On the first day of leakmas …

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• 5 years ago
• Categories: humour, national, same old national, Satire, you couldn't make this shit up

Overheard at a Press Gallery BBQ …

On the first day of leakmas my deep throat gave to me … internal polling for the National Party.

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On the 8th  day of leakmas my deep throat gave to me …

Eight anonymous donations

Seven burner texts

Six MPs cavorting

Five policy proposals

Four allegations of bullying

Three talking points

Two official investigations

and internal polling for the National Party.

To be continued.