Hey, Tories!
Here’s some free advice; Dump Simon. He’s beyond saving.
Let Paula have a run. Sure she’s got no class, but then, she’s not Judith. And that counts for something, surely?
Write off 2020 and parachute the leader you want running against Jacinda Ardern in 2023 into the Botany by-election. He’ll have five years to prepare for a shot at the Prime Ministership, the same formula that worked for John Key.
Ok, it’s not really Married at First Sight. You’ve already met.
His name is Lance. He’s a doctor. He was New Zealander of the Year. He’s just moved his business to Auckland.
And if he’s not leading National in 2023, he might well be leading NZ First. And you wouldn’t want that, would you?
Ok, maybe it’ll end in tears, but surely it’s worth popping the question?
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