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Wasn’t it a repeated couch gag from last season?
Dunno- last night was the first time I’d seen it. Thought it was pretty cool though.
Same here, but I missed a few last season so I couldn’t say for sure.
Pure genius.
By the way, that stegosaurus has a passing ressemblance to Helen Clark, whom is also about to become extinct.
Santi, please stay after class and write 100 times on the board:
“All work and no play makes Santi a dull boy
All work and no play makes Santi a dull boy
All work and no play makes Santi a dull boy…”
Checked – basically the same, but this one is actually the one from last season. Last night, Marge ended by asking whether Homer had gotten the milk đ
Yep this is a previous season’s couch gag. Apparently the longest ever!
Surely the longest ever would be the cellular planetary system one with the universe in Homers brain?
And isn’t the evolution intro just a rehashed version of the Fatboy Slim music video?
Phil -I know the one you mean, and it was pure brilliance. A parody of 2001, or something similar?
Fatboy Slim’s “right here, right now” was a similar style – ended with the cubby chap from the cover (“I’m #1 so why try harder”) but the Simpsons did it better.
Not sure which one is longer.