Labour did it too

• Guest post
• 9 years ago
• Categories: john key, national

Tautoko Mangō Mata has discovered the words to a mystery song buried deep in a Crosby Textor staff manual.

Verse 1

If the Public have uncovered

A shonky deal we made

We bring out Teflon John and

the full snake-oil brigade

with echo chamber Hoskings

and the right wing Herald aids

to sing the Crosby Textor line

Till all the uproar fades, ohhhhhhhhhhh

Chorus

Labour did it too, mate

Labour did it too

We inherited it from Labour

So what else could we do?

If ever we’re in trouble

And the news has turned to pooh

Then it’s time to plug the same old line

“Labour did it too!”

Verse 2

McCully bribed a Saudi

So we’d get an FTA.

It cost eleven million plus

with flying sheep away.

When sheep pellets hit the fan

and documents exposed

a shonky deal, then out comes John

with Crosby Textor prose. Oh…….

Chorus

Labour did it too, mate

Labour did it too

We inherited it from Labour

So what else could we do?

Tautoko Mangō Mata