Media release from The Standarista Collective
1st April 2015
The Standardista Collective today announced plans for a massive new media venture, Fruukd. “This analogue-digital-quantum platform will take social media, big data, ultra-fast broadband and Web 3.0 to new levels of excellence in the production and dissemination of personalised responsive real-time news-like content substitute.” Our motto “I can’t believe it’s not news!”
“In partnership with the GCSB we will be delivering targeted advertising with a precision that you simply will not believe.” “No really – you won’t believe it” said a spokesperson.
“And unlike certain other non-existant media ventures we could name, our drones will be fully armed.”
Fruukd will be launching any day now. Real soon. Honest.