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2:54 pm, September 13th, 2010 - 12 comments
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Reading the New York Times this weekend, I found this wee gem – “IPad vs. Newspaper, Fly-Swatting Edition”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfFfqMR6uK0&feature=player_embedded
It was unclear how many iPads were harmed during the making of this video.
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W T F !! The Standard is now stopping to “advertorial” !! Shame on youse !! ; )
It is a good ad though……. I liked the bit where the glass shattered. Personally I think that was unlikely. They use some pretty tough glass on the front of these beasts.
Can’t wipe your bum with an ipad !
It wouldn’t be that different from the bog paper in my old (old) high school.
Personally I prefer my arse-wiping to clean the area without leaving the words of ‘wisdom’ imprinted on my posterior.
Could you wrap your fission chips in an an I-pad?
Probably not wrapping in in an iPad… BUT….
you might be able to use it as a plate – just don’t stick it in the dishwasher
Indeed, a reputable agency recently administered a thorough battery of tests and found that the best e-reader on the market was, indeed the newspaper. This was among the reasons. Also, you can’t make a hat with an iPad.
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That is fuckn hilarious Lew. Particularly like this bit.
:”What concerned us most about The Newspaper was its lack of Wi-Fi.
Information on the system was locked, while on other e-readers it was open, ubiquitous and current. Eventually, however, we found this advantage to be overstated, even misleading. Engineers using The Newspaper typically did so 30 to 60 minutes a day. Afterward, they went outside, formed relationships, and took in what life had to offer.
Those using Wi-Fi-enabled e-readers tended to stay on the couch, scanning video sites for cats; eventually, downloading recipes for artichoke cheese dip they’ll never use. “
Also, you can’t make a hat with an iPad.
That’s so totally untrue, Lew. Anything can be made into a hat, just ask a toddler.