What colour undies will Jordan wear?

Written By: - Date published: 1:26 pm, October 22nd, 2017 - 23 comments
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Being a person of his word I’m sure Jordan will be keen to make good on this promise. Red undies would be fitting of course.

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23 comments on “What colour undies will Jordan wear?”

  1. Visubversa 1

    Please – no TV coverage. Too close to mealtimes.

  2. Andre 2

    Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

  3. tracey 3

    Didnt know he worked anywhere in the open.

    • Andre 3.1

      That’s a point. What is his route to work? The same infrastructure he uses to disseminate it?

  4. Nic the NZer 4

    Is that an admission that he usually goes commando?

  5. One Anonymous Bloke 5

    Shouldn’t his pimp decide for him?

  6. fender 6

    He’ll wear whatever Slater tells him to wear, and if he’s in bed at night and Slater tells him to get down to the Backbenches pub, he’ll do that too.

  7. mac1 7

    Read what he has promised. To wear his undies to work. Don’t we all?

    Slippery words in a slippery landscape where promises are made.

    True of some politics and places where the intention is to deceive.

  8. Philg 8

    Jordan, trust me mate, you don’t need to embarrass yourself further.

  9. EE 9

    Maybe Jordan could wear an old pair of Duncan Garner’s.
    But they might be a bit xenophobic and semen-stained.

  10. Jordan Williams 10

    Too often political commentators are not willing to put their money where their mouth is, and I was pretty sure on this one. But I got it wrong.

    A pier of Taxpayers’ Union boxers have now arrived, so being a man of my word, I will be walking to work tomorrow as promised.

    As I’m living in DC for another month, it’s only fair I am transparent about my route. I’ll leave the apartment on Ridge Street NW at 8:30am and walk:
    * South two blocks on 5th Street NW from Ridge Street to L Street NW.
    * West five blocks from L Street NW to 11th Street NW.
    * Across Massachusettes Ave NW to rejoin L Street NW, to arrive at the office at about 8:45am.

    • Natwatch 10.1

      Can’t say fairer than that. Hope you get good weather for it.

    • One Anonymous Bloke 10.2

      Go Jordan! Take one for the team. Again.

      Maybe after that you might get off your knees.

      • One Anonymous Bloke 10.3.1

        Sounds like a flashmob opportunity to me.

        “Dear sex workers of Washington DC: give your support to Jordan Williams, who takes one for the right wing values team whenever he can manipulate someone into giving him information.”

        Should be a hoot.

        • Zorb6 10.3.1.1

          I still can’t work out his animal ‘magnetism’…can you or anyone?

          • One Anonymous Bloke 10.3.1.1.1

            In order to get information from his sex partners victims, he has to first establish a facsimile of trust. ‘Animal magnetism’ is useful, but not essential to the goal.

    • Andre 10.4

      You could set up an asscam like Reanin Johannink and Jessie Gurunathan. Might get some hilarious footage from your walk.

      Or not.

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