Get some guts

Written By: - Date published: 8:11 am, February 26th, 2015 - 114 comments
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After the formal speeches on the Iraq deployment John Key set off on an extraordinary spittle-flecked rant against Labour. Watch it if you can:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB1-UiUOjmE

It ends with Key telling Little to “get some guts” (something that armchair generals are well known for of course). Key was trying for his own “cut the crap” moment, but it hasn’t worked out the way he planned. From the Twitter tag #johnkeygetsomeguts

https://twitter.com/joeystation7/status/570446275142815744

https://twitter.com/rogerdodgernz/status/570128346169761793

And so on…

114 comments on “Get some guts ”

  1. Colonial Rawshark 1

    Plenty of old men round these parts cheering the young men on into a futile mission in the meat grinder of an Iraqi sectarian civil war.

    • Chooky 1.1

      +100…John Key did not have the guts to put it to Parliament for a democratic vote….

      • aerobubble 1.1.1

        yeah, he had the numbers until Sabin… ..goes to show how indecision over Sabin, led to him having to rage now. And then raging about sending teachers, I mean, military trainers like those in a charter school, oops, Key going all hot about military teachers, finally he supports our teachers. Our PM what a absurdity, as he goes to the cricket with his gun ho m,ate from across the ditch, yet clears say no sas troops. Where’s the guts Abbott has? Just teachers John.

  2. whateva next? 2

    What a performance, reminiscent of “….You want the truth….you can’t handle the truth” Except that Jack Nicholson was far more convincing, and Key demeans the role of a statesman by thinking he is in Hollywood.
    Poor show. Thank God for Little, Norman Flavell and Peters.

  3. lprent 3

    Nice post.

    From this ex-soldier, John Key looks like the usual arsehole armchair generals. Unwilling to divert from making money to go into service himself, but quite willing to send the sons and daughters of others to do his dirty work.

    John Key, a spittle spraying hypocrite who really understands little about the military and those who serve in it.

    I suspect even the supporters of this deployment inside the military would agree with that.

    • Bastables 3.2

      The very fact that the NZ Army’s ROE can appear to break Iraq law (apparently the allies we’re helping) make this old soldier pretty disturbed. Our chicken hawk PM can’t even get a agreement that safe guards Kiwi soldiers right to defend themselves.

      I presume the logic is colonial in regards to: lol Iraq/brown peoples laws.

      Note that the term “Guts” is very Public school boy/British officer class.

      Dixon noted “guts” this in his work on military incompetence http://www.amazon.com/Psychology-Military-Incompetence-Norman-Dixon/dp/0712658890

      • Enough is Enough 3.2.1

        The vast majority of our parliament was unwilling to divert from making money to going into service themselves.

        There are many many reasons why we should not be involving ourselves in a foreign civil war. However decisions relating to military deployment should be made by the PM and parliament. It should not be a military decision or reserved to former soldiers within parliament.

        • Bastables 3.2.1.1

          Why are you citing that in a democracy “war” should be a civil decision when the PM did not even bother with gathering parliamentary consensus/majority for marching off to war. Instead we’ve been shanghaied to it because like the 20th and 19th centuries we’re apparently still just a dominion of empire.

          You also miss the point that John Key’s “get some guts” muppettery is hypocritically cloaking him self in old military/macho jargon even though he him self has never been in uniform. And this self smearing of tough guy patriotism is in order to avoid the fact this has not been a decision arrived by democratic debate or process.

          • Enough is Enough 3.2.1.1.1

            The PM not gathering parliamentary consensus/majority for marching off to war is one of the very reasons I was referring to in my comment.

        • Draco T Bastard 3.2.1.2

          However decisions relating to military deployment should be made by the PM and parliament.

          Nope. Decisions on going to war should be left with the people through a referendum. Only that way can we balance the country’s need for defense and a government’s tendency to act for empire.

    • infused 3.3

      plenty of them saying the opposite as well. We can sit here all day doing this.

      • lprent 3.3.1

        Yeah?

        Link me some. It is so much more effective than simply making bullshit up.

        When I have been looking in the last few days, all I have managed to see are similar pompous armchair generals to you, John Key, and other pathetic idiots like Farrar, Slater, Mike Hoskings, and whoever did the anonymous Herald editorial.

        The soldiers I have seen have been people like Ron Marks (against) to Wayne Mapp (tepid).

        The “patriotic” spittle spraying idiots have uniformly been people who are wannabe a long way away rather than doers when it comes to military service.

  4. No surprise there. The only difference is that he is doing it from the front bench instead of the back bench. He is a nasty little warmonger!

    Here he is in 2003! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIXgJ7r2vU

    And while he is sending troops to Iraq the British are sending weapons to ISIS/ISIL!

  5. Nick 5

    My son recently left the military…there’s a space to replace him available right now. Hands up John Key and your fellow MPs, are you going to volunteer your children to sign up?

    • Ffloyd 5.1

      Well, I’m sure young Max would go like a shot but he has already committed to a six month internship at a bank in Sydney. Can’t let *poppa j* down.
      [r0b: Please let’s not have any more specifically on Key’s kids]

  6. vto 6

    That is the second time Key has tried to feign passion about something other than taking the piss out of someone, and money.

    That is the second time he has failed spectacularly. He just can’t do it. He is incapable of gravitas, statesmanship and other important characteristics because he simply does not possess them. As Eleanor Catton famously put it – he is just a profit-driven, short term, neo-liberal, shallow fool.

    • wyndham 6.1

      vto, you neglect to use the term “arrogant”. For a Prime Minister to label his opposition ‘muppets’, ‘sunshine’, ‘boy’ etc. Otherwise you and Eleanor are right on the button ! Well said.

  7. Andrew R 7

    Through the get some guts speech Key smiles at the reaction he gets. Just a small minded bully in action.

    If I follow his 2003 rant about missing out sending troops to Itaq his concern is that it will screw up the chance of a free trade agreement with USA.

    Nice standards Mr Key.

    • Ecosse_Maidy 7.1

      Yes Andrew. It isn’t the first time we have seen Keys in action…The Great Decider..who knows better..and doesn’t need to enquire as to your opinion, or for that matter, the opinion of others representing us on any matters ,including sending troops into a war zone.

      He did have the nickname of the smiling assassin in banking i hear.Perhaps he can put that to use and lead the troops in..pop on a uniform and give himself a load of medals and a staff to flail around.

      He forgets he’s elected to represent us.Not his ego

      The power has gone to its head..if only he’d left it to getting a new flag.

  8. Hami Shearlie 8

    John Key will surely be up for the best actor award in this year’s Razzies Ceremony with that “impassioned” (yeah right) speech in the House this week. I burst out laughing – never seen such bad acting in my life! I am looking forward to wee Max Key being marched down to the recruitment office by Daddy!! Maybe Steffie too!!! Have some guts Mr Key – Put your money or, in this case, your children where your mouth is!!

  9. idlegus 9

    “You fasten all the triggers
    For the others to fire
    Then you set back and watch
    When the death count gets higher
    You hide in your mansion’
    As young people’s blood
    Flows out of their bodies
    And is buried in the mud.”

    bob dylan. odetta powerful version here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38dOYW7-B0E

  10. tricledrown 10

    Not one Iraqi or specialist security advisor is in favour of having any military presence.
    A mouth piece for imperialism the US made and was entirely responsible for
    One the dumb Idea to invade 2 getting rid of all the sunni hairachy!
    Now after all the US’s medling the US want some else to wipe their arse.
    Enter butt kisser Key.

  11. scotty 11

    Us and them
    And after all we’re only ordinary men.
    Me and you
    God only knows it’s not what we would choose to do.

    ‘Forward’ he cried from the rear
    And the front rank died.
    The general is sat and the lines on the map
    Move from side to side.

    Pink Floyd Us and them.

    • swordfish 11.1

      Blackadder Goes Forth

      General Melchett (to Baldrick): “Don’t worry, my boy, if you should falter, remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you”.

      Captain Blackadder: “About 35 Miles behind you, to be exact.”

      In Key’s case, probably closer to 10,000.

  12. r0b 12

    I have no problem with observations about politicians’ kids in the general case, but please let’s not target anyone specific. They aren’t to blame.

  13. fisiani 13

    I suppose through the distorted prism of the Key haters this will is seen as an own goal. Everything John Key says is seen here as an own goal. Pyschologists call this phenomenon mislabelling. Look at some of the abuse above. Such a viewpoint merely shows how seriously out of touch you are with real New Zealand.
    John Key knows that if Labour were the government they would have made the same decision and is disgusted by the petty political game that Little is playing to stave off his caucus, His fake abdication of moral responsibility is pathetic and cowardly. John Key is correct. Andrew Little needs to grow some guts.

    [lprent: That second paragraph looks to me to be exactly the same as the second paragraph in other comment you have made yesterday. Use your own words or I’m likely to boot you off for astroturfing National’s spin lines. ]

    • rarely do i agree with the fizzy-anus…but..

      “..John Key knows that if Labour were the government they would have made the same decision..”

      ..given their history – hard to argue with that one..

      • Old Mickey 13.1.1

        Indeed, I for one…applauded when Helen committed the troops last time. It is a test of character to make the call to go to war (yes, war is bad, no winners….we all get that).

        Disppoited to hear that Little would have been happy to supply air-support (Radio Live w/Sainsbury) and bomb the sh*t out of ISIS. Politics be dammed, and political pointscoring not necessary now.

    • Chch_chiquita 13.2

      Key is angry because once this whole thing blows in our face he will not be able to blame Labour for supporting it, or doing the same.

      There is nothing gutsy about sending people to fight a war before you have tried every other possible way. Take a look at Israel and learn the lesson. Years of doing the same only brought more and more extreme violence.

      It doesn’t take guts to decide on sending troops to war. It will take guts to stand in front of the families of the dead soldiers and say their death made a difference. But he might be too busy to do that.

    • Sabine 13.3

      it does not matter if Labour does it or does it not. Labour is not running the country and Labour is not taking the decision.

      National is taking the decision to send troops with out a mandate from the UN, without being asked for by the Iraqi Government and without a democratic vote in Parliament.

      Fact is, that those that oppose going to war in Iraq – like me – opposed going to war in Iraq in 1991 – Operation Desert Storm under Bush the elder, opposed the sanctions on Iraq following Operation Desert Storm, opposed the going to war in 2003 under Bush the younger and are now again opposing to going to war under Key I can’t remember what i had for breakfast, in the most fucked over region on this planet for the gain of so few and the detriment of so many.

      this dear Fisiani, and it might surprise you, goes above Party Membership or Likes and Dislikes, it is a stance of principle.

      We should not send Troops to Iraq. We should have never send troops to Iraq.

      It is the western world that has meddled in this region for the last 100 odd years, and still we are not happy with the mess we have created.
      Go grow a spine, some guts, a heart and a brain….because clearly you have none.

      • Draco T Bastard 13.3.1

        this dear Fisiani, and it might surprise you, goes above Party Membership or Likes and Dislikes, it is a stance of principle.

        We should not send Troops to Iraq. We should have never send troops to Iraq.

        QFT

  14. Ennui 14

    You will get a roasting for that Fis. That’s because I think there is a hint of truth or uncertainty as to how Labour would have played if in government. Either way they would show far more backbone than the Meryll Lynch lapdog.

    • KJS0ne 14.1

      Ennui from /fit/?

    • “..Either way they would show far more backbone than the Meryll Lynch lapdog…”

      ..really..?

      ..what wd show/prove that in any way..?

      ..little almost fell over himself to extend spooking-powers…

      ..what makes you think he/labour wd grow a spine for this one…?

  15. Rodel 15

    jk -Hi CT How do you think I’m doing?
    ct- Not so good John. Andrew out did you with his CTC comment.
    jk- CTC ?
    ct-Sorry John .That’s PR speak for ‘cut the crap’. That’s what he said to you.
    jk- Oh..he did? Wasn’t listening..Quick,tell me what to do.
    ct- Well. You’ll have to counter it with something similar.We’ll think of something clever and terse that will catch the public’s attention. It’ll cost you though.
    jk- That’s OK we Nats have big donors
    ct-You mean Donhuis ha ha!
    jk. I don’t get it?
    ct- Don’t worry John. Just an in house joke. Oh I’ve got it…. CSG… ‘Get some guts’
    jk- Who me?
    ct-No John.Let me explain. That’s what you have to say to Andrew.’Get some guts’.
    JK- When do I say it?
    ct-…(sigh).. Let me explain again….

    By the way-Great photo of JK and BE.Would be a good caption competition.
    I suggest- the ventriloquist and his dummy

    • Funny, and a good point. I clutched my forehead through Goff’s endless me-toos ( (“Yeah, I’d totally fuck Liz Hurley too, but after I’d done my wife first – that’s how manly I am!”), and finally it’s CT-Nat that’s on the backlit, reacting and ham-fistedly imitating.

      Good PR is getting in first and defining the tone and terms. In style at least, they’re losing the initiative.

  16. Ennui 16

    There’s a story out there on the interweb that a British plane was shot down carrying arms for ISIS (can’t link on phone but do Google. It looks plausible).

    Raises the question who the he’ll are our lads going to die for?

    • r0b 16.1

      The source of the story is not even remotely reliable.

      • Bill 16.1.1

        Are you saying that solely on the basis that Fars news is an Iranian news outlet?

        Or are you saying that Hakem al-Zameli, head of the Iraqi Parliament’s National Security and Defense Committee isn’t reliable?

        Or that the Arabic-language information center of the Islamic Supreme Council of Iraq that reported al-Zameli’s claims isn’t remotely reliable?

        Or all of the above?

        • Bill 16.2.1.1

          But Rob, you could replace Fars with Reuters and find similar links back to government and the establishment there too.

          edit. Having just had a quick look at the front page of Fars, there are definitely newsworthy stories and articles in there. http://english.farsnews.com/Default.aspx

          • r0b 16.2.1.1.1

            I’m saying that an news agency that runs stories about time machines and tall white aliens running the US government is not even remotely reliable.

            http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13921021000393

            • Bill 16.2.1.1.1.1

              That’s a news piece reporting on other medias stories!

              First para “some media reports said”

              Second para “whatdoesitmean (dot) com reported”

              And then there’s the multi-paragraph disclaimer on the foot of the article???

              The thing about propaganda Rob, is that it rubs both ways and everyone – even your favourite ‘go to’ rag/news outlet – employs it.

              Late edit. Been trying to source the FSB (Russian Security Service) report that ‘whatdoesitmean’ references. No joy. Wouldn’t be a piece of misinformation spread by western intelligence seeking to simultaneously discredit the FSB and Snowden?

              • r0b

                Headline: “Snowden Documents Proving “US-Alien-Hitler” Link Stun Russia”

                Why report other stories that are obvious nonsense? Nazi aliens – really? Sorry, if such a source comes up with a story that is unbelievable, then I don’t believe it. To each their own of course.

                • Bill

                  And since The Telegraph uncritically reported the ‘time machine’ story…?

                  Or what about Netanyahu with his Iranian bomb stuff that was reported in serious tones all over western media?

                  Or Nessie?

                  Or what about all the uncritical reporting of supposed WMDs in Iraq?

                  Unbelievable stories are par for the course, day in and day out in all major news outlets.

                  It requires critical reading…separating the wheat and chaff Rob or, if you prefer, not throwing out the baby with the bath water. That becomes far more informative than inhabiting a silo due to routinely dismissing everything any given source is reporting because some chaff has been detected. (Yes, many sources are nothing but chaff, but they’re pretty easy to identify, no?)

                  • r0b

                    It requires critical reading…separating the wheat and chaff Rob

                    Agreed, which is why I say that if such a source comes up with a story that is unbelievable, then I don’t believe it.

                    • Pascals bookie

                      I think the interesting thing about that Fars story is that it exists.

                      I’d say it’s 99.whatever % likely to be BS, but the fact that Fars is running it now, and that the Islamic Supreme Council of Iraq guy is pushing it says what it’s about.

                      ISCI is the most closely linked party to Iran. Iran has many troops on the ground etc etc.

                      This is, to me, them signalling that although they are accepting western ‘aid’ in the IS fight, it is still their fight. They are telling their peeps not to trust the west. That ‘their interests are not ours, and that ours come first, and watch your backs’.

                    • r0b []

                      Interesting interpretation.

                    • Colonial Rawshark

                      Bear in mind that many of the Shia militias (“our allies against ISIS”) were ambushing, attacking and killing US servicemen in 2010-2012. They don’t regard the Americans as friends. Far from it.

  17. Bill 17

    So if Labour should have voted ‘Yes’ because the UK, Canada and Australian Labour Parties voted ‘Yes’, doesn’t that imply that John only wanted to be involved because the Tories in the UK, Canada and Australia were getting involved?

    So what was he referring to with his guts comment then? Maybe John’s favourite stewed pork intestines feature on the menu at get-togethers of ‘the club’ and he was simply delivering a passionate gastronomical recommendation? (shrug)

  18. adam 18

    And the whole Gallipoli chestnut is now being tossed around. Well folks just in case you don’t know – the Gallipoli misadventure led directly to the first genocide of the twenty century.

    http://www.armenian-genocide.org/genocide.html

    If you think I’m some leftist making this up – Here is what the great conservative hero Winston Churchill had to say about it.

    http://www.armenian-genocide.org/churchill.html

  19. KJS0ne 19

    I don’t know where I actually stand on this whole ISIS troop thing. On the one hand, ISIS if fought conventionally, are going to slink away into the shadows and come straight back out once the West once again extricates itself from the hell that is the Middle East.

    But those who need to fight ISIS, i.e. the Nation states that ISIS poses an existential risk to, DO need our support. I don’t know much about the new Iraqi government except to say the previous government was totally corrupt, and pushed the Sunnis into the arms of ISIS by excluding them from government and discriminating against them. Has the Iraqi government really changed that much since Malaki was forced out? More importantly, the USA has already tried to train the Iraqi army, and it has to admit it was an abject failure, because as soon as the USA withdrew, the corrupt officers started selling off the equipment, and deserting their posts as soon as ISIS rolled into town. What makes Key think our troops are going to be any more successful.

    If we are going to support and train anyone, it really should be the Kurds, who are pro western, relatively secular, democratic by nature, and generally good sorts.

    But the biggest concern I have with all this, is that New Zealand can still be dragged into war without a democratic vote. This shows the need for a constitution, where one of the clauses is that a conscience vote by ALL MPs must take place and succeed before any troops are deployed overseas.

    Our ‘democracy’ as it stands, is really a series of 3 year dictatorships acceded to by a general vote for which group of politicians should be the dictators.

    • Colonial Rawshark 19.1

      Exactly. Notwithstanding the fact that a vote by 121 MPs is only marginally democratic anyway, it would be far better than the big nothing that Key has given the nation so far.

      Iraq is degenerating into a civil war with the northern part of the country set against the Baghdad authorities and militia whom we have chosen to side with.

      This is not going to go well.

    • Draco T Bastard 19.2

      But those who need to fight ISIS, i.e. the Nation states that ISIS poses an existential risk to, DO need our support.

      I’m not even sure about that. They’re all quite capable of providing the training and equipment needed to bring ISIS down.

  20. weka 20

    “John Key set off on an extraordinary spittle-flecked rant against Labour.”

    The thing that’s really creepy about that is that it’s not like he actually believes what he is ranting. It’s just a put on. Disingenuous as fuck and highly crafted by a sociopath and his advisors.

  21. Sabine 21

    And last but least, when the first soldier comes home in a body bag will the PM be bothered to attend the funeral? Or will the gutless wonder go watch a game?

    And when the first soldier comes home maimed and unfit for work, will WINZ stand them down? Will WINZ provide them with a house for themselves and their families or will they just say ….Sorry mate, you don’t apply?

    • adam 21.1

      As we are becoming more like the US – we will probably start treating our veterans like scum as well.

      I hope not, because I have to say – the treatment of veterans in NZ is at present is reasonably good. My worry – is for the families of those killed. In the US – it’s appalling to say the least. I hope we don’t go down that path.

    • saveNZ 21.2

      @Sabine

      When the body bags start coming JK probably can’t wait for the photo opportunity. In the usual spin, he will say how important it is to rid the world of ISIL and how he, (hand on heart) took the hard decision and he is comfortable with that.

      Although after JK ‘get some guts’ comment, he may need more acting lessons. Unless it is about money, sport or BBQ JK can’t be convincing.

  22. Murray Simmonds 22

    I love it. Thanks for the post – the screenshots provided almost tempt me to join Twitter or revive my now defunct Facebook link. Or even to consider buying a mobile phone.

    I watched it “live” on Parliament TV. Still wondering what the tirade was all about and what precisely it was that triggered it. But anyway, definitely not a good look for a PM of any country on THIS planet in my opinion.

  23. Ad 23

    A Prime Minister can never lose it like that.

    Not because it feels bad for Andrew Little. He’s a big boy.

    But because it gets replayed at inconvenient times – like when he will have to salute the body bags coming back the other way.

    He needs to treat his demands upon serving soldiers and their families with more respect. Dignity.

    • freedom 23.1

      “…respect. Dignity.”
      John Key never discovered those words. Reading the dictionary once, he got to avarice and discovered all he ever wanted from the world.

      • Ad 23.1.1

        Even an old peacenik like Helen Clark learnt to respect the military, and what is entailed when calling for real intervention.

        Key just doesn’t have statesman in his repertoire. He will have all of the three terms as his record, but he will never be a complete Prime Minister without that sustained and serious mantle of dignified leadership..

  24. logie97 24

    John Key doesn’t appear to really know why the troops are going or to do what.
    This is simply driven by his M.I.A. speech in the house 2003.
    By putting this 2 year limit the “boys” will be home before the next election.
    Meanwhile The Australians are suggesting a minimum of 3 years to achieve what JK believes (what ever it is) will take just two.

    Now if he wants to demonstrate to the Iraqis what a relatively peaceful and secure country can look like, and one that they can tell their fellow countrymen is worth striving for, let him train the Iraqis here. (just as we have done for several South East Asian and Pacific nations’ military.) They will return having been well rested, well fed, and relatively stress free.

    Nah, he wants to be in the theatre.

    • Ad 24.1

      No, I don’t think he’s stupid.

      As Goering noted above, if at the time of the next election he could get people to salute the flag at the same time as he’s saluting the troops coming back, he is manufacturing an indomitable campaign platform…

      …For a fourth term of John Key.

      • Colonial Rawshark 24.1.1

        That could indeed be the plan. But I believe that it’s going to be a civil war quagmire in Iraq at the start of election year 2017, just 23 months from now.

        • Anne 24.1.1.1

          I’m sure Ad is right. When Key mentioned “2 yrs” my ‘rusting with age’ brain did a wee calculation… yeah that’s around mid-2017. Perfect timing – three months before another early election. Now I wonder what Andrew Little smear will rear it’s ugly head at the same time? Photos of Andrew Little (perhaps) during a clandestine rendezvous with a beautiful young woman? John Armstrong will call for his immediate resignation. Labour will lose the election and then it will transpire the pictures were fakes but John Armstrong won’t apologise. And Slater will get a knighthood?

          I mean it worked in 2014 so let’s try it again.

          • Ad 24.1.1.1.1

            Key will be able to wrap those coffins in a brand new flag.

            Even if Hagar hadn’t happened, Cunliffe wasn’t such a klutz, if the Greens had got to 15%, if Act had lost Epsom, etc etc etc … Key would not have fallen. The economy was doing fine, Auckland was stable, and the only votable topic of note was housing – not enough to mobilise Labour’s base.

            For Little to win, Key has to lose.
            There’s still no single reason yet that Key will lose his public.

      • Sable 24.1.2

        Maybe “El Presidente” by then. Mustache and a uniform with lots of fruit salad plus his own secret police. New flag with his mug on it. The whole banana republic look down pat.

  25. Sable 25

    Good to see Keys is copping some criticism,not that he cares.

  26. swordfish 26

    Vernon Small in today’s Dominion Post

    Key denied his outburst in the House was anger, “describing it as passion in his opposition to the Evils of ISIS…..However, that sits uncomfortably alongside his other sales pitch; that sending some trainers is the minimum New Zealand can do – short of doing nothing. Which is it, prime minister ? A passionate belief in the need to confront evil or as token a contribution as possible ?”

  27. Jo 27

    Everyone’s capable of improvement with plenty of inventive incentives…

    BAD SIR BRIAN BOTANY

    Sir Brian had a battleaxe with great big knobs on.
    He went among the villagers and blipped them on the head.
    On Wednesday and on Saturday,
    Especially on the latter day,
    He called on all the cottages and this is what he said:

    “I am Sir Brian!” (Ting-ling!)
    “I am Sir Brian!” (Rat-tat!)
    “I am Sir Brian,
    “As bold as a lion!
    “Take that, and that, and that!”

    Sir Brian had a pair of boots with great big spurs on;.
    A fighting pair of which he was particularly fond.
    On Tuesday and on Friday,
    Just to make the street look tidy,
    He’d collect the passing villagers and kick them in the pond.

    “I am Sir Brian!” (Sper-lash!)
    “I am Sir Brian!” (Sper-losh!)
    “I am Sir Brian,
    “As bold as a Lion!
    “Is anyone else for a wash?”

    Sir Brian woke one morning and he couldn’t find his battleaxe.
    He walked into the village in his second pair of boots.
    He had gone a hundred paces
    When the street was full of faces
    And the villagers were round him with ironical salutes.

    “You are Sir Brian? My, my.
    “You are Sir Brian? Dear, dear.
    “You are Sir Brian
    “As bold as a lion?
    “Delighted to meet you here!”

    Sir Brian went a journey and he found a lot of duckweed.
    They pulled him out and dried him and they blipped him on the head.
    They took him by the breeches
    And they hurled him into ditches
    And they pushed him under waterfalls and this is what they said:

    “You are Sir Brian — don’t laugh!
    “You are Sir Brian — don’t cry!
    “You are Sir Brian
    “As bold as a lion —
    “Sir Brian the Lion, goodbye!”

    Sir Brian struggled home again and chopped up his battleaxe.
    Sir Brian took his fighting boots and threw them in the fire.
    He is quite a different person
    Now he hasn’t got his spurs on,
    And he goes about the village as B. Botany, Esquire.

    “I am Sir Brian? Oh, no!
    “I am Sir Brian? Who’s he?
    “I haven’t any title, I’m Botany;
    “Plain Mr. Botany (B.)”

    A. A. Milne

  28. Jay 28

    Regardless of the rights and wrongs isn’t this just how alliances work? If we were being invaded, wouldn’t we ask for and expect help from the usa and australia etc etc.

    By the same token surely it would be a disgrace for us to refuse to help Iraq after they have told us they need it. Honestly, what could John Keys motive be other than to do what is right? He’s putting his political neck on the line here. And no he’s not a lizard dressed as a man, whether you like him or not he’s not Charles manson – this is not a conspiracy to get kiwi troops or nz citizens killed.

    Finally, we’re going, like it or not. Therefore why don’t we all put our support behind our troops and unite behind this decision. Our troops are volunteers not conscripts, and those who I know are excited for the opportunity not only to finally utilise all that training, but to stand up for what’s right and do their bit to knock this evil army on its arse.

    A lot of people are claiming they’re worried about them. If that’s the case why don’t we give them what they need – a country that is united and getting in behind them just as Canada, Australia etc apparently are behind their men and women. Instead we have a whole lot of sniping and political point scoring.

    I say again. They’re going. Some of us have said we disagree. If any die you’ll get to say I told you so. Now why don’t we move on and unite?

    • framu 28.1

      arrrgh!

      1) the irag govt is really corrupt
      2) more of the same vis a vis western military in the middle east WONT FIX ANYTHING

      the whole problem of isis is born from the mess that the US created last time round – thats the point

      isis, is al quaeda, is the taliban, is some other group before that. The actions of the west, economically, militarialy and politically is what brings all of these groups to life.

      Do you think more of the same in iraq is going to a) make the iraqis like the west or b) drive even more iraqis towards one extremist group or another?

      Yes we should want to help fix things – but whats being proposed wont do that, will make things worse – and isnt even designed to fix diddly

      move past the PR

      • Bill 28.1.1

        Isis is a bit different from Al Qaeda and both are different to the Taliban. But your point is taken nonetheless.

      • Weepus beard 28.1.2

        Yep. Jay seems to have forgotten that this exact same action failed miserably last time around and has made things worse over there.

        This action will make things worse again but Jay and friends just want to cuddle the troops.

        Time to try something different. Time for America to abandon its policy goal of complete global hegemony.

    • Economix 28.2

      Exactly right Jay.

      When people calm down and reflect on this situation (as sad as it is), they will come to the conclusion that this was a decision that had to be made. NZ doesn’t operate/exist in the world of NZ. We have alliances, so that one day if faced with the threat of war/extreme poverty etc. these allies will stand up to protect us. To renege on this alliance deal may have had little impact in the near future, but no one could accurately predict what impact this decision could have had in decades to come.

      Hell, we had better spend untold sums of money on improving our military capability if we think that each country around the world needs to fight their own fight, as we all know us kiwis would be lucky to survive a week protecting our own borders.

      This would have been the toughest decision Key would have had to make in his position so far (by a country mile), as it would have been for Clark. His comment on “get some guts” was hugely disappointing, but I think was more of a reference to that fact that Little ultimately knows he would have had to make this same decision if in power.

      Kia kaha NZ soldiers.

      • framu 28.2.1

        “but no one could accurately predict what impact this decision could have had in decades to come. ”

        actually its entirely predictable

        also – debating the decision and the actions of our PM in no way reflects how we may feel about, or how much we support, the actual people being sent there

        or did you miss all the ex-army people weighing in?

      • Bastables 28.2.2

        Im sure you rightwing stooges can point me to the military alliances NZ has tying us to the Iraq rump state? Or our formal agreement to always serve as military appendage to any of our allies wars in-spite of possessing our own soverignty and government?

        Kia Kaha kiwi soldiers when the national governments been busy underfunding them over three terms indeed. Tell me where your jingoism and pride and soldiers concern was when Kiwi soldiers have to pay market rates for their accommodations.

        Where were your care packages too Kiwi soldiers on overseas deployments the past two decades?
        Right wing always fair weather jingo’s and patriots, sod yeh.

        • Economix 28.2.2.1

          Mate, a part of me is really looking forward to Labour getting into government next time round (which I think is going to happen at the next election) as morons like you, who are so fixated on “the left would have done this vs. the right did that”, will then have to face the truth that the way of thinking/governing is not that different between Labour & National. And when another global conflict kicks off whilst Labour are in government, NZ soldiers will be on their way.

          Where are your food parcels to those living in “poverty” my friend? Jumping on that bandwagon but not doing a whole bunch eh? Christ, you are obviously sitting at a fucking computer, which by the sounds of it, our soldiers can barely afford, let alone those in poverty.

          Or are you only allowed to comment on here if you have attempted to save the world? Dickhead.

          • Bastables 28.2.2.1.1

            Yup ignore all the points against your odious fair weather right wing patriotism. Tell me were you concerned that Veterans pensions are being downgraded to being handled with WINZ? Care packages to soldiers are not food packages imbecile.

            Tell me about the time a non national Government was in charge and they allowed Nuclear weapons into NZ at the behest of our larger allies, how about our intervention into the Suez crisis, or our no show to either Iraq wars. Tell me again how National stooges such as your self seem to now remember a history and a future where NZ has and always will be mere low rent attack Chihuahua to what ever our english speaking fellow colonies and crown decide.

            We now can infer what the loyal opposition would have done if they were in government, they would have put the matter to a debate and then a vote as Helen Clarke govt did with sending SAS let’s to Afghanistan. That’s the difference you odious little jingo.

          • Bastables 28.2.2.1.2

            Ohh and I love your true right wing colours really come out when disagreed with. When a ex soldier calls you on your false patriotism you withdraw into your little persecution complex by crying about muh free speech is being oppressed and then belittle a soldiers service to Queen and Country. The always false right wing patriot ladies and gentleman, fine with soldiers if they don’t talk and just do what the right wing tells them to.

    • Bill 28.3

      Sunni lawmakers, who hold 73 seats in the 328-strong parliament, suspended their parliamentary activities on February 14 to protest against the abduction of fellow politician Zaid al-Janabi and the killing of his uncle, Qassim Swedan, a well-known tribal sheikh, his son and seven bodyguards in southern Baghdad.

      http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/02/sunni-boycott-threatens-reconciliation-efforts-iraq-150223091549767.html

      Not exactly the Iraqi parliament asking for aid and assistance then…

      Want to throw this (from the same link) into the mix?

      Iraqi Sunni lawmakers said they would reconsider an earlier decision to suspend all parliamentary activities if the government agrees to create a Sunni force to be in charge of security in Iraq’s Sunni-dominated provinces.

      Meanwhile, I think you’d be hard pressed to find anyone not supporting soldiers who are unfortunate enough to have been sent on an un-mandated and hopeless (perhaps deeply cynical) mission.

      You also might want to mull over the possibility that ISIL are being air dropped supplies by the US led forces http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13931204001534 and claims made by fighters in Northern Syria that Turkey has been aiding and abetting Al Nusra Front (Al-Qaeda) there.

      Then there is the apparent reality that no adherent to the ideology of ISIL can logically leave the territory of the Caliphate to fight elsewhere without being charged with apostasy or whatever and being regarded as a coward and traitor… which kind of blows a hole in the entire ‘ISIL will attack you in your home during the night if we don’t do this’ line we’re being fed.

      • Colonial Rawshark 28.3.1

        We’re being lied to, basically. It’s degenerating into a civil war and the central government is both sectarian and unstable. Best case scenario appears to be an Iraq which is federalised with semi-autonomous Sunni areas. Worst case…who knows.

        You also might want to mull over the possibility that ISIL are being air dropped supplies by the US led forces

        It takes a lot of air drops to keep a several thousand man army supplied. It would be very noticeable, even if it was just supplementing normal land deliveries. Ongoing combat operations for a brigade of 5,000 troops requires the equivalent of a couple of dozen train wagon loads of supplies to be delivered – every day! Someone would notice.

        I almost think the real question is – would Saudi Arabia/Qatar etc. keep supplying funding and logistics to ISIS without at least the tacit approval of the USA.

        Note how the UAE has just agreed to sell a whole lot of modern arms to Ukraine. That would not have happened without some nod from the USA.

        • Bill 28.3.1.1

          It takes a lot of air drops to keep a several thousand man army supplied. It would be very noticeable, even if it was just supplementing normal land deliveries.

          And if the drops were essentially military hardware? If you read the article (and yes, I understand the named spokespeople have definite agendas), the claim is that the drops are widespread and very noticed.

          The question I’m asking myself is what are the pros and cons for (principally) the US in having the region in a constant state of chaotic flux as opposed to it being stable?

          Chaos = strategic military bases? Exclusive access to fossil? Huge private profits (paid by US tax payers) off the back of defense/ rebuilding contracts?

          Stability = well, I must admit to coming up blank.

          • Colonial Rawshark 28.3.1.1.1

            Israel, who yanks the US chain frequently enough, loves having the area in turmoil so that no state actors can act cohesively against its own interests.

    • Murray Rawshark 28.4

      “If we were being invaded, wouldn’t we ask for and expect help from the usa and australia etc etc.”

      If we were being invaded, it would be by the US. As for the rest of your authoritarian diatribe, you can stick it where the sun don’t shine. Save it for the next lot of Nuremberg Rallies.

  29. infused 29

    So a bunch of nobodies write a few twitter messages and it hasn’t worked out for National?

    Ok.

    • Weepus beard 29.1

      It hasn’t worked out for National. It is an unpopular decision both with the public, and the house. The prime minister knows that which is why he was too cowardly to put it to a vote in parliament.

      • tc 29.1.1

        And tries to spin it into an attack on Labour rather than justify his decision as its a tough sell paying your club membership fees with kiwi lives.

        Good to see his mates in the media are helping out with diversions and diffusion as per usual, Trevitt goes hard on page 3 in granny today. Sooooo obvious I saw a blue blood even mentioning wtf is wrong with this paper…..where does one start.

  30. Scintilla 30

    How is it gutsy to send our boys without a Status of Forces Agreement? What legal protections do our boys have if they need to defend themselves and shock, horror blow some bodies to smithereens? Will they be charged with war crimes? Will the Iraqi government (as it morphs into who-knows-what blend of ideologies) protect them or turn on them?

    You really think a diplomatic passport will save them, stuck out there in the desert with some mad-as-hell militia who hate western troops just marginally less than Isil?

  31. peter h 31

    Who are the gutless ones. The large %, of Nat members, who just say its right,because Key says they have to

  32. johnm 32

    Some Backgound: IRAQ’s AGONY

    1980s The Iran-Iraq war which goodness knows how many men on both sides were killed in.
    1991 The First Gulf War. This could have been avoided by the US by giving Saddam an ultimatum to leave Kuwait. The airborne massacre of retreating Iraqi forces along the highway of death. The bombing of vital civilian infrastructure by coalitian forces: water, sewage and other a war crime not that the US gives a sh*t.

    1991 to 2003 a medieval genocidal regime of sanctions was imposed on Iraq which led to the preventable deaths of 500,000 children by the denial of medical assistance. Also a no fly zone was imposed over southern Iraq with occasional bombing.

    2003. Despite weapons inspectors clearing Iraq of having any weapons of mass destruction The US and Tony Blair lied they had and began a completely illegal invasion which under the Nuremburg Convention is a war crime. Say that again a war crime!
    Up to a million civilians died as a result due to no social support infrastructure. More than a million became refugees and homeless many moving to other countries. The traumatised and still living and emotionally shattered people are without number.
    Iraq was contaminated with depleted uranium a legacy that will stunt and crucify Iraq’s children for generations. The lucky adults just die of cancer.
    The assault on Fallujah white phosperus was used as in Gaza last year. Civilians in the way were shot they’d been given fair warning to get out.
    Is it any wonder that young Iraqi men recruited into the army are totally demoralised? They’ve grown up in a land crucified in the agony of hell.

    Disintegration and ISIS appears to fill the void and threatens the US’s corporate control of Iraq’s oil fields. That’s why Mosul must be retaken there’s a lot of oil fields up that way. Of course the Iraqi government gets its cut
    OIL OIL OIL that is why the US invaded Iraq. They have control now with the puppet Iraqi government but ISIS needs to be evicted from the US’s OIL assets in IRAQ.

    Enter John Key: The small number of kiwi soldiers won’t make a scrap of difference to this tortured agonised land and its people. But the agony goes on as young Iraqi men are dragooned into a 20,000 army to assault ISIS controlled Mosul in the North and liberate the US’s OIL interests.

    • johnm 32.1

      ” In reality, the war has nothing to do with combating Islamist extremism. Washington’s aim is to strengthen its grip on Iraq and its oil, while intervening directly in Syria, where the US has funded militias like ISIS and used them as proxy forces in an attempt to overthrow President Bashar al-Assad. The rise of ISIS, the by-product of Bush’s 2003 US invasion of Iraq and Obama’s bloody interventions in Libya and Syria, is being used as the pretext for unending war across the Middle East. ”

      http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2015/02/26/nziq-f26.html

      ” Iraq has the second largest oil reserves in the world after Saudi Arabia. This highly valuable resource has been handed over mainly to the U.S. companies ExxonMobil and Occidental Petroleum, to British Petroleum from England, and to Royal Dutch Shell from Holland and England. Iraq’s oil has not yet been formally privatized due to massive public opposition, but a de facto privatization has taken place. ”

      http://www.globalresearch.ca/iraq-nation-destroyed-oil-riches-confiscated-surviving-iraqi-population-impoverished/5375905

      Key’s right about one thing! There’s been a lot of human guts war’s offal strewn round Iraq from all the bombing and destruction. New supplies of guts are required.

      • johnm 32.1.1

        ” The major reason for the U.S. invasion in March 2003 was to get control of Iraq’s oil. A related factor was the intention of the ruler of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, to sell Iraq’s oil in Euros rather than U.S. dollars, which would have encouraged other oil producers to do the same, thereby endangering the dollar’s position as the world’s reserve currency, which is crucial to the U.S.’s economic viability. The genocidal invasion and preceding sanctions killed three million Iraqis, including half a million children, and totally destroyed a relatively advanced developing country whose people were largely prosperous.

        Close to five million Iraqis were displaced by the invasion out of a population of 31 million, and five million Iraqi children became orphans. Women suffered the greatest losses in education, professions, child care, nutrition, and safety. More than one-fourth of Iraq’s population died, became disabled, or fled the country as refugees. ”

        http://www.globalresearch.ca/iraq-nation-destroyed-oil-riches-confiscated-surviving-iraqi-population-impoverished/5375905

        • johnm 32.1.1.1

          Basically Key is making New Zealand party to the most horrific war crime of the 21st century so far! How can this abomination reflect well on the kiwi symbol on our soldier’s uniforms?

  33. Kriss X 33

    Key needs to ‘get some guts’ and tell America and Israel to fight their own enemies.

  34. Andrea 34

    Thanks a million to Ron Mark. Does his homework and speaks his mind.

  35. Scintilla 35

    @ Bill; Hiya! The quotes are from the Public Address “Haphazardly to war” post, p.3. (Can’t be arsed linking.) Also reported on tv3 late news Tuesday I think. Apparently it is usual for an outside army to sign this agreement, a SOFA, and the US has one with Iraq. It means the Iraqis take responsibility for everything that happens in the warzone that the outsider army does. The reporter referred to it as the gold standard that you want to have when you are going to war in someone else’s country. We do not have one. Neither is the Iraqi parliament stable, so ….. where do we stand?
    from PA:
    RB: “Someone with armed forces insight has pointed out to me that New Zealand will be going in with no Status of Forces Agreement with the Iraqis. And without a SOFA, you don’t know what your Rules of Engagement are.

    I gather there are a few people troubled by this.”

    Reply: ” State of Forces Agreement with the Iraqis.

    Is that why they will go in with diplomatic passports also?

    Yes. Because when they kill someone without such an agreement they come under local legal jurisdiction, essentially they can and should be charged with murder and sent to trial.*

    Since we can’t let that happen we then pull them out with diplomatic immunity.

    It is deceitful.

    *At least I think so, I am not an international lawyer, but that is my understanding.”

    • Bill 35.1

      ta for the background to your comment. You know, btw, that if you hit the ‘reply’ button on the bottom right hand side of a given comment before typing your follow on comment, then comments stay in sequential order….?

      edit – duh – hadn’t originally noticed you’d already mentioned diplomatic passports in your original comment up yonder.

    • Murray Rawshark 35.2

      Giving soldiers diplomatic passports will probably put all our diplomats in danger as well. They won’t protect the soldiers because angry Iraqis won’t give a shit about them. FJK is just making more and more of a mess.

      The idea of giving your forces immunity from local prosecution is also used by Australia, who pulled Federal Police out of PNG after the government denied them immunity from criminal prosecution. It is the height of imperial arrogance.

  36. Carwyn 36

    “One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting” George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia..

  37. Ad 37

    Personally I like propaganda, louder the better. They’re honest about what emotion they want from us.

    War is a great test of opposition parties’ skill – National has little upside beyond its base on troop deployment at all.

    Whereas Little needs to start his own messaging in preparation for ANZAC Day, because Key is well ahead with it already.

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  • An impermanent public service is a guarantee of very little else but failure
    Chris Trotter writes –  The absence of anything resembling a fightback from the public servants currently losing their jobs is interesting. State-sector workers’ collective fatalism in the face of Coalition cutbacks indicates a surprisingly broad acceptance of impermanence in the workplace. Fifty years ago, lay-offs in the thousands ...
    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    24 hours ago
  • What happens after the war – Mariupol
    Mariupol, on the Azov Sea coast, was one of the first cities to suffer almost complete destruction after the start of the Ukraine War started in late February 2022. We remember the scenes of absolute destruction of the houses and city structures. The deaths of innocent civilians – many of ...
    1 day ago
  • Babies and benefits – no good news
    Lindsay Mitchell writes – Ten years ago, I wrote the following in a Listener column: Every year around one in five new-born babies will be reliant on their caregivers benefit by Christmas. This pattern has persisted from at least 1993. For Maori the number jumps to over one in three.  ...
    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    1 day ago
  • Should the RBNZ be looking through climate inflation?
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    The KakaBy Bernard Hickey
    1 day ago
  • Bernard's pick 'n' mix of the news links
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    The KakaBy Bernard Hickey
    1 day ago
  • Gordon Campbell on the public sector carnage, and misogyny as terrorism
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    1 day ago
  • Meeting the Master Baiters
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    David FarrierBy David Farrier
    1 day ago
  • How extreme was the Earth's temperature in 2023
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    1 day ago
  • Backbone, revisited
    The schools are on holiday and the sun is shining in the seaside village and all day long I have been seeing bunches of bikes; Mums, Dads, teens and toddlers chattering, laughing, happy, having a bloody great time together. Cheers, AT, for the bits of lane you’ve added lately around the ...
    More Than A FeildingBy David Slack
    2 days ago
  • Ministers are not above the law
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    No Right TurnBy Idiot/Savant
    2 days ago
  • What’s the outfit you can hear going down the gurgler? Probably it’s David Parker’s Oceans Sec...
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    Point of OrderBy Bob Edlin
    2 days ago
  • Will politicians let democracy die in the darkness?
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    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    2 days ago
  • Matt Doocey doubles down on trans “healthcare”
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    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    2 days ago
  • A TikTok Prime Minister.
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    Nick’s KōreroBy Nick Rockel
    2 days ago
  • Texas Lessons
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    Greater AucklandBy Guest Post
    2 days ago
  • Bernard's pick 'n' mix of the news links at 6:06 am
    The top six news links I’ve seen elsewhere in the last 24 hours as of 6:06 am on Wednesday, April 17 are:Must read: Secrecy shrouds which projects might be fast-tracked RNZ Farah HancockScoop: Revealed: Luxon has seven staffers working on social media content - partly paid for by taxpayer Newshub ...
    The KakaBy Bernard Hickey
    2 days ago
  • Fighting poverty on the holiday highway
    Turning what Labour called the “holiday highway” into a four-lane expressway from Auckland to Whangarei could bring at least an economic benefit of nearly two billion a year for Northland each year. And it could help bring an end to poverty in one of New Zealand’s most deprived regions. The ...
    PolitikBy Richard Harman
    2 days ago
  • Bernard's six-stack of substacks at 6:26 pm
    Tonight’s six-stack includes: launching his substack with a bunch of his previous documentaries, including this 1992 interview with Dame Whina Cooper. and here crew give climate activists plenty to do, including this call to submit against the Fast Track Approvals bill. writes brilliantly here on his substack ...
    The KakaBy Bernard Hickey
    3 days ago
  • At a glance – Is the science settled?
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    3 days ago
  • Apposite Quotations.
    How Long Is Long Enough? Gaza under Israeli bombardment, July 2014. This posting is exclusive to Bowalley Road. ...
    3 days ago
  • What’s a life worth now?
    You're in the mall when you hear it: some kind of popping sound in the distance, kids with fireworks, maybe. But then a moment of eerie stillness is followed by more of the fireworks sound and there’s also screaming and shrieking and now here come people running for their lives.Does ...
    More Than A FeildingBy David Slack
    3 days ago
  • Howling at the Moon
    Karl du Fresne writes –  There’s a crisis in the news media and the media are blaming it on everyone except themselves. Culpability is being deflected elsewhere – mainly to the hapless Minister of Communications, Melissa Lee, and the big social media platforms that are accused of hoovering ...
    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    3 days ago
  • Newshub is Dead.
    I don’t normally send out two newsletters in a day but I figured I’d say something about… the news. If two newsletters is a bit much then maybe just skip one, I don’t want to overload people. Alternatively if you’d be interested in sometimes receiving multiple, smaller updates from me, ...
    Nick’s KōreroBy Nick Rockel
    3 days ago
  • Seymour is chuffed about cutting early-learning red tape – but we hear, too, that Jones has loose...
    Buzz from the Beehive David Seymour and Winston Peters today signalled that at least two ministers of the Crown might be in Wellington today. Seymour (as Associate Minister of Education) announced the removal of more red tape, this time to make it easier for new early learning services to be ...
    Point of OrderBy Bob Edlin
    3 days ago
  • Bryce Edwards: Will politicians let democracy die in the darkness?
    Politicians across the political spectrum are implicated in the New Zealand media’s failing health. Either through neglect or incompetent interventions, successive governments have failed to regulate, foster, and allow a healthy Fourth Estate that can adequately hold politicians and the powerful to account. Our political system is suffering from the ...
    Democracy ProjectBy bryce.edwards
    3 days ago
  • Was Hawkesby entirely wrong?
    David Farrar  writes –  The Broadcasting Standards Authority ruled: Comments by radio host Kate Hawkesby suggesting Māori and Pacific patients were being prioritised for surgery due to their ethnicity were misleading and discriminatory, the Broadcasting Standards Authority has found. It is a fact such patients are prioritised. ...
    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    3 days ago
  • PRC shadow looms as the Solomons head for election
    PRC and its proxies in Solomons have been preparing for these elections for a long time. A lot of money, effort and intelligence have gone into ensuring an outcome that won’t compromise Beijing’s plans. Cleo Paskall writes – On April 17th the Solomon Islands, a country of ...
    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    3 days ago
  • Climate Change: Criminal ecocide
    We are in the middle of a climate crisis. Last year was (again) the hottest year on record. NOAA has just announced another global coral bleaching event. Floods are threatening UK food security. So naturally, Shane Jones wants to make it easier to mine coal: Resources Minister Shane Jones ...
    No Right TurnBy Idiot/Savant
    3 days ago
  • Is saving one minute of a politician's time worth nearly $1 billion?
    Is speeding up the trip to and from Wellington airport by 12 minutes worth spending up more than $10 billion? Photo: Lynn Grieveson / The KākāTL;DR: The six news items that stood out to me in the last day to 8:26 am today are:The Lead: Transport Minister Simeon Brown announced ...
    The KakaBy Bernard Hickey
    3 days ago
  • Long Tunnel or Long Con?
    Yesterday it was revealed that Transport Minister had asked Waka Kotahi to look at the options for a long tunnel through Wellington. State Highway 1 (SH1) through Wellington City is heavily congested at peak times and while planning continues on the duplicate Mt Victoria Tunnel and Basin Reserve project, the ...
    3 days ago
  • Smoke And Mirrors.
    You're a fraud, and you know itBut it's too good to throw it all awayAnyone would do the sameYou've got 'em goingAnd you're careful not to show itSometimes you even fool yourself a bitIt's like magicBut it's always been a smoke and mirrors gameAnyone would do the sameForty six billion ...
    Nick’s KōreroBy Nick Rockel
    3 days ago
  • What is Mexico doing about climate change?
    This is a re-post from Yale Climate Connections The June general election in Mexico could mark a turning point in ensuring that the country’s climate policies better reflect the desire of its citizens to address the climate crisis, with both leading presidential candidates expressing support for renewable energy. Mexico is the ...
    3 days ago
  • State of humanity, 2024
    2024, it feels, keeps presenting us with ever more challenges, ever more dismay.Do you give up yet? It seems to ask.No? How about this? Or this?How about this?When I say 2024 I really mean the state of humanity in 2024.Saturday night, we watched Civil War because that is one terrifying cliff we've ...
    More Than A FeildingBy David Slack
    4 days ago
  • Govt’s Wellington tunnel vision aims to ease the way to the airport (but zealous promoters of cycl...
    Buzz from the Beehive A pet project and governmental tunnel vision jump out from the latest batch of ministerial announcements. The government is keen to assure us of its concern for the wellbeing of our pets. It will be introducing pet bonds in a change to the Residential Tenancies Act ...
    Point of OrderBy Bob Edlin
    4 days ago
  • The case for cultural connectedness
    A recent report generated from a Growing Up in New Zealand (GUiNZ) survey of 1,224 rangatahi Māori aged 11-12 found: Cultural connectedness was associated with fewer depression symptoms, anxiety symptoms and better quality of life. That sounds cut and dry. But further into the report the following appears: Cultural connectedness is ...
    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    4 days ago
  • Useful context on public sector job cuts
    David Farrar writes –    The Herald reports: From the gory details of job-cuts news, you’d think the public service was being eviscerated.   While the media’s view of the cuts is incomplete, it’s also true that departments have been leaking the particulars faster than a Wellington ...
    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    4 days ago
  • Gordon Campbell On When Racism Comes Disguised As Anti-racism
    Remember the good old days, back when New Zealand had a PM who could think and speak calmly and intelligently in whole sentences without blustering? Even while Iran’s drones and missiles were still being launched, Helen Clark was live on TVNZ expertly summing up the latest crisis in the Middle ...
    4 days ago
  • Govt ignored economic analysis of smokefree reversal
    Costello did not pass on analysis of the benefits of the smokefree reforms to Cabinet, emphasising instead the extra tax revenues of repealing them. Photo: Hagen Hopkins, Getty Images TL;DR: The six news items that stood out to me at 7:26 am today are:The Lead: Casey Costello never passed on ...
    The KakaBy Bernard Hickey
    4 days ago
  • True Blue.
    True loveYou're the one I'm dreaming ofYour heart fits me like a gloveAnd I'm gonna be true blueBaby, I love youI’ve written about the job cuts in our news media last week. The impact on individuals, and the loss to Aotearoa of voices covering our news from different angles.That by ...
    Nick’s KōreroBy Nick Rockel
    4 days ago
  • Who is running New Zealand’s foreign policy?
    While commentators, including former Prime Minister Helen Clark, are noting a subtle shift in New Zealand’s foreign policy, which now places more emphasis on the United States, many have missed a key element of the shift. What National said before the election is not what the government is doing now. ...
    PolitikBy Richard Harman
    4 days ago
  • 2024 SkS Weekly Climate Change & Global Warming News Roundup #15
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    5 days ago
  • Feline Friends and Fragile Fauna The Complexities of Cats in New Zealand’s Conservation Efforts

    Cats, with their independent spirit and beguiling purrs, have captured the hearts of humans for millennia. In New Zealand, felines are no exception, boasting the highest national cat ownership rate globally [definition cat nz cat foundation]. An estimated 1.134 million pet cats grace Kiwi households, compared to 683,000 dogs ...

    5 days ago
  • Or is that just they want us to think?
    Nice guy, that Peter Williams. Amiable, a calm air of no-nonsense capability, a winning smile. Everything you look for in a TV presenter and newsreader.I used to see him sometimes when I went to TVNZ to be a talking head or a panellist and we would yarn. Nice guy, that ...
    More Than A FeildingBy David Slack
    5 days ago
  • Fact Brief – Did global warming stop in 1998?
    Skeptical Science is partnering with Gigafact to produce fact briefs — bite-sized fact checks of trending claims. This fact brief was written by Sue Bin Park in collaboration with members from our Skeptical Science team. You can submit claims you think need checking via the tipline. Did global warming stop in ...
    6 days ago
  • Arguing over a moot point.
    I have been following recent debates in the corporate and social media about whether it is a good idea for NZ to join what is known as “AUKUS Pillar Two.” AUKUS is the Australian-UK-US nuclear submarine building agreement in which … Continue reading ...
    KiwipoliticoBy Pablo
    6 days ago
  • No Longer Trusted: Ageing Boomers, Laurie & Les, Talk Politics.
    Turning Point: What has turned me away from the mainstream news media is the very strong message that its been sending out for the last few years.” “And what message might that be?” “That the people who own it, the people who run it, and the people who provide its content, really don’t ...
    6 days ago
  • Mortgage rates at 10% anyone?
    No – nothing about that in PM Luxon’s nine-point plan to improve the lives of New Zealanders. But beyond our shores Jamie Dimon, the long-serving head of global bank J.P. Morgan Chase, reckons that the chances of a goldilocks soft landing for the economy are “a lot lower” than the ...
    Point of OrderBy xtrdnry
    6 days ago
  • Sad tales from the left
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    Point of OrderBy poonzteam5443
    6 days ago
  • In Whose Best Interests?
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  • Don’t Question, Don’t Complain.
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    Nick’s KōreroBy Nick Rockel
    6 days ago

  • Minister to Europe for OECD meeting, Anzac Day
    Science, Innovation and Technology and Defence Minister Judith Collins will next week attend the OECD Science and Technology Ministerial conference in Paris and Anzac Day commemorations in Belgium. “Science, innovation and technology have a major role to play in rebuilding our economy and achieving better health, environmental and social outcomes ...
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    1 hour ago
  • Comprehensive Partnership the goal for NZ and the Philippines
    Prime Minister Christopher Luxon held a bilateral meeting today with the President of the Philippines, Ferdinand Marcos Jr.  The Prime Minister was accompanied by MP Paulo Garcia, the first Filipino to be elected to a legislature outside the Philippines. During today’s meeting, Prime Minister Luxon and President Marcos Jr discussed opportunities to ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    12 hours ago
  • Government commits $20m to Westport flood protection
    The Government has announced that $20 million in funding will be made available to Westport to fund much needed flood protection around the town. This measure will significantly improve the resilience of the community, says Local Government Minister Simeon Brown. “The Westport community has already been allocated almost $3 million ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    18 hours ago
  • Taupō takes pole position
    The Government is proud to support the first ever Repco Supercars Championship event in Taupō as up to 70,000 motorsport fans attend the Taupō International Motorsport Park this weekend, says Economic Development Minister Melissa Lee. “Anticipation for the ITM Taupō Super400 is huge, with tickets and accommodation selling out weeks ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    19 hours ago
  • Cost of living support for low-income homeowners
    Local Government Minister Simeon Brown has announced an increase to the Rates Rebate Scheme, putting money back into the pockets of low-income homeowners.  “The coalition Government is committed to bringing down the cost of living for New Zealanders. That includes targeted support for those Kiwis who are doing things tough, such ...
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    21 hours ago
  • Government backing mussel spat project
    The Coalition Government is investing in a project to boost survival rates of New Zealand mussels and grow the industry, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones has announced. “This project seeks to increase the resilience of our mussels and significantly boost the sector’s productivity,” Mr Jones says. “The project - ...
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    22 hours ago
  • Government focused on getting people into work
    Benefit figures released today underscore the importance of the Government’s plan to rebuild the economy and have 50,000 fewer people on Jobseeker Support, Social Development and Employment Minister Louise Upston says. “Benefit numbers are still significantly higher than when National was last in government, when there was about 70,000 fewer ...
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    1 day ago
  • Clean energy key driver to reducing emissions
    The Government’s commitment to doubling New Zealand’s renewable energy capacity is backed by new data showing that clean energy has helped the country reach its lowest annual gross emissions since 1999, Climate Change Minister Simon Watts says. New Zealand’s latest Greenhouse Gas Inventory (1990-2022) published today, shows gross emissions fell ...
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    1 day ago
  • Earthquake-prone buildings review brought forward
    The Government is bringing the earthquake-prone building review forward, with work to start immediately, and extending the deadline for remediations by four years, Building and Construction Minister Chris Penk says. “Our Government is focused on rebuilding the economy. A key part of our plan is to cut red tape that ...
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    1 day ago
  • Thailand and NZ to agree to Strategic Partnership
    Prime Minister Christopher Luxon and his Thai counterpart, Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin, have today agreed that New Zealand and the Kingdom of Thailand will upgrade the bilateral relationship to a Strategic Partnership by 2026. “New Zealand and Thailand have a lot to offer each other. We have a strong mutual desire to build ...
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    2 days ago
  • Government consults on extending coastal permits for ports
    RMA Reform Minister Chris Bishop and Transport Minister Simeon Brown have today announced the Coalition Government’s intention to extend port coastal permits for a further 20 years, providing port operators with certainty to continue their operations. “The introduction of the Resource Management Act in 1991 required ports to obtain coastal ...
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    2 days ago
  • Inflation coming down, but more work to do
    Today’s announcement that inflation is down to 4 per cent is encouraging news for Kiwis, but there is more work to be done - underlining the importance of the Government’s plan to get the economy back on track, acting Finance Minister Chris Bishop says. “Inflation is now at 4 per ...
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    2 days ago
  • School attendance restored as a priority in health advice
    Refreshed health guidance released today will help parents and schools make informed decisions about whether their child needs to be in school, addressing one of the key issues affecting school attendance, says Associate Education Minister David Seymour. In recent years, consistently across all school terms, short-term illness or medical reasons ...
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    2 days ago
  • Unnecessary bureaucracy cut in oceans sector
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    2 days ago
  • Patterson promoting NZ’s wool sector at International Congress
    Associate Agriculture Minister Mark Patterson is speaking at the International Wool Textile Organisation Congress in Adelaide, promoting New Zealand wool, and outlining the coalition Government’s support for the revitalisation the sector.    "New Zealand’s wool exports reached $400 million in the year to 30 June 2023, and the coalition Government ...
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  • Removing red tape to help early learners thrive
    The Government is making legislative changes to make it easier for new early learning services to be established, and for existing services to operate, Associate Education Minister David Seymour says. The changes involve repealing the network approval provisions that apply when someone wants to establish a new early learning service, ...
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    3 days ago
  • RMA changes to cut coal mining consent red tape
    Changes to the Resource Management Act will align consenting for coal mining to other forms of mining to reduce barriers that are holding back economic development, Resources Minister Shane Jones says. “The inconsistent treatment of coal mining compared with other extractive activities is burdensome red tape that fails to acknowledge ...
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    3 days ago
  • McClay reaffirms strong NZ-China trade relationship
    Trade, Agriculture and Forestry Minister Todd McClay has concluded productive discussions with ministerial counterparts in Beijing today, in support of the New Zealand-China trade and economic relationship. “My meeting with Commerce Minister Wang Wentao reaffirmed the complementary nature of the bilateral trade relationship, with our Free Trade Agreement at its ...
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  • Prime Minister Luxon acknowledges legacy of Singapore Prime Minister Lee
    Prime Minister Christopher Luxon today paid tribute to Singapore’s outgoing Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong.   Meeting in Singapore today immediately before Prime Minister Lee announced he was stepping down, Prime Minister Luxon warmly acknowledged his counterpart’s almost twenty years as leader, and the enduring legacy he has left for Singapore and South East ...
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    4 days ago
  • PMs Luxon and Lee deepen Singapore-NZ ties
    Prime Minister Christopher Luxon held a bilateral meeting today with Singapore Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong. While in Singapore as part of his visit to South East Asia this week, Prime Minister Luxon also met with Singapore President Tharman Shanmugaratnam and will meet with Deputy Prime Minister Lawrence Wong.  During today’s meeting, Prime Minister Luxon ...
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  • Antarctica New Zealand Board appointments
    Foreign Minister Winston Peters has made further appointments to the Board of Antarctica New Zealand as part of a continued effort to ensure the Scott Base Redevelopment project is delivered in a cost-effective and efficient manner.  The Minister has appointed Neville Harris as a new member of the Board. Mr ...
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  • Finance Minister travels to Washington DC
    Finance Minister Nicola Willis will travel to the United States on Tuesday to attend a meeting of the Five Finance Ministers group, with counterparts from Australia, the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom.  “I am looking forward to meeting with our Five Finance partners on how we can work ...
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  • Pet bonds a win/win for renters and landlords
    The coalition Government has today announced purrfect and pawsitive changes to the Residential Tenancies Act to give tenants with pets greater choice when looking for a rental property, says Housing Minister Chris Bishop. “Pets are important members of many Kiwi families. It’s estimated that around 64 per cent of New ...
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    4 days ago
  • Long Tunnel for SH1 Wellington being considered
    State Highway 1 (SH1) through Wellington City is heavily congested at peak times and while planning continues on the duplicate Mt Victoria Tunnel and Basin Reserve project, the Government has also asked NZ Transport Agency (NZTA) to consider and provide advice on a Long Tunnel option, Transport Minister Simeon Brown ...
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  • New Zealand condemns Iranian strikes
    Prime Minister Christopher Luxon and Foreign Minister Winston Peters have condemned Iran’s shocking and illegal strikes against Israel.    “These attacks are a major challenge to peace and stability in a region already under enormous pressure," Mr Luxon says.    "We are deeply concerned that miscalculation on any side could ...
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  • Huge interest in Government’s infrastructure plans
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    7 days ago
  • Health Minister thanks outgoing Health New Zealand Chair
    Health Minister Dr Shane Reti has today thanked outgoing Health New Zealand – Te Whatu Ora Chair Dame Karen Poutasi for her service on the Board.   “Dame Karen tendered her resignation as Chair and as a member of the Board today,” says Dr Reti.  “I have asked her to ...
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    7 days ago
  • Roads of National Significance planning underway
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    7 days ago
  • Navigating an unstable global environment
    New Zealand is renewing its connections with a world facing urgent challenges by pursuing an active, energetic foreign policy, Foreign Minister Winston Peters says.   “Our country faces the most unstable global environment in decades,” Mr Peters says at the conclusion of two weeks of engagements in Egypt, Europe and the United States.    “We cannot afford to sit back in splendid ...
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  • NZ welcomes Australian Governor-General
    Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has announced the Australian Governor-General, His Excellency General The Honourable David Hurley and his wife Her Excellency Mrs Linda Hurley, will make a State visit to New Zealand from Tuesday 16 April to Thursday 18 April. The visit reciprocates the State visit of former Governor-General Dame Patsy Reddy ...
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    7 days ago
  • Pseudoephedrine back on shelves for Winter
    Associate Health Minister David Seymour has announced that Medsafe has approved 11 cold and flu medicines containing pseudoephedrine. Pharmaceutical suppliers have indicated they may be able to supply the first products in June. “This is much earlier than the original expectation of medicines being available by 2025. The Government recognised ...
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    1 week ago
  • NZ and the US: an ever closer partnership
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