That federation campaign

There’s an ad campaign that says “New Zealand is doing Australia better than Australia is”, and recommends federation of New Zealand with Australia.

And proposes Jacinda as Prime Minister of them all.

Imagine.

Australia recompenses every single Aboriginal group and they get to tell in vivd detail how they were dispossessed and humiliated.

Australia flings open its doors to immigration once more.

Australia shuts down all its coal plants and converts to 100% renewables.

Australia continues to get beaten at every team sport except netball.

Australia becomes slightly nicer to deal with over time as we advance our colonization of Queensland.

Australia takes our lead and turns 20% of its land into national parks.

New Zealand gets time-and-a-half rates and proper superannuation.

And we both get to have the best Prime Minister in the world, for a couple of decades.

Maybe it’s time.