Gerry Brownlee’s date scone recipe
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8:31 am, March 26th, 2010 - 10 comments
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- Decide that you are going to get rich out of selling dates.
- No! Better! Get rich by having your mates sell your dates and clipping the ticket.
- Take a dozen or so date scones.
- Ignore all the dates sitting around that are not in scones.
- Ignore the fact that the scones are national treasures and heirlooms.
- Bring over your mates from next door.
- Let them to rip up your scones.
- However many dates they find (you have no idea how many are there) take a 1% cut.
- Once your mates have left with the dates, try to clean up the mess.
- Live happily ever after.