analysis is undertaken by one or more academics not involved with ...18 hours ago
- ‘I don’t think the police would do much’: new research shows racism during COVID is rarely rep...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Alanna Kamp, Lecturer in Geography and Urban Studies, Western Sydney University Shutterstock It’s not “new” news that Asian Australians are experiencing high rates of racism during the pandemic. However, existing data under-represent the true extent of COVID-related racism. The vast ...18 hours ago
- Port worker vaccinations: 'A disproportionate uptake of misinformation'Misinformation has kept 44 percent of port workers from getting even a single dose of the Covid-19 vaccine, Minister Chris Hipkins says. ...18 hours ago
- Are there any weak links in New Zealand’s food chain?For the final episode of this season of Conversations That Count – Ngā Kōrero Whai Take, we discuss the function, the friction and the potential futures of our food supply systems.Follow Conversations that Count – Ngā Kōrero Whai Take on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or your favourite podcast provider. Over the past ...19 hours ago
- Covid-19 vaccine update: Two million doses administered in New ZealandTwo million doses of the Pfizer vaccine have been given in NZ, with the Covid-19 Response Minister saying the pandemic is not coming to an end and it is important to keep the virus out of this country. ...19 hours ago
- More People Employed – Now Wages Need To Rise"The news that the number of people who are unemployed has decreased to pre-covid level of 4% is welcomed by the Council of Trade Unions", said CTU Economist and Director of Policy Craig Renney. "The labour market now looks as if it has ...20 hours ago
- ‘A culture of acceptance of misconduct’: The MediaWorks review, explainedMaria Dew QC’s independent report on conduct and culture at the radio and outdoor advertising company was published today. Here’s what you need to know.What’s the tldr on the report?Six allegations of sexual assault were heard. Experiences of bullying, sexual harassment, and discrimation and bias on racial and gender grounds ...20 hours ago
- ‘Dancing ghosts’: a new, deeper scan of the sky throws up surprises for astronomersSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Ray Norris, Professor, School of Science, Western Sydney University Jayanne English/EMU/Dark Energy Survey Scanning through data fresh off the telescope, we saw two ghosts dancing deep in the cosmos. We had never seen anything like it before, and we had ...20 hours ago
- Why we should share our vaccinesThis month, 7.4 million AstraZeneca doses will arrive in NZ. We should give them away, says Jo Spratt of Oxfam Aotearoa.Three weeks ago our prime minister chaired an extraordinary Apec session focused on the coronavirus pandemic, declaring at its conclusion that “our discussions moved us beyond vaccine nationalism”. This government ...20 hours ago
- Robertson relishes the patsy questions – when the Opposition quiz him, he is not quite so ebullien...
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- Watch live: Chris Hipkins, Megan Main give Covid-19 and vaccine updateCovid-19 Response Minister Chris Hipkins and joint head of Managed Isolation and Quarantine Megan Main are giving a coronavirus and vaccine update. ...21 hours ago
- CTU Urges Government To Focus On Resolving Industrial Dispute With NursesThe Council of Trade Unions is calling on the Government and Minister of Health, Hon Andrew Little, to focus on finding a solution to the current dispute with our nation’s nurses and their union, the New Zealand Nurses Organisation. "We ...21 hours ago
- Update: Petition To Ban Greyhound Racing Handover Event Has MovedThe handover event for the petition to ban greyhound racing has moved to outside the Parliamentary Library building. The event is scheduled to begin at 1pm today. SAFE and the Greyhound Protection League are delivering their 37,000 strong petition ...21 hours ago
- Lucy Blakiston’s repressed first phone memoriesThe Shit You Should Care About co-founder tells us about being the subject of high school gossip, being followed by Ariana Grande, her first phone and more in this week’s episode of FIRST.When the Shit You Should Care About Instagram went from 200,000 to a million followers in a month, ...21 hours ago
- Effects Of COVID-19 On Trade: At 28 July 2021 (provisional)Effects of COVID-19 on trade is a weekly update on New Zealand’s daily goods trade with the world. Comparing the values with previous years shows the potential impacts of COVID-19. The data is provisional and should be regarded as an early, indicative ...22 hours ago
- Auckland’s pint-sized pancake palace farewells the CBDLast week, Auckland’s much-loved hole-in-the-wall Korean pancake store closed its doors for the last time. But even after 20 years in the business, its owners aren’t ready to call it quits just yet. If there was ever a doubt about No. 1 Pancake’s popularity, the hour-long queue on its final day ...22 hours ago
- Sharp Falls In Unemployment And UnderutilisationThe seasonally adjusted unemployment and underutilisation rates fell to 4.0 and 10.5 percent, respectively, in the June 2021 quarter, Stats NZ said today. The unemployment rate continued to fall from its recent peak of 5.3 percent in the September 2020 ...23 hours ago
- More Than 10,000 New Zealanders Submit Against Proposed “Hate Speech” ChangesThe Kiwi public has responded loud and clear to the Government’s questions raised in the consultation document on proposed hate speech changes: they don’t want the Government policing their speech, says Jonathan Ayling, Campaign Manager for the ...23 hours ago
- Pacific Island Workers Welcome, But What About Those Already Here?EMA Chief Executive Brett O’Riley is calling for the Government to declare an overstayer amnesty alongside allowing more RSE workers from the Pacific Islands to come here quarantine-free from next month. "We know a large proportion of those ...23 hours ago
- Feds Heartened By QEII Funding BoostFederated Farmers is relieved to see the government put more money towards the Queen Elizabeth II Trust, to help landowner endeavours to protect and enhance areas of special native biodiversity on privately owned land. Conservation Minister Kiri Allan ...23 hours ago
- Giant bird-eating centipedes exist — and they’re surprisingly important for their ecosystemSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Luke Halpin, Ecologist, Monash University Giant bird-eating centipedes may sound like something out of a science-fiction film — but they’re not. On tiny Phillip Island, part of the South Pacific’s Norfolk Island group, the Phillip Island centipede (Cormocephalus coynei) population can kill ...24 hours ago
- Bryce Edwards’ Political Roundup: Radical reform coming to a supermarket near youAnalysis by Bryce Edwards. Political scientist, Dr Bryce Edwards. The supermarket sector is finally about to receive some serious government intervention. Following a scathing report from the Commerce Commission, it’s now almost inevitable that the Labour Government is going to have to introduce some major changes to this vital but ...24 hours ago
- Newsletter: New Zealand Politics Daily – August 4 2021Editor’s Note: Here below is a list of the main issues currently under discussion in New Zealand and links to media coverage. Click here to subscribe to Bryce Edwards’ Political Roundup and New Zealand Politics Daily. Today’s content Housing Bernard Hickey: Here’s all the levers the Govt is not pulling to fix ...24 hours ago
- National Party leader Judith Collins 'very happy' to call the country AotearoaJudith Collins says she is "very happy" calling the country Aotearoa and personally, is relaxed about the name. ...1 day ago
- Church Leaders Encouraged To Tackle Rising Porn Use In Their CongregationsUK Charity, the Naked Truth Project, are tackling the damaging social and relational impact of pornography addiction within communities through releasing tickets at the weekend to an online international conference; P-Word, designed to equip churches ...1 day ago
- 'Way too many hoops': First Home Grant payouts fall shortThe number of first home grants paid out this year is on track to be the lowest since the scheme began in 2014. ...1 day ago
- Why Olympic skateboarding is a crime (sort of)The activity to which Max Olijnyk has devoted much of his life has been given the ultimate mainstream seal of approval, and it cuts both ways.Last Monday, I sat in Wellington Regional Hospital with our new baby on my lap and watched the first ever women’s street skateboarding event at ...1 day ago
- Covid-19: Wellington health officials say vaccination schedule on trackWellington's district health board says the region will finish Covid-19 vaccinations by the end of the year, and an earlier projection it would take until February 2022 is out of date. ...1 day ago
- I’m training to become Australia’s first woman astronaut. Here’s what it takesSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Kim Ellis Hayes, Senior Lecturer in Space Research & Law / In training as Suborbital Spaceflight PoSSUM Astronaut Candidate Graduate, Swinburne University of Technology Me (top, third from right) with others from the International Space University, in front of the Shuttle Atlantis ...1 day ago
- Pacific nations grapple with COVID’s terrible toll and the desperate need for vaccinesSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Patricia A. O’Brien, Visiting Fellow, School of History, Australian National University, and Adjunct Professor, Asian Studies Program, Georgetown University Fiji now heads the grim list of Pacific nations counting their dead from coronavirus, having just passed Papua New Guinea’s toll. So far, ...1 day ago
- COVID vaccines offer the pharma industry a once-in-a-generation opportunity to reset its reputation....Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Ray Moynihan, Assistant Professor, Bond University Elsa Olofsson/Unsplash Just weeks before the first COVID-19 cases emerged, Gallup published its latest poll on America’s views about business. At the bottom of the list of 25 sectors was the pharmaceutical industry. Below ...1 day ago
- Vineyard tourism is a big source of carbon emissions. Want to help? Then buy more wineSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Ya-Yen Sun, Senior Lecturer, The University of Queensland Shutterstock In a non-COVID year, Australia’s vineyards host more than eight million wine tourists. While these visitors benefit wine producers and regional communities, they also generate a substantial amount of greenhouse gases. ...1 day ago
- The Hiroshima Panels are a remarkable artistic exploration of traumaSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Barbara Hartley, Honorary Senior Lecturer, The University of Queensland XIV Crows (からす) by Maruki Iri and Maruki Toshi, 1972 Courtesy the Maruki Gallery On August 6, 1945, the US military obliterated Hiroshima with the world’s first deployed nuclear bomb. Several days later, ...1 day ago
- Live updates, August 4: Wellington expected to miss end of year deadline for vaccinationsWelcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for August 4, bringing you the latest news updated throughout the day. Get in touch at stewart@thespinoff.co.nz8.00am: Wellington expected to miss end of year deadline for vaccinationsThe government’s goal to offer every New Zealander a Covid-19 vaccine before the end of the year may ...1 day ago
- The controversial Facebook page that made Bruce Smith king of the CoastWestland mayor Bruce Smith has become an unusually prominent political influencer through a Facebook page he runs. But is it all above board? Alex Braae gives him a call. If you wanted to know what was going on in Whanganui around the 1860s, a great place to start would be reading ...1 day ago
- Seasonal worker exemption ‘insult to injury’ for overstayers
Migrant advocates are calling for an amnesty for overstayers in the wake of a Dawn Raid apology which lacked clear promises A step in the right direction, but missing a crucial ingredient - that’s how advocates for migrants’ rights describe the Government's apology for the Dawn Raids. The missing ingredient is ...1 day ago - The Bulletin: What the new lending restrictions meanGood morning and welcome to The Bulletin. In today’s edition: What the new lending restrictions mean, major leaky buildings class action ends abruptly, and farmers cop warnings from labour inspectorate over breaches.An MOU has been signed between the Reserve Bank and finance minister, giving the RBNZ new powers to restrict ...1 day ago
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