The press release Len Brown should be issuing

• Zetetic
• 12 years ago
• Categories: local government, workers' rights
• Tags: cowards, len brown, maritime union, ports of auckland, traitors, Why is this satire?

A contrite Mayor Len Brown today offered his apology to Port workers for causing their redundancies by demanding higher port profits then giving them the cold shoulder. “I turned my back on the working class I claim to represent. That ‘we’re on a journey’ BS on RNZ was the final straw. I am donating to the workers the $2,000 they gave my election campaign, and the $270,000 3-year payrise they helped me get when I became Auckland mayor.”