IF: Politics Explained: It’s all about the kids

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here.

A new feature that aims to demystify the political process. In this edition, it’s all about the kids.

Labour: feed the kids.

Conservatives: smack the kids.

Maori Party: help the Maori kids.

United Future: sensible policies for sensible kids.

Mana Party: listen, kids, to the racist white man and all his bullshit racist white man policies.

Greens: leave the world a better place for our kids.

National: our kids have already left New Zealand for a better place.

NZ First: you bloody kids!

ACT: sleep with your kids, as soon as they’re old enough.

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