Caption Contest

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1. ianmac 1

   8 April 2011 at 2:03 pm

   “We live in a make-believe world so perhaps we can convince those hungry kids to believe that they are not hungry,” says Sir John.
   “Yes Boss,” mutters Billipton.
2. kiwinewt 2

   8 April 2011 at 2:06 pm

   “But it’s my turn to be the mad hatter! Waah!”
3. Rob 3

   8 April 2011 at 2:26 pm

   When finance companies are involved you can always have some more.
4. mikesh 4

   8 April 2011 at 2:59 pm

   Then we’ll announce the start of the Tea Party, NZ chapter.
5. Armchair Critic 5

   8 April 2011 at 3:03 pm

   “Paula’s bringing some catfood and cockroaches.”
6. marty mars 6

   8 April 2011 at 3:05 pm

   New pantomime staring deposed politicians opens to poor reviews.
7. Mac1 7

   8 April 2011 at 3:12 pm

   “Ah, Dipton’s tea. At the heart of Dipton is the commitment to making human service a matter of business. Serve lukewarm, with bitter lemon.”
8. vto 8

   8 April 2011 at 3:39 pm

   ….not a caption…

   it is surely all over when most all the country laughs at you. at least clark was never really laughed at,,,
9. Irascible 9

   8 April 2011 at 4:43 pm

   “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.”
   Lewis Carroll has already supplied the caption. Everything Key says means only what he means at the time he says it. It is a pity that no one has created the Humpty-Dumpty dictionary for the Mad Hatter, Key, so that his duplicity can be understood.
10. Akldnut 10

    8 April 2011 at 6:17 pm

    It’s Blinglish “The Magician In Drag” and the Bunny’s wearing the hat
11. Rex Widerstrom 11

    8 April 2011 at 7:08 pm

    Alice: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

    Hatter: The last lunatic who did that printed them on a pledge card.

    😛

    But the film (the 2010 version) itself is filled with so many lines that don’t even need adapting, like…

    Alice: I have a little money, but I understand you don’t use that here.

    Hatter: Do you know why they call me Hatter?
    Alice: Because you wear a hat?
    Hatter: No. Because I’m always there when they pass the hat, so to speak

    Hatter: When that day comes I shall futterwacken… vigorously

    Hatter: I’ve been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice.
12. Rharn 12

    8 April 2011 at 8:48 pm

    Ya letting the team down Jonno.  Ya don’t pour Best China tea into a coffee cup.  Try and get some ‘kulture’ before the wedding.
13. Jim Nald 13

    8 April 2011 at 9:13 pm

    In Blingish’s fiscal Blunderland
    economic malice is served
    with austeri-tea for the many
    by whackey
    who dines with the voraci-tea of the few
    • Jim Nald 13.1

      8 April 2011 at 9:23 pm

      A translation:
      Key and English says ‘austerity for you’ while dining on ‘voracity for me’
14. mikesh 14

    8 April 2011 at 10:00 pm

    “The doormouse? I think he’s fallen asleep again.”
    “In that case, hold a snap election before he wakes up.”
15. M 15

    9 April 2011 at 12:32 am

    Alice quailed when she found out the Hatter’s presription for the poor was mercury tea after viewing the tea’s effects first-hand on her host.

    Anti-spam: disaster
16. Treetop 16

    9 April 2011 at 11:15 am

    Dr Moodie and the PM sorting out a legal defence over the mediaworks lie, while sharing a pot of mad hatters tea.
17. robertguyton 17

    10 April 2011 at 3:32 pm

    English: Eat me

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