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2:22 pm, November 12th, 2010 - 13 comments
Categories: john key, Minister for Overseas Holidays - Tags: apec, g20
John Key got to Japan for his Apec meeting a couple of days ago, and he’s been telling the Japanese they need to drop their tariffs, and the US he’d like to have a chat with Obama on the sidelines of a meeting, any meeting, please…
But nobody else is there.
They’re all still at the G20, across the ditch in Korea.
What’s John Key doing?
maye the poor little trooper needed another holiday.
he could go play with those monkeys that hang out in those in the hot pools in the snow http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Macaque . get himself some nice PR shots of him grooming with them
Hes acting all tough on Japan to play up to the US after his chat with Hillary . Playing the tough talking maverick really doesn’t suit him.
He was pretty tough with Warner Bros.
‘What’s John Key doing?’
Inspecting his navel lint?
The usual –
nothingsmiling and waving for the cameras.
Yeah, practicing in the mirror…
I am Prime Minister. I am Prime Minister. I am……….
People like me – everybody likes me. People Like me – everybody likes me………
There is nothing wrong. There is nothing wrong………
It’s all Labour’s fault. It’s all Labour’s fault…….
Practising in his hotel room for a “pull-aside”….
I can just see it:
Key (to aide): Okey dokey Mike let’s practice. You stand there and pretend to be Obama
Key: Now, I’ll come up to you and do the pull-aside
(Key walks up to aide, smiles and waves)
Key: Mr President! How nice to see you. Do you have a moment to discuss your argicultural subsidies?
Aide: Hi John. Look, sorry, I’ve got to talk to China about the reformation of the global economic system that will take us forward for the next half a century through a time and huge enviromental and political uncertainty.
Key: Mike! You’re doing it wrong!
a “pull-aside”…. or perhaps a “reach-around”….
and do your own googling.
Key and his salient quips…
…i love how he can crack one off in public, anytime of the day, and the MSM just suck it up and swallow it all without gagging
Cos Xmas is coming and they want some more wine 🙂