Cue Judith standing in front of a church brandishing a bible.
“He is a dreadful man and what he wrote about me was disgraceful,” I guess it would take a lot of creativity to write nice things about someone as disgraceful as Judith.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah. Nah nah nah nah......... Not Jude!
If the nats had any sense, they'd get rid of their religious faction.
It looks like National are actually trying to lose this election.
It helps me to see where you are coming from. Joyce's 11.4 billion dollar "error" is nearly three times as large as Goldsmith's 4 billion dollar error, so your glasses are very rose coloured indeed. I guess it's easy to just throw around random figures and...
Hi Red, Any chance you could talk us through Stephen Joyce's degrees that qualified him to be Minister of Finance for National?
The stench of desperation is hurting my nose.
I'm wondering what they've done with Nick Smith - he's the only Nat politician that I recognise apart from Judith and Gerry, and they seem to be keeping him locked away in a closet like the retarded cousin you don't want anyone to know about.
I'd keep it as it is, make a latex "Winston" mask and keep on touring. Might even be able to franchise it out.
I wonder how much he wants for the big black bus?
I would quite like to see them back in Parliament but I'd also quite like to see them out of Government.
The only thing "blue green" about the Nats will be the toxic algae that would overrun our waterways if they had their way.
It's far more likely that after the election, Judith will be "gone by lunchtime".
And it needs to be taken away from the government and run by a private corporation so all that luverley money can be doled out in fat salaries and bonuses and dividends to executives and shareholders, 'cause those old people won't be around much longer, ...
Is it wrong of me to hope that USA and Russia (and China) can all take eachother down a peg or two? If there's going to be another Opium War, can we at least have some opium?
Well said. I see this extra month as more rope for Judith and Gerry to hang themselves with. What's Nick doing to help?
Nice point. In true Nat style, Judith might have a bob each way and start calling for an earlier election as well as a later one.
Judy and Gerry don't get any younger, prettier, nicer or smarter, the longer you look at them. The extra month just gives everyone longer to think about how badly an outfit that can't even run a political party properly is suited to run a country.
Looks like they put it on the wrong end ;-)
Judith's just like Donald, only not as pretty.
The genie fled the bottle over half a century ago.
I have problems with the very first point. A drug test for cannabis does not indicate whether or not you are "doped up" - it is not an impairment test, and merely indicates the presence of cannabis metabolites which show that at some time in the last month...
Do we really have time to go into all the things that Gerry's confused about?
Let's hope the weeks from hell become the years from hell.
So we pay China to send us a whole heap of plastic junk and disposable crap, and then we pay China to bury this garbage in our pristine wilderness valleys?
The Nats don't have the luxury of voting for other parties when their own party is in danger of sinking without a trace.
The priest had a raised eyebrow when he christened him.
The National Party is made up of Gerry-atrics and inexperienced children......both tend to leak.
I forgot to check Woodhouse's eyebrows - so I don't know if he was joking or not.
She's certainly a threat to National's credibility. Can one threaten something that doesn't exist?
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