Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 3:30 pm, May 8th, 2022 - 26 comments
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Keep it seemly.

26 comments on “Caption contest ”

  1. Visubversa 1

    "Next time your Pastor tells you that Gay people recruit – just remember who is standing on whose doorstep".

  2. Patricia Bremner 2

    Humpty and Dumpty?

    One of these things is like the other, both of these things are the same.

    Blokes World?

    Diversity will start at no. 34.

    It's all about the Money. (apologies to Anchor.)

  3. Patricia Bremner 3

    Humpty and Dumpty?

    One of these things is like the other, both of these things are the same.

    Blokes World?

    Diversity will start at no. 34.

    It's all about the Money. (apologies to Anchor.)

  4. Stuart Munro 4

    "Next time Chris, I wonder if you could take my campaign photo from behind the camera? Better not to confuse the punters eh."

  5. mac1 5

    "Footpaths of National Insignificants"

  6. newsense 6

    #nofilter

  7. fender 7

    "Now remember what you've been told: none of that financial crime investigation malarkey while you're hanging with us, OK!"

  8. Jackel 8

    Does this fiscal drag look good on me or do you think some hair would slow things down more?

  9. Patricia Bremner 9

    “I'm right behind you Boss, …… for now.”

  10. Blazer 10

    Deadheat for the winner of the Tauranga avant garde fashion…awards.

  11. joe90 11

    Now remember the first rule Sammy, don't talk about Deutsche Bank…

  12. Incognito 12

    Got a haircut but still no real job.

  13. Tiger Mountain 13

    A cunning plan Baldrick… our glorious leader featured in every campaign pic

  14. Temp ORary 14

    Luxon has his only friend take photo of himself with Nat's Tauranga candidate.

  15. Blazer 15

    Selecting taleban candidate Mr Infidel showed the diversity in the party said Mr Luxon.

    "Sam worked at Robu Bank and has a big brain and a nose for sniffing out fraud"… he said. cheeky

  16. Treetop 16

    Sam looks like a happy candidate because the National Party have not had a leadership change this year.

  17. Doogs 17

    “John liked to be on billboards with his candidates. How’s this? Am I like John? Do you like me? Is this OK? We’re going to win, aren’t we? Could be a hairline thing!”

  18. Tony Veitch (not etc.) 18

    Dumb and dumber 'highly educated!’

  19. AB 19

    "Sam and me checking on my 6th tenant for wasteful spending. Super exciting day for the inflation busters!"

  20. SPC 20

    Say you can neither confirm nor deny any relationship with the person who founded the Civilian Party.

  21. georgecom 21

    just apply the guy on the left once a day for 24 hour protection from under arm perspiration and body odour

  22. JeremyB 22

    "righto job done, now for a gottle of gear"

  23. Blazer 23

    Casting central-'we need a pale,stale ,white male'…big decision…go…with or without…hair.

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