John Key’s Memoirs

“I’m leaving it until my book. I know the answer, but just wait until my book,” Mr Key said.

What?  I thought it was normal to leave office before you started writing and promoting your memoirs?  I’ve not heard of someone becoming prime-minister to promote book-sales before.

As his government has achieved little of note (well, little positive of note, double-dip recessions and high unemployment probably don’t make good hagiography fodder), I guess it’ll have to be the predictable celebrity name-dropping rubbish: “And then I met Obama, before I had a chat with Medvedev – he was such a laugh.  Later I called Peter Jackson, before sending a message to Richie and the boys wishing them well for the test…”

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