John Key: the unwanted gift
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2:26 pm, June 28th, 2014 - 69 comments
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For all of you John Key arselickers (like John Roughan) out there, go forth and help fight poverty. Here is your chance to bid up some second hand toilet paper.
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As new, unwanted gift from a smartarse.
John Key Portrait of a Prime Minister by John Roughan.
Essentially a love letter. Utter rubbish but may get you out of a jam if you run out of toilet paper.
Proceeds from sale go to fighting poverty.
The Questions and Answers at Trademe are pretty rough…
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- New science and creative technologies wharekura announcedA new Year 7-13 designated character wharekura will be built in Pāpāmoa, Associate Minister of Education Kelvin Davis has announced. The wharekura will focus on science, mathematics and creative technologies while connecting ākonga to the whakapapa of the area. The decision follows an application by the Ngā Pōtiki ā Tamapahore ...23 hours ago
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- Speeding up the family court, reducing stress on familiesA new law passed last night could see up to 25 percent of Family Court judges’ workload freed up in order to reduce delays, Minister of Justice Kiri Allan said. The Family Court (Family Court Associates) Legislation Bill will establish a new role known as the Family Court Associate. The ...1 day ago
- UK FTA delivers benefits from todayNew Zealand businesses will begin reaping the rewards of our gold-standard free trade agreement with the United Kingdom (UK FTA) from today. “The New Zealand UK FTA enters into force from today, and is one of the seven new or upgraded Free Trade Agreements negotiated by Labour to date,” Prime ...1 day ago
- Next steps to reform outdated surrogacy lawThe Government will reform outdated surrogacy laws to improve the experiences of children, surrogates, and the growing number of families formed through surrogacy, by adopting Labour MP Tāmati Coffey’s Member’s Bill as a Government Bill, Minister Kiri Allan has announced. “Surrogacy has become an established method of forming a family ...2 days ago
- Defence Minister to attend Shangri-La DialogueDefence Minister Andrew Little departs for Singapore tomorrow to attend the 20th annual Shangri-La Dialogue for Defence Ministers from the Indo-Pacific region. “Shangri-La brings together many countries to speak frankly and express views about defence issues that could affect us all,” Andrew Little said. “New Zealand is a long-standing participant ...2 days ago
- New Zealand–China science relationship affirmedResearch, Science and Innovation Minister Dr Ayesha Verrall and the Chinese Minister of Science and Technology Wang Zhigang met in Wellington today and affirmed the two countries’ long-standing science relationship. Minister Wang was in New Zealand for the 6th New Zealand-China Joint Commission Meeting on Science and Technology Cooperation. Following ...2 days ago
- Supporting a strong future for screen sector5 percent uplift clearer and simpler to navigate Domestic productions can access more funding sources 20 percent rebate confirmed for post-production, digital and visual effects Qualifying expenditure for post-production, digital and visual effects rebate dropped to $250,000 to encourage more smaller productions The Government is making it easier for the ...2 days ago
- Minister Sepuloni to attend 61st Anniversary of Samoa’s IndependenceDeputy Prime Minister and Associate Minister of Foreign Affairs (Pacific Region) Carmel Sepuloni will represent New Zealand at Samoa’s 61st Anniversary of Independence commemorations in Apia. “Aotearoa New Zealand is pleased to share in this significant occasion, alongside other invited Pacific leaders, and congratulates Samoa on the milestone of 61 ...3 days ago
- Govt backs retailers with expansion of fog cannon programmeThe Government is continuing to support retailers with additional funding for the highly popular Fog Cannon Subsidy Scheme, Police and Small Business Minister Ginny Andersen announced today. “The Government is committed to improving retailers’ safety,” Ginny Andersen said. “I’ve seen first-hand the difference fog cannons are making. Not only do ...3 days ago
- Government will consider recommendations of Intelligence and Security Act reviewThe Government has received the first independent review of the Intelligence and Security Act 2017, Prime Minister Chris Hipkins says. The review, considered by the Parliamentary Intelligence and Security Committee, was presented to the House of Representatives today. “Ensuring the safety and security of New Zealanders is of the utmost ...3 days ago
- Govt expresses condolences on the passing of HRH Princess Sui’ilikutapuPrime Minister Chris Hipkins has expressed condolences on behalf of New Zealand to the Kingdom of Tonga following the death of Her Royal Highness Princess Mele Siu’ilikutapu Kalaniuvalu Fotofili. “New Zealand sends it’s heartfelt condolences to the people of Tonga, and to His Majesty King Tupou VI at this time ...3 days ago
- Govt expresses condolences on the passing of HRH Princess Siu’ilikutapuPrime Minister Chris Hipkins has expressed condolences on behalf of New Zealand to the Kingdom of Tonga following the death of Her Royal Highness Princess Mele Siu’ilikutapu Kalaniuvalu Fotofili. “New Zealand sends it’s heartfelt condolences to the people of Tonga, and to His Majesty King Tupou VI at this time ...3 days ago
- Security support to Solomon Islands extendedDefence Minister Andrew Little and Foreign Affairs Minister Nanaia Mahuta have today announced the extension of the New Zealand Defence Force (NZDF) deployment to Solomon Islands, as part of the regionally-led Solomon Islands International Assistance Force (SIAF). “Aotearoa New Zealand has a long history of working alongside the Royal Solomon ...3 days ago
- Minister Mahuta to attend the first Korea-Pacific Leaders’ SummitForeign Affairs Minister Nanaia Mahuta will travel to the Republic of Korea today to attend the Korea–Pacific Leaders’ Summit in Seoul and Busan. “Korea is an important partner for Aotearoa New Zealand and the Pacific region. I am eager for the opportunity to meet and discuss issues that matter to our ...4 days ago
- Agreement between Indo-Pacific partners for supply chain resilienceTrade and Export Growth Minister Damien O’Connor joined ministerial representatives at a meeting in Detroit, USA today to announce substantial conclusion of negotiations of a new regional supply chains agreement among 14 Indo-Pacific countries. The Supply Chains agreement is one of four pillars being negotiated within the Indo-Pacific Economic Framework ...4 days ago
- Celebrating Samoa Language Week 2023Our most spoken Pacific language is taking centre stage this week with Vaiaso o le Gagana Samoa – Samoa Language Week kicking off around the country. “Understanding and using the Samoan language across our nation is vital to its survival,” Barbara Edmonds said. “The Samoan population in New Zealand are ...4 days ago
- Nationwide test of Emergency Mobile Alert systemOver 90 per cent of New Zealanders are expected to receive this year’s nationwide test of the Emergency Mobile Alert system tonight between 6-7pm. “Emergency Mobile Alert is a tool that can alert people when their life, health, or property, is in danger,” Kieran McAnulty said. “The annual nationwide test ...4 days ago
- Whakatōhea and the Crown sign Deed of SettlementENGLISH: Whakatōhea and the Crown sign Deed of Settlement A Deed of Settlement has been signed between Whakatōhea and the Crown, 183 years to the day since Whakatōhea rangatira signed the Treaty of Waitangi, Minister for Treaty of Waitangi Negotiations Andrew Little has announced. Whakatōhea is an iwi based in ...5 days ago
- New Chair appointed to New Zealand National Commission for UNESCOElizabeth Longworth has been appointed as the Chair of the New Zealand National Commission for UNESCO, Associate Minister of Education Jo Luxton announced today. UNESCO is the United Nations agency responsible for promoting cooperative action among member states in the areas of education, science, culture, social science (including peace and ...6 days ago
- Tourism transformation starts with peopleTourism and hospitality employer accreditation scheme to recognise quality employers Better education and career opportunities in tourism Cultural competency to create more diverse and inclusive workplaces Innovation and technology acceleration to drive satisfying, skilled jobs Strengthening our tourism workers and supporting them into good career pathways, pay and working conditions ...6 days ago
- Tourism transformation starts with peopleTourism and hospitality employer accreditation scheme to recognise quality employers Better education and career opportunities in tourism Cultural competency to create more diverse and inclusive workplaces Innovation and technology acceleration to drive satisfying, skilled jobs Strengthening our tourism workers and supporting them into good career pathways, pay and working conditions ...6 days ago
- Te ao Māori health services cheaper and more accessible for whānauGreater access to primary care, including 193 more front line clinical staff More hauora services and increased mental health support Boost for maternity and early years programmes Funding for cancers, HIV and longer term conditions Greater access to primary care, improved maternity care and mental health support are ...6 days ago
- Te ao Māori health services more accessible for whānauGreater access to primary care, including 193 more front line clinical staff More hauora services and increased mental health support Boost for maternity and early years programmes Funding for cancers, HIV and longer term conditions Greater access to primary care, improved maternity care and mental health support are ...6 days ago
- Government’s work for survivors of abuse in care continuesThe Government continues progress on the survivor-led independent redress system for historic abuse in care, with the announcement of the design and advisory group members today. “The main recommendation of the Royal Commission of Inquiry’s Abuse in Care interim redress report was for a survivor-led independent redress system, and the ...6 days ago
- Humanitarian support for the Horn of AfricaAotearoa New Zealand is providing NZ$7.75 million to respond to urgent humanitarian needs in the Horn of Africa, Foreign Minister Nanaia Mahuta announced today. The Horn of Africa is experiencing its most severe drought in decades, with five consecutive failed rainy seasons. At least 43.3 million people require lifesaving and ...7 days ago
- Two brand new mental health facilities opened in ChristchurchHealth Minister Ayesha Verrall has opened two new state-of-the-art mental health facilities at the Christchurch Hillmorton Hospital campus, as the Government ramps up its efforts to build a modern fit for purpose mental health system. The buildings, costing $81.8 million, are one of 16 capital projects the Government has funded ...7 days ago
- Government invests more than $24 million in regional projectsThe Government is continuing to invest in our regional economies by announcing another $24 million worth of investment into ten diverse projects, Regional Development Minister Kiri Allan says. “Our regions are the backbone of our economy and today’s announcement continues to build on the Government’s investment to boost regional economic ...7 days ago
- Budget 23 supports the growth of Māori tourismAn $8 million boost to New Zealand Māori Tourism will help operators insulate themselves for the future. Spread over the next four years, the investment acknowledges the on-going challenges faced by the industry and the significant contribution Māori make to tourism in Aotearoa. It builds on the $15 million invested ...7 days ago
- First Bushmasters ready to rollDefence Minister Andrew Little has marked the arrival of the first 18 Bushmaster protected mobility vehicles for the New Zealand Army, alongside personnel at Trentham Military Camp today. “The arrival of the Bushmaster fleet represents a significant uplift in capability and protection for defence force personnel, and a milestone in ...7 days ago
- Humanitarian support for the people of SudanAotearoa New Zealand is providing NZ$3.5 million to help meet urgent humanitarian needs in Sudan, Foreign Minister Nanaia Mahuta announced today. The severe fighting between the Sudan Armed Forces and the Rapid Support Forces has had devastating impacts for civilians. At least 705 people have been killed and 5,287 injured. ...1 week ago
- Clean-up at Hawkes Bay facility to help region deal with cyclone wasteRepairing a Hawke’s Bay organic composting facility devastated by Cyclone Gabrielle is among the latest waste reduction projects getting Government backing, Associate Environment Minister Rachel Brooking announced today. “Helping communities get back on their feet after the devastating weather that hit the northern parts of the country this year is ...1 week ago
- 8% pay boosts for GP & community nursesAbout 6,100 more GP, community nurses and kaiāwhina will be eligible for pay rises of 8% on average to reduce pay disparities with nurses in hospitals, Minister of Health Dr Ayesha Verrall announced today. The top up comes from a $200 million fund established to remove pay disparities between nurses ...1 week ago
- Govt turns the sod on new Jobs and Skills Hub for Hawke’s BayNew Jobs and Skills Hub to begin construction in Hawke’s Bay The Hub will support the building of $1.1billion worth of homes in the region and support Cyclone Gabrielle rebuild and recovery. Over 2,200 people have been supported into industry specific employment, apprenticeships and training, by these Hubs across NZ ...1 week ago
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- New mental health tool launched for small business owner-operatorsThe Government has launched a new tool to help small business owner-operators manage and improve their mental wellbeing, Small Business Minister Ginny Andersen announced today. The Brave in Business e-Learning series is another tool the Government has delivered to support small businesses with their mental health and wellbeing. “A pandemic, ...1 week ago
- TAB partnership helps secure future of racing industryMinister for Racing Kieran McAnulty has announced the approval of a 25-year partnership between TAB NZ and UK betting company Entain that delivers at least $900 million in guaranteed funding for the racing industry over the next five years. Entain, a UK based group that operates multiple sports betting providers ...1 week ago
- Government project delivers more reliable and resilient water source to NorthlandThe Government has delivered the first of three significant water security projects in Northland, boosting regional business and climate resilience, with the opening of Matawii reservoir today, Regional Development Minister Kiri Allan announced. A $68 million Government investment supported the construction of the reservoir, along with two other water storage ...1 week ago
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- Dunne's Weekly: Still Overpromising And UnderdeliveringWhen it was first unveiled, the government’s extension in this year’s Budget of 20 hours free early childhood education to 2-year-olds from next March was hailed as a masterstroke. The Minister of Finance said it would save qualifying households ...1 hour ago
- Why you'll be paying more interest on your mortgage – likely forever
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- ‘An exciting possibility’: scientists discover markedly different kangaroos on either side of Au...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Vera Weisbecker, Associate Professor, Flinders University Shutterstock Australia’s dingo fence is an internationally renowned mega-structure. Stretching more than 5,600 kilometres, it was completed in the 1950s to keep sheep safe from dingoes. But it also inadvertently protects some native ...2 hours ago
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- Public ‘flying blind’ on Tarras proposal
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- NZ comedy couple behind The Office AustraliaLocal comedy veteran couple Jackie Van Beek and Jesse Griffin’s next TV project has been revealed – and it’s an Australian version of the British-turned-American comedy institution The Office. The series, confirmed for 2024, will see David Brent and Michael Scott replaced by a female lead for the first time. ...17 hours ago
- Couples Therapy is NZ’s realest reality TVThree’s take on the overseas hit format is one of the year’s bravest shows, writes Chris Schulz. This is an excerpt from The Spinoff’s weekly Friday newsletter Rec Room. Sign up for regular instalments here. Emma wants Parrish to be more romantic. She doesn’t want to have to keep telling ...19 hours ago
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- Secondary Teachers To Vote On Latest Offers From GovernmentPPTA members will vote next week on new offers for settlement of the secondary teachers’ and area school teachers’ collective agreements that were received yesterday. “PPTA Te Wehengarua national executive met last night to consider the offers and we don’t ...19 hours ago
- Intelligence overhaul recommendations could mean significant reform of spy agencies, expert says
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- Auditor-General's Report On Supporting Improved Outcomes For Māori To Be Published 1 JuneThe Auditor-General intends to publish the following report this Thursday, 1 June: Four initiatives supporting improved outcomes for Māori We have more information about this report on our website . You will be sent a link to this report shortly ...20 hours ago
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- ‘NoHomo’: Cabinet minister takes aim at Simon O’Connor comment on parentsA senior cabinet minister has criticised National Party MP Simon O’Connor for saying it is the responsibility of a mother and a father to raise a child. During a debate on a child support amendment bill in parliament yesterday, Tāmaki MP O’Connor, who is well known to hold socially conservative ...20 hours ago
- ‘NoHomo’: Cabinet minister takes aim at Simon O’Connor comment on parentsA senior cabinet minister has criticised National Party MP Simon O’Connor for saying it is the responsibility of a mother and a father to raise a child. During a debate on a child support amendment bill in parliament yesterday, Tāmaki MP O’Connor, who is well known to hold socially conservative ...20 hours ago
- Jen Cloher on finding their waiFor the last few years, Jen Cloher has been on a journey into their whakapapa. Their latest album, I am the River, the River is Me, is the culmination of the knowledge they’ve gained since. I meet Jen Cloher at a wine bar in Ponsonby with menus written in both ...20 hours ago
- Jen Cloher on finding their waiFor the last few years, Jen Cloher has been on a journey into their whakapapa. Their latest album, I am the River, the River is Me, is the culmination of the knowledge they’ve gained since. I meet Jen Cloher at a wine bar in Ponsonby with menus written in both ...20 hours ago
- Stuff’s ‘Fact Checking’ Is StuffedPress Release: Rt Hon Winston Peters Katie Kenny from Stuff published an article today with a lazy attempt at so-called ‘fact checking’ my recent comments on the World Health Organisation’s concerning new regulations being developed. What ...20 hours ago
- Australia’s modern slavery law is woefully inadequate – this is how we can hold companies accoun...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Kyla Raby, PhD candidate researching the role of consumers in eradicating modern slavery in supply chains, University of South Australia PR handout/Mindaroo A highly anticipated independent review of Australia’s Modern Slavery Act has found it has not brought “meaningful change” ...21 hours ago
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- Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis Party At Parliament TodayThe Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis Party is pleased to announce that co Leaders Michael Appleby and Maki Herbert will be leading the Party in the 2023 Election. Michael Appleby will be standing again in his electorate of Wellington Central and Maki Herbert ...21 hours ago
- Former National MP switches allegiance to ActFormer National Party MP Parmjeet Parmar will stand for the Act Party in this year’s election. Parmar was a list MP first elected in 2014, before missing out on a spot back in parliament after National’s 2020 election performance. She had also previously contested the Mount Roskill electorate. “I expect ...22 hours ago
- Newsletter: May 31 2023 – Items of interest and importance todayNew Zealand Politics Daily is a collation of the most prominent issues being discussed in New Zealand. It is edited by Dr Bryce Edwards of The Democracy Project. Today’s content BILINGUAL ROAD SIGNS, TE REO MĀORI Jo Moir (Newsroom): National getting sucked into regressive race debate Glenn McConnell (Stuff): Luxon’s familiar issue: Another ...22 hours ago
- Introducing… Sir Ashley BloomfieldThe former director general of health Ashley Bloomfield has been knighted at a ceremony in Wellington today. Bloomfield helped shepherd New Zealand through the Covid-19 pandemic, until deciding to step away from the high profile role last year. His appearances at dozens of press conferences alongside former PM Jacinda Ardern ...22 hours ago
- Former National MP Parmjeet Parmar switches to ACT for 2023 electionParmjeet Parmar, a former National list MP voted out in 2020, will stand for the ACT Party in this year's election. ...22 hours ago
- Lessons for New Zealand from California’s cataclysmic housing crisisThe California experience shows why giving councils more freedom to write their own housing rules can be a recipe for disaster, writes San Francisco-based expat Sarah Hoffman. Nine years ago, my husband and I moved from New Zealand to San Francisco, where we live now. When we decided to build ...22 hours ago
- Press Statement From Students Against CutsStudents against Cuts are holding a public emergency meeting on Friday the 2nd of June at 12pm at Victoria University, Kelburn campus to protest the proposed cuts to staff and programs at the University. Students against cuts (SAC) is a coalition ...23 hours ago
- Law Commission Seeks Feedback On High-risk Offender RestrictionsTe Aka Matua o te Ture | Law Commission is considering whether reform is needed to the laws that keep the community safe from people at high risk of serious sexual and violent offending. The Commission has today published an Issues Paper for public ...23 hours ago
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Wow. Read the q&A under the Trade Me Ad.
Here are a few that made me laugh and remember…..and think too!
What are your favourite gems from there?
Q : Does it have any photos of John Key as a baby, I am wondering if he may have a birthmark under his hair resembling three numbers?
A: I think there are 3 dollar signs.
Q: If I bid $100,000 for it do you think you could come over to Pauanui and finish the tiling Maurice Williamson started for me? There’s only a little bit left to go in ensuite 7. Donghua Liu fastlane
A: No but Murray MaCully might have some free time soon and I’m sure he’d roll over to help the party along.
Q: I am wondering how you managed to get a copy as the latest goss going is that, that Liu character has bought the whole lot of copies to use them for some useful purpose on his river trip up the Yangtze for his and his staff use!
A: Thanks for that info Shane. How’s the new job going? Seen any good movies lately?
Q: My first thougths would be to put it up as a dark board and throw darts at the ******
A: Let me guess, you are Maurice Williamson (or any one if the other mps in his deeply divided caucus)?
Q: Has the foreign currency exchange gambler passed it through GCSB, SIS, FBI, NSA, FIVE EYES, USA, OBAMA, SKY CITY, AND WARNER BROS first?
A: Yes, it went through all his routine steps.
Q: I think John Keys is a lovely man who has really made something of himself and all yous haters are just jealous!
A: People used to say that about John Banks.
My favourite,
“There is far too much emotional clap-trap on this page. This book is actually really inspiring and make me want to be just like him. I would buy this but I already have 10 of my own copies. Signed Simon Bridges. preggyg”
“With 11 copies you could tape them all together for the next time you go seal clubbing Simon.”
A biography that has been “authorised” by the subject that it is about, is hardly worth a read, as it will mostly only “reveal” endless self promotion and flattery, and little what may be considered controversial.
Having read a fair few of John Roughan’s “contributions” in the NZ Herald, very few of them were that informative, let alone well researched, or even inspiring and worth to read.
How many hours would it take to read the 240 or so pages? I think I can do heaps of other, more important, valuable things, than waste my time on that “book” of actually too “rough” toilet paper. What a waste of paper and print, I say.
I’ve been seeing righties on Twitter complaining that it’s not “authorised”, merely that Key “cooperated” with its writing. A totally plausible, meaningful distinction 🙄
lolz they are a funny lot
‘Coalescing of the willing’
Mike Hosking on NewstalkZB praised the book without even a hint of qualification. So did Paul Henry on TV3. Apparently, it’s one of the best books to be published in the last decade.
Which is odd, considering that the author, John Roughan, is one of the most unimpressive, uninspired dullards to ever work for the National Party.
“My Struggle”, John Key version, soon to replace the bible as the “most read book” on planet earth, I presume. Crosby Textor stitched up a deal with Amazon and a range of leading publishing houses, “Key Wee – in his own bed” will be an alternative title, for global readers.
Yeah but only on Planet Key
Best read I’ve had in an out-house in years. Lucky I had a spare roll to clean up afterwards.
Later I realized the whole thing left me feeling quite shitty.
I don’t believe that. The book is too full of shit already to take anyone else’s.
The Q&A on the auction is amazing. There are literally a hundred or more questions on this auction.
I am surprised by the negative views here. The book is selling very well. I tried to buy it today. Sold out.
I would recommend David Farrar’s review of the book in 3 parts. Here is the first installment.
http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2014/06/the_john_key_biography_-_the_early_years.html
For $30 it looks like a good read. Some of you may change your minds after reading David’s review.
New stock will arrive in most retailers on 4 July.
Kia kaha.
I guess they shipped only a few copies over to the Australian bookshops you popped into…
i see key chose americas independence day for the second release. How appropriate
No McFluck. It was Whitcouls in Lambton Quay. You are a rude fuckwit.
You really can’t hold that mask very long.
srylands you fucking idiot, if you’re that keen you can buy them using Buy Now on trademe
$37.99
They’re so popular no-one’s buying them.
If you really want to kiss his arse, use Buy Now. BTW it’s on the back down the bottom
Don’t think they can use trademe in Australia…
I don’t live in Australia. I have been a member of Trademe since 2000 – i.e 14 years. Get a grip.
But you said you did.
While you were bitching about trying to fill a job in NZ that allegedly paid up to $200k per year while requiring almost no significant skills.
Wow. So many contradictions in less than a year. It’s almost as if you just make things up on the fly…
You consisitently display such a poor knowledge of New Zealand Policy McFluck that you certainly don’t live in New Zealand. Neither are you an adult. I’ll stop short of wishing death on you like your vile flatmate.
At least I know what the GST rate is.
Unlike you, the supposed NZ policy expert.
by the way, it’s poor form to wish death on anyone, even if you believe they are “vile”.
“by the way, it’s poor form to wish death on anyone, even if you believe they are “vile”.”
Yes exactly – that was my point. Why do you tolerate it of your mate?
I suspect my mate might think that being wished dead by you was a compliment.
Don’t be so rude.
I bought it at $24. Why would I pay $38 for it?
I have been a member of Trademe since it started in 2000, so I can use it thanks.
obviously not sold out until 4 july, then…
Yes it is sold out. I bought it in a private sale.
For less than the RRP when it’s apparently sold out at the bookshops?
Gosh, obviously a market failure.
That isn’t a market failure.
If it selling out then why would that person who sold you the book sell it at a loss? What’s gong on srylands?
the markets are perfect. Obviously selling out is a sign of plummeting demand…
I’m surprised you didn’t say you’d popped into Parson’s yesterday :p
Parsons shut down in February.
I know. Just testing your google skills.
McFluck just name the place and I’ll meet you tonight. You are channeling your own inadequacies as a human.
touching, but you’re not my type.
Besides, the next time I’ll be in wgtn you’ll be claiming to live in aus again.
“Besides, the next time I’ll be in wgtn you’ll be claiming to live in aus again.”
I think the problem is that you neither reside in New Zealand or know anything much about New Zealand society, its issues, or how to fix them.
Shitlands you really are funny. Speaking of problems and deficits, you have a credibility deficit which is going to take a lifetime to recover from.
Just to summarise:
If sspylands really has been at all involved in NZ government policy over the last 20 years, I think we now know why the country is in its current state.
By only putting 1000 on s ale, boag, hooton and farrar could ensure they sold out quickly
At the national party conference they are competing to buy the most copies. The person who buys the least is the next “deadwood”
John key has made it clear it must be a best seller within a month. He hates to lose.
Artificial supply/demand imbalance, so much for the free markets
Nah, they are always plenty of copies lying around:
http://thestandard.org.nz/open-mike-27062014/#comment-839855
They’ll end up in the Warehouse bins @ $4 each.
Try trade me. More than one auction available. If you wait long enough you can probably get it for 10c.
A book with a basic level of quality and standard does not sell below $ 50 a piece, so that tells us something, they are desperate to sell it, and get rid of the stock, as once the first competent feedback hits the media headlines, the sales will plummet.
in 6 months time they will be on the free counter at the salvation army store.
Looking forward to a package deal for a $1.00 from The Warehouse: Brash’s autobiography, a Paul Holmes CD, Paul Henry’s ramblings and the Roughan puff piece. Reckon that should be great to take back for a Christmas refund.
Can always use them to start the bonfire on Nov 5th, and a TricKey Guy.
http://neetflux.tumblr.com/post/89894106422
That pic really needs to be embedded.
There’s some good ones on that site:
lies damn lies – NZ Herald
A load of mumbo jumbo – John Key.
Order, order, order – David Clark
Glucina, Slater, key
The unsuccessful smear
John Key Portrait o a corporate stooge
Corporate Stooge:
“Gimme another one, another beer or glass of wine, thanks, I must stay in “shape” for the “eeeeellecctionzzz”, “ahhh”, “ooh”, “give me a break”.
they are like creatures from the black lagoon.
this photo of Key shows up all the joins. His Frankenstein piecework is beginning to break down.
Jeez I near spat Coffee all over the Keyboard when I saw that. Draco. +100
Gee, wouldn’t it be great to be a fly on the wall when Key fans who had a rush of blood and bought the book remember they don’t actually read books.
“I wonder who will play me in the film” he quipped. John Key is a dead ringer for David Brent.
Then Joe90 they would be in great company, because TricKey don’t read anything either.
Re comment number 10:
“Ordnung muss sein”, they say in German, I think our “Speaker” would have done well in the time frame from 1933 to 1945 in “Central Europe”, enforcing “order” in his resolute, relentless fashion. Is this the “new order” for “democracy” or “de-mockeracy”, I ask?
What a great lot of titles. They may become as p popular as Game of Thrones or the Walking Dead or Zombies. Great drama.
Team Key, Keem Tea,
Whoever thought this up
I want to buy a drink……
Or three
Team Key Meme Tea
You saw it first
For good or worse
On the news on T V three
A strange and cloying comedy
They’re giving away books for free
Slippree, slandrous and soon to be……..
The loser
“Proceeds from sale go to fighting poverty.”
Finally something related to John Key has gone toward this purpose.
One week out from the publishers and….
JOHN KEY
20% off – Was $32, Now $25.60
How long till the ignominy of the $5 bins at the warehouse becomes a reality?
how many trees, how much chlorine bleach, how much lead to produce this load of old cobblers to foist upon genuine kiwis who want jobs and security instead of false promises and bromides.
Kweewee has got a bloody cheek coming up with this sort of tripe.
I’m waiting for the tell all book about Keys rise to power. For every hagiography there is a true story to tell. For example I bet when Key left Merrill Lynch he nervously expected the authorities to come calling. You never know they might do a Berlusconi on him yet. I live in hope.