G’day kiwis (and your wives – I hope they have a tv in their kitchen)
I have decided to implement a speech from the throne
Yeah, I do akshallee have a tv transmitting doohickey in my toilet, giggle
What a year. I am exhausted. I finally got my golf handicap toward single figures broke bread with Princess Kate and watched the last Hobbit movie last night.
Like you, I am watching this from my beach house. I hope you are finding the sound of the waves lapping as therapeutic as I am, regardless of whether you are in Hawaii, Tahiti or the Maldives. We have all earned this time to contemplate.
For those of you unlucky enough to be watching this from your beach house at Russell, Pauanui or Golden Bay, I say hang in their mate, even Ritchie McCaw was just an All Black once. It takes time and effort to be the Captain. You are nearly there, just keep believing.
To the rest of Nz’s inhabitants I say, how can you afford that tv and cigarettes? I hope that isnt alcohol I see in your glass. And finally at this most blessed time of the Year, why arent you at work?