Written By:
Tane - Date published:
4:50 pm, September 12th, 2007 - 9 comments
Categories: humour -
Tags: humour
Cats, with their independent spirit and beguiling purrs, have captured the hearts of humans for millennia. In New Zealand, felines are no exception, boasting the highest national cat ownership rate globally [definition cat nz cat foundation]. An estimated 1.134 million pet cats grace Kiwi households, compared to 683,000 dogs ...
“Just a pinot gris for me, mate”
“Vote National and you can be governed by Chardonnay conservatives instead of Chardonnay socialists. What you prefer beer? I’m afraid there’s no party in Parliament for you guys”.
A great photo, but hey – this one’s even better, especially for captions:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nznationalparty/1309613084/
Bryce
http://www.liberation.org.nz
“Who invited that joker?”
“Its Dr. the Honourable Lockwood Smith, damn it.”
“Thats how we distinguish a man of my breeding such as my good self from the other riff-raff doctors in my own caucus.”
“Please say it right, I’m pretty sure thats how its said…”
“Spot the Looney…”
Didn’t realise Silverdale had a gay bar.
Thanks Dad, this will look great on my website.
“Working Class Hero”
“Oh sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see me in stubbies, not see me right with a stubby. I’ll put these pants back on.”