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Donald Trump’s letter to Joe Biden
Written By: - Date published: 8:53 am, November 8th, 2020 - 19 comments
It is customary for outgoing Presidents to leave for the incoming President a short letter of introduction. The Standard has managed to obtain a early draft copy of Donald Trump’s letter to Joe Biden drafted while he was playing golf.
The Trump Covid game
Written By: - Date published: 2:17 pm, October 6th, 2020 - 10 comments
Let’s imagine a scenario where you are the President of the United States and it is in the middle of a pandemic. You then contract the virus yourself. How would you rate compared to Donald Trump?
Taxpayers’ Union promoting Green Party policy
Written By: - Date published: 6:10 am, August 4th, 2020 - 26 comments
Learning to love the tax.
Tick Tock Tik-Tok
Written By: - Date published: 5:37 pm, August 2nd, 2020 - 5 comments
Trump has announced he will ban Tik-Tok from the United States. It’s Chinese-owned so there. Or maybe he will force it to be sold to Americans.Don’t think security is the issue; kids used it to stuff up his Tulsa rally. And it is good for mockery, as clips about Trump and Pompeo show. Don’t think that will stop if Americans own it.
National’s next Auckland Central candidate?
Written By: - Date published: 7:58 am, July 17th, 2020 - 38 comments
With Nikki Kaye’s shock retirement announcement National urgently needs a new candidate. One name springs to mind.
Sacha Baron Cohen Trolls Neo-Nazis
Written By: - Date published: 6:07 pm, June 28th, 2020 - 27 comments
Nazis Punked; Fucked Off!
Protesters Say Statue Tripped, Fell Into Water
Written By: - Date published: 9:09 am, June 9th, 2020 - 100 comments
The toppling of a statute of former slave trader Edward Coulson has led to conjecture that the statute may have tripped and fallen rather than forcibly removed and deposited in Bristol Harbour.
National Has Found a Moral Compass
Written By: - Date published: 3:46 pm, June 6th, 2020 - 34 comments
National has embarked on a moral crusade to not lose the Election.
Mark Richardson for National leader!
Written By: - Date published: 11:08 am, May 19th, 2020 - 27 comments
Michelle Boag thinks that Mark Richardson should be the next National leader after Simon Bridges. Here at the Standard we wish to endorse this proposal.
Covid-19: Important… satire
Written By: - Date published: 3:05 pm, May 2nd, 2020 - 8 comments
The latest status
Discuss…
It is a bit of a problem when this was often more accurate than the statements from many governments.
BREAKING NEWS: Simon Bridges Calls on Simon Bridges to Stand Down
Written By: - Date published: 6:30 pm, February 18th, 2020 - 5 comments
BREAKING NEWS: Simon Bridges calls on the leader of the opposition to stand down while the SFO case is before the courts.
The demise of single use plastic bags and the limp vege problem
Written By: - Date published: 8:16 am, February 14th, 2020 - 80 comments
The rapid demise of the single use plastic bag has just left one hole in my life. I haven’t (so far) been able to replace the one and only second life use that I ever found for them. They were great at keeping the broccoli and carrots from going limp in the fridge.
RIP Terry Jones
Written By: - Date published: 8:47 am, January 23rd, 2020 - 16 comments
Sad overnight news with the death of Terry Jones being announced.
Still not sure what anything National says means?
Written By: - Date published: 7:01 am, September 28th, 2019 - 13 comments
Gerry Brownlee clarifies.
Civilian offers a bleak look at our future.
Written By: - Date published: 8:41 am, September 26th, 2019 - 13 comments
The Civilian ‘reports’ in “Trump repeatedly asked Ardern if New Zealand gives asylum very often”. Oh shit! We need to reverse National’s large donation policy and proactively and preemptively pass a law against bolthole refugees.
Trump it up
Written By: - Date published: 3:22 pm, September 12th, 2019 - Comments Off on Trump it up
Found on facebook and featuring the work of an anonymous genius …
The Civilian has a fish-hook
Written By: - Date published: 9:37 am, September 6th, 2019 - 2 comments
The Civilian is New Zealand’s pre-eminent source of online news, and indeed the purest form of news that you can consume without having an apoplectic seizure. Today they detail the course of a vaccination on live TV. Please put your hot drinks down before reading.
Simon Bridges wants a new Digital Media advisor
Written By: - Date published: 7:43 am, August 6th, 2019 - 21 comments
A slight rewrite of an ad currently on Parliament’s careers website.
Memo from Crosby Textor – fake news
Written By: - Date published: 9:06 am, August 2nd, 2019 - 19 comments
The Standard has obtained an internal memo from CTF Partners (formerly Crosby Textor) where it responds to allegations that it is a kindergarden for the rich children of Conservative Party donors, has engaged in misogynist behavior and ran anti and pro cycle astroturf campaigns to get a cycleway moved from near a client’s business premises to near an opponent’s premises.
Aussies – utterly predictable right down to the last words.
Written By: - Date published: 11:01 am, July 14th, 2019 - 30 comments
It isn’t often that I read a sports story. My view was that if you aren’t doing a sport, then what is the point in watching others doing it? Work on something that you can do. However a title on an aussie ABC article caught me – “New Zealand earn genuine respect”. Now that was unusual…
Clever visual satire on a millionaire beggar
Written By: - Date published: 10:15 am, July 6th, 2019 - 15 comments
Scott Marsh does a great depiction of Israel Folau’s essential ethics. Check out some of Scott’s other art as well.
On the first day of leakmas …
Written By: - Date published: 8:30 am, December 10th, 2018 - 46 comments
Overheard at a Press Gallery BBQ …
Memo from Crosby Textor – National’s leak problem
Written By: - Date published: 7:34 am, December 5th, 2018 - 23 comments
The Standard has been leaked an internal memo from Crosby Textor to the National Party concerning its current situation.
Simon Bridges wants a new senior social media advisor
Written By: - Date published: 8:00 am, November 6th, 2018 - 36 comments
Simon Bridges has advertised for a Senior Social Media advisor.
Trademe advertises National List MP position for sale
Written By: - Date published: 11:58 am, October 19th, 2018 - 17 comments
Some wag on Trademe has advertised National Party list positions for sale.
Do republicans really want to arm infants?
Written By: - Date published: 10:40 am, July 16th, 2018 - 17 comments
It appears that Sacha Baron Cohen has succeeded in getting prominent Republicans to say stupid things about arming kids.
Inevitably the crazy old morons remain
Written By: - Date published: 9:10 am, March 14th, 2018 - 164 comments
In his usual dignified way, Donald Trump announced that he was sacking Rex Tillerson, the American Secretary of State in a tweet. And so the round of musical chairs that marks the White House’s descent into even more incompetence continues. Meanwhile the farce of the Russian election proceeds in their background of state operated terrorism in the UK. But there is some light
Who will be National’s next leader?
Written By: - Date published: 7:57 am, February 14th, 2018 - 77 comments
Following Bill English’s resignation the question is who will be National’s next leaders. The Standard authors have put their heads together and come up with some suggestions.
Sticking with Bill is the right move for National
Written By: - Date published: 1:37 pm, February 9th, 2018 - 15 comments
National knows what to expect with Bill.
Thought for the day
Written By: - Date published: 6:12 am, January 16th, 2018 - 14 comments
Satire vs bullying.
The Adventures of CosmoGuy: US Ambassador to New Zealand (and Samoa!)
Written By: - Date published: 1:35 pm, December 29th, 2017 - 3 comments
The alleged ‘thoughts’ of Scott Brown, the highly intelligent and very cool ambassador of the Partisan States of America to NooZiland. In an exposition of typical blinding intelligence, he tries to explain to his beloved Orange Lord what he is doing here (and in Samoa!).
- 2020 SkS Weekly Climate Change & Global Warming News Roundup #49
2020A chronological listing of news articles linked to on the Skeptical Science Facebook Page during the past week: Sun, Nov 29, 2020 through Sat, Dec 5, 2020 Editor's Choice UN secretary general: humanity faces climate 'suicide' without US rejoining Paris agreement Joining China and other big polluters, Biden’s pledge of ...5 hours ago - Sinful or Harmful?
We need to change public policy if our aim is to minimise the harm from drugs.The background to the incident described in the next paragraph is that I was involved in a multidisciplinary international working party setting standards for measuring the cost of substance abuse. The report is published by ...2 days ago - Overthrowing democracy in Tauranga
Back in 2010, the then-National government overthrew the elected government of Canterbury to impose a dictatorship. Now, Labour is going to do it to Tauranga. The reson for this is that the council is "dysfunctional". But so was the previous Labour - NZ First government, and that wasn't taken as ...2 days ago - Julie Bindel talks about woke misogyny
In this interview Julie Bindel covers a lot of ground including the rift within feminism, the entitlement of the blue fringe luvvies, how the extreme trans activist fringe are not as much of a risk as the liberals who have capitulated, the distinction between no-platforming and de-platforming. Also, prostitution why ...2 days ago - Climate Change: Denmark ends fossil fuelsThe Danish government has put an official end-date on fossil fuel extraction: Denmark’s government on Thursday agreed with a majority in parliament to put and end to all oil and gas exploration and extraction in the North Sea by 2050 as well as cancel its latest licensing round. The ...2 days ago
- Climate Change: Reducing transport emissionsThe Herald this morning has a piece on how to halve Auckland's transport emissions within a decade. Its based on an interactive web tool by the 1.5 project, which lets you play around with all the variables and experiment with different combinations. The Herald highlights one of the surprises in ...2 days ago
- The Last Thing Working-Class New Zealanders Need Is “Stability And Certainty”.
Make Some Noise! The problem with keeping conditions stable and certain for the middle-class is that it more-or-less obliges the Government to refrain from implementing policies likely to produce significant improvements in the condition of the working-class. Most especially, it obliges Jacinda Ardern and her colleagues to do next-to-nothing for ...2 days ago - How declining ice in clouds makes high ‘climate sensitivity’ plausibleThis is a re-post from Carbon Brief by Dr Tim Carlsen, a postdoctoral fellow in meteorology and oceanography at the University of Oslo; Jenny Bjordal , a doctoral research fellow in meteorology and oceanography at the University of Oslo; Prof Trude Storelvmo, a professor at the University of Oslo and the Nord University Business School; and Dr Kari Alterskjær, ...2 days ago
- Health and Economic Impacts of the COVID-19 Response: NZ Compared to OECD Countries
Prof Nick Wilson, Dr Leah Grout, Dr Jennifer Summers, Dr Nhung Nghiem, Prof Michael Baker (author details*) Aotearoa/NZ has achieved the lowest death rate in the OECD from the COVID-19 pandemic, equivalent to around 2000 lives and 32,000 life-years saved compared to the OECD average. With regard to economic harm, ...2 days ago - Graeme Edgeler: New Zealand’s worst law
Last week, New Zealand’s newly-elected MPs met in Wellington to be sworn in. A day later, they trooped back to hear the speech from the throne: the just-after-the-election speech by the Governor-General setting out the new government’s priorities. This week, Parliament has been meeting under urgency to start on ...2 days ago - Looking For “The Drummer”.Drumming-Up Support For The Nationalist Right: They’ll know “The Drummer” when they see him. He’ll be raffish, but not dishevelled. He’ll be articulate, but not slick. He’ll tell the most outrageous lies, which they will want to believe. But, most important of all, he’ll tell the most outrageous truths, which nobody else has ...2 days ago
- Project Northmoor: A Red Light Over Tolkien’s House
The internet is currently buzzing with stories about Project Northmoor: the plan to buy J.R.R. Tolkien’s old house in Oxford, with the aim of turning it into a Centre: https://thewertzone.blogspot.com/2020/12/middle-earth-fans-raising-funds-to-buy.html As interesting as this is, there are some significant flies in the ointment. Before anyone considers donating, I ...2 days ago - Dunedin Bookwormery Mourns: The Demise of Scribes BookshopThis won’t mean much to those of you who aren’t familiar with my little corner of the world… but I thought I would devote a post to it anyway. Scribes, the premier second-hand bookshop in Dunedin, is closing at the end of the year: https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/after-30-years-%E2%80%98dunedin-institution%E2%80%99-set-close I prefer buying used ...3 days ago
- Māori and Pacific academics paid and promoted lessGlass ceilings are a reality for Māori and Pacific academics at New Zealand universities, according to new research. This group is already in the minority, making up just 5% and 2% respectively of the academic workforce, with less than 4% and 1% employed at professor level positions. These employment levels ...3 days ago
- ConflictedParliament passed the government's new top tax rate this morning. But as expected, National and ACT objected to it. And they particularly objected to the IRD's new power - not the one subject of a section 7 report by the Attorney-General - to require new information from trusts. So what ...3 days ago
- An important public purpose?It seems that Labour can't even pass a tax bill without intruding on human rights. The Taxation (Income Tax Rate and Other Amendments) Bill - currently going through the House under all-stages urgency - has attracted a negative report from the Attorney-General warning that it is inconsistent with the Bill ...3 days ago
- Skeptical Science New Research for Week #48, 2020Captivating paper on practical negative emissions Mineralization of CO2 is a tantalizing means of getting a grip on our accidental changing of the atmosphere. But serious challenges stand in the way of this being a significant means of CO2 removal. Researchers Corey Myers and Takao Nakagaki provide a quick synopsis of roadblocks to deployment, ...3 days ago
- Outliving his usefulness.
With his whining about the “stolen” election, Drumpf does not appear to understand a basic rule of politics: politicians are only valuable because of their utility to others. Once they stop being useful they become expendable, and political utility never lasts forever. With his transactional approach to everything, Drumpf should ...4 days ago - Climate Change: Hurry up and waitParliament is currently debating the declaration of a climate emergency. As part of this, the government is announcing that the public service will be carbon neutral by 2025. Which is fine, but on a similar scale to electric buses. Sure, it'll help (because every little bit helps). But its somewhat ...4 days ago
- Climate Change: Wellington failsLast year, Wellington City Council declared a climate emergency and committed to reducing emissions by 43% by 2030, as an interim step towards a goal of carbon neutrality by 2050. So how are they going to get there? According to their own plans, they're not: Last year, Wellington ...4 days ago
- To Apologise For Your Country's History, Is To Admit That You Don't Understand it.Retrospective Moralising: Ideas that have, generation after generation, been ingrained in the minds of children by their parents, taught in school textbooks, and articulated forcefully by teachers, preachers, politicians and journalists of every stripe, are extremely hard to kill. All the more so when the identity of those to whom ...4 days ago
- I Published a Fake Paper in a ‘Peer-Reviewed’ JournalBradley Allf Back in April, I received a strange email from a pair of academic journals inviting me to submit my research to one of their latest issues. The email was written in a jarring mix of fonts, and riddled with formatting mistakes and bungled idioms. The editor who ...4 days ago
- Sagan om ringen (1971): The Swedish Lord of the RingsAs I have previously noted, I have a fondness for truly obscure Tolkien screen adaptations. Sure, there are Rankin-Bass and Bakshi, but while they have been eclipsed by Peter Jackson, no-one can call them unknown. The 1966 Snyder Hobbit, the 1985 Soviet Hobbit, and the 1993 Finnish Lord of ...4 days ago
- Raise trust taxes too!The government today will introduce a bill to create a new top tax rate for those earning over $180,000 a year. This is good, but there are concerns that a large number of those affected will cheat, and funnel their income through trusts and other vehicles in order to evade ...5 days ago
- Why the way we approach transgender and non-binary healthcare needs to changeRona Carroll, University of Otago Demand for healthcare for transgender people is on the rise in New Zealand but training for health professionals to develop basic competencies is lagging behind. There is little teaching on gender and sexuality at either of New Zealand’s medical schools. It’s partly due to lack ...5 days ago
- Climate Change: Europe must defend itself in courtThe European Court of Human Rights has fast-tracked a case by young climate change activists challenging whether European states are doing enough on climate change. And now, 33 countries are going to have to defend their policies in court: In a sign of the urgency of the climate crisis, ...5 days ago
- November ’20 – NZ blogs sitemeter ranking
Image credit: Blogging for business: Your questions answered I notice a few regulars no longer allow public access to the site counters. This may happen accidentally when the blog format is altered. If your blog is unexpectedly missing or the numbers seem very low please check this out. After ...5 days ago - Ancient sponges or just algae? New research overturns chemical evidence for the earliest animalsLennart van Maldegem, Australian National University; Benjamin Nettersheim, Max Planck Institute; Christian Hallmann, Max Planck Institute; Ilya Bobrovskiy, California Institute of Technology, and Jochen Brocks, Australian National University Sponges are the simplest of animals, and they may stand at the root of all complex animal life on Earth, including us ...5 days ago
- Bioethicists, Scientists and Politicians; Decision Making in a PandemicDr Ben Gray* To date New Zealand has come through the pandemic well. The role of political leadership and scientific input has been well covered. Part of this success was built upon having a clear ethical framework for managing a pandemic that had been developed in advance following the SARS ...5 days ago
- Fighting climate change: Cheaper than 'business as usual' and better for the economyThis is a re-post from Yale Climate Connections and has been adopted as the rebuttal to the myth 'climate change solutions are too expensive' at the short URL sks.to/costs The often-repeated and seldom-challenged view that climate change solutions are expensive and uneconomical has long dampened public support in the U.S. for even ...5 days ago
- 2020 Just Reading: November
Completed reads for November: Nutcracker, by E.T.A. HoffmannThe Mask of Anarchy, by Percy Bysshe ShelleyFire and Hemlock, by Diana Wynne Jones Hoffman’s Nutcracker is Ralph Manheim’s translation (illustrated by Maurice Sendak). ** A very quiet month in the reading department, though I made some decent progress with writing. ...5 days ago - What did we actually vote for and give a mandate to?
Well it may be 2020 but, looking around, this blogger is really connecting to the mindset my Great Grandmother had when she ran a boarding house for workers to escape to, in between fighting extremely hard against Governments and their many enforcers almost exactly a century ago, and why ...6 days ago - Labour finally does the right thingThe government has finally introduced a bill to double sick leave entitlements to ten days a year. Good. But its worth remembering that despite a global pandemic raging, Jacinda Ardern originally ruled this out, just as she has ruled out wealth taxes or a capital gains tax. Its unclear whether ...6 days ago
- Ready to be let down.The Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI) on the Christchurch terrorist attacks has tabled its report with the Governor General and Minister of Internal Affairs. The Report will be introduced to parliament and released to the public before Christmas. In the lead up to its release the office of the Department ...6 days ago
- The wrong conclusionBack in September, we learned (thanks to a whistleblower) that the SIS had looked the other way on child abuse. Today, the Inspector-General of Intelligence and Security released their report on the issue. Their verdict is basicly the Scottish one: "not proven". Why? Because there are no records showing the ...6 days ago
- Blaming anyone but themselvesLabour is increasingly under pressure over its refusal to implement a wealth tax or similar solution to end house hoarding. Their answer? Blame the public: Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is putting some onus on the public for the housing crisis, saying the Government had tried taxation to ease the ...6 days ago
- 2020 SkS Weekly Climate Change & Global Warming Digest #48Story of the Week... Toon of the Week... Coming Soon on SkS... Climate Feedback Claim Review... SkS Week in Review... Poster of the Week... Story of the Week... Saudis and Europeans reach compromise on climate as G20 projects unity EU leaders endorsed Riyadh’s contentious “circular carbon economy” vision ...6 days ago
- Sport Must Be the Winner
The All Blacks’ win last weekend against the Pumas, and their reminder to us of how good they can be, brought a great deal of pleasure to thousands of kiwis. But we have also had evidence over recent days and weeks that sport is not always a generator of sweetness ...6 days ago - Geoffrey Miller: New Zealand’s surprising relationship with the Middle EastGeoffrey Miller looks at New Zealand’s growing relationship with the Middle East and North Africa – and contemplates its future Amidst New Zealand’s level 4 coronavirus lockdown in March, all but a handful of the country’s troops stationed in Iraq returned home, three months earlier than scheduled. The New Zealand ...7 days ago
- And Then There Were Four: Book Publishing and Oligopoly
Most people would be surprised to learn that there are only five major English-language book publishers on the planet. Book-publishing isn’t as glamorously naughty as, say, the oil industry, so this concentration of industry power largely exists outside popular consciousness. Besides, the existence of imprints (trade names) disguises ...1 week ago - Media reaction: Boris Johnson’s ‘10-point’ net-zero plan for climate changeThis is a re-post from Carbon Brief The UK prime minister Boris Johnson has announced a long-awaited “10-point plan” laying out measures to scale up the nation’s climate ambition. These policy proposals and funding packages have been framed as a means to create jobs, promote a “green recovery” from Covid-19 and help ...1 week ago
- The secret advice on Labour’s RMA “fast-track”Back in June, Labour steamrolled the COVID-19 Recovery (Fast-track Consenting) Bill into law, using urgency and a sham select committee process which left too little time for submitters to respond effectively. The law created a separate "fast-track" process for resource consents for "shovel-ready" projects, which cuts the public out of ...1 week ago
- Transformation or Progress?
Why this government will not be transformative; do we want it to be?Half of the current cabinet could not vote in the 1990 election when the neoliberal government, among other things, attacked the foundations of the welfare state – an attack which has not been reversed. Only a quarter could ...1 week ago - Always more fish in the sea? Maybe not
The recent article by Andrea Vance on Stuff , ‘The way we protect the oceans is badly outdated. Will the Government change that?’ is timely, but needs further unpacking. For this is an important issue.In it, she rightly claims “We are far behind the rest of the world and failing ...1 week ago - Climate Change: Calling us on our bullshitUnder Jacinda Ardern, New Zealand is - rhetorically at least - pretending to be a leader on climate change. Meanwhile, our emissions keep going up and up, with the second-highest percentage increase among Annex I countries. And now, our friends are finally calling us on our bullshit: New Zealand's ...1 week ago
- Devastated by disease in the past, Samoa is on high alert after recent coronavirus scaresTootoooleaava Dr. Fanaafi Aiono-Le Tagaloa, University of Waikato Within minutes of news that crew members of the cargo ship Fesco Askold had tested positive for COVID-19, a social media storm broke across Samoa. COVID-free until then, the island nation’s anxiety was understandable. More so when you consider its history. Memories ...1 week ago
- Labour sells out kiwisSo, Labour has given in to the whining from farmers, and will be allowing 2,000 RSE workers into the country to pick their fruit, though with tighter conditions: they'll have to be paid a living wage and employers must pay for their quarantine. Which sounds good, until you remember that ...1 week ago
- Mining companies are required to return quarried sites to their ‘natural character’. But is that...Shaun Rosier, Te Herenga Waka — Victoria University of Wellington New Zealand has more than 1,100 registered quarries. Some of these mined sites are small, rural operations, but a significant number are large and complex, and within a city’s urban boundaries. As part of the resource consent application for a ...1 week ago
- Up and Down with COVID-19: Could President Trump Be Right (Twice!) In The End?
We all witnessed President Trump in denial about COVID-19 at his political rallies. The mantra 'we have turned the corner' ('bigly', no doubt!), became a daily diet for Trump's base in the final days of the US presidential campaign, notwithstanding overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Similarly, he promised that a ...1 week ago - The Second Term (With Apologies To William Butler Yeats)Yearning and yearning for a comforting liarThe people will not hear the truth, nor trust the truth-teller;Stories fall apart, the centre is not real;Mere dull geometry to gull a duller world.Our poll-driven narrative is loosed, but everywhereThe target audience refuses to be wowed.The best shun social-media, while the worstStill tweet ...1 week ago
- Spit & Polish: A National Party Story.Consensus Politician: Following his victory in the 1960 general election, National’s second prime minister, Keith Holyoake, stretched himself out like a smug family cat over the sunny years of the early 1960s and purred. THERE’S A STORY about the National Party that always struck me as important. It concerns National’s ...1 week ago
- A Caucus Of Velvet Gloves.Uniformly Diverse: There is one very simple reason why this government, comprised overwhelmingly of members of the Professional-Managerial Class, will find it almost impossible to understand what the bottom half of New Zealand society needs: because it is supremely confident that it already does. NEW ZEALAND now boasts one of ...1 week ago
- Climate Change: An emergencySome good news today: Parliament will declare a climate emergency next week: The Government has revealed plans to pass a climate change emergency motion in Parliament next week. An attempt was made to pass one last term but NZ First opposed it. The motion itself would have no practical ...1 week ago
- NZDF should not be allowed to handle this in-houseYesterday we learned that an NZDF soldier with links to Nazi groups has been charged with espionage (along other things) and will be prosecuted via court-martial. Whether the charges are justified is for a court to determine, but it seems deeply inappropriate to use a military court for this. The ...1 week ago
- 5 reasons why banishing backpackers and targeting wealthy tourists would be a mistake for NZJames Higham, University of Otago and Hazel Tucker, University of Otago Raise your hand if you’ve ever travelled for weeks or months as a backpacker on a limited daily budget. Keep your hand up if you were made welcome in the places you visited on your OE, enjoyed chance encounters ...1 week ago
- The Adventures of Annalax: Volume XIIISo… Ember the Demon Thing. Not nice. Not nice at all. Annalax asked Alan the Wizard if he knew anyone who could possibly deal with this mess. Alan said a certain unhinged female acquaintance near the Mountains of Madness might have the sufficiently dodgy knowledge to pull it ...1 week ago
- Skeptical Science New Research for Week #47, 2020"Don't make us stop the car." Climate change of a different kind: Examining the climate effects of a regional nuclear weapons exchange using a multiscale atmospheric modeling approach, investigated by Wegman, Lundquist et al. There's good news: the main proximate cause of the resulting global mess might last only about 4 ...2 weeks ago
- Taking the pissWhile the borders are closed, employers can still get visas for "essential" workers. But some of the jobs deemed "essential" don't seem to be: Applications were approved for 633 different jobs ranging from low skilled roles including taxi driver, cafe worker and cleaner, through to highly skilled jobs such ...2 weeks ago
- A Parliament that sounds like AotearoaI'm watching the swearing in of MPs today on Parliament TV, and pleased to hear the linguistic diversity in our Parliament. In addition to a good number of MPs doing their oaths or affirmations in Te Reo, there's also been Samoan, Tongan, Dutch, Korean, plus (as best as I can ...2 weeks ago
- Changing stuff…By Professor Peter Dearden, Director Genomics Aotearoa Science is an excellent way of allowing us to question test and understand the world we live in. But that knowledge also provides us with something else; the ability to change things, to solve problems, and to make life on earth a bit ...2 weeks ago
- Letter to the Reserve Bank
This is how you fix something. ...2 weeks ago - Gas-powered cars: Beginning of the end in California?This is a re-post from Yale Climate Connections by Bruce Lieberman Can California really do it? Can it completely ban the sale of new gas-powered cars in 15 years – 15 years – and lead the country toward a fossil fuel-free future? Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom says so. In a ...2 weeks ago
- The COVID-19 pandemic in Aotearoa/NZ: A brief photo-essay with 10 photosLuke Pilkinton-Ching, Prof Michael Baker, Prof Nick Wilson In this photo-essay of the COVID-19 pandemic in Aotearoa/NZ, each photo is accompanied by a brief comment on the pandemic impact or response. In some instances these images reflect success factors such as the relatively early introduction of border controls and the ...2 weeks ago
- A Phuulish Fellow Turns Five Years OldOn 25th November, 2015, this humble blog made its debut. Five years to the day later… it has evolved into something I could not have predicted. In the early days, of course, it was primarily about my own writing, and thoughts on the wider fantasy genre. Since then ...2 weeks ago
- Why some people find it easier to stick to new habits they formed during lockdownMatthew Jenkins, University of Otago and Elaine Hargreaves, University of Otago Periods of lockdown represent a massive disruption to people’s daily routines, but they also offer an opportunity to establish new habits. Our research focus is on what motivates people to change their behaviour, particularly when it comes to physical ...2 weeks ago
- ‘Courageous’ investment means innovation stays in NZ, not sold off overseasJessica C Lai, Te Herenga Waka — Victoria University of Wellington and Jesse Pirini, Te Herenga Waka — Victoria University of Wellington New Zealand is in an economic recession and the government is trying to spend its way through it with direct investment to boost the economy and jobs. At ...2 weeks ago
- Aches on a plane – new findings on in-flight Covid transmissionOne of the good things about New Zealand pursuing an elimination strategy for Covid-19 (aside from the obvious) is that we are able to help answer some of the questions there are about how the SARS-CoV-2 virus transmits between people. Take air travel. As many people in the US start ...2 weeks ago
- Reading the roomIt looks like the government has finally read the room on the housing crisis, with Finance Minister grant Robertson writing to the Reserve Bank to tell them to start looking at controlling house prices: Finance Minister Grant Robertson has told Reserve Bank Governor Adrian Orr that it’s time to ...2 weeks ago
- Why the Oxford AstraZeneca vaccine is now a global game changerMichael Head, University of Southampton In the long dark tunnel that has been 2020, November stands out as the month that light appeared. Some might see it as a bright light, others as a faint light – but it is unmistakably a light. On November 9, Pfizer announced the interim ...2 weeks ago
- Graeme Edgeler: The Vague promise of a better tomorrow: Why a three-year Parliamentary term is good ...New Zealand is not the only country with a three-year term of Parliament, but there aren’t many others. Most countries have longer terms, with theoretically less of a democratic check on political power. Most other countries also have some combination of: a bicameral legislature, a supreme constitution, strong judicial review ...2 weeks ago
- “Goodfellas”: The Neoliberal National Party Shows Its Ugly Face.Unaccountable? A reasonable National Party member might have anticipated that a president who led his party to the second-worst defeat in its history would feel obliged to fall upon his sword in recognition of the scale of his failure. Such a member would have been disappointed. Peter Goodfellow (above) was ...2 weeks ago
- Big Eye Wide, But ShutA few days ago the US National Science Foundation (NSF) announced the decommissioning of the Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico. This story has been the subject of items in the mass media around the globe, and also in New Zealand. Cables supporting the massive horns and radio receivers above ...2 weeks ago
- From revolution to narcissismFor much of the 20th century the progressive movement was focused on real and crucial issues. What is called progressive now is a farce. ...2 weeks ago
- The Church of Woke...2 weeks ago
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- Celebrating the success of Prime Minister’s Oranga Tamariki Award winners28 young achievers who have been in the care of Oranga Tamariki or involved with the youth justice system have received Oranga Tamariki Prime Minister Awards in recognition of their success and potential, Children’s Minister Kelvin Davis announced today. At the awards ceremony in Parliament, Kelvin Davis congratulated the rangatahi ...4 days ago
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- Expert independent advisory group appointed to strengthen the future of Māori broadcastingA panel of seven experts are adding their support to help shape the future of Māori broadcasting, Minister for Māori Development Willie Jackson has announced today. “Today I will meet with some of the most experienced Māori broadcasters, commentators and practitioners in the field. They have practical insights on the ...2 weeks ago
- Government to review housing settingsNew Zealand’s stronger-than-expected economic performance has flowed through to housing demand, so the Government will review housing settings to improve access to the market, the Finance Minister Grant Robertson announced today. “Our focus is on improving access to the housing market for first home buyers and ensuring house price growth ...2 weeks ago
- Crown accounts reflect Govt’s careful economic managementThe better-than-expected Crown accounts released today show the Government’s careful management of the COVID-19 health crisis was the right approach to support the economy. As expected, the Crown accounts for the year to June 2020 show the operating balance before gains and losses, or OBEGAL, was in deficit. However that ...2 weeks ago
- Community launch marks next step in addressing racism in educationThe launch of Te Hurihanganui in Porirua today is another important milestone in the work needed to address racism in the education system and improve outcomes for Māori learners and their whānau, Associate Education Minister Kelvin Davis says. Budget 2019 included $42 million over three years to put Te Hurihanganui ...2 weeks ago
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- Is watching cricket at the pub a thing of the past?With venues slow to pick up Spark Sport, New Zealand cricket fans might have trouble finding places showing the games. Alex Braae reports.For decades, any sports bar worth the name will have had a Sky Sports subscription. Long hazy days at the pub could be spent watching a test match ...1 day ago
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- Keith Rankin Chart Analysis – Covid-19: Transmission and ConvergenceAnalysis by Keith Rankin. Note Spain, United Kingdom and Germany. Chart by Keith Rankin. This week, Covid19 cases in most large European countries are passing their peak following four months of exponential growth, thanks to belated new ‘lockdown’ restrictions. The exception – or laggard – is Germany, which has generally been ...2 days ago
- Papuan flag day protests in Yogya, Jakarta reject ‘special autonomy’Pacific Media Centre Newsdesk December 1 flag day protests have taken place in several cities around Indonesia including the capital Jakarta, Yogyakarta (Central Java), Ternate (North Maluku) and Sinjai (South Sulawesi), reports Arah Juang. The actions were launched to commemorate West Papua Independence Day. But even before the actions were ...2 days ago
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- For sale: the original artwork from the webseries Two Sketches with Toby MorrisWe’re selling original art from some of New Zealand’s top artists and illustrators to raise money for a great cause. Browse the artwork and other merch at The Spinoff Shop now.Two artists. Two drawings. One good long conversation. It was a simple idea, and one we were lucky enough to ...2 days ago
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- LGNZ Supports Tough Tauranga City Council DecisionLocal Government New Zealand’s National Council says it supports Minister of Local Government Nanaia Mahuta’s decision to seek the appointment of a Commission at Tauranga City Council, saying it is a tough call that puts the interests of the community ...2 days ago
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- The Unity Books bestseller chart for the week ending December 4The only published and available best-selling indie book chart in New Zealand is the top 10 sales list recorded every week at Unity Books’ stores in High St, Auckland, and Willis St, Wellington.AUCKLAND1 Hiakai: New Māori Cuisine by Monique Fiso (Godwit, $65)Meri kirihimete!2 A Promised Land by Barack Obama (Penguin Random ...2 days ago
- NZ First Foundation defendants lose right to name suppressionThe two people charged over the handling of donations to the New Zealand First Foundation have lost a legal bid to keep their names secret. ...2 days ago
- Yesterdaze: A state of great urgency
A climate emergency declaration, a swiftly passed tax hike and a last minute pill-testing law. It was a week of urgency and brutal put-downs, writes James Elliott in his news of the week. You may not have noticed but we’ve been living under a state of emergency since Wednesday. And it’s ...2 days ago - Anti-conspiracist campaigners take aim at ‘Mothers for Freedom’ eventThe gathering at the Grey Lynn Library Hall promises to take on a ‘corrupted election’, 5G, Covid-19 and ‘Satanic ritual abuse’.A new online group has formed to combat conspiracy and disinformation, and their first project is challenging an event scheduled for a council-run venue in the Auckland suburb of Grey ...2 days ago
- Stuff and more nonsense – the perturbing case of political adverts being rejected
Having declared its intention to be guided by a set of treaty principles, Stuff has set about suppressing the views of a political group which questions the establishment of special seats for Maori on local local authorities. Or rather, two publications in the Stuff stable have got into the suppression ...2 days ago - Almost half a million tests, zero positives: how statistics shows we can be confident COVID-19 is go...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michael P.H. Stumpf, Professor for Theoretical Systems Biology, University of Melbourne How do you know that something you are looking for is not there? Looking for a needle in a haystack is fundamentally easy – however laborious and tedious – if you ...2 days ago
- Financial Incentive Such As ‘feebate’ Scheme Urgently NeededMedia Statement by Neeraj Lala, Chief Executive Officer, Toyota New Zealand If we are not careful, New Zealand will become the Cuba of the South Pacific, a dumping ground of Europe’s dirty diesels and high carbon-emitting petrol-fuelled cars. ...2 days ago
- Toyota warns NZ will become 'Cuba of South Pacific' with dumped diesels
Car company Toyota has asked the new transport minister to set in place financial incentives for electrified vehicles Toyota New Zealand's chief executive has issued a strongly-worded call for a "feebate scheme" to bring electric vehicles within the reach of business and household budgets. "If we are not careful, New Zealand will ...2 days ago - Newsletter: New Zealand Politics Daily – December 04 2020Editor’s Note: Here below is a list of the main issues currently under discussion in New Zealand and links to media coverage. Today’s content Climate change Peter Dunne: It is now stand and deliver time for Labour on climate change Rachel Thomas (RNZ): Carbon neutrality by 2050 requires taking a financial hit – economist ...2 days ago
- September 2020 Quarter Gross Domestic Product And COVID-19 – Methods PaperSeptember 2020 gross domestic product and COVID-19 provides technical users with information about our approach to measuring COVID-19 in the forthcoming release of Gross domestic product: September 2020 quarter (scheduled for 17 December 2020). ...2 days ago
- Siouxsie Wiles: Britain’s emergency rush to a vaccine rollout, explainedBoris Johnson has announced that the Pfizer vaccine will be distributed from next week. How did that happen, and are they cutting corners? Siouxsie Wiles explains.The UK has become the first country in the world to approve a Covid-19 vaccine. It’s an emergency approval but means they’re likely to start ...2 days ago
- Mayor Urgently Needs Lessons About Ratepayer MoneyThe New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union is offering Whanganui Mayor Hamish McDouall free financial literacy training after his extraordinary comment which demonstrated complete disregard for ratepayers and the sacrifices they make to fund councils. Union spokesperson ...2 days ago
- Chloe Gong is 21, she’s from the North Shore, and she just wrote a US bestsellerYoung adult novel These Violent Delights was released in the US three weeks ago and is already a massive hit. Sherry Zhang introduces a star. Chloe Gong wrote These Violent Delights in her childhood home in Auckland in May 2018. As in: that month she started writing it, and also finished. ...2 days ago
- Hamilton Councillors Must Vote “no” To Five Rates IncreasesThe New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union Says Hamilton City Council Needs To Reject Their Staff’s Proposed 4.9% Rates Hike And The Imposition Of Another Additional Four ‘targeted Rates.’ Union spokesperson Louis Houlbrooke said: “The proposed rate ...2 days ago
- The Fold: Turning words into action, with Laura O’Connell RapiraThe outgoing director of grassroots community campaigning organisation ActionStation joins Duncan Greive to talk about a busy, and effective, few years in the job.ActionStation was formed in 2014, but it feels like it’s been around much longer than that. The independent, crowdfunded community organisation has led a number of highly ...2 days ago
- Tokophobia is an extreme fear of childbirth. Here’s how to recognise and treat itSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Julie Jomeen, Professor of Midwifery and Dean in the Faculty of Health Sciences, Southern Cross University Many pregnant women worry about birth. Some, however, suffer from a much more serious condition called tokophobia: a severe and unreasoning dread of childbirth, which is ...2 days ago
- Humour over rumour: How South Auckland is pushing back against 5G conspiracy theoriesA new series of videos uses comedy to debunk misinformation that’s proved to be particularly visible in South Auckland. Justin Latif spoke with local community leaders about why these theories find South Auckland such fertile ground, and what can be done to curtail their spread. “I have family who believes in ...2 days ago
- Northern Marianas gets vaccine freezers for covid-19 treatmentBy RNZ Pacific The Northern Marianas is ready for its allocation of covid-19 vaccines from Pfizer after acquiring 10 ultra-cold freezers from South Korea. The acquisition of the freezers came as the CNMI waits for the Pfizer vaccines to get Emergency Use Authorisation approval from the US Food and Drug ...2 days ago
- Update On Managed Isolation Emergency ApplicationsThe Range Of Circumstances For Those Who Need To Apply For An Emergency Allocation In Managed Isolation To Travel Home To New Zealand Urgently Has Been Widened. ...2 days ago
- Māori Party's Rawiri Waititi says there's appetite for transformationMāori Party co-leader Rawiri Waititi says there is public appetite for unapologetically Māori voices and it is his party's job to provide them. ...2 days ago
- As Air NZ is buffeted by turbulence, let’s think about returning it to public ownershipAir NZ is in a parlous state. Its long-haul Boeing 777 fleet is in storage in the US and few people in the company expect them to return to service. They are heavy, less fuel-efficient than the 787 Dreamliners. The company has been hammered by the Covid-19 pandemic with international ...2 days ago
- The forgotten environmental crisis: how 20th century settler writers foreshadowed the AnthropoceneSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Philip Steer, Senior Lecturer in English, Massey University Just as writers and artists today are responding to the Anthropocene through climate fiction and eco art, earlier generations chronicled an environmental crisis that presaged humanity’s global impact. The Anthropocene is a proposed geological ...2 days ago
- The endemic playground attacks of New Zealand, revisitedDo your childhood memories include being randomly attacked by your classmates? Josie Adams looks back at the strangely violent schoolyard culture of dead arms, noogies, tabletops and more. Illustrated by Toby Morris.They say your school years are the best of your life. Remember being nine, playing marbles, and swapping your ...2 days ago
- The Hayabusa2 spacecraft is about to drop a chunk of asteroid in the Australian outbackSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Trevor Ireland, Professor of Geochemistry and Cosmochemistry, Australian National University Before most people wake up this Sunday morning, a small space capsule will be dropped off to Earth, landing in Woomera, South Australia. The capsule contains fragments of the surface of a ...2 days ago
- A vaccine will be a game-changer for international travel. But it’s not everythingSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Adrian Esterman, Professor of Biostatistics and Epidemiology, University of South Australia The United Kingdom yesterday became the first country to approve the Pfizer/BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine for widespread use. Following a review by the country’s drug regulator, the UK government announced it will ...2 days ago
- We don’t need banks teaching kids about money. Schools have it coveredSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Catherine Attard, Associate Professor, Mathematics Education, Western Sydney University The Victorian government this week announced it would ban all banking schemes from operating in public schools from 2021. This includes the controversial Dollarmites program, run by Commonwealth Bank, which teaches primary school ...2 days ago
- Bitcoin’s rebound: 3 reasons this time is (sort of) differentSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Jason Potts, Professor of Economics, RMIT University Bitcoin is back. Three years after the bubble that inflated its value from US$5,000 to US$20,000 in less than three months burst in spectacular fashion, plunging more than 80%, the cryptocurrency is again on the ...2 days ago
- Friday essay: the singlet — a short history of an Australian iconSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Lorinda Cramer, Postdoctoral Research Associate, Australian Catholic University There’s no denying the popularity of the singlet. The Chesty Bond, Australia’s best known singlet, has notched up more than 350 million sales. At last year’s Deniliquin Ute Muster, more than 3,970 blue singlets ...2 days ago
- Researchers, librarians, filmmakers and teachers are eager for the copyright reforms the government ...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Kylie Pappalardo, Senior Lecturer, School of Law, Queensland University of Technology In August, the communications minister announced a series of changes to copyright laws to “better support the needs of Australians and public institutions to access material in an increasingly digital environment”. ...2 days ago
- From ‘arse-ropes’ to ‘flying venom’, a history of how we have come to talk about viruses and...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Kate Burridge, Professor of Linguistics, Monash University Symptom, virus, epidemic, quarantine. We’ve become used to these terms in 2020. But the “COVID-19 vocabulary” might have been very different had it not been for a few twists and turns in English history. If ...2 days ago
- Housing prices: where to next?
The year 2020 probably has a trick or two left up its sleeve in the final month, but for the housing market the tide of rapidly rising prices may be about to turn. ...2 days ago - Live updates, December 4: The shocking new Covid-19 record broken by the USWelcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for December 4. Get in touch at stewart@thespinoff.co.nz7.50am: US Covid-19 deaths top 3100 in a single dayThe US has recorded a shocking 3100 deaths from Covid-19 in one day, the highest number of daily fatalities since the virus took hold.Meanwhile, for the first time, ...2 days ago
- The Bulletin: Select committee seats and what each party wantsGood morning and welcome to The Bulletin. In today’s edition: Early focus put on health select committee, international day for persons with disabilities marked, and appliance delays holding up new builds.The select committees are in the process of being selected. One of the processes of making a law is that it goes ...2 days ago
- New home building consents at 14-year high
Business & Investing: More new homes were approved this year to October than any year since 2006, Plus F& P Healthcare named Company of the Year ...2 days ago - This week's best-sellers
This week's biggest-selling New Zealand books, as recorded by the Nielsen BookScan New Zealand bestseller list and described by Steve Braunias 1 Landmarks by Grahame Sydney & Owen Marshall & Brian Turner (Penguin Random House, $75.00) 2 Auē by Becky Manawatu (Makaro Press, $35.00) 3 Remote Sympathy by Catherine Chidgey ...2 days ago - Police will have to buy carbon credits for new cruisers
Police will have to cycle 2000 new Škoda cruisers out of their fleet by 2025 or fork up the cash for carbon credits under the Government's new carbon neutrality policy. ...2 days ago
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