From the I shit you not file …
The reason that National has announced a decaboondoggle of double land bridges for the far North now during a difficult by election campaign and not during the last general election campaign is because of Nicky Hager and Kim Dotcom.
Yep.
I will allow a bit of space for you to process this claim.
You may need this space too.
And this.
And probably this.
And much more besides but I should finish the post.
Let me repeat this, according to John Key the reason that National did not offer ten new double laned bridges in the Northland electorate during the last election campaign was because of Hager and Dotcom.
Key is burning up his political capital so fast that by the end of March I expect to see ash where once was a fully functioning Crosby Textor clone.
The video to this link looks awful. I suspect that Key should have slept in for a couple of more hours. Or taken the day off.
According to Key National could not announce these double lane bridge projects during the last election campaign “because [the people] were talking about Nicky Hager and Kim Dotcom and I would have loved to have talked about policy in Northland but sadly that did not dominate the news agenda.”
And according to Key “in the end if you vote for Winston Peters you get another MP in um North in ar you get another MP in Southland interestingly enough.”
Key thinks that the handling of the Mike Sabin issue has had not the slightest effect in the electorate. Apparently no one raises that issue and despite this in the fullness of time the story will be told, “but it can’t at the moment and that is the way it is”. Northland please note. If the Sabin issue is having the slightest of effects on you then you should not vote National.
Key and National are looking sick.
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