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Zetetic - Date published:
9:55 am, August 2nd, 2012 - 31 comments
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Man, this brighter future sure is sweet. In just four short years, all the country’s problems are solved and the Prime Minister has literally nothing left to do. For a lark, he spends his time playing DJ. Oh… wait.
There’s a #DJJohnKey hashtag on Twitter. The Greens inviting suggested songs for Key to play. Pretty funny suggestions coming through.
When Radiolive – whose parent company was bailed out by the Banks-Key government – last gave him an hour to DJ, the Electoral Commission said it broke the law.
The Police failed to prosecute, of course. “Lack of evidence”. Disturbingly similar line of reasoning to their failure to prosecute John Banks.
I wonder if DJ Key will take calls on the topic of why ministers and Prime Ministers are above the law in this brighter future.
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Last time he said he couldn’t discuss politics, because of the election.
This time there is no election, so he can discuss politics. So can his callers.
Therefore, he won’t be taking any calls.
lolololol
It’s funny because it’s true. Key did a talkback radio show today where the public were not allowed to call in and talk back.
Radio. It’s a dinimic unvirament.
really??? So he could have met with the maori council instead?
#DJJohnKey tag on twitter kicked off by the greens is most fun watching… well played team Green!
Thanks for the tip, shorts. A sample:
Intro music: “Would I lie to you?” “Love the way you lie”, etc, etc …
Special mention to #RONSJoyce
The man who sold the world is a Bowie track covered by Nirvana.
(sez the music purist – i take that shit seriously)
#DJJohnKey
The Electric Prunes- ‘Sold to the highest bidder’
or ‘The King is in the Counting House’
U2 have a song “disappearing ACT”. How appropriate …
Yep, there’s been a-tweeting for #DJJohnKey – here’s a playlist of greatest hits.
Top ten:
Lying Eyes-The Eagles
The Great Pretender-The Platters
I’m Wild About Myself-Tiny Tim
Way Down Upon the Swanee River-Stephen Foster (that’s where we all are)
Hard Times-Stephen Foster.
How Can a Poor Man Stand Such Times and Live.
Hard Time Killing Floor Blues- Skip James
I Don’t Want Your Millions, Mister.
and finally, as farewell songs,
Key to the Highway
and
So Long It’s Been Good to Know You.
“(that’s where we all are)”
Else while he’s around we’re all in Loserville – Big Country
johnny Pissoff meets the red angel of death
Just a Gigolo – David Lee Roth
I couldn’t resist – from my 495 songs on iTunes these leap out…
A momentary lapse of reason – Pink Floyd
Who do you love – The Band
Wasted years – Van Morrison
Hey Mr DJ – Van Morrison
I won’t back down – Tom Petty
Dazed and confused – Zepplin
Stealin – Uriah Heap
Free Money – Patti Smith
Help the poor – BB King
Key to the highway – Junior Wells
Jokerman – Dylan
You get what you give – New Radicals
Private investigation – Dire Straits
Strong and wrong – Joni Mitchell
Key to love – Gary Moore
Stuck on stupid – Ronnie Baker Brooks
Only fool in town – Gary Moore
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies – fleetwood mac, a band so great the pm left an environment conference to attend
Bad Politics – The Dead C
Snake oil- ——Steve Earl…
Mr. Damage……………………..The Angels
Before Your Suffering……….8 Foot Sativa
The Thrill Is Gone…………….B.B.King
Crawling King Snake…………John Lee Hooker
Trouble In Mind………………..Memphis Slim
The Worm………………………..Audioslave
The Curse…………………………Audioslave
Dealing With The Devil……..Brownie McGhee
Soul Suckin’ Jerk……………….Beck
Hand Of Doom………………….Black Sabbath
Sort It Out…………………………The Black Seeds
Asleep At The Wheel………….The Bloodhound Gang
It Ain’t Me Babe…………………Dylan
Idiot Wind…………………………Dylan
Beyond Here Lies Nothin’……Dylan
You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere…….Dylan
Nothing Was Delivered……….Dylan
The Flyshit On The Ceiling….Chris Knox
Half Man Half Mole……………Chris Knox
Jesus I Was Evil…………………Darcy Clay
Promises Promises……………..Die Die Die
New Face In Hell……………….The Fall
……where to stop(?)
Under The Illusion…………….Dimmer
Whatever I Do Is Right……….The Clean
Chumpy…………………………….The Clean
Wealth Won’t Save Your Soul……Hank Williams
Simple Man…………………Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mr. Banker…………………Lynyrd Skynyrd
Seek And Destroy…………Metallica
Stone Cold Crazy………..Metallica
Conduit For Sale………..Pavement
Around The Bend……….Pearl Jam
Loudmouth……………..The Ramones
The Flat Foot Floogie…..Louis Armstrong
Nothing to say, nothing to hide!
So let us get down to business!
Fair enough, so you think, by expressing your preferences for some past music, you have got it sorted re what the future will hold? I think you STINK and are IDIOTS!
Wake up and get to learn tha t you will likely face the hard line of survival soon.
Eating where uless ou have a place to go, sleeping where you feel there is a chnace to, do you have food, kids and orth? Realise the challenge!
If you don’t understand social spirit, the importance of informal community networking and the classic means of keeping up personal and group morale, and want to relate in a way which alienates everyone nearby, then you’re the one who is fucked in the times ahead. Not us.
That comes across like the smug rant of a wealthy prick who thinks cos he’s got his bunker and provisions sorted he won’t need anybody else to survive, and anyway they’re just idiots who stink. Like CV points out there is safety in numbers and getting along with the community will be important.
“That comes across like the smug rant of a wealthy prick who thinks cos he’s got his bunker and provisions sorted he won’t need anybody else to survive”
Ha, I have never been rich, am rather at the bottom of the ladder re income or owning anything, so snub your nose at someone else! I am just trying to create a bit of “shaking” and “shocking”, so that maybe some wake up.
Many posting here are in secure jubs and just “armchair socialist”, choosing to indulge in a bit of pasttime discussion about topics, but in many cases I suspect are “too busy” anyway to go to any protest or picket.
I an not interested in “getting on” with a community that is somewhat ignorant and pre occupied with petty matters. Then I’d rather be a lone fighter.
Anyway, enjoy the rest of your day and night.
Anyway, apologies for my “rant”, I sometimes get annoyed too easily when I see something I consider somewhat trivial.
“Hearts starve as well as bodies
Give us bread, but give us roses.”
While these are hard times and we are facing serious issues, actually xtasy, a little humour, fun and wit sure helps in times of strife. I appreciated the light relief. Very impressive selection actually.