Join the smackathon

Just what you may have been waiting for: www.righttosmack.co.nz

While we want the government to interfere with people’s private activities to some small degree; (outlawing homosexuality, stopping abortions, abolishing civil unions, abolishing legalised prostitution, etc.) – we will not tolerate being told we cannot use force and violence as part of loving correction and discipline!

Better still, the site encourages activism; you may want to join their smackathon where they hope to break the world record for the most children being smacked at the same time.

Parents are asked to save up smackings from the days prior to the event to ensure that have enough punishment in their ‘spank bank’ to allow for a full minute of punishment. Remember, that if children don’t want to participate, that in itself is enough cause for more than a minute’s spanking.

Righttosmack.co.nz gets the following glowing endorsements:

I realize your web site is well intentioned, but I believe you have quoted Bible quotes out of context. If you were to read the whole Bible, and not just bits of it, you would better understand its true meaning – Pauline, Petone.

This site sucks – David, Wanganui.

(Hat-tip: WR)

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